Order just came down from corporate. Apparently the pencil pushers upstairs are switching /gochi/ back to a perpetual cycle. THAT'S RIGHT we're nixing the 24 moffushit rule effective immediately. Not my decision, take it up with the head muckety-mucks on Wall Street. I don't fuwa the rules, I just pyon them.
the head honchos are really gonna be upset when they learn I forgot to put Gochiusa in the subject...
>>288480230Fakenews.
Maya is necessary
>>288480246>I forgot to put Gochiusa in the subjectThat just means it isn't a gochithread and therefore the mofupoops rule doesn't even apply.
>>288480230Realnews.
>>288480399Very necessary
>>288481035She's cute, and a bit silly too. I like that about her.
It's all so gochitiring.
_THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE_1) Getting bullied onto the ground by Maya 2) ____3) ____
2) PvP intramural sports with Maya
>>288480230What effect will this have on our gween tea dividends?
>>288481107>2) I was just kidding about #1>3) The real answer is cuddling Maya. sweet imouto she only bullies as a lighthearted joke
It’s hot…
Just saw the latest news from Doya! Omedetou!
>>288481479Did she "graduate"?
Mxgu
megging is forbidden
The next gochistream overlaps with the yearly Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight stream. And next week, again.
3D rabbitrin
>>288481845Thank you I need it.
>>288481845life isn't a game...
why is chino like this?
>>288481979I, as her husband, find Chino my wife very cute.
HD rabbitrin
>>288482537soulless...
>>288482488
>threads about all my favorite shows need necrobumps to surviveIt's a horrible feeling. Only gochiusa and yuru yuri are exceptions.
>>288482787>only me and like 3 other anons care about my favorite series outside of gochinyo...
>eheheh
>>288483498>he doesn't remember the dark past of yuru yuri threadsLucky.
Chino-chan is so cute.
>>288481845What's inside?
>>288483759Chino's head.
Sxapr so cute!
>>288483846
Chino-chan is my cute wife. She is just so very cute.
>>288483498>insufferable retards constantly ruining it for everyone elseThere's definitely some here as well.
>>288481103>itsallsotiresome.png>gochithread dies>I go to sleep>I wake up 20 hours later>there is a new gochithread>itsstillallsotiresome.png
>>288484441>post gochis >gochithread dies>new gochithread is created>get to post gochis again
>>288484482>turning oranges into juice with a simple trick and without electricityGenius.
>>288484512>cocoa makes a mess>says "eheheh~">anon forgives her
>>288484538Yeah and all you need is a genki JK baker wife. Let me just go get one of those
>>288484482Me being tired has nothing to do with gochithreads for the record, but the ciclycity of it all doesn't make things better... gochi used to have a healing effect on me...
>>288483498You mean Hanakoposters? It used to be worse 2 or 3 years ago.
>>288484570Life is an endless cycle.
>>288480230Finally a Chiya thread.Post more Chiyas and don't let it die pls.
Shame that the stealth threads got nuked.
>>288484694That's just straight up false though.
>>288484718>>288471625
>>288484733>literally just "stealth thread" in the OPMost stealth threads don't actually get deleted. This one was just clearly a shitpost though.
>>288484588#notallhanakoposters
>>288484788Kill yourself, obvious avatarfag.
>>288484634It gets worse with time sadly.
>>288484654It has been proven time and time again that chiya threads are the most intellectual threads.
>>288484803So rude, I post all kinds of gochis and yurus.
>Hanakoposters annoy THAT posterI used to dislike Hanakoposters but they're OK.
>>288484854What do you mean? We love all posters here.
Let's be honest, if Chino-chan and Mame-chan were eight (8) Gochiusa would be improved.Here's this ontopic image downloaded from the website pixiv.net
>>288484654I won't let my wife Chino's onee's thread die.
>>288485063You really owned the person telling you to kill yourself with this one.
>>288485152In fact he did.
>>288485205Huh? How?
