how did this predator get herself charged with the care of two minors?
>>288522457because Gendo can do whatever he wants and he wanted his son to live with a sexy lady so he gets over his depression
>>288522457NERV healthcare covers therapy shotas. She probably had to pay out of pocket for Asuka though.
Things would have worked differently if he ended up with Ritsuko
>>288522457that's takumi from initial D
>>288522724Yes, he would have ended up with lung cancer.
>>288522724I fear Ritsuko would have raped him to get back at Gendo in her mind somehow the moment Shinji ever began acting distant.
>>288522457GIWTWM
>>288522457>how did this predator get herself charged with the care of two minors?she didin't do anything until the movie, she had a clean record
>>288524619a background check would've revealed her to be an unstable alcoholic with a history of destructive promiscuity
>>288524619hollywood...of course
>>288524979mayvbe being a second impact survivor granted her benefits or something, maybe it's their affirmative action
>>288522457>end of the world>she's a high ranking official so everyone looks the other way>she's losing her mind without a man and drinking herself stupid so nerv gives her a shota to grow into her perfect man
>>288524979I don't think you understand what background checks are.
>>288522457is this a yanderedev reference
>>288522457>Shinji has blue eyesI only realized right now, his eyes are so dark in the anime I thought they're black
>>288523497>blocks shinji's path
>>288526619looks that way to me
>>288526619Shinji and Gendo have dark blue eyes in the anime, but I'm pretty sure they were changed to brown in the manga
>>288522457that should be me, not himi should be experiencing thati should have gotten the chance to live with ms misatoget taken advantage of one night she comes home drunkthat should be mei should be clumsily groping her breasts and cumming from that, making her giggle
>>288529339same
>>288524979>unstable alcoholicShe's held stable employment and living for years
>>288523497Shinji eats well
>>288524979>unstableshe's a textbook functional alcoholic
>>288526619They're a very greyish blue tbf
>>288522457>>288525038>>288530378This bitch owes me sex.
>>288522539Gendo truly is the best dad in anime, huh?
>>288522457The world has gone through a cataclysm. Squeaky clean cultural notions like 'Pubescent age of consent' probably fell out of favor around the time Mad Max motorcycling mongol armies invaded mainland China.
>>288522457Anno is a coward because symbolically and thematically, it makes more sense for Shinji to have impregnated Misato in the Rebuild movies because the movies emphasized so much, the similarity of Misato's son with Shinji. Unfortunately, Anno is no longer an otaku but a hardcore normalfag with a gyaru stacy wife mangaka that he became afraid of the controversy that would erupt in an Eva timeline where Misato is pregnant with Shinji's son
>>288522457>"Misato is a predator!">only offers sex when they've hit emotional rock bottom and kisses him to encourage him before she dies>"Misato is a slut!">evidently had sex with one man her whole life
>>288533060Amd that’s a good thing.
>>288533618There are two situations that make me fantasize about what would have happened if they just broke down the barriers and gave into their lust.This is one.
>>288533674This is the other.
>>288531312>>288531470there's quite the difference between 'functional' and 'stable'
Suctional alcoholism
>>288533674Kaji had been fucking Asuