>protagonist has a real chance at happiness and fucks it up anywayis he stupid?
>left sideRevisionist bullshit>right sideWhat actually happenedAnything made after EOE is fanfic
>>288463702That's offensive to fanfics
>>288463702what?
>>288463746>>288463702Given that Anno wrote and directed the short, would this be more like authorfiction?
>>288464243"Fanservice" would sound better. Since Anno is an Asukafag and the majority of Evafags are Asukafags it was purely for himself and his army of consumers.
>happiness>asukaFuck you faggot sun! (Tsundere)
Both causes Kensuke tard to want to speed out and kill himself so it's based.
>>288464382I mean, if the author is just making what he wants to see and it happens to align with the audience's tastes, can it be considered fanservice anymore?Anno has famously compared eva itself to filming himself masturbating on camera
>>288463381There is no reality in which Shinji and Asuka could ever get along romantically. They are just too different.
Oh shit Kensuketard is here>>288466856Reminder this site canon by Anno. Be's just seething at this point
>>288466856Their differences are skin deep though, and mostly contained to the coping mechanisms for their respective issues, which are nearly 1:1Lack of parental affection growing up as a result of the tragic death of the mother and an absent father, which expresses as an intense longing for emotional intimacy that's blunted by an even more intense fear of rejection and abandonmentFor Shinji this results in avoidant behaviour and assuming the worst of any interpersonal interaction as a defense mechanism against emotional investmentFor Asuka, it's the same but in the opposite direction, she acts abrasive in order to drive others off, essentially pushing them away first so they can't do it to her
Kensuke cuck lost so hard
>>288466856>There is no reality in which Shinji and Asuka could ever get along romantically.Bait used to actually be believable instead not funny. This isn't even counting other licensed Eva stuff, you're just mad at this point
Retcons do nothing but damage. The true series ended with EoE.
>>288463702anything after 26 is a fanfic. yes director's cuts too
>>288463702This.
>>288467529Nothing was retconned though, the short just confirmed things the series and EoE had already shown but people somehow missed since they weren't explicitly said out loud
>>288463381Everyone in NGE is stupid that's kinda the point.
>>288466753>Anno has famously compared eva itself to filming himself masturbating on cameraHe's doing it for the fans. A service for the fans.
I LOVE ASUKA AND ASUKA LOVES ME!
Kensuke schizo is now having gay thoughts about Kensuke dickhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/288463381/#q288468706_1
>>288468706You're not me though
>>288469886We know Shinji
MARI WON
>>288470423The post says "MARI WON" which is funny because Anno made Asushin
>>288470423We still got Matifags posting here after the short? Most likely this just Kensuke tard seething again
Kensuke tard lost
>>288470423who?
>>288463381left>literally never happenedrightjustifiable madness after apocalypse and clinging to last other person on earth
>>288470647>>288470677>>288470737>>288470423What is the point of the Rebuild films again
>>288471205It's a reimagining of NGE + EoE that has a generic ''happy ending''.
>>288471257Worse, this shit is a sequel and retroactively ruins the original.
>>288471721>sequel>ignored the canon short that says different No it isn't, retard.
>>288464382Asukafag here, everything past EoE is shit regardless of shipping
>>288471906>>288471721>>288471205>>288471257The hack writing it had no plans while making the films so he just had Shinji sleep for years and never said what even took place in the missing time
>>288471721>this shit is a sequel and retroactively ruins the original.It isn't. It's like an awful ''Remake'' of NGE. ''What if it's Eva, but let's rewrite all the characters and add the author's real life wife so it's spelled out that the MC is the author's self-insert and NOT the viewers''.>>288471906>ignored the canon short that says differentThe short is as canon as the Rebuilds.
>>288471995>Asukafag here, everything past EoE is shit regardless of shippingFor once we can agree even though I absolutely despise Asuka.
>>288472058>>288471995Why you samefagging?>>288472035>short canon to EoENo it isn't, I think tou have issues because I've seen you seethe about the short already
>>288472113>short canon to EoEI didn't say that.
>>288472128I know it's something smart and you're hellbent on staying retarded
Asuka is for mass produced evas.
>>288464382>Since Anno is an AsukafagIf he was, he would have had Shinji end up with Asuka in the rebuilds and not Mari sue.
>>288472203>I know it's something smartWhat is?>and you're hellbent on staying retardedAll I'm saying is that anything after NGE and EoE isn't canon, but Anno taking advantage of the influence that his magnum opus created. Rebuilds Asuka isn't NGE's Asuka and the short's Asuka and Shinji aren't those characters either. They didn't act like that. It's pure pandering to Eva consumers and Anno worshippers since he's an Asukafag himself.
