>game punishes you for not using shitty party members
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>>12309419>>12309302It's crazy how these localizers think being verbose is better than being direct - unless of course, the GBNA is a pure, direct translation. Is it?
>>12310087That was one of my biggest issues with FFT. The original translation was butchered a lot of the time, but it was very concise, fitting of dialog in the middle of a battlefield. WotL felt more like a dramatization written for an acting class, and even the remaster is a bit more verbose than it should be, but it at least trims the fat compared to WotL.
>>12309419SNES changed friend to mama, and ruined the clever writing. Shadow couldn't kill his friend, as we see in the flashbacks.>EDGAR: That’s Shadow…! He’d slit his mama’s throat for a nickel!GBA>Edgar: That's Shadow... He's an assassin. He'd kill his own best friend for the right price...
>>12293031Its supposed to absorb magic attacks, but sometimes the boss just delays his attack and Celes outspeeds it.On that boss there's a thunder rod you can find in that cave, use it as an item during the fight and it one shots the boss.
Bear? As a kid called him big faggot. The way he moved his body was so fagish
>>12307985There is nothing wrong with 3 though.
>>12307904Bull, from Night Court?
>>12307967>Golden Axe>tacticalkek
>>12308545if you aren't tactical you lose ground placement advantages
>>12307904Except he punches literal navy faggots like you, OP, so i disagree with that headcanon.
I hate DC1 for the following reasons:1. It doesn't do anything with its ambitious concept, taking place in samey, sterile lab corridors with the dinosaurs just tacked on. They could have been any kind of animalistic monster and it wouldn't have made a difference2. 90% of the enemies you encounter are just Velociraptors, over and over and over again. Game should be called Raptor Crisis.3. The inventory and UI system is unintuitive and needlesly complicated with item bloat galore. I assume there is a reason you have no concrete health indicator and that every action you can do in the inventory is devided into a gorillion sub menus.4. The game is like 50% cutscenes, especially in the first half. Take two steps - cutscene, open a door - cutscene, turn around - cutscene. On and on, it's like a proto Snoy exclusive game.5. Combat sucks and gets old very quickly due to the very limited enemy roster.6. While puzzles are great there's just too much of them and they follow the same theme of needless overcomplication like the UI and inventory systemAll in all, it's a very lackluster game with some serious design flaws. It's no "hidden gem" as zoomers like yap about these days. I'm convinced that the people who say it's a masterpiece haven't played in since it came out and only have a vague memory of it being "resident evil with dinosaurs", which sounds cool but the game doesn't deliver.
>>12307072You could tell DINO CRISIS was made by the RE1/RE2 B TEAM
>>12308879No. It was made by RE3 team, which is why they share similar gameplay, and DC demo came RE3 discs. RE3 has several references to Dino Crisis too
I really didn’t like this game as a kid. I loved RE and loved Jurassic park yet this game didn’t quite click for me in the way an RE game did. If I remember it’s much harder. And the raptors get introduced when you only have the pistol iirc. In RE 1 & 3 you have at least the grenade launcher & shotgun, if not the magnum to dispatch them quickly. And re3 did have hunters that could poison you, they were reddish /purple
>>12307072It really does feel like ocarina of time when it comes to the cutscenes constantly interrupting you every few steps. That is one major issue with the game i admit
Opinions on Jawmuncher?
Has there ever been another game that become super-popular so late into its console's lifespan?The GB was nearly 10 years old when it got released for it and it had been underpowered and weak since 1990/1991.
Kill yourself
>>12309635And yet, it was. The PS2 has a lot of examples of these hugely popular late-cycle games though, for this reason >>12308107
>>12308083> it had been underpowered and weak since 1990/1991.Compared to hardware that didn't have a fraction of the market share? That doesn't mean its underpowered, it means the other hardware was overpowered. And I love my Game Gear.
>>12309668Yeah it didn't come out until 2008. Even Persona 3 came out in America after the PS3 launched.
>>12309668P4 also wuz my furst rpg after I dropped all square eni and sega rpgs.2 weeks later I got fes in the mail. Got them all except rule of rose must be pirated for obvious reasons.
name a flaw
>>12309180nta but 1 is so simple there's no room for clunk>inb4 there's no gameplay eithervr missionsI'd say biggest flaw is 30 fps input lag
>>12309867I wish 3 onwards had some sort of equivalent to the VR missions of 1 and 2. Something that really pushes you to use all of the gameplay mechanics. At least TPP being a sandbox gives you scope to fuck around.
