Kengan Omega Chapter 356: I knewHere you go latefags
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>>288509919Nooooooooo I wanted to savor the tears a little longer :(
>>288509919>using everything in the environment He's gonna hit Jurota with that picture of some unidentified guy in the header!
>>288509968swing!!!
>>288509979... and punch!!
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>>288510029Do they "know" about the "hexes"?
>>288509979>>288509987>A man who knew only how to throw>He did nothing but throw, throw, and throw some more>So much so that he was constantly throwing up>At the pinnacle of his art, he even learned how to throw a fight>HOWEVER...>When you thought you could not teach an old dog new tricks...>He has finally learned>How to THROW a punch
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>>288510036>you really are a frightening for>and that is why you lost
>>288510085The end for today's dump. Apologies for the first few panels, source is weebcentral and I hadn't realized it had some UI elements left in.
>>288510054idgi
>>288510105It feels like half a chapter.See you next week.
>>288510105Imagine if Jurota grew his hair out and "copied" Inaba's bullshit.Could that version of Jurota have "taken" "him"?
>>288509919Markiplier makes me want to learn Judo. Any Judo anons here? Is an app good enough to learn from?
>>288509946Remember when Toa was the size of a grizzly bear?
Arashiyama is the ultimate throoower. He spend his entire life perfecting throoowingBut let me ask you thisWhat if Toa throws him?
>>288510105Jurota is such a cool character that it is almost impossible to write a good fight around him.
>Environmental fighting means he's throwing around rocksSo why didn't he do this against Julius? Why don't do the Tank M2 and throw boulders at him?
>>288510434He couldn't, nobody was playing his theme
>>288509919>I knew I was right to FEAR you>Your power is unfathomable>You really are a frightening foe>STOP FUCKING HEXING ME YOU FAGGOT
>>288510105>if I let him throw me 20 more times I'll find out its weakness
>>288509919Sandroism right off the bat
>>288510043Criminally underrated post
>>288509919I love you anon, thank you very much!
>>288509919What's with this pose actually? Was this traced/referenced from some Tae Bo thing? It doesn't look like a fighting stance at all.
Wasn't Toa's thing that he was a counter-attack based defensive fighter? Why is he charging at the guy who can teleport you onto your head like an ape?
>>288510638Well Jurota isn't gonna strike first.
Jurota effectively has no more weaknesses now that he can strike
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>>288510638I don't know, why was he trying to grapple Ohma?
>>288510638After he beat Toa, they should've just sent him out for every match after that too.
>>288510669You said that last time Lolong.>>288510638Breathing Mountain was budget Demon's Bane but his whole schtick was that he was Julius with techniques, much different to regular Julius that definitely doesn't use any techniques.
>TWO chapters on purgatory shitterskek
>>288510029who the heck is this
I want to lick Koga's taint.
I can see why no one was eager to dump>Toa, giant hulking mass of muscle as wide as two people put together (yet 6'10 btw)>kicking rocks and throwing tree bark to attack>>288510760>the characters look different in every panelmust've overclocked the AIgen printer and that's why we had the break week.
>>288510816Alisa...
One chapter late but holy shit this page might just be what makes me finally drop omega. It was fun when it was "entertainingly" bad, i could do with the jobbing, I could do with mukaku, but what's the fucking point if the antagonist who's the main driving force behind most of omegas events openly says "yeah that huisheng stuff is lowkey bullshit bro, they're not the same person" IN THE TOURNAMENT THAT DESIDES WHETHER OR NOT RYUKI AND OHMA WILL BE VESSELS FOR IT? what, is shens schizo split personality going to just disappear if he actually gets a tiger vessel?
Jurota might actually be shen level now.
>>288510882See you next week
>>288510882Shen doesn’t want the hypno bullshit.His goal is to split his mind and put his brains into Ohma+Ryuki.That’s what Kazy’s son been researching
>>288510816Ryuki....
