PLEASE JOTARO I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF CAIRO
>>288249918DIO died with dignity, screaming angrily it's impossible he could lose, you retarded tourist. He wouldn't beg.
easily the most unfunny meme out of /tv/ yet
>>288250260>died with dignity>WAAAAAHHH NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! IM DIO! IM DIO!!!
>>288250284Let me guess, it has something to do with that edgy superman ripoff show's ending right?
>>288250260LOL DIO would do the funniest shit conceivable if he realized he was done and that Jotaro could have spared him.
>>288250284>/tv/ memeWell that explains it.
>>288250353This. DIO was so desperate to survive that he waited 100 years in a coffin at the bottom of the ocean. He thought of nobody’s survival as important other than his own. If he thought there was even 0.1% chance of survival if he ate shit and sucked dick, he’d have done so in a heartbeat
>>288250337precisely
>>288250284Impressive considering they've never been funny.
>>288250284Disagree. I’ve been cackling hard for the last day at how flooded the catalog has been with it.What makes it funny is just the sheer insistence of it, rather than the actual joke itself. Like this inescapable force of shitposting. The people getting angry about it are the funniest part
It's what Erina would've wanted.
>>288249918DIO-SAMA SUCKS MY COCK? YIPEE-!!
>>288250260>classic /a/ humor is now considered "tourism"Covidians surely have wrecked this board.
>>288249918Such silly dialogue. You can tell whoever wrote it imagined someone else saying it.
Redpill me on SBRWhy is there only one episode? Is it atleast an extended episode, like movie legnth, as an introduction to the soft reboot? When is the second one
>>288250284For some reason I find /tv/s memes to be either 0 or 100. There's really no in-between.
>>288250290Yes, angrily/disbelievingly refusing to accept your death to those inferior is more dignified than begging.Kira? 100% regurgitates this meme. He isn't one of the big boys, just some degenerate killer.
>>288250796>Why is there only one episode? Is it atleast an extended episode, like movie legnthIt's like 50 minutes. It just covers the first stage of the race>soft rebootHard reboot>When is the second oneAutumn
>>288250796First episode is 40 minutes, and covers the first “stage” of the raceAs to why there’s only one episode, blame Netflix and their dogshit release schedule.Episode 2 will be out later in the year, and from there will be weekly episodic. But it’s unclear how long that weekly release will last, and if there will be long breaks again. Knowing Netflix, it’s probably the latter
>>288250874>those inferiorBut that’s the entire point of his death, that Jotaro is superior to him. And his seething denial and disbelief at this fact is what makes his death so fitting. It’s not dignified, it’s DIO refusing to accept reality
>>288250260DIO would have absolutely begged for his life and promised to suck Jotaro's dick if he knew he was going to die in the next 30 seconds. DIO still thought he could win that fight when he threw his last kick.
>>288250955We don't know how it would've realistically played out if DIO didn't use his bad leg and he just let himself heal, it was still anyone's fight even now Jotato could stop time as well.
>>288249918/tv/ was a mistake
>>288251070Because he still could? All he has to do is force Jotaro into burning time stop, which these autists track perfectly. DIO has a whopping 9 seconds more that keeps growing with every usage.
>>288250284/tv/? I would've thought it was straight from the dbs containment threads
>>288250695kill yourself, /tv/ cuck
>>288250260Did you miss the part when he tried to bargain with Jonathan's corpse when the ship they were in was burning?
>>288251121Jotaro one shot him and DIO couldn't grasp what happened.
>>288251259Jotaro didn't use Time stop in the killing blow.
>>288250284It’s fittingly shitty for the scene it’s aping. For you was actually kino
>>288251761Because it's as unfunny as them.
>>288250284what meme nigga this is literally 1:1 version of what homelander said
>>288251931>ebonics speaker doesn't know what a meme isNot surprising but still annoying
>I'LL DO IT MATSUDA
>PLEASE DENJI
>>288250436Agreed. Using it as a meme in any format has a knock-on effect of mocking both the terrible fucking shows ending and whatever the meme is being inserted into. I'd actually say it's pretty fucking funny.Doubly so for someone like me who watched the first season and dropped that shit like a sack of rotting potatoes because it was painfully clear where it was going and then I was vindicated with each successive season.
