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No mirin' thread?

>be me
>6'2 220lb prime Germanic genes
>work inna fancy old hotel as a receptionist
>wear a suit all day and look professional
>know a bunch of languages, including a little Japanese
>have a bunch of Japanese people staying with us
>make a point of out surprising them with some Japanese
>checking out Japanese ladies, young or old
>turn to then with a cold, professional glare
>ask in Japanese "How are our honored guests today?"
>their faces when, always

I thought the whole foreign butler thing was a meme, but I can consistently moisten panties just by doing this.
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>>46474714

>mfw 6 foot and 138lbs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>46470312
summer
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>>46470074
When girls mire me, I just feel sad because I have enough experience to know that once they start getting to know me, their pussies dry up fast. I don't want to hurt myself anymore and bash my self-esteem to the point where I would kill myself so I just ignore them.
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>Be me
>5'11 191lbs
>At frat party
>Chatting up this qt blondie
>Joke that she can't keep her eyes of me
>She says "I'm sorry, I've always had a thing for short guys teehee."
>Zone out, face is hot, seeing red, tears start streaming down my face
>At this point everyones staring
>She starts to apologizing and puts her hand on my shoulder
>I snarl and bite her as hard as I can on the neck
>She screams super loud
>Some 6'5 guy pics me up with his hands underneath my armpits and says "Alright little guy, that's enough."
>I kick and flail around but I can't reach him
>Sets me on the porch and locks me out
God fucking damn it.
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>be me
>organise a tennis tournament with some students
>fun group, alright people
>this one girl keeps spilling spaghetti at me and drops hints she likes me

She has a bf and she strikes me as someone who wouldnt cheat really fast, I dont think I can just pump n dump her as we will still need to work together. Im getting confused lads

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You know the drill.
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>>46477802
re-roll
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roll
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>>46471442
75.
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>>46471442
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>>46471442

Hope for low roll.

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ITT: Post your weight and your (tested) 1 rep deadlift max

>58kg
>190kg
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>>46478211
>198 freedom units
>455 freedom units
Is my diddly good or am I simply a pleb. Once I hit 4pl8 like 3 years ago I stopped doing diddly.
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>>46478937
Seems decent,
How tall are you
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Refreshing to see a thread that isn't e-stated to hell.

100kg bw
120kg deadlift
80kg clean
85kg bench
110kg squat
55kg press

Just started back up since I got a promotion and have been working my ass off, also a lot of biz trips and work dinners.
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91kg bw
195kg dl
147.5 kg squat
117.5 kg bench
102.5 kg power clean
87.5 kg ohp
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>>46479057
why is your bench so low, should be 10-15 kg higher

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Explain why you can't powerclean 315 when you've been alive longer than this 16 year old.
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>>46465509
my organs make shit hormones so i build a shit amount of muscle no matter how much effort i put into it
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>>46478740
That literally has fucking nothing to do with why you are calling blacks apelike.
When you try to sound smart by using big boy words.
You should actually fucking understand what you're saying.
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>>46465509
Because there's only one year I'm lifting, I don't do roids and to top it off I'm a medical student.
I have nowhere near as much time to spend training as him
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>>46465587

>tfw 24
>recently got carded trying to buy a energy drink in uk
>have been asked by cashiers why im not in secondary school while buying food during the day

these 16 year olds look like they're 30.

WTF
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>>46478916
I know this shit inside out and backwards. If you knew anything about anything about primatology and and anthropology, you'd know i'm right.

Blacks develop faster than Whites, just as Chimps and gorillas do compared to humans as a whole. Of course it's less extreme when comparing blacks and Whites, but the fact of the matter is that blacks are by definition, African apes, and it's no surprise then that being more archaic than Whites, and being in Africa along with our close cousins, that their development is more primitive than that of Whites'. Is it simian? No. Is it closer to the apes than ours? Of course. In that way, blacks are simioid compared to Whites.

Same goes for muscle tissue. Studies have shown that Chimpanzees have more fast-twitch muscle fibres, which gives them an advantage over men. Blacks, on average, have more fast-twitch muscle fibres as well (although, obviously, not on the same level). Chimps and Blacks both adapted to an African environment. Given that Chimps are humans' closest relatives, it shouldn't surprise you that the human populations which originated in Africa also share more traits with the closely-related African apes. New environments in Europe and Asia spurred departures from simian forms that were favored in Africa. It's not complicated.

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ITT: we remind ourdelves why we do it.
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>>46457232
lol she dies in ep 21
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>>46457246
Faggot
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>>46470578
who
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>>46476128
>>46476599

I'm also brazilian and chat with her on insta. she`s female, sweetcheeks. the tranny joke is so 2016.