>>288510882Is Shen a virgin?
>>288510897He's too weak to timing
>>288509973KekToa knows about hexes, so next chapter he might reveal an ability to use unfinished draft elements on the page
>>288511335>Toa goes for the mouth and throat to make his opponent shut up>But he failed, because even thoughts are enough to hex people
>>288509946jurota no selling the pebble is cracking me up
Jurota has a bleach tier ability where if he touches you he gets to rewrite the next 5 seconds and skip to the conclusion where he already threw you into the ground
>>288509995someone needs to make a kengan drinking game where you take a shot every time someone does a kip-up because i feel they happen a minimum of twice every chapter as of late
>>288511390Who gave legally distinct Markiplier access to legally distinct King Crimson?
>>288509946This is a devils lance level feat. Toa could gut people like Kuroki with this kind of thrust
>>288510669He didnt have any real weakness when all he needed was to touch you with his pinky toe and you'd be smashed though concrete.
>>288510882You read the story wrong.>>288511021Absolutely!
>>288509919>unfathomableKekked involuntarily when I read it lmao>>288510029>>288510036>It's been ages since someone blocked my swingBut... why? What did Toa do? Just tense his back really hard so even Arashiyama couldn't get a grip? Sounds like bullshit to me considering how easily he throooooooows. >Excessive humility Kek, fucking Sandro really is lurking here, isn't he? Too bad this fucking dickhead will go straight back to blasting compliment missiles a million times per fight in the very next fight. >>288510105The fuck even is this logic? Toa is just going to hope he evolves after getting hit enough times? Is there an exp bar? Is he leveling up in combat? The fuck is this shit? And he decided to pick this fight even after knowing it would go this way? I do love Arashiyama though. He's pretty bullshit but I like him for some reason.
>KvP ToaRedirection based martial art>Five Nights at Ohma's ToaGrappler Toa>Fortnite TournamentJungle Warfare kick pebbles at you ToaWonder what Toa we will get in the future
>>288510882Shen wants brain surgery so he can physically control Ohma and Ryuki.I agree Huisheng is retarded and should have just been a real supernatural takeover. The story wouldn't suffer for it, the plot has jumped the shark so many times already. In Baki Itagaki just gives Tokugawa a magic sister that can summon spirits so the Musashi arc could function. Is it dumb? Yeah, but it worked so no one cared. I can't say the same for Huisheng, the plot doesn't benefit from Huisheng just being Larping. Honestly which sounds worse:>Characters can actually reincarnate>Characters spend multiple decades brainwashing some kid to have their memories so they can "live" through someone that's probably just going to carry on for 2 more decades until the process has to be repeated
>>288510882Shen's plan isn't to Huishen Ohma and Ryuji though, is it? He's planning on a brain transfer or something I think. A lot more medical and sciencey than Huishen bullshit. Iirc anyway.
>>288511544>I do love Arashiyama though. He's pretty bullshit but I like him for some reason.Yep!
>>288511573He wants one mind in ohma and another in ryuki so they can fuck-I mean, fight.
>>288511550Orcish scimitar from his days as an extra in the Lord of the Rings movies
Unironically the Worms are the best part of this arc because you never know what fuckery will happen when one shows up.
>>288511577There's something kinda satisfying about the way he nonchalantly throws everyone. >>288511609I know but I'm pretty sure he was going to do that by directly working on their brains instead of getting them to listen to 100000 hours of old tape or whatever the fuck.
>>288510174>spoilerAbsolutely fucking not, and if you try, you’ll be in a worse spot than if you never learned at all. You’ll have just enough knowledge to embarrass yourself because you’ll have zero real experience doing any of it.
>>288511657Didnt he say at one point the brain thing was a slow progress and he would have to wait like 60 years to get actual results? I think he mentioned me might teach them both the no-breathing technique so they can live that long
Since we are talking about Wulong
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>>288511544It's like in skyrim where you level up skills by using them. If it works on a rat in the sewers for stealth then it'll work in a forest against judo.
