So be a good influence on her and minimize the amount of trouble she causes to a tolerable level

>>288516555
Worth.

It can work if she's declared incompetent and cannot talk her way into accessing your finances.

>>288516555
that's a drawing

>>288516555
Sounds just like my last relationship. I'm in.

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>>288516802
>my last relationship
How stupid is she?

Kazuma considers Aqua wholly unfuckable. It isn't even a consideration for him at any point in the light novels.

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>>288516975
I'm not Kazuma.

>>288516555
How is that different from being with a smart woman?

>>288516975
No problem for normal people who don't engage in self-insertion.

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>>288516555
Honestly, stupid women are underrated. They rely on you, go with the flow on everything, let you vent about whatever you want, and are easy to persuade. As long as they're not completely braindead and you handle the money, it works out well.
It's the smart ones you have to look out for, nine times out of ten, they’re completely insufferable.

>>288517194
>self-reporting that you have no charisma or persuasion skills or sex appeal or entertainment skills, and need to be playing on EZ mode to handle a relationship

>So dumb she's immune to propaganda
>So dumb society cannot corrupt her
>Always wholesome
>Doglike
>Not capable at all of being malicious
>Want to protect
>Aho
My type.

>>288516555
It's like owning a dog, she's only trouble if you don't train her properly.

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>>288517024
>How is that different from being with a smart woman?
Make your children smarter.

>>288517287
okay bitch show those tits

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>>288517409
See. Couldn't even come up with a witty retort

>>288516555
>if i marry this woman I'll have fun every day

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>>288517287
Why would I want my relationship to be a constant battlefield? I want a smooth ride, not a power struggle.

>>288517552
Think of it like buying a laser pointer as a cat owner

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Aqua is neither dumb nor useless and Kazutrash is just perpetually asshurt because she rightfully mocked the fucking stupid way in which he died.

>>288516555
Trust me. Fucking her outweighs a lot of the bullshit.

>>288516555
>but you’ll have to put up with the endless trouble she’ll cause you.
And that's different than any woman ever because...?

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>>288517287
>you have no charisma or persuasion skills or sex appeal or entertainment skills

>aquajeet thread

>>288516555
There's a difference between stupid and simple. You don't want to live with stupid, because you have to manage two people which is exhausting and not even sex will fix it after some time. Especially when the sex is lazy aswell.

>>288516765
>screen shatters
>chapter ends

Since intelligence in children comes from the mother, it's a bad idea to get with a stupid woman.

>>288517287
ur sister is hot, is she single

>>288519335
just read to them as a child and make them read growing up

>>288517377
If I have to be put in a disciplinary role at the start of the fucking relationship I don't know how long that will last, or how long I will be in prison.

>>288516555
>>288516561
>>288516575
Aqua is so hot and it only makes her hotter that she's too stupid to use that as her advantage (women do this naturally)

>>288519335
Really? Damn, I guess that's I barely graduated high school even though my dad is an astrophysicist

>>288516975
She wouldn't allow it anyway since she'd lose her godhood.

>>288516555
Stupid women tend to be worse with money while smart women are better at extracting it from you or convincing you you need this or that.
Middle intelligence women are the worst of both worlds. If I had to pick, I'd pick the smart woman at least then my kids won't be retards.

>>288519335
It's physically impossible for a woman to be as smart as a very smart man, therefore all very smart men have mothers much dumber than they are, it's science.

>>288516555
God i wish I had an aqua gf

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>>288519326
>screen shatters

>>288520113
Which is to say they might be above average for a woman, but actually smart women don't exist.

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>>288516555
We like Megumin here.

>>288519335
>intelligence in children comes from the mother
My mother is 50 IQ points below me. I've unironically read dog training manuals to learn how to interact with her.

>>288516555
Living with a woman is never a good idea.

>>288516555
It's the best way to live a good life. She needs to be kind but stupid and not educated.

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i've met a dumb woman before (blond and chubby at that, restaurant employee) and an intelligent women (medecine professor or some bullshit), the dumb woman loved manga and was always fun to be around, bring me joy whenever i met her (she was older than me by a good decade btw), but the intelligent woman was a repellent, borderline autistic, no sex appeal, no fun, no joy, very boring person, very nitpicky even though she was my age.

so yeah, either find a middle ground or go for the dumb woman, it's okay as long as she isn't lazy at home or mean with children.
dumb women can learn some things, sometimes they're less educated than you but not by choice, you can teach them quite a few useful things.

>>288520253
let's be real, Megumin isn't as dumb as Aqua but she's not THAT intelligent either, only Kazuma and Wiz (and her demon friend) are in Konosuba.

>>288520313
>I've unironically read dog training manuals to learn how to interact with her.
What did you pick up?

>>288516555
You'll have to put up with endless trouble with any woman you decide to live with. The smart ones are even worst.

>>288516975
ok but he's gay

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>>288520253
No, I like Wiz.

>>288521071
This

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>>288521071
Should an infertile undead body look like this?

>>288516555
If Aho Girl has taught me anything, it’s this: go for the mom and try to unfuck the stupid gene

>>288516555
I see booba me do not care

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>>288521103
Yeah. Why shouldn't it?