>>288472220'shinji' (anno) had to end up with mari to help him exorcise his personal baggage with the series. once that was cleared he could put shinji ikari (fictional character) with asuka as was always destined.
>>288472254If he didn't show it happening onscreen, it didn't happen.
>>288463381>is he stupid?He's a stupid sissy who wanted cock in his ass.
>>288472254>with asuka as was always destinedNice fanfic.
>>288472247>All I'm saying is thatYou are so fucking retarded it hurts. Even the "Anno's a Asukafag" shit.
>>288463381>is he stupid?His father fucked him up so much I doubt Shinji could have ever had a functional romantic relationship with anyone. Even if the world hadn't literally ended.
>>288472291>Nice fanfic.Holy delusional >>288467222
>>288472321Like I said, the short's as canon as Rebuilds. And also that's a dream sequence.
Evangelion features a protagonist who is simultaneously a colossal limp waisted faggot and retard, so much so that a pachinko machine with random decisions would probably be able to make better decisions, or at least not do the exact series of decisions he made that literally ended humanity for absolutely no reason.So much so that there are entire genres spawned from parodying both aspects individually.So much so that his retardation single-handedly crashed Japanese work culture and ethic, while his faggotry single-handedly crashed the birth rate. Shinji literally turned Japan into sexless workaholic retards.All posts below this are bait. All fields.
>>288472358>dreamI Knew this was Kensuke cuck. Lmao
>>288463702a morty aka a piece of shit wrote this post, since he will never score with a redhead perfection.
>>288472375Then what was it? Give it to me straight.
>>288472381Morty is a Kensukefag.Which is quite obvious.
>>288472369Japan rejected Macross, Votoms and Battletech for 30+ years in favor of gaydamn fujo, oshii shit philosophy and more woman power faggotry, only to bite them back in the ass hard.There are some mangaworks and the fucking Parents Association too, but all of the blame can be traced back to the sudden culture shift of 1994-1995
>>288472317He makes decent progress when he's in a positive environment with some modicum of support, he'll definitely always be carrying the baggage of his upbringing (or lack thereof) but it doesn't seem like he's totally ruled by it. He only really starts a serious downward spiral when under an exceptional amount of stress for a kid.
>>288469886I must inform you that me an Asuka are legally and happily married.No, I won't give proof, you just have to accept it and live with it.
>>288472579er know Shiinji
>>288469886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IORp_o7bnvMI AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF!
>>288472545A lot of what happens in eva is strictly Gendo/SEELE's fault
ASUKA SEXO
>>288463381>Putting up with a shrill mentally ill cunt>Happiness?
>>288476050nah, women are into that effeminate soft boy shitthat's why they go crazy over those korean boy bands
>>288476138>canonically a size queenboth of the men she had the hots for were asians
>>288472545>>288472545>it doesn't seem like he's totally ruled by it.Well he definitely was in the rebuild movies. Especially after he killed four billion people.
>>288476179It's all relative. She's fine with anything average and up for a German, which means the top 25% of Japanese.
>>288476257100% he's a faggot because nobody who's straight brings up a man's dick as much has he does. Using the exact same words
>>288476303all Asuka btw
>>288476303all Asuka btw.
This is just sad
>>288463381The point is that Asuka was too emotionally unstable, a tsundere that shifts between the tsun and dere too often to have a happy relationship with.
>be Kensuke schizo >post cp>spam BBC cuck porn>constantly talks about dicks>constantly brings up dick sizes and assholes >can't even make new shitposts >is brown>from Peru>spams threads when he doesn't get his wayKensuke schizo legit has huge issues.
>>288476487>>288476510>>post cpWait? Did he actually do that?
>>288476510Brown pedo melty >>288476533Yeah, he did and ran to /dbs/ to blame Asukafags. Kensuke schizo is legit a gay pedo
Kensuke schizo brings up dicks way more than fujos. At this point he must be gay
If anyone ever says the term "size queen" they are 100% 1 step away from trooning out.
You people are clueless Clearly what gets Asuka going is cuddling
>>288477055I would love and kiss and cuddle and assfuck and support and respect Asuka so hard
>>288477688Took the words out of my mouth
>>288470423This Mari won
>>288476455I can fix her.
>>288463702/thread the retards that ship this loser with that violent and ungrateful bitch need to kill themselves
>>288463381I'm so glad I never watched this shit.
