Best 'suba thread, folks
>>288310244>divorcedness
No tits (even where there should be) and everyone is annoying beyond words. It approaches the Oreimo maximum of Shit quality to popularity ratio.
>>288310797KonoSuba wipes the floor with Oreimo. But then again, so does just about everything from Japan.
>>288310244why Lalatina tho??
>>288310244why are aqua, darkness and megumin so fucking annoying. kazuma should have eloped with yunyun
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>>288313698Dude looks like Taiju from Dr. Stone
>>288312951>kazuma*Tanaka
>>288310244Boobness
>>288312428Oreimo is bad, but Konosuba insults my intelligence almost as much, while also being almost impossible to listen to. It just screams at you the whole time.
It's just so fucking gay that he passed this up.
Why is her name Darkness?
Darkness is unfixable.
>>288314591If she hadn’t had cold feet when he thought he was in a succubus dream the deal would have been sealed. You can’t pin this all on Kazuma. She is ironically the most timid of the main three girls.
>>288315547Typical limp wristed MC who can't read a room. I'll forgive it because the story is supposed to be tropey and dumb, but I hate that kind of thing usually. A beautiful girl who is constantly spilling her spaghetti in your presence is a gift from God himself and a clearer sign than her actually just propositioning you since the latter could just be deception in service to some ulterior motive.
does konosuba not end with harem?
>>288314951More macho name than Lalatina
>>288310244This show fell off hard by S3.
reminder that darkness is the best girl and should have won.
>>288314591This isn't an Asuka vs Rei situation where both sides have some great points; people who prefer Megumin are developmentally stunted individuals with homoerotic tendencies. It's honestly a far more damning indictment of Japanese society than anything they did in WWII.
>>288316199Got a source for that?
>>288310244She's fine but I like Wiz.
>>288316138Deen didn't find a way this time
>>288315547wonder how far things would've gone if that "dream" didn't get interrupted
for me is the big boobed hebe cutie
The new season will have twice as much sag to make up for the previous season having none.
>>288316199>be fat>desire huge tits>be lean>desire slim tomboys with perky tits to wrestle and train abs withAnecdotal yet nevertheless relevant. Desires corelate with individual unrestricted movement range
>>288310244>slopness
>>288318054i just want to breed a cute female, i'm just happy with that
>>288314966I can fix her.
dorkness is almost best girl. but aqua is better.
Darknessfags have never once addressed the fact that she's a disloyal whore who's constantly trying to fuck every hideous monster and ugly bastard that crosses her path.She is completely unlovable due to her horrifically bad personality. Anyone who says she's best girl is a cuck and there's zero room for debate.
>>288310244There is no best suba.The best is the one you love the most.
Sylvia best girlStrong, loving and can freely adjust her body to suit your preferences
>>288320382It’s a fetish, she doesn’t want it to happen to her for real. Watch season 3
>>288320382Except Darkness doesn't want to fuck ugly bastards. She literally had ugly bastard supreme Aldarp trying to fuck her, and she was utterly repulsed by him.She wants to get fucked the same way some women have a rape fetish, she doesn't actually want it to happen.
>>288314591Does sne not wear a bra?
>>288321169Maybe she can't find one that fits
>>288314591Are you the same faggot that made a billion threads on this non issue when this episode came out like two years ago? He didn't want to take advantage of her because deep down kazuma is a good person and knows darkness wasn't thinking clearly not cause he's gay or he passed on the opportunity.
>>288320689>Except Darkness doesn't want to fuck ugly bastards.you intentionally chose the words that will hurt me the most, didn't you.
>>288317403they look like younger brother and older sister
I for one am glad Kazuma didn't pick her because that means she's available for me
>>288321240Have you considered getting /fit/ anon? Unless your genetics are actual subhuman just being reasonably in shape, taking care of yourself, shaving, and personal hygiene will work wonders. You don't have to stay an ugly bastard.
>>288310244>'ness thread
>>288321267FATNESS
>>288321301
Lalatina has the loudest and smelliest fart
>>288321372proofs?
DARKNESSIMPRISONING MEALL THAT I SEEABSOLUTE SEXO
>>288321272i'm trying the richfag build rignt now, i've heard it's more efficient for boss fights.
>>288321422If you're rich you can eat better, like eat lots of meat, drink whey etc which will make getting /fit/ easier.
>>288321401PLOT TWIST: Turns out Darkness is actually super dominant in bed
Stinkness
>>288321480great, see >>288321401
>>288321797I'm seeing it
>>288314591Its just very unbelievable since the characters are tailor made for each other. Reminds me of Kiyoshi and Chiyo/Hana.
Lalatina reheating your curry
>>288321480And there's nothing you can do to fight back because she's taller stronger and heavier than you are so prepare to be dominated
darkness enjoys being extra lewd because she knows she can tank anything you're throwing at her.
>>288322299True>>288322307This
>>288320689She got off on being stoned by kids in aqua's cults home base, dont try to apply consistent standards
>>288316358Based. She deserves to find love
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>>288314591Kazuma is a flatchad.
>>288321871It seems obvious to me that Darkness was the original endgame girl (go back to the earlier parts of the story/season 1 of the anime, and your find that Kazuma and Darkness consistently are given the more intimate moments. The bath scene, Darkness revealing her real name to Kazuma and later putting her family on the line to save Kazuma, etc) but as time went on the author felt pressured to give Megumin the spotlight by the end because the fanbase demanded it as she was the popular meme character.
>>288310244Darkness has a shit personality and isn't that attractive in her armor.Yunyun will always be best girl, she's relatably autistic, fixated, friendless and shy. Just like me.Yunyun is too good for the main cast anyway except Kazuma. She should have gotten with Kazuma. She would appreciate him more than anything else. And she just wanted someone the whole time.
>>288310244Very cute. Would rape.
>>288322782Being shy means you're too selfish and haughty to give other people your time and attention. You're a sad, lonely faggot because you think you're better than everyone. If Yundumb was actively pursuing a romantic interest, she wouldn't be so insipid. Like that episode where the letter was fake, for a moment she almost seemed likeable. Fuck you too, loser.
>>288322782Kazuma is a faggot