>>12309167I disagree desu. 2 and 3 aren't perfect but when you're in the grove they're smooth enough, 4 seems completely fine, don't know why you'd find it clunky specifically, being not as refined as mgsv doesn't equal clunky.
>>12309946*you're in the groove
>I need to vomit exposition at the player but don't have the budget for it>I know, CODEC CALL, even though we're standing right in front of each otherFucking retarded.
Were you a silver or Gold kid
>>12308095Rest assured, I stopped at the anime.
>>12301834I know what I'm doing today.
>>12297945Red, then Silver.
>>12297945Silver, Blue, Sapphire, and Diamond. Then I stopped with Pokemon. With remakes I got Fire Red, but wish I got Green instead.
>>12308095What's wrong with the anime?
video game genres are all bullshit. I'm sure you already knew that, how many times have you seen a game advertised as "adventure" or "action", fucking useless. this game is evidence that even very specific genres like "shoot-em-ups" are actually a hodgepodge of different types of games. the problem is that genres are defined by some surface level aspect, such as "an autoscroller where you control a character and shoot waves of enemies", not ever considering the core intentions of the game design, which could be "memorizing patterns, shooting and dodging in a 2d plane" or "idk watching all the explosions while wildly flailing around and then you get to buy some wacky new gun with the money you collected"this game has more in common with those old "desktop destroyer" stress relief "games" than with other "shmups"
>>12310061>INTENSE ARCADE ACTIONQuite perfectly summed up for Tyrian.
>The Virgin Japanese Shmup-autistic and obsessive-one hit and you're dead-lucky to get five different weapon types-designed to eat quarters-linear from start to end-if 'Congratulations' is spelled in proper English it's an above-average ending sequence-primarily praised for its soundtrack-player has to constantly defend himself against accusations of cheating or be ostracized>The Chad Tyrian-plays for fun-big fat HP, shield, AND armor bars-virtually unlimited combinations of weapon upgrades-free as in beer AND freedom-also has a secret beer minigame and non-linear gameplay elementsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Carrot ship.
It was not supposed to be a documentary.
>>12308805about what? how ridiculous the ebay prices are for this mediocre game because resellers are scumbags.
>tfw you finally get the item duplicator in Symphony of the Night
>>12308758>visual and graphical improvementsvisual and performance improvements
>>12308040mfw a kid gets mad because I posted a meme older than him
>>12305908When you get the 1CC after multiple tries, especially on a run with a lot of close calls through out or near the end.
>>123095421992 here, fag.
>>12309542TOP KEK
I do have a PS1-2-P-PC for them but I always like to have so sort of backup in case any of the former fail.I do have the slim one and the mods that are supposedly needed to run them but PS2&P games do not run and some PS1 games do but not all.Does anyone have experience with playing those systems on their PS3?
Evil Zone
>>12307243I kneel to your autism
>>12307243neat list
bump
>>12310117Completely forgot there was the shota boy.
>>12301858This guy was the coolest guy ever when I was ten
Why'd they rename him to "Cosmic" did they get a lawsuit from Linux or something
The creator of Peanuts threatened to rise from the grave and rape their descendants.
I'd like to interject for a moment.
>>12309646Shultz wasn't dead yet
post your favorite ugly cgi western style box art
>>12309739more like low cow glow.>>12309748That reindeer with camo shorts is creeping me out.>>12309974kawaii>>12309983beautiful>>12309994Its not that bad just generic as hell.
I remember when /vr/ found this game Odo Odo Oddity.>>12310083Poor girl has a headache and needs a tylenol.
Ballz 3D Director's Cut>"The critics raved about Ballz!"I bet they did.
Why yes, I am the best Street Fighter. How could you tell?
Not even Top 5
just finished the first dungeon. what am I in for?
>>12310008The gameplay in Xenogears was just an excuse.If they made it play more like the Battle Arena, nobody would miss the original gameplay
whats the most meta party comp? 1/2/3 mages? should I have an archer? who are the best melee fighters? as far as I can tell, the mages are basically interchangeable, and fragile, but OP. but having 2 also makes it harder to combo into special moves when you need to
>>12309561Is this like Project x Zone's gameplay? I love those game and the gameplay combo juggling was so fun.
>>12310014Lenneth with bowArngrimLawferMystinaOnce you get to Seraphic Gate:Lenneth with bowFreiyaBrahmsLezard
>>12310058Not at all.Project x Zone has a pair and a backup fighting against an enemy.Valkyrie Profile has 4 characters fighting against a bunch of enemies, and all your characters can attack at once (each face button is a character). There is juggling.