Haven't seen a /fit/ YLYL in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Az4NHlzfc
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>>46478949
>Why doesn't any board that tries to be social also have a sense of humour?
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>>46474689
This is excellent
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>>46478521
Communists in charge of the education system
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>>46477408
>>46477197
W H E E L O C K ' S
For the discriminating autodidact.
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>>46474962
Id pork her and tell her that hillary and obama are ten thousand year old demons or something
>>46477419
>>46476721
>>46476685

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been lifting for about two months now, currently 6'1.5 and 160 lbs, started as a skinny-fat looking skelly after doing an auschwitz routine (lotsa running, no food) to lose chub

do i have gyno? my nips are p big. do I have apt? i know my back is fucked up, thats why i dont do squats, since my chiropractor said to avoid them for now. i can also see a noticeable four pack when slightly flexing, sometimes even at rest.

estimated bf%?

heres my current routine:
MTTF or MWF, sometimes Saturdays

A
Flat Bench
Military Press
Lateral Raises
Skull Crushers
Cable Rows

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>>46470410
Shave and work on delts and you will have the ultimate 18 year old thotslayer physique
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5’9 158 lbs. been drinking the past few days so I’m down a few lbs and more cut than usual. Funny how that works
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>>46468602
Get back to kik/fit/
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>>46476901
routine?
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6’5 218.5lbs

OHP pr today...137lbs for 13 reps. Tired of feeling full all the time but six more weeks of bulking left

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Fresh FPH thread.

Belgium edition, did you guys see Belgium's minister of healthcare, Maggie de Block? (Pic related)

Theme song for this thread:
https://youtu.be/9fUpgn_STdc
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>>46478784
I would say a hike starts at 10 miles or so, but that's a short one. A full-day hike is 20-30 miles.
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>>46469751
install squat rack
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>>46469336
>>46472530
>"I have no idea why I can't lose weight. I only eat once a day!
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Yes, well done Blaha, well done
HOWEVER
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>>46478087
>>46478081
Cope
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>>46478081
His 200m time? Literally WHAT does that have to with this you nigger?
>>46478087
So where's your fucking trophy then copeus Maximus? If it's so easy?
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>>46477728
>people at my gym benching 4 pl8 at sub 200
they're not natty though
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These "alpha destiny" threads always seem like one person arguing with everybody else
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Why did Quebeckers allow a Greek Italian to compete in their competition. I thought Quebec was supposed to be really serious about their identity.

Fictional body admiration
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>>46477409
Same. Is it just me or noumu fight >> all for one
With you say run playing and better animation that fight just gets me more pumped.
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>>46477429
nomu fight is overall better but united states of smash is better than plus ultra
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I fucking love this shit, call me a anime fag, this shit makes me wanna lift, its what got me started lifting like two years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OInD08BksNM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct8In_FAvZE
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>>46477973
good shit bro, everyone has their own reasons, doesn't matter what anyone says, if yours strong enough to make work your ass off then its a good enough reason

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is a gallon of water a day too much?
It's distilled so I'm not getting any flouride
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>>46478562
>distilled water
Jej. Also drinking water in general is a meme.
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>>46478612
>drink from plastic
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>>46478727
I do drink it out of a mason jar
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>>46478631
this
the only water that is toxic is Ultra pure water, the shit they use to clean the nano transistors on new age computer chips
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>>46478655

I'm not trolling... Your body doesn't work like that. It needs minerals for bones and other stuff, it's not going to pull minerals out of your bones so that it can put them back in. Your body needs H2O, and if you are even the least bit worried, taking a multivitamin everyday would 100% negate any issue with distilling your water.

This is lower than Alex Jones tier bullshit, this is As Seen On TV at 2 AM level nonsense.

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so was /fit/ good at high school sports? or were you pic related
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sprint cycling state champ three years in a row, national junior team ice hockey.
got a huge ass and old mans joints to tell.
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>>46478620
How far is the shortest spring cycling race 500 yards/meters?
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>>46463092
Whats wow?
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>>46478915
Whipping of wieners
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>>46462831
I was OP pic. Fortunately things turned around after high school, got an outside job and lost weight and a random cougar took me home and stole my virginity my first day of college so life improved fast.

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/fit/ humor
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>>46462638
Dude has the body of an MMA fighter. The way he sprawls when he’s “landing” his punch looks on point. It looks ridiculous, but I think he’s actually training to deliver the finishing punch to a downed opponent.

>Pic related: Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping for an example of what I mean.
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>>46477914
>>46478147
not even good bait
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>>46469320
sauce?
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>>46478922
Some mad scientist gave his minion a day off, it went to a porn convention and posted it on /fit/
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>>46465272
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING RETARDED

Do squats actually produce a noticeable amount of muscle on females or is it a big waste of time????? What about lunges???????
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>>46477283
Okay then what kind of time frame are we talking...
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>>46477331
bout tree fiddy

post tits or gtfo or read the sticky
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>>46477269
squats are awesome, read the stcky faggot
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>>46477331
After you train and eat optimally the biggest factors become genetics and whether or not you're roiding. There is no blanket answer
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>>46477331
How long is a piece of string?

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Do women get offended if a guy is checking them out at the gym? Not in a creepy way but like a quick glance as they walk by or in the mirror
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>>46476879
only if you look good too
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>>46478668
FPBP



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