You find Rei like this in your room. What do you do?
Ask her if she wants to play some Melee.
I'd take off my clothes too. I don't want to be rude.
"D-doumo..."That's about all I can think of saying in Japanese.
>>288458765impregnate (lovely)
Dear diary,JACKPOT!
>>288458765I would splash the water on her face and ask her to get dressed.
>>288458765Freak out, try to clothe her, worst case scenario is someone seeing a nude teen in my room if my blinds were left open. Use a translator app to communicate to her. Ask a neighbor to check Ring camera to look for anything fishy, or if a spook planted her in there. Get her ass on a plane to Japan.Though I've heard it would be fun to make her orgasm and fuck her, theoretically.
feed her a bowl of eggs
>>288458765ignore her and hope she goes away
Call the police.
>>288458765
>>288458765ask if everything is okaytell her to eat all the eggstry to have sex with her
>>288458765Check the lock on the basement door to figure out how she got out.
Tell her to stay way from the Kensuke schizo because he's a pedo and from peru.
Ask her to lick jam off my dick
>>288458765she has to eat all the eggs
give her a hug and a bowl of Oreo O's. Everybody loves Oreo Os
>>288459692You can't call the police, they'll see a naked teenager in your house and arrest you.
>>288459692To borrow their handcuffs?
>>288458765Ask whats with the thick bush?
>>288460262does the carpet match the drapes
>>288458765Insert toast into her mouth and see if she starts running.
>>288460435Is toast the power source of japanese schoolgirls?
>>288459684>>288459753>>288459830Rei doesn't eat meat, but does that extend to eggs too?
>>288458765>You find Rei like this in your room. What do you do?Turn the light off so she will likely disappear
>>288460531They become lethargic from rice, but wheat gives them the energy to get to school.
>>288458765Pat her head then turn into tang>>288459703>wherever i go, i must rape
>>288459870I fucking love Oreo O's.
>>288458765Fall on her clumsily thus give her an accidental kissu. My clothes are already off of course.
>>288458765Pick up the glass of water and heartily chug it, then put it back where it was and leave my room.
>>288458765Ignore her, go to my computer and crank it to Rei porn.>hfw
>>288461041I can't imagine eating them as an adult, but as a kid those things were the shit.
>>288461260i still do eat them at 33
>>288459870I don't know why, but even as a kid, these things didn't sit right with me. Imagine an eight-year-old staring at this box thinking, "The West has fallen."
>>288458765Wonder how someone fit a spotlight in my room.
>>288460714Only if it's balut.
>>288458765I have a room? Sweet!
IF SHE AINT GOT A COCK, SHE'S GETTING IN THE DUMPSTER
>>288464262>She>CockIt doesn't work like that, friend.
ask her what the fuck is she doing in my room