>>288485205That's a very cute ontopic Sxarp downloaded from the website pixiv.net
>good poster got IP wiped while bad poster is still here
Chino-chan is so nicey.
>>288485205>>288485269Samefag.
Sxarp doesn't think very highly of herself.
>>288485321Just no.
>>288485321Obsessed retard.
please be nice and kind to each other
>>288485339>slightly NSFW clannad art from 2010OK?
>>288485329Sxarpo-chan going *DOYAA*
>>288485339But you are the one who's obsessed.
>>288485432Namori never published this on pixiv.
>>288485445What does that imply?
>>288485432I am literally obsessed with lolis I admit it, but I would never hurt them.
>>288485453If he makes up pixiv filenames, he's THAT poster.
>>288485432404 sxarp not found
>THAT posterWho?
chino is the besto desu
>>288485374You have no idea how much I want to go back to 2010, playing anime mmorpg and shitposting on /a/ was literally all I thought about at the time.
>>288485521>narutard imagekimoi
>>288485521>sasuke hippo from 2011https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/22023080How absurd.
>>288485337Paying Sxarp pennies to clean up my messes I make on purpose.
>>288485648You should remind that to the obsessed retard that thinks everyone posting pixiv image is the same person, Chino-chan.
>>288485701there's only one person here and his name is ANONYMOUS (literally me)
>>288485701What? Nobody thinks that.
>>288485648love chino-chan
Here's another very cute and very ontopic Sxarp downloaded from the website pixiv.net
>>288485774God damn I knew you'd do that!
>>288485807A gochianon made that image btw
I refuse to register an account with pixiv and don't use the site.
Anyway back to posting cutie ladies like Chiya!
>>288485701>obsessed retardYou mean you.
gween qt
qute!
Chiya and Chino are besties
>>288485818Bless the artist.
Pixiv-avatarpalfags!
Syaro...
>this thread
Chino and Cocoa are also besties
>>288486515cute hats
>>288486461Sorry Sxarp next time I'll put it in the correct hole (anus) forgive me!
>>288485304Nicey wifey happy lifey
>>288486636You're disgusting.
Chiya does anal with Sxarp.
Justice for Mr Anon!
I don't get it, why is THAT guy not mad yet?
hup
>>288480230absolutely devastated
>>288486293>>288486956FUCK YOU!
>>288487003Don't have a flat attack, Sxarp
post that image of sxarp being hit by the button with darkest dungeon "deatblow" on it
>>288487053I wish there was an etrian odyssey kind of game by gochiusa
>>288487299Rip the assets from the Vita game and slop one up.
>>288487336>slop one upNo, never, fuck you.
>>288486766Wait. How?
>>288487472Chiya literally owns Sxarp as property.
chino besto desu
>>288487391then get nothing and like it
>>288487524I'll make a gochigeimu myself, without any AI, without any engine, you'll see.
>>288487524need cocowife
>On 2026-07-11 (Bonus): Gochiusa Wonderful PartyIs this a pre-recorded run of it or are we going to play through it live?
>>288487976>average play time 23h
love chino
>>288480230is that order a rabbit?
Had a dream about taking a bath with Sxarp. We were rubbing and washing each other, her body was so soft and warm. Every time I touched her bare skin it felt like immense pulses of energy traveled throughout my entire body. I feel very happy and satisfied.It really makes me wonder why normalfags so desperately need a 3d gf at all.
>>288488486how did you get yourself a naked lemon dream wife? that's not fair
>>288488486Lucky. I only had a dream where I was just slaving away in the gochimines. I hate work dreams.I've had lucid dreams before, maybe I should really try to do lucid dreaming more often so that I can live out at least some of my life with a Cocoawife. In my dreams.>spoilerLOL yeah, imagine needing a 3d gf instead of needing a 2d wife. Couldn't be me.
