It's sad to say, but I think /a/ stopped caring about flat chests.
GoodI love women who look like women
what's so good about flat chests?
>>288313708I disagree
>>288314111Loli and flat aren't the same
They say 'flat is justice', but that's only because justice is blind.
>>288313708Good. fuck off, pedobear.
>>288313726then you should love flat chests since small and delicate are feminine traits
>>288313708Not true at all!
>>288314252What's pedophilic about liking flat chests? I'll have you know there are many undeniably beautiful adult women that are very flat
>anon baiting faggots into posting DFCNice.
Flatties also deserve jiggle physicsIt's even hotter in fact
>>288313708Look at the last Kanan thread.
>>288314041More room for activities.
um? hello? all of yesterday?
>>288314252NTA but I want a tall, mature adult waifu with A cups.
>>288314911that thread was magical
>>288313726True women are cheerleaders, gymnasts, ballerinas, and contortionists. Women are supposed to be thin, lithe, and feminine.
>>288313708If true, that would be absolutely disgusting.A and B cups have always been the ideal. Large lumps of fat have become too commonplace lately.
>>288314364Flat chests indicate sexual immaturity and half the characters posted in flatfag threads are accordingly children. The only reason someone would seek out sexual immaturity is if they're a pedophile.By the way, the reason pedophiles seek the sexually immature is because they would feel disadvantaged around anyone sexually mature. Rather than fetishists, they're mostly just insecure losers who want to have power and control over their partner. This is also why most pedophiles are bisexual opportunists and follow extremist ideologies.I'd feel bad for them if they were just born with an unethical fetish, but they've all chosen to be that way. Pedophiles are made when manchildren don't grow up after someone told them "no" for the first time in their lives.
>>288315624Okay, but I still think adult women with flat chests are perfectly capable of being pretty
>>288315624>pedos choose to be that wayLol okay
>>288315624We just like flat chests. It's not that deep.
>>288313708just admit you wanna smash femboys faggot. No straight male isn’t into tits
>>288315717>flat doesn't count as titsLet me guess, you think cheese doesn't count as a pizza topping either.
>>288315624This fag definitely hates himself for being a pedophile and feels the need to project that onto people who like delightfully flat tiddies.
>>2883157171: I don't like penises.2: I ALSO like big tits3: Femboys almost never look as feminine unless you think the only difference between men and women is tits
>>288315743the picture op posted has no signs of any sort of breast shape, there are some small tit girls in this thread i can get behind but mostly ‘pure flat’ is just faggots trying to cope with the fact they can’t get off to real woman’s bodies.
>>288315717>thinking you can't love both flat and stacked chestsVariety is the spice of life, anon. Do you only eat one kind of food? Only drink one type of beverage? Do you only have one hobby?
>>288315780>but mostly ‘pure flat’ is just faggots trying to cope with the fact they can’t get off to real woman’s bodiesThat would mean no one likes flat girls then, because if they are either coping or gay, then it's not what they really like either. Are you sure you just can't comprehend how someone can genuinely like a specific thing different from what you like? In order to understand it, instead of accepting that people like different things, you have to make up some rationale where they don't REALLY like that thing. This is necessary for psychological comfort and so you can sleep at night.
>>288315717When's the last time you saw an actual feminine underaged male, one that wasn't dolled up to look like a girl and using camera tricks? There is way more going on than just lack of boobs, boys look like boys.
>>288315803so a bifag
>>288315825Men don't look like women, tits or otherwise.
>>288315717Being unable to attain the difference between flat chested women and no tits is the gayest shit you can admit
>>288315819they like that thing i’m not say they don’t, but there faggots. if you can’t get off to tits you like men i’m sorry.
>>288315859Very small tits is completely different from male chest. Maybe you're the gay one.
>flat thread starts>immediately gets brigaded by armchair psychoanalysts bringing up pedophilia out of nowhere and the "lol actually you’re gay" faggotsi’m sorry flatbros, it was doomed from the start…
>>288314216Flat is true justice. Not your normalfag, retard society "justice".
>>288315859On a formal logical basis, this implies the only difference between women and men is the lack of tits on men. By this reasoning, you would be perfectly able to jack off to a tranny with perfect tits, but you'd object wouldn't you? They have a penis! Now do a little extrapolation>>288315872I guess it's possible that with all the twinky boys today they don't know that men DON'T have flat chests. Men have muscled chests. A delicate flat chested woman looks totally different.
