we HAVE to solve this in 2026
>>769864052 master race
>>76989544that's not a shake, that's a bowl o slop
>>76988531Kek bodied that retard
>>76988999Trips checked, but>unitasker>>76989674>No counter argumentPost body.
>>76989674we don't self-report here
the neckpill claims another
>>76995622>And if any of you could push a button and instantly get muscles like his, you'd do it.Nah, I'll admit to having arms a bit smaller but neck-mogging him and wouldn't trade.
>>76995631nobosy but dyel lookism incels would look at this guy and say spout blackpill gibberish about his neck being out of proportion with his biceps.Your mind is warped from staring at pics of frogs memes and shirtless men on the internet all day>>76995768So you're saying he would be better off being a dyel skinnyfat nerd instead of a buff nerd because he doesnt meet your lookism standards of beauty?
>>76996091>say spout blackpill gibberish about his neck being out of proportion with his bicepsI have 18" biceps plus 18" neck. This is typical proportions for someone who lifts moderately hard but isn't a huge powershitter on a CPAP. OP bro probably closer to like 21" biceps and 15" neck; saying his proportions are kinda weird isn't some lookism blackpills gibberish. Getting DSL injections like Clav is.
>>76995382Simpler than a buzz cut huh? Fucking dumbass
>>76994454>tfw 17" neck>sleep apnea>not even fatyeah haha another one claimed alright
for me it's about 19 miles but that's because i pole vault with my world record cock every 1/3rd step
>>76988626its 5.6
>>76988626About 5.1, assuming a stride of 2' 4".
>>76988626There are 5280 feet in a mile, and you have 2 feet, so 4.5454545454 miles.
who the hell even invented this whole thing about you need to do "x steps a day", is there any difference between taking 50cm step and 70cm when going 5km?
Should I roid for this?
>>76995711>firefighters are necessary during minor fender bendersno they're not. I was a dispatcher for 20 years. Our fire chief figured out that he could get more money from the federal government based on how many calls they responded too. He had the brilliant idea of sending an entire crash response to every little fender bender just to show more incidents to get more money.All the firefighters complained and the police were mad because every little fender bender turned in a big traffic nightmare with fire trucks blocking the road etc.It lasted about a month until he rescinded the policy. I dont know why he didnt go to jail for attempting to defraud the government.
>>76995261>Die of heart attackYes.
>>76995576So a WOP, but less.
Do you think some firefighters murder people inside burning homes for their sick pleasure? Like, nobody will ever find out. You can just kill someone and blame it on the fire.
>>76995808>I dont know why he didnt go to jail for attempting to defraud the government.the government is basically just>how much can we defraud the public and offer as little in return as possible?based fire chief honestly
So just lose 2kgs and you're good? That's literally the same guy after a diet.
>>76994625To a woman, he's so hideous that if he approached her she would feel bad about herself
>>76995069slavs/russians specifically are old swedes"rus" was a swedish tribe
>>76995069Even without the vikings northern slavs are closely related to scandinavians. Both have a significant amount of yamnaya ancestry.
>>76994559I look like both these guys combined but more like the right
>>76996093that was the old upper class at least and there are lots still like that but the masses of slavic non euro ones were from elsewhere
Matt Damon "lost a ton of weight" for Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY and cut down to 167 pounds.“[Nolan] wanted me lean but strong. Just because of this other thing that I did with my doctor, I stopped eating gluten. I used to walk around at between 185 and 200, and I did that whole movie at 167. And I haven’t been that light since high school. So it was a lot of training and a really strict diet.”
>>76990396Good job. But shoulder veins really aren't hard to get. You can get them in high school from a little lifting. It's just being lean enough and doing enough presses.
>>76991038Nigger-fied slop based on femoid translation of the Odyssey
>>76990396>>76993414I assume that that anon is natty and doesnt have an entire army of dietitians and trainers
>>76990303The armor in that movie is not only anachronistic, it looks like shit.
>>76990396Shame about the ink. Nice zeek though.
I've had cervical herniated discs twice now doing pushups(It would not be twice if I had known what happened on the first time, dumb doctors)I also now know that I have a bone spur on my left shoulder. If I let go of muscle tension the shoulder has wiggle room and my bone can move out of socket a bit.I'm convinced the two are connected. fucked up left arm causing a collapse under tension. Doctors are reluctant to recommend shoulder surgery. what do?
>>76995149Don't really care. Appreciate the new music to try.
Is this a dad bod?
>>76996001That's a Grandpa, moron.
What causes twink death? Is it hormonal (time bomb) or more dietary/lifestyle?
