Realistically speaking, Asuka would be the ultimate waifu...
...if only she wasn't an extremely primitive character from a terribly written anime.If only there was an "Asuka but well written from a well written show"...
>>288254258>"Asuka but well written from a well written show"
>>288254270Much like Asuka, she also goes for the Objectively Worst Character (Main Cast) in her show.
Egg lol
>>288254312How come nobody ever talks about the LOTGH novels, only the anime?
>>288254494Because native speakers say the official English translation is terrible.
Kensuke (also his cuck poster) lostShinji fucked Asuka and gave here babies
>>288254759No one cares, schizo
>>288254258what's an example of a non primitive character?
>>288255564See >>288254312She is not only non-primitive, she is dexterous
>>288254249>the greatest asuka artist of all time (better than the anime producers)>only draws her getting fucked by Kaiji and Mass Produced Evasbased
>>288255636Anon, I'm at work, don't make me think about those pictures.
>>288254759Lmao>>288255537Kensuke brown pedo is here
>>288254494>novelsno matter how much elitist they act, at the end of the day they are anime watchers.
>>288254759K,b,c>>288255537I care and most people who aren't you seething does
>got 4 replies from the same schizo>>288255735here he shows his true intellect
>>288254249Rei and Asuka sitting on a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>288254249how? She's a violent ungrateful bitch
>>288255856>larp as a yurifag and you can tell he just copied a post from a old thread>1 min apartYou even still did the "on the tree" shit which is still wrong
>>288255874That's because she's badly written. People only like her for her body. They are attracted to her because she's a provocatively dressed underage girl.
>>288255868You can love both.
>>288255868>>288255856>1 min apart
>>288255892It doesn't mean anything.
I do like the instant "I'm gonna larp as a Yurifag but keep with my ESL shitpost" then reply to himself right after cooldown
>>288255927I made these: https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/rei%20asuka%20%22k-i-s%22/I'm a Reifag and a huge Rei x Auska shipper. I'm not the kensukefag or whoever else you think I am.
>>288255927you mean how both >>288255884 >>288255920are from the same thread. https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/287931095/#287931498Kensuke schizo likes to larp as a shitpost. He's going into old threads to find art to larp with
>>288255927This is nothing - DBspic got caught on 8/a/ samefagging for over 500 posts before he realised thread had IDs.
>>288255964Is that thread still up?
You really can't say anything about NGE without getting the schizo involved huh
ASUCUTE
Rei is the husband. Asuka is the wife.
Asuka is unfixable.
>>288256006Someone should have a screencap of it, but the janny banned him and deleted the thread. The solo-leveling spammer also got broomed.
>>288256248Because she can fix herself alone
>>288254270>well written>>288254494Because they're proto ln slop.
>>288254249Asuka would Kensuke and she completely did
>>288256438>wouldHoly ESL
>>288256438Brown pedo melty and ESL seethe
>>288256438kek factual, canonical even
>>288255537So are you gonna call him a schizo >>288256438Seems kind of odd that Kensuke cuck is right here but you seethe at someone making fun of him
>>288256472>>288256438Go back to the death battle threads. Nobody likes pedos here Kensuke cuck
>>288254270Nah. I remember that bitch being insufferable. Asuka is at least endearing.
>>288256550Kek, Asuka can endure Shinji's dick
>>288256307>The solo-leveling spammer also got broomed.What?
>>288256550That's funny, because I thought she would be insufferable because /a/ says it all the time. I rewatched LotGH just now and she wasn't insufferable at all, she's way nicer and more normal than "written by a male virgin who never interacted with teenage girls, other than masturbating to them" Asuka.
Never put your dick in crazy, Anon.
Do you think Peru still exists in Eva or did ir get wiped out like the third world shithole it is
>>288256576SL was a gookslop series being spammed on the board by Crunchyroll employees.
>>288256825Canonical end for the last short according to Anno
Kensuke cuck really needs new shitposts >>288256825 >>288256846https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Asuka%20is%20a%20size%20queen/Size queen shit is the most cuck shit and his post is pure fucking gay
>>288256858>>288256846>>288256825Man, Kensuke pedo samefagging and cuck postings
>>288254249>ultimate waifu>mommy issues>daddy issues>nagging wife>permanently mentally stunted>secretly into losersok, makes sense for you>not Yui>not even MariAsuka was the main waifu in the tv version because Anno is a stunted manchild who thought only another stunted cunt could stomach him, but he later made Mari because he found out that if you are rich and famous women will be your mommy if you want them to. This renders Asuka useless, she isn't a mom to you, like Mari/Moyoco, but she also won't be a mom to your kids, like Yui, meaning you have to be her dad, which sucks because raising other people's kids is basically cuckoldry. And you won't even get to experience MILF sex...
>>288254249>Realistically speaking, Asuka would be the ultimate waifu...As a masochistic simp, I wholeheartedly agree with you on this.
Why are there always these losers who need to call even fictional anime girls "bitch" or "cunt"? So frightened of women that even imaginary ones threaten you
>>288255856>>288255884>>288255920>>288256119Blond boys (me) fuck them both.
>>288255856But what about that time when Shinji was sitting next to Asuka?
>>288254249>arrogant psychotic bitch would be the ultimate waifuNever go full retard OP.Also don't let your fetishes cloud your brain.
cuddul
>>288257414Yeah he's a fucking knob. You can just never get away from these kinds of personalities on the internet.
>>288254249Realistically speaking, I LOVE ASUKA AND ASUKA LOVES ME!
>>288257414>mentally ill schizo trying to find friendsThat's because she's badly written. People only like her for her body. They are attracted to her because she's a provocatively dressed underage girl.^no mention of "bitch"^no mention of "cunt"You just injected it in your mind because I said she's a provocatively dressed underage girl. This is how you think about women.
>>288254249This artist loves EVAs.
wait so mari is asuka but good?
>>288257500Asuka was obviously ripped off from LotGH. LotGH was huge when Anno and Sadamoto were growing up.>>288257524Mari isn't even a character.>>288257532Concession accepted.
oh right, seems I had a bunch of cretins filtered.I like this little bit where Asuka seemingly turns into a geodude or something lol
>>288257610Would eat Asuka's bra
>>288257616Are you a goat?
Kensukefag is also the Reggiefag from /co/
>>288257616You wouldn't do shit coward
>>288257631I'm not sure about that still but he does hang out in deathbattle threads but to be fair it's moatky because he can't really poat in /dbs/ much
>>288257602It's called perspective
>>288257473We all love MPE vs Asuka it's kino
>>288258231whose we?
>>288254312At least we can all agree that although none of us like Julian, it is a realistic consequence of his good looks, forced personality, and high status, that he gets to bang the hottest woman in his anime. Unlike the MC of NGE, who is the ultimate progenitor of the "crybaby emasculated shonen protagonist" (his spiritual successors include KnY, MHA and DDD's MCs).
>>288257631Also he goes to /c/ occasionally
>>288254494Light novels aren't a thing over here, you'd have to order them from somewhere. Anime is just a few clicks away.
>>288258496I think I speak for all of /a/ when I say that indeed, all of us /a/nons agree. Just like we agree that Katerose is a much better waifu, much better girl, and a much better character than Asuka./thread
>>288258923>you'd have to order them from somewhereDo you also pay for anime like a good goy?