>>288488032>>288488625
imagine life without chino
image life with the twins
>>288488890I wonder if they would keep me as a pet, like some really sick twisted rich person game. Now I'm imagining being a koneko's pet. I bet they'd make me wear a collar and usagi ears, and eat mcdonalds out of a dog bowl under their huge dining room table while they sit eating caviar and sipping champagne, kicking me and laughing the ojousama laugh.
>>288487499But how do the mechanics of such feat work?
>>288488594It's becoming a weekly occurrence for me again probably because it's been quite a long time since my body released excess "energy", if you know what I mean. Hopefully it stays that way for a bit longer, I always feel mentally worse for a few days after it happens, and nice dreams disappear for at least two weeks. So my advice is to simply not release it manually, in case you do that (apparently most people do), maybe you'll also start having similar dreams after a couple weeks, or a month or two.>>288488629Lucid dreams are genuinely an insane experience, the first time I had one I literally pulled myself out of my body while I was asleep, I was able to look at myself sleeping and could move around my room. It felt completely real, more real than reality in a way. I was kinda freaking out so I went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, but it was all blurry (only the mirror image, not the bathroom itself). A few minutes later I was pulled at an extreme speed back into my body and woke up, even though it didn't feel like I was asleep at all. Putting it into words makes it sound a little mundane, but it really isn't. It honestly feels like being a ghost while fully awake.
>>288488876impossible
>>288489139
>>288488744cute wife
>>288489139>Lucid dreams are genuinely an insane experienceThey really are. In one of mine I decided that I wanted to get my dick sucked, and so I did. And it felt exactly physically really truly like I was receiving a blowjob, it was pretty wild how real it felt. But then I woke up with cum all over myself and my sheets so that was nasty.That's another reason why I'll never do nofap like you suggest.
>>288489498
>>288489498I agree that it's annoying and quite disgusting when it happens, but I can live with it being only every two or three months at most. In my case the affected area is also always much more localized than what you describe. But either way I personally find it better than fapping, the thought of doing it just always felt wrong to me so I couldn't bring myself to even if I wanted. However I've rarely seen people share a similar opinion so maybe I'm just a weirdo.>>288489215I'll stop.
>>288489831Please continue.
>>288489831>maybe I'm just a weirdoYou are. That's ok though, your lemon wife still loves you.
>>288487391>Look at me I'm a brainwashed bandwagon hopper that hates whatever my equally retarded friends tell me to hateLOL
>>288489870
>>288489893I hated machine learning before it was cool to hate it, fuck you.
>>288489870lewd>>288489917lemon
>>288490002My wife chino is so nice, putting up with m*gu's retardation when you can tell she can't stand her
>>288490002What if the rabbit detectives investigated YOU?
>>288490428Oh nooooos! The Rabbit detectives will surely uncover my Gochicrimes.Aaaak!(0_0)
sxarp's wide hips
>>288490002Imagine getting under arrest by the Rabbit detectives!(*_*)
if you ever think about quitting gochibooze, DO NOThaven't slept right in a month
>>288490773RJ doesn't really care for the kamoji...
>>288490939No worries.
>>288490680Cuddling this cute lemon mofumofumofumofu
>>288490939don't fucking listen to this anon he's lying and trying to fucking kill you
>>288490548>>288490773What kind of detectives are they though?Would they do things by the books?Or take you into an abandoned warehouse and castrate you?Or expose your crimes to everyone, then let an angry mob take their revenge however they choose?Or perhaps they'd let you slide... for a fee.Or maybe they'd just call the actual police on you since they're still just kids
>>288490680SEX
>>288491151If Maya was a rabbit detective she would profile the hell out of people and just go in blasting
>>288491408Mayo wouldn't profile anyone she would just start randomly shooting people on the street.
>>288491446Based. It's what cops are supposed to do.
>>288491408Imagine getting under arrest by Maya and the Rabbit detectives!You would definitely be sentenced to a pajama party with pillow fight, then forced to stay up late and help solve puzzles,
Cocoa is a dangerous girl.