>>76995896i know that train station
>>76995896>wikipedia editor (she/her)twinkdeath is part hormonal and ageing, part dietary/lifestyle.Alcohol, smoking and drugs are big accelerators of twinkdeathDehydration also accelerates it.poor skincare and hygiene causes uglinessbad shampoo (such as head&shoulders) causes baldnessnot exercising, having a bad diet, not socialising enough and having a bad philosophy (seriously) can mess with your hormone balancesmaybe try to follow female-oriented diets and lifestyle things for youthful beauty-maxing, as that's what twink actually means.
>>76995896Twinkdeath is just growing old because we all know men peak at 30 if you're into gay bears but if youre a pederast twinkdeath occurs around 18
As men get older, sexual dimorphism accentuates, so it gets harder to be a faggot that pretends to be a girl.
How do I avoid getting the fighter shoulders?
>>76991551Nvm the shoulders, worry about the sub-85IQ stare instead.
>>76994956Yeah, repeated blunt force trauma to the brain will do that to you.It's the same shit with "cauliflower ears" - it's not some fucking badge of honor or proof that you are a seasoned fighter - it just means you got bonked in the fucking head A LOT, lmao
>>76991575philippino kun you're brown
>>76991551Why are they all so dysgenic. Not a single well developed or good looking person, all typical incels. Some of them also seriously look gay
>>76994975meet me on the mats you coping earlet faggot
>I UNLOCKED my gains after 9 years lifting
>>76995799
>>76995550>>76995799>>76995803Found the lapdogs
>>76995824Looking in the mirror again?
>>76995824>anyone who disagrees with me is a lapdog>anyone bigger than me is on steroidsDo you guys just come here out of frustration when your latest troon porn story doesn’t take off on Reddit? Or are just stuck in the bb.com forum meta trying to be cool in 2026?
>>76995836>>76995831r/outoftheloop
more than a decade has passed and and no one has been able to refute this.
>>76992415Do your best
>>76992450>the worst self help book you've ever read
>>76993706>burnt my my life savings on milk from the shopShut up you jewish nigger
>>76993437You could learn a skill and become self employed
>>76995152That's a nice advice actually. I could do just that. Why didn't I think of this before?
>can now do 5 reps x 5 sets w/ 10kg backpackhave i ascended bros?
>>76994726Pissening, can you do one arm chins already?
>>76994726>No one even glancing in his directionKek gymcelling is so miserable
>>76994726Dr Pavel I'm mogged
>>76994726>>76993630unironically impressive
>>76992196>fridge look overs
With all this talk of looming war i want to get ready for combat, but the nearest gym is 15 km on my bicycle and i don't have time for that every day. how can i be combat ready by training at home? both strengh wise and fighting wise
>>76995317>IndiaWhat an odd country to include. What are they gonna do crash their own jets again? Impotently beat the Chinese with sticks? Throw shit at them?
>>76995412poison everyone with their """"""""""""food""""""""""""
>>76995278Essential worker maxx, become something like a firefighter or a cop so you get to stay on home turf. In combat zone too much is beyond your control, don’t bother with the gym
>>76995278>air filter maxxing>sandbag maxxing>water filter maxxing>canned food maxxingIf you're not directly hit by artillery, within a couple clicks of a nuclear strike, or in a really prolonged siege, you can probably survive with the above.>t. read 2 many technical manuals
>>76995278Buy guns x failure
Gonna sip my pre-workout in a bit and start lifting away this feeling of gotten disrespected and discarded by this galAt least the bar stays with me no matter what
>>76995055check'd. forget about it and move on. women are timid creatures so directly saying no to your advance isn't really something they'd do but thats fine cos that's how the game is, at least you learn about signs about a girl not being interestedin you. pbesides, given how shitty modern dating is, it could have been worse tho, like she stringing you along and taking advantage of you or actually dating you but you're just a part of her harem. we're on our own out there, so lift hard and stay strong, king, be the one that you can count on regardless what happens.
>>76995005Cute Dalmatian
>>76995113I'd accepted a no, no problem.Just outright being silent just lacks respect imo but what're am i gonna do ehThanks anon, sucks that i'll gonna be seing her regularlyGonna load up the bar extra heavy then cheers
>>76995005>open dating app>talk to bitch>bitch says no>skip to next bitchYou niggers either dont know how to advertise yourselves or you are total social retards>t. Serial gf haver
>>76995767>You niggers either dont know how to advertise yourselves or you are total social retardswell yeah. i would argue it's normal to not understand how to promote yourself in a livestock auction format. and the social retardation is a given considering where we are posting