Would you watch anime about horse races if the horses were actually hot anime girls? I don't think I would, but maybe some of you would.
That could never happen.
>>288449768Fuck your gambling gacha game with a horse cock, degenerate
Dasca is so sexual it's ridiculous.
>>288450189What is umautists?
>>288449768Eishin Flash is so lucky.
>>288449768Sure, that sounds like it could be fun.I assume all the horsegirls would be very slim and have small chests right? Running at high speeds with D cups and bigger sounds like it would be extremely uncomfortable, painful even.
>>288450349Surely you can connect the dots on this, anon. It's not exactly a subtle designation.
i would have sex with a carrot
What's a horse?
>>288450695Don't worry about it, they aren't real anyway
>>288449768We just had a thread that hit bump limit, no need to make a new thread so soon. If you want to talk about the game just go to /v/>>288450629I know what uma means but I don't know what you mean by uma'autist'.
>>288450615>sounds like it would be extremely uncomfortable, painful evenSports bra exist you know
>>288451285What can a sports bra possibly do against THESE?
>>288450615not a problem at all for hall of fame legends
>>288449768Anon, that's a cow.
>>288453537check again
>>288449768Just finished watching the first two seasons. I like Seiun Sky but she wasn't really in S2 at all which was disappointing. Twin Turbo is cute too.
>>288453537And you are a rude
>>288455378Is Daiwa okay with my jacking off to her?
>>288455601I imagine she would be, as long as she is #1 in your dick
>>288449768I watched it when it was a show with a gacha, but now it's gacha with a show
Another umazing thread
I don't want to talk about horses in a general thread on /a/ I want to be able to make horse meme posts on /v/ without retards turning them into a general thread and that getting me banned somehow
>>288449768fuck off online casino shill
>>288456423>sees picture of a cute, hot character>spergs outWhat causes this behavior?
Belno is so cute and enthusiastic and helpful... I wish she'd help me release a huge load inside her...
>>288456476>bragging about how all it takes is a drawing of some breasts to brainwash you
>>288456542You are welcome in these halls, we accept you just as you are
>>288456542>being THIS surprised people like big titsZoomies are such a sad, gay generation.I would pity them if they weren't so obnoxious.
I hate horses. Fuck them long-faced niggas.
>>288456998What the fuck...
Teio!
>>288455369Still genuinely amazed that Twin Turbo turned out to be the best character in season 2Unironically
I still can't tell if horse girls have magical growth spurts where they shoot up from children to teenagers in just a few years, if the show just has a bizarre timeline, or if Tracen Academy is a literal limbo where nobody ages.
>>288457271That's a very good questionDon't think too hard about it
>>288457369>can't believe /v/ moderation is somehow better than /a/'s nowYou are absolutely retarded and delusional but by all means keep seething.
>>288457124Did I stutter, nigga? I said I hate horseniggas. Good for nothing pieces of trash. All they ever do is kick whoever stands too close and shit everywhere.
>>288457412:^)
>>288457158Teio would never do that
>>288457742>do thatDo what?
>>288457769that
>>288457781What exactly is she doing there that she would never do?
>>288457803s-shows its soles like that
>>288457841Why wouldn't she?
>>288457865She is too pure a being to fulfill the lustful desires of others
>>288449768Oguri Flop's anime statted the decline of Umamusume
>>288457887Why do you automatically assume she's fulfilling someone's lustful desires by simply showing somebody a foot?And why do you associate a bare foot with lustful desires?Curious.
>>288457890But it's much better than S3.
>>288457916>Feet are not sexually desirableanon, don't play dumb
>>288457964You're sexually attracted to... feet?That's a little weird, anon. Not judging, but that's a little weird.But, OK, let's hypothetically assume that 100% of males are attracted to feet, which is obviously not true.Even in this hypothetical scenario, why are you assuming she is showing her foot to someone sexually attracted to feet there? Post-pubescent males are less than half of the global population.
Tachyon movie was the best. NTR's ova was the worst. I'd rate second season ocer Cinderella Gray, not that Cinderella Gray was bad.
>>288458019I have no sexual attraction to feet!!!Not all men are sexually attracted to feet, but they are attracted to buttocks, and it would be incredibly naive for a uma to show her buttocks
>>288458107You didn't answer the question.Why are you assuming she is not, say, for example, showing her foot to a straight female friend?Why are you automatically assuming she is doing something "unpure" by showing her foot to an unknown entity?
>>288458107>!!!That's quite the vociferous denial.Reminds me of Aaron Rodgers saying he really, really likes women.
>>288458019I am sure this not born out of malice but when you say "not judging" you should avoid using words like "weird" to refer to someone's taste. It makes it sound, in fact, judgemental Just something to keep in mind.