>>288491658nyo... please, anything but that!
>>288491711I wish Cocoa would do this to me.If ever there was a time when I needed Cocoa hugs, and to get abducted by Cocoa, that time is now, more than ever.
>>288491711Hardly. Cocoa is probably the sweetest, nicest, kindest, safest girl there is. She's so kind she would even notice Akari and not say a single mean thing about her or make any jokes at her expense.
>>288491766Akari would make for a great additional imouto, Cocoa would love her!
>>288491766What you said sounds kinda rude.
>>288491711I wish I could hug Alice.God small (139 cm) kinpasu shoujos are the most erotic thing in the world.
>>288491766>>288491831All true....I don't think Akane would be willing to share her imouto though
>>288491934Akane would simply adopt Cocoa as one of her imoutos because she would recognize Cocoa as a natural imouto.
Cocoa is an onee. Ask Chiya.
>>288492048I'll ask Mocha instead.
>>288491151True Rabbit Detectives just trying to be worse than the bad guys we share stinking air with in the universe's forgotten gutter.
>>288492245sxarp is the yellow queen
I think rabbit consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, gochinature created an aspect of gochinature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not mofu by natural law. We are things that gochilabor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each gochisomebody, when in fact everybody is gochinobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop mofumofuing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last gochimidnight, usagi and imouto opting out of a raw deal.
>>288489139Most of my dreams are lucid dreams, in the sense that I know that I am in a dream world and that I can control my actions and feeling like pleasure or pain feel very realistic, but I seem to be unable to control the dream world itself, and most of the times my dreams are very negative scenarios, like post-apocalypse or being part or victim of crimes or reliving traumatic experiences, I am almost never scared because I know it's a dream but it's never a pleasant experience and I often wake up more tired than rested.>>288488629I am unable to dream 2D sadly it's only 3D semen demons that (very rarely) visit me in my dreams, they are not that bad honestly when it happens the most vivid sensation I remember is their touch and warmth...>>288489139>>288489525This brings to ask the question: how often does /gochi/ fap?For me it's at most once a week.
>>288492536
>>288492596bobino the chino
>>288492596Yes?
>>288492536I pick today to actually read the thread and this is what I find?
We've reached Gochimax status
>>288492536>they are not that bad honestly>their touch and warmth...Yeah :/ I do dream 2d sometimes. Most recently it was Prillya and Kuro, no sex or nudity or anything though.>at most once a weekDamn. For me it's still pretty much every day, sometimes more than once, same as when I was a teenager lol.To Maya, maybe once a month or so. She's a semon
>>288493109And?
>>288491970this cocothighs is so alluring
>>288493508Cocoa is kind of lewd considering how cute and genki she is.
>>288493449>every dayIsn't that extremely exhausting and harmful? I would probably die after a week.
>>288493449It doesn't feel like anything if I do it too often, for me one week is the sweet spot between frequency and strength.
>>288492536I used to do it once a day when I was younger, but it was out of boredom more than anything. Now it's like 2-3 times a week if that.
>>288493751No. I just have a high libido I guess.
>>288492536I've been working out and taking supplements that have side effects, making me need to fap at least 3 times per day or I explode.
>>288494087chno chan when I ask her on a deito
I have never seen a Chinoposter say something intelligent and I post in these threads since the last decade.
Something intelligent.
the smell of chino
The twins and their consequences...
need chino
>>288495506Someone needs to teach the twins what the consequence of their insolence is.
>>288495884I want to be the one who corrects them
A little bit of Cocoa in my lifeA little bit of Chiya by my sideA little bit of Rize's all I needA little bit of Syaro's what I seeA little bit of Chino in the sunA little bit of Maya all night longA little bit of Megumi, here I amA little bit of (You) makes me a fan.
>>288495920dead
>>288496014rip
zombiepals!
>>288496354schizobros!
>>288481031Girls that thin turn me on so fucking much.