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>>288510163It's felt like that for the past 3 or 4 years now
>>288509919Toa looks like he's taking a dump.
>>288511706I do remember him saying he'd teach the the breathing techniques but I can't remember if it was because he'd need to wait for medical science to advance that far.Seems kinda bullshit to get them primed so early in that case but I guess the logic is that even after 69 years two perfect candidates might not be born again? Are they even born? They're clones right? Can't they just be cloned again? Does cloning a clone lower the purity or something? I'm so confused.
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>>288509968>>288509979Jurota's throws are Shen-level magic at this point
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>>288510882YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
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>>288511757I was actually trying to think of a game where you'd level up by getting hit but Skyrim fits that bill too with heavy and light armour.
>>288511805What a dick
>>288511842Done
>>288511805My mass murdering villainous group can't be this cute!>>288511823Poor Tiger Niko will never be able to recover from the myriad of humiliation gu rituals he's been through.
>>288511755Why does Hushen say Ian instead of Yan?
>>288511823this is your tiger, ladies and gentleman
>>288510043Kek
AHHHH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS, WHERE'S MY DAILY STORYTIME???
Tiger niko should be almost shen level.
>>288511858thanks
>>288511906It’s his quirky way of saying names to give him a parallel with Ohma. That’s about it.
>>288510043Amazing explanation, someday you'll make narrator.
>>288511934Dont worry he used the martial arts vr headset to learn principles, he will come back this arc shen level.
>>288511858>Gaoh Style Ultimate Secret Technique: Stab a nigga in the part that isn't armoured
>>288509919>unfathomable page 1oh man we're in for it today
What worse? the magic principles sword or the VR headset that let's you download principles?
>>288510105Oh my god is he gonna do the secret art of "hit with full power despite being in midair in the middle of his throw"
>>288511544>Kek, fucking Sandro really is lurking here, isn't he? Too bad this fucking dickhead will go straight back to blasting compliment missiles a million times per fight in the very next fight.Don't know if he lurks here specifically (I doubt he even speaks much English), but Sandro at least definitely lurks in JP threads. And I'm fairly certain JP bros complain about all the exact same things we complain about, including Sandro's constant insufferable lampshading and damage control.
>>288511823I can't believe this is a real addition. Sandro doesn't realize that he should stop humiliating Tiger Niko.
>>288510043lelthis chapter sucked ass
>>288511823did tiger niko ever did anything?
>>288511906Through his dreamy haze he heard Yan as Ian I guess. >>288512068>I doubt he even speaks much EnglishI thought he was a massive westaboo? He must know more than the average Japanese person.
>>288512193I mean, everyone on /a/ is a weaboo. How much of the people here speak Japanese? I certainly don't.
>>288512254>How much of the people here speak Japanese?More than the average western person I would have imagined tbf
>>288511823When was this side story published? Is this brand new? If so, this is the first time we've seen Lu*han and Neko Niko in ages. And of course it's a callback to that humiliation ritual.
>>288510036Arashi "Marked" him...
>>288510043Better copyright this right now before Sandro steals it.I'm dead serious.
>>288510043You put more thought into writing this joke than Sandro did writing this entire dogshit chapter
>>288511644Dodo and Chopstick Johnny will save this mangatrust the plan
>>288511976>Niko Style: Punch>Niko Style: throw>Niko Style: flex
>>288512068>And I'm fairly certain JP bros complain about all the exact same things we complain about, including Sandro's constant insufferable lampshading and damage control.Have you got proof of this?
another Toa humiliation ritual?woah!
Hassad soon.
I see it nowtoa will attempt to do the same thing meguro and gaolang did, sneaking a hit in while being thrown, both times beating jurotabut jurota already "scaled the wall", so he's been careful all alongjurota will beat toa by throwing the tracker off his wristcue "oh my kengan he is kuroki level to have learned how to throw a thing off of thing he is throwing!"