>>288458179Why would she show the sole of her foot to someone, if not to sexually provoke him? Especially nowadays>>288458203Don't try to attribute your peculiar tastes to me!
wasnt there an anime before?
>>288458327>Why would she show the sole of her foot to someone, if not to sexually provoke him? Maybe she's just showing someone that she can spread her toes. Maybe it's a female friend. Maybe it's a trainer/physician/physical therapist and she's showing progress from an injury that caused her to previously not be able to spread her toes.Why do you lack imagination?
>>288457158>>288458296
>>288458463See this >>288458496 ? I'm not crazy
>>288458523I'm not debating that some people are sexually attracted to feet.I am however, *factually* stating that it is not automatically/necessarily "unpure" to show someone your foot. Context matters.
>>288458608As I said, she would have to be very naive to expect any interpretation other than a lewd one
>>288458715As I said, that depends on who she is showing the foot to.I am factually correct. It is not automatically/necessarily "unpure" to show someone your foot.
Which horse do you give the most enthusiastic referrals for?
>>288449768>bootleg Estelle Bright
>>288458805Is it in your nature to take photos showing your feet to people?
>>288459026Why are you assuming she is allowing someone to take a photograph there?
>>288449768That's clearly a cow though
Anime teio is so better than the game one. Also DaiwaVodka anime when
>>288459045I don't assume that; you're putting words in my mouth
>>288459142Then how is the question relevant?
>>288459156It seems to you that sending pictures of your feet to people is normal, you should sell pictures of them if you don't mind, many people would pay.
imagine being crushed by oguri during cuddles
>>288459189I can't easily imagine a context in which I would take a picture of my foot.However, I can, for example, imagine me suffering an injury that caused me to be unable to spread my toes, then, later on, showing a physical therapist that I can once again spread my toes, which is simply one of many plausible non-lewd explanations for >>288457158 meaning that Teio is not necessarily doing something "unpure" there.
>>288459246Just like showing a picture of your butt because it looked good in a dress?
>>288457225The Twin Turbo episode was the best episode in the entire franchise.
>>288459295Anon, go home. You're drunk.
>>288459324I'll drink enough to die and be reincarnated in an isekai where horse girls exist
>>288459354You shouldn't do that. You might just get reincarnated in India instead.
>>288459365If I were reincarnated in India, I wouldn't feel the desire to have a better life. Indians are unaware of their own misfortune
HACHIMIHACHIMIHA-CHI-MIIIIII
Teiocute!
>>288449768I want to fuck Dasca
>>288459592We can tell, Vodka
>>288449768That‘s a cow not a horse
>>288459637Why does everyone keep calling her that...
>>288459667Because her breasts are too large.
>>288459672"Too" large has a negative connotation.It implies that it's a bad thing.
>>288459672If you're gay maybe
>>288459742>It implies that it's a bad thing.Because it is.
>>288459742You are being very defensiveIs there something you'd like to tell us about?
>>288449768I could see it working for like specials or a movie. An anime sounds kind of boring if it's just running in a circle. A movie works because they can just do one or 2 big races that feel different and make it work. An anime would just end up feeling to same-y. Maybe if it was more like the Fast and Furious where they do street races that could be cool and every race could be very unique so they don't get boring. Just only so many ways you can should characters running in a circle. Kek
>>288459762I just want people to stop bullying Daiwa ScarletShe gets self-conscious
>>288459807Are you some kind of white knight? I don't judge, in fact I am one too
>>288459760t. Suzukafag >>288459819Isn't everyone a white knight for his Oshi?
>>288459877I couldn't agree more. By the way, what's your opinion on vodka?
>>288449768I find it funny that image is used alot when all of the umamusume have black spats or shorts under the skirts.
>>288459959I like her.She's cute, she's a good rival and foil for Daiwa Scarlet
>>288459991I find them both incredibly beautiful, I can't choose a favorite, I shouldn't worry too much since my heart belongs to Tokai Teio
>>288460012A wonderful choice desuSeason 2 didn't turn ME into a Teiofag, but it sure as hell made me understand them.
>>288459667Funny enough, we used to have that cow joke even back then, when S1 was airing.
>>288459667>Udders>Tail>Frequently goes "Mou"
>>288457158>Toekai Teio
>>288449768You know well that people are waiting for more Umamusume anime
>>288457271It's better to not thing about it to much. Especially in Pretty Derby anime. S
>>288457271I should be able to see Luna's bloomers from this anglethis is pancensorship
>>288449768
>>288449768>fat thighs>hotPick one.
I like fat horses
>>288464367
>>288449768I might be convinced if it had brown girls with big tits
i like this chill bum
You are now propery of Sega and the Satono group.
>>288465019Too large
