Reminder this is a millennial hag
Just barely. She's really close to Gen X.
>>288419596Even better!
>>288419579And that's a good thing!
How many babies she pumped?
>>288419579>>288419596She was born in 1983.Just like me.
>>288419579If that's a hag then I'm a shota.
egg status?
>>288420042Used
44 year old hag mother
>>288420658Into the trash
>>288419579>millennial hagPeers. These are your peers at this point anon. You too, are growing old.
>>288419579>Reminder this is a millennial hagshe's just like me
>>288420687cute
>>288420042She is canonically extremely promiscuous. She's only 15 but has had sex with at least 50 men. Maybe 100.
>>288422613>peersNah, she is more than 10 years older than me.
>>288423890Then Luluka friendzones you for being a child. Since I was born in 1987 I have a better chance with her.
>>288423827I wish I was one of those lucky 100...
>>288423827Magical girls are not supposed to have sex until they get married, what the fuck?
>>288419789I visited the precure wiki, and the first ting it shows a popup asking if you're a little girl, or an old man.So it's you.
>>288424168Don't forget to take your viagra beforehand, jii-san.
I believe Cura Arcana Shadow is not promiscuous
>>288424604I'm still alright there. >>288424655>simp denying reality
>>288419579What makes her stick out that much? Are precures so boring?
>>288419579cant you guts stay in your contsinmrnt thread, no-one cares about japanese tellytubbies
>>288420042Rotten, she must be an autistic hag living with her cats and drinking wine.
>>288425457But this are tellytubbies you can fuck
https://x.com/yabuki_side/status/2060338988934898174Kentaro Yabuki
>>288419579How old?
>>288429130November 1st 1983. The series takes place in 1999 when she's 15.
Why did they introduce an ojisan porn bait character in PreCure?
>>288429292How is she ojisan porn bait?
>>288429323I'm an ojisan and they're porn baiting me.
>>288429323Touyama Nao is my age.
>>288429445>34Stretching the definition of ojiisan. You have to either be 40 or very close to it.
>>288429292She's 16, anon.
>>288429875Yeah, but it's very clear they threw in the 1983 detail to endear ojiisans by making her feel like a peer and thus attainable. Even Nagisa and Honoka are borderline Zoomers, being born in 1990, and modern Cures are born in the mid-2010s.
>>288429540OUT OF whatever. Sex.
Mmm. Hai, dozo.
How far will she go for aisu?
This thread is so much nicer than /pc/
>>288430025All for eclair
Wait so she's a hag? I might've beaten my dick to some picks of her on pixiv, I want my strokes back!
>>288429242>10 years older than meMy dick was already hard, but now it has surpassed diamonds.
>>288419579Hag sex
>>288419579
>>288432406>trust us banksure..
Fine, I will watch your children's show.
>>288434231if only bandai were this based
>>288435428why she dress like a slut
>>288435663Because she is one
>>288435698Really? What slutty traits does she have?
>>288435892pleasuring old men (me)