>>288463381at least it happened in the canonical timeline
>>288463746>>288464243>>288464382>>288463381>>288463702>Anything made after EOE is fanficI shall remind (You) that scene with Shinji choking Asuka on beach was already a fanfic because Asuka was raped to death by serial Evas.This means that authors were already high on copium about depicting a real result of Instrumentality project where everyone should be dead with no chance of coming back and\or seeking salvation\redeeming their past mistakes
>>288479608>This means that authors were already high on copium about depicting a real result of Instrumentality project where everyone should be dead with no chance of coming back and\or seeking salvation\redeeming their past mistakesThat wpuld be the best ending an anime such as NGE could have.
>>288480287*would
>>288464382>doesn't make her end up with his self insert
>>288480801>doesn't make her end up with his self insertAnno hates otakus. He's a hypocrite, but he doesn't want to admit it. So he goes through these hoops. He's like a hebrew trying to cheat God. Just like that he's trying to cheat logic and have the candles (the fame) AND the cake (the benefit of looking down on the consumers of his product).
Asuka isn't a tsundere girl, Asuka is a "this girl literally just does not like you, at all" girl. The whole point of NGE and EoE was that Shinji was a walking disappointment to Asuka, and with every action he took and word he said, he just disappointed her further. That's where the story ends.
>>288481157Not really though
>>2884633813.0+1.0 is the most putrid dogshit ever conceived in human history. I wouldn't wipe my ass with the script
>>288471205Shameless cashgrab
>>288471906>self-referential fourth-wall breaking meta-parody>canonLOL
>>288467222She literally rejects this in the non-canon parody special. Asukafags can't even win in a satire about them.
>>288482095>She literally rejects thisWrong, she rejects having it handed to her on a silver platter, in a dreamShe wants to be able to grasp happiness in reality, with her own effort
>>288482159>She wants to be able to grasp happiness in reality, with her own effortSo rejection? Who says that she'll get the same result if she tries to get it herself? Asuka's character is destructive. She can't obtain happiness if someone doesn't give it to her.
>>288482272How could you possibly reach that conclusion?
>>288483292>How could you possibly reach that conclusion?By paying attention what mental problems Asuka has. She pushes Shinji away in every situation where he tried to be nice to her because she doesn't want to feel weak and have others take pity on her. When she's love-starved she wants to be loved by Shinji, but because of her past behaivor it makes it impossible for them to have a ''symbiotic relationship''. It's either a ''destructive/chaotic'' or a ''parasitic one''. Both of which none of them want. It's supposed to be:You give love = You receive loveBut for Asuka it's:You expect love = You receive love = You deserve loveShe doesn't care about other peoples feelings because she's narcissistic. It's always ''Me, only me, did I forget to mention me?''
>>288483292>>288484736Asuka also never once apologised to Shinji. She only expects others to do that. That alone puts a giant wall in front of Shinji who wants someone to undertsand him in a relationship and have his back when he's at his lowest. In a relationship with Asuka if he fell she'd kick him down and insult him.
>>288463381No, he's just like me.
>>288484736>She pushes Shinji away in every situation where he tried to be nice to her because she doesn't want to feel weak and have others take pity on herShe does that because her many attempts at compromising with others to try to create closeness (trying to talk to Misato about her past at the thermal waters, trying to befriend Rei, the whole kiss ordeal, etc.) fell flat on their faceIt's akin to smacking a feral kitten once it comes up to you on it's own for the first time
>>288486430>It's akin to smacking a feral kitten once it comes up to you on it's own for the first timeThen expect nothing other than him recoiling and perceiving you as a threat. Asuka is in no position to look down on Shinji for not getting her signs because she's in the same boat as him.
Happiness cannot be found with Shitsuka.Also stop pretending Evangelion is about love relationship fixing everything because it's not about that.
>>288486731>Also stop pretending Evangelion is about love relationship fixing everything because it's not about that.Of course, it never was. Unless it's with Rei.
>>288486731>stop pretending Evangelion is about love It's about it's absence and the effect it has on people, but an absence is by definition defined by what it lacks, and is nothing at all otherwise
>>288463381>shitsuka>happiness
THIRTY YEARS
>>288486430Exactly.
>>288486996Yes to both
>>288486731>Happiness cannot be found with Shitsuka.Skill issue
>>288490005I don't think you understand how relationships work. It's not a matter of skill.
>>288463381Reminder that EoE isn't even good, 25+26 was the only real ending the series needed.