>>288496477They die so young
>>288495939Killed himself, hopefully.
twinbros...
>>288496615there's no such thing
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>>/jp/51000236doyabros...
>>288492536If I don't do it at least once a day, I feel antsy. And then I often do it another time and then again, but that is kinda exhausting and I do that only when I'm bored, so most days.
>>288497739the blessing
fyuu so cute I want to ____
>>288493751not at all, you should go see a cardiologist if fapping makes you exhausted
touching chino waitress butt as she walks past after a couple glasses of gochichampagne
>>288488064
>>288500184You literally can't say that!
>>288495884I still can't believe the twins poster died. I'm going to miss him.
>leave for 5 minutes>yuru yuri thread archived againIt requires a Hanakoposter to keep a thread going.
love chino hug chino mofumofu chino-chan
>>288498926That would be a Gochicrime!The Rabbit detective agency will be on your case
>>288503837kokowadokooo streamer should stream the milky holmes
>>288481805Nobody cares?
>>288481805>>288504037If I have to choose between gochiusa and something else, I'm choosing gochiusa everytime. You might say it's my favorite anime.
>>288503778tippy's fabulous eyelashes
>>288481845So cool!
>>288506705pyon
>>288504011Would be kino
>>288506918What a brat just lounging around in a mini skirt like that
>>288506918How is Kino no Tabi related to this?
>>288507858I like Chino.
>>288481805It's time for multi stream drifting.
>>288504119This is the spirit.
>>288509029I can't believe Chino is drinking that slop.
chino is my wife
>>288509080She can't help it.
>>288509080Chino-chan loves the twins and love bribuslop
>>288510300Cute
Sxarp posters are all inflicting self induced schizophrenia by trying to lucid dream so now no one is here anymore
Is the order Chiya's tit milk?
>>288510757it's a psyop
>>288510834*sxarop
>>288480230Alright, order rabbit anons. I watched a few episodes over the years but never really got into it. However I absolutely love the setting, admiring the kino backgrounds were my fav parts. Is there any lore I missed / forgot about where they live? Any good collection of shots of the city?
>>288510757Angry Chino = Cute Chino
>>288510300*LICKING CHINOS NAKED TOES!!!!!
>>288511271not your blog zoomer pal
>>288511337not your pal cancerous retard
>>288511359Yes you are. We're all best pals here.
Can't help but loving all of the pals in spite of everything. Even THAT pal.
I hope you know how much of a strain these threads are having on my electronics..I've got over 10 Mofubytes of Gochi images saved and I'm running out of options
>>288511393You must buy additional storage.
>>288511271It's been implicitly confirmed that the city the anime is set in is Colmar (in Alsace region of France), but we speculate that it happens in a timeline that is different than ours because they use Japanese Yen as currency and they have some Japanese people and traditions and they also keep a lot of German traditions like Oktoberfest, the Axis may have won WW2 or something like that.See this blogpost: https://infinitemirai.wordpress.com/2015/11/01/colmar-france-home-of-gochuumon-wa-usagi-desu-ka/Btw we are currently rewatching Gochiusa together if you're interested at cytu dot be slash r slash kokowadokooo if you're interested, we watched two seasons already though.>>288511393It can't be helped, hopefully HDD and SDD prices will go back being normal soon.
>>288511393Why is Otaku Fuyu touching herself?
>>288511472>20TB hard disks cost 600€ or more nowFuck this gay world.
>>288511605When I bought one last year, I almost felt like it was a waste, because I only needed it for backup storage.I should have bought even more...
>>288510757Schizophrenia is good for you. I have 5 Sxarps in my room right now. A federal agent is watching me through a tiny hole in the wall. Endless streams of blood are pouring out of my ears. The voices scream, and I scream back.
>>288511605I stream all that isn't music and images.Gochisa is one of the few shows I insisted on torrenting, and I don't game. My storage needs are insanely lite. I feel for owners of information, thoughever.