>>288509995>>288510054>>288510085Toa "chooses" to be thrown onto "soft" ground, thereby "minimizing" the damage
>>288509951Is this how asians see the world?
>>288510105>hadn't realized it had some UI elements left in.Omega is so fucking awful they don't even bother properly doing it, and to be fair, I wouldn't either.
>>288511644I do know they will job at least.
>>288510043>THIS SUMMER... ROB SCHNEIDER WILL BE... THROWN FOR A LOOP
>>288513354Every time someone in the past has posted their threads for us to read, it's uncannily similar, down to loving Monke.(This is fairly true even outside of Kengan too)
>>288510882uh yeah? Huisheng is not a perfect method to transfer one's mind, everyone can see that. That's why Shen has been researching on brain transfer to do it on Ohma and Ryuki.
Thanks, OP. But holy shit. That's some shitty ass source you got the chapter from. I'm collecting those to re-read one day, once the series is over. But damn this chapter.
>>288511842>patekOf course
>>288514260>down to loving Monke.Aren't they the ones who started the joke of Monke doing everything he does just so he can get enough money for his sick sister?
>>288509919Yeah im sure they lurk kengan threads at this point. Nothing else explains this kind of insanity.
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>>288510882See you next Wednesday bro. There is no dropping this Niko Style: Hellfire.
>>288511823>the TIGER is coming OUT>im SOILING myself>unparalled terror
>>288510036I'll give Toa some credit here, this is the first time a jobber acknowledged they've been given a lethal hex.
>>288510043I'm laughing you fuckerthis is why I come back to keng/a/n
>>288511823So what is Sandro's endgoal here with emasculating every single real "villain" this story has ever had? Why should we care about any threat posed by the Worm or the Westward Wu or any of the other "evil" guys if they keep getting humiliated like this?
>>288516234You're here to watch your heroes be cool, and you will like it.
>>288516234It's kinda weird how Sandro separated Shen from the villains by shifting that role to Luohan and Tiger Niko, but at the same time he still has him and Yan associating with guys like Nicolas and Gilbert, who the rest of the cast hate
>>288516374Even Yan is generally portrayed more positively than Neko Niko and Luohan.Sandro won't stop telling us why we should hate the latter two.But with Yan? It's constant dorky chungus moments.
The year is 2030 and we'll still be reading Kengan Omega. By then it'll have reached close to chapter 500. How does this make you feel?
>>288510882We're almost a quarter into Omega's story at this point, might as well see it to the end.
>>288510105FATrota
>>288510105You know, so many of my problems with the series would be fixed right here if Toa said something like >I'm way weaker than him, but anything can happen so I just gotta keep trying and hope I get luckySandro's insistence on jerking off both characters in a fight is driving me insane, just let people lose clean or establish that A is definitively stronger than B.
>>288510715Julius vs Purgatory would've been kino, especially if half his wins are just picking up his opponent and tossing them like a soft wall out of bounds.
>>288516964Could you imagine if Asura was like this?>If he had just stuck to his sumo... who knows what would happen
>>288516876>That PIECE of SHIT BASTARD Louhan has made robot copies of all of our HEROES just to watch them fight because they'll never get tired and nobody has to get injuredI won't forgive him now and I won't forgive him in the future
>>288511823Keeeeeeeeeeek here's your final boss villain that was teased since Ashura
>>288516876>2030>Chapter 800+>we're barely halfway through the first layer of the "Inside" (the arc began at chapter 700)
>>288510882This isn't new though, this was obvious even in the KvP tournament.Sounds like you can't read.
>>288510043Bless you, anon.
>>288516234It's shit, but I also remember the opposite where people complained the Kengan side lost, tons of people lost their shit when Rihito lost to Falcon originally.
>>288517191>tons of people lost their shit when Rihito lost to Falcon originallyAll me, btw