These threads die quickly because there's maybe 2 pedos left on this board who didn't follow the discord troons when they fled
>>288315925>Mfw I'm thinking of a sexy 30 year old flattie and I get called a pedo
>>288315880It's easy to win, just stop replying to trolls and post flats.
>>288315916>Men have muscled chestsSo you aren't a man then?
do NOT give this adult woman beer
>>288315947Noted.
>>288315947I wanna bust across every inch of her toned tummy and itty bitty titties.
ENTERS
>>288316007
>>288315624what if I have a breast expansion fetish and want to balloon a flat chest through impregnation?
>>288315380What thread?
>>288315624>Flat chests indicate sexual immaturityLots of the aristocrats and queens of history had small chests. Big breasts are the high sugar red 40 junk food of chests.
>>288315717>if you prefer small ballerina breasts you want to be a sodomite abomination fucking males! no i'm not projecting!
>>288313708erm...
>>288315825You can stop pushing your homosexuality on anybody who isn't so porn addicted he can find breasts smaller than DDs attractive.
>>288315987I do have a muscled chest, anon. Normal average men do. It's only bodybuilders that take to an extreme. I swear you're only saying this because most zoomers are twink mode even into their 20s.
>Flat chestI cum>Flat chest, plump buttHOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKSimple as.
>>288316234>porn only has DD and aboveSure buddy. It's actually feminist propaganda at work. The goal is to brainwash the populace into not sexing women under 30 so any body trait that could even hint at being young is a sin in their religion. And "porn addict" is just a current conservative boogieman meant to distract from real problems. Modern day "rock music is the devil!". You are a turbo cock guzzling faggot for saying it.
>>288316131Thread of the year 2024
>>288313726>adult woman fetish
>>288316388It is a real problem. THE real problem? No. But definitely A real problem.
with how hard these faggots push their buckbroken opinions, I'd prefer if they were botted propaganda and not actual honest comments...
They should make a porn site with girls under b cups that doesn't get you in a "sex offender registry" or whatever that ingsoc bullshit is.
When does it stop being flat?
>>288316388But Anon, smaller breasts hint at being young because most women over 30 have had a pregnancy and breast growth for nursing, bigger breasts hint she has been pregnant already
accusing people who love flatties of being pedobears is so silly.to be a pedo you must love prepubescent kids not just flat girls, and girls I do not mean childrenliking childish behavior or flat chests is not pedo as long as the person/char is over 18
>>288316808Saya was the far better choice in this show. Hotaru might have been hotter in an objective sense but she's also probably BPD.
>>288316431methinks the ladies doth protest too much
>>288313708flat chests are meant to be shared
>>288313708/vg/ gachaniggers still admire women with flat chests
>>288316843what if i like both?
>>288315880/a/ has been inflicted with the same disease as /v/
>>288314216Damn
>>288314450If there's something that can jiggle, then it's clearly not flat.
>>288315880It's okay, we're used to being persecuted. We're like the apostles of Christ.
>>288313708
>>288315624>nooo immaturity is bad!>likes satania
>>288318953Keyed
>>288315624That's too much bait at once!
just want to tell the zoomers that the world existed before they were born and we already had all these arguments. stop being so arrogant and just go find a thread you actually like instead
>>288319339built for digging foxholes
>>288315859I like tiny chests and feminine hips. Do you not know what a spinner is? Do you really think dudes aren't attracted to ballerinas?
>>288316050>>288319237whoa o_Othese cuties have converted me to loving flatties
>>288316862And who actually gives a fuck about candy? At least good coffee is a quality of life enhancer. Just like a flat, cute, sanpaku, childhood friend girlfriend. Hotaru is hot but not in the same deep seated way that Saya is hot to my eyes.
>>288315624It's funny how you faggots regurgitate the same propaganda against A and B chests.It is a fact, well, maybe sort of a fact, that the best girls in most anime are all flat, and at most A-C chest.
>>288315624This mentality is why Australia criminalized porn of ADULT WOMEN with boobs smaller than B-cups. Literal systematic body shaming. Kill yourself for putting effort into this tragic baitpost.
>>288315624Amazing how many retards are falling for this. It's just a concatenation of common bait. Nothing that should be taken seriously.
>>288320419>cofe>flat>hard work - Floyd Mayweather Jr.>hates sugar>has cool brotherPerfection
>>288313726homo
>>288316808
>>288322168Eccellent post
>>288316370The perfect combo.
>>288322168A*cup post.