>>288511689>I have 5 Sxarps in my room right nowYou are so lucky you get to have a Sxarp fivesome...
>>288511801Cute Syarus
>>288511801Good luck, I'm behind 8 Sxarpo Creams!
>>288511899Chino left of Chiya.
>>288511705In 21st century information is power, you're basically the modern equivalent of a peasant.
I wanna tenderly rape the slavic little slut so bad
>>288512033You shall be punished for your Gochicrimes
Hate sloptard.
>>288512018What can I do with 500TB of movies, tv shows, and games I'll never even ever?People store these things for me. I pay my isp. When my pc dies, I just go grab another. No backups, no muss, no fuss.
>>288512033Slavic? All the gochis are French, with the exception of Chiya with is Japanese and Rize which is German-British (born in Rhodesia)
>>288512131Syrup is polish
>>288512131They're all German because they live in Germany.
>>288512131Scramp is lithuanian
>>288511512Hell yeah anon, this blog was exactly the type of autism I was looking for. Arigato
>>288512250Nobody here has autism.
>>288512250everybody here is a pure autistic virgin.
>>288512301>virginNot since I was 6.
>>288512301This. If you're not an autistic virgin, you need to leave.>>288512328Kid to kid doesn't count.
>>288512328
>>288512129Sharon can trace her Alsatian origins from more than ten generations, her family used to be local nobility in Colmar and Strasbourg but they lost everything during the Franco-Prussian war and now are part of the petite bourgeoisie owning a modest pottery workshop.
>>288512203A lot of people living in Germany are not German as you surely know.
>>288512381cute hungarian girl
The beautiful setting that seems so natural and effortless but makes us speculate so wildly is one of the things that makes Gochiusa so great.
>>288512381Meant to quote >>288512154 and >>288512205>>288512511>hungarian girlThat's vampire Sxarp not rabbit Sxarp.Also Hungarians are not Slavs they are their own ethnic group.
>>288512570Dangerous post.
>>288512570I want to tenderly rape the little Hungarian slut so bad
Hungarian Sxarp!
Total Classmate A love.
>>288512804Give me her
>>288512804Kyuutie!
>>288512129You're assuming that the content you can access now through the internet will be there forever, but this might now be the case for long considering how "they" are planning to lock down the internet in the coming years, even in normal conditions websites come and go and content sometimes disappears, it will be much worse soon.
>>288503330Or just don't have a thread if there's nothing to talk about. Out there suggestion, I know.
>>288503330Miss H!
>>288512355if it's been 10 years since you've had sex you still count as a virgin right
>>288513209I want to make her tween pregnant.
>>288513997Her *unny is too tight it won't fit.
>>288514312I would just finger and lick her for a few nights until she's ready.
I think Chino and Sxarp are cute cuties.
>>288514372I don't think that's how it works.
>>288511992Chino and Chiya are ultra smart though. Easily the two smartest characters in the cast.
>>288511899
>>288512989Not really. I watched it all come, hopefully I get to see it go. A hard reset to 1996 would imbue all with a will to live. No I didn't get your call, I wasn't home. It's everything you could ever want.
>>288514981>>288514997lewd...
>>288515006hey anon I already posted that>>288506854 please apologize right now
>>288515010Is it?
>skirtsSEXO
>>288515035yes, extremely so
>gupstay
>>288515031I apologize but it can't be helped.
>gaaa~
I love Sxarp!
Sxarp!
>>288514404>>288515335why though
>>288515504Because Sxarp is super special.
>>288515857Hugging both of these Sxarps simultaneously.
>>288515857there's a million other lemons just like her though. and most of them aren't even so poor
>>288515898There is no lemon quite like Sxarp.
Being rude to Sxarp will be viewed as a serious felony with a punishment of up to 200 years in prison once I take power.
>>288515898Yeah but there's only one Spark.
>>288516272What form of government should we use after the revolution?
>>288514505it works in animeland