>>288252525The final episode is dogshit, but him begging for his life like that is actually one of the few things that’s done well. It’s been long established that he’s extremely insecure, and overall a weak person on the inside. It aligns well with his character to behave like that in the face of danger
>>288252568Who actually killed Homelander this time? I like the way he went out in the comics but I know that can't be the same in the show.
>>288250284I genuinely dont think anything can be worse than Sneed and its effects on this entire website but it's up there.
>>288252613Do tvfags really find sneed funny or is pretending part of the joke?
>>288252597They gave him Noir's death. Got his skull cracked open with a crowbar by Butcher
>>288252597Butcher pops his head open with a crowbar in the Oval Office, but the circumstances around it are completely different. It actually IS homelander, and not the Noir clone. Noir died long before this. Homelander has his powers neutralised by kimiko
>>288250284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BPqhza60M
>>288252667>>288252673Well that seems fitting, I guess. Thanks, anons.
>>288252764Like I said, it’s one of the only things done well in the final seasonNearly everything else is dogshit
>>288252633Pretending is definitely part of the joke but Sneedfags also spawned a bunch of copycat retards trying so hard to fit in they would (and still do, occasionally) just post sneed out of context likely without really knowing whyIt was a miserable time on 4chan when half the posts in any given thread were just >sneedwith no contributions otherwise
>>288249918>people we hate like the villain >let's humiliate him somehow >I know, make him act like a faggotAs for Dio, his defeat was disappointing after the impressive conclusion of Part 2. Suddenly Jotaro can stop time as well and that's it lol
>>288252568Homelander begging for his life makes sense but that doesn't mean it's done well. He would be begging after a long while of denial since he's delusional and doesn't know what it's like to be a normal human and not the strongest person in the world. It's not like pain and the fear of death is new to him. Offering to give Butcher control of Vought and a shapeshifter to replace his wife is in character, but why did he immediately jump to sucking dick and eating shit? That doesn't even make any sense to offer. Does he think those are things Butcher wants for some reason? It's just there for shock value and gross out humor like the rest of the show's shitty dialogue and to pour out the writers' full unhinged hatred onto this character by making the scene as degrading as possible without regard for writing. It's Bunny Girl Senpai poop shoe level writing.
>>288249918Starting to get annoying.
>>288253444GoodThat makes it funnier
>>288251121He didn't have a bad leg anymore, he already drank Joestar blood which made his body complete.
>>288249918kek>>288250284>t. dicksucker and shit-eater
>>288253531youre the reason genuine discussion has all but left this websitestarted posting in 2016, i imagine?
>>288250284That would be the baskin roberts one.
>>288251853That was Brando. He canonically becomes more intellectual or philosophical about shit and doesn't freak out.
>>288250902They will make a few weekly episodes for 2-3 months and stop before going with the next one, its the same shit as the batch releases they are just delaying the time the episodes in the batch come out instead of releasing them all together, its a half assed solution but all the retards on social media clapped like seals at it after shitposting for a week straight to harass Netflix into making a statement about it.
Just tell me!>2I'll fucking suck your dick!>3, 5Please, I'll do anything!>7You want me to eat shit?>11, 13Ill eat your fucking shit! I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV!>17
>>288254702Kek
>>288254121>and doesn't freak out.Lol
>>288250411They created most of the most 4chan memorable memes on the internet, retard.
>>288249918
>>288249918what a fucking breadsucker
>>288254702>>288256643The meme is dumb as hell and it'll probably be about a month before we stop seeing them. But I will say, that of all the characters in anime that would make the most out of this meme joke it WOULD be the guy dressed as a priest addressing a little boy.
>>288249918Not the first time Dio was brought to his knees by a Joestar. I recall he also begged Jonathan.>>288250260Dignity? Jotaro alloved Dio to heal because he considered beating Dio into a pulp would leave a bad taste in his mouth. Dio is absolutely offended by this because Jotaro is looking him down, after that Dio says he doesn't care about anything except winning and he will do anything to win.Dio is a bitch.
Speaking of /co/shit, what does /a/ think about the TADC final episode leak?
>>288251259>All he has to do is force Jotaro into burning time stopDio could barely match Jotaro when he was only able to move a couple of seconds without time stop and you want him to face a Jotaro that can stop time? Don't be ridiculous.
>>288254702Holy shit he WAS begging to both emporio and weather report, he even made the same "I could've killed you but I let you live" argument for weather
Let this thread die already you bunch of niggers
>>288249918>>288254702Bitches both of them