>>288516555
Only for anal

beat thread on /a/ by far

>>288516555
>Is living with a [...] woman really a good idea?
No, absolutely not.

>>288524398
Talk about setting the bar low.

>>288524398
*best
>>288524443
i just love aqua. she's so cute!

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>>288516555

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>>288516555
Too much Aqua fanart is sexy without funny. The best Aqua content is both. The doujins get it.

>>288525091
Sylvia is so lucky.

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>>288516555
I love this artist, he draws some of the cutest and softest Aqua's ever

>>288517378
>>288525273
cute

>>288517287
I didn't know women still posted on /a/, they're usually all on /soc/...

>>288516555
Just smack her when she misbehaves. Women only report domestic abuse when they're not actually being abused. (Because they wish they were)

>>288519340
classics are the best

>>288516555
>you need to think for both of you
No.

>>288525519
That's all relationships with women.

Didn’t Aqua flood the town and cost the party 40 million in debt? I mean yeah not on purpose but still, is that not kinda a lot? It’s the kind of thing you’d want to leave a party for.

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You guys really think you have the constitution to satisfy a goddess?

>kazuma lives with 3 women in a mansion and still has to pay for prostitutes
>>288516555
FAT

>>288526257
Darkness would fuck him if he asked her in a way that sounds like rape.
Aqua would fuck him for money.

>>288526121
The artist for all this fanart bhive didn't like Kazuma and Aqua at first, but he came around to it after someone commissioned a lot of art of the two characters.

>>288526121
imo women gain energy from the sex

>>288525128
MOMMA MIA UNDEAD LOOK LIKE THAT

Why does nobody pirate this talented artist's stuff and upload it on gelbooru? The nsfw stuff I mean

That would just be an unnecessary and strenuous burden.

There is no better anime girl than Aqua

>>288516555
Will they ever find the demon lord, and if they do what happens next?

>>288516575
hot

konosuba released a decade ago, its old. move on.

>>288516555
if she doesn't hate you, or is affectionate, other stuff can be overcome

>>288519455
so the ideal is a hot woman who is not aware she is hot and doesn't use it a leverage?

>aislop threat
in trash it lands

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>>288516555
Who is more powerful? Who would have won a fight?

>>288526603
Source for him not liking it at first?

>>288529875
>so the ideal is a hot woman who is not aware she is hot and doesn't use it a leverage?

NTA but yes. This is why former fat chicks are the fucking best. They got the mind of an ugly pig that needed personality and intelligence to compensate and the body of a goddess.

>>288529993
>omg ill live in my forest alone
>jk ill go stir up shit in the neighboring countries and show how op i am with my cheat skills!

>>288530049
>If only that sexy faggot hadn't shipwrecked on my faggot forest coast...

>>288530072
i would've just went back over the mountains and never returned to soak in my bath and play with the fairy king

>>288517287
Anon, even a stupid woman can just say "no" based purely on personal preference and vibes.
People like dumb women but know a rapport is needed first

>>288529993
>In pure power
Aqua
>In ability to effectively use magic
Ryo
In fight Aqua would have a little chance, unless she learned how to do it.

To be honest, Aqua should learn something like water jet, not only as a weapon, but also as a cutting utility tool.

>>288529979
It's so good I never noticed, I kneel to our new robot Overgods.

>>288531938
>>288529979
????
OP's pic isn't ai generated

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>>288517287
Hey you're not supposed to point that out

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>>288529979
What the fuck is this retard talking about?

>>288526257
You want fat? I'll show you fat.

>>288534099
Almost unfathomably erotic

>>288526984
Women can't even walk after sex if you fuck them good.

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I want to marry a succubus.

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Aqua sexo

>>288536129
>sloppa machines have been fed enough feet pics to be able to produce something like this
I hate to admit it but it's not bad...

>>288534775
Why did Kazuma chose a flat one when there are several bountiful ones to choose from?
Is he really that broke?

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>>288536544
It's been a while since I watched that episode, and I don't know if it plays out differently in the LN or whatever, but DID he choose that specific succubus? I remember him asking about the legality of the process, and if he could ask for any kind of fantasy and things like that, but I don't recall him literally choosing a succubus to carry out the job...

>>288529875
Yes goddammit. I can't stand women who make duck faces and start twerking and wearing pig makeup and fake nails. Obsessing over stupid shit like tanning or counting calories. Narcissistic whore who looks at herself in the mirror all day and shows the entire internet her butthole and needs constant affirmation.

Just some basic hygiene and wholesomeness is all it takes to drive me wild, but it's like so many of them go through this insane extra effort just to be unattractive

>>288536578
>I don't recall him literally choosing a succubus to carry out the job...
It wouldn't matter if he did choose one because he would be asleep during the visit anyway.

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>>288536898
I mean, personally I would like to know which succ is getting my life energy...

>>288529993
this show was cozy af

>>288536807
Tanning even makes them look worse so it's a double negative.

>>288536807
The autistic male shit you obsess over is no better.

>>288537134
t. exactly the kind of whore he is describing

>>288537229
Worthless post, here's your (You)

>>288537244
I am not the one who needs constant validation from strangers, (You) are

>>288537134
>having hobbies is bad
Oh yes, and being a zombie staring at a screen all the time is so much better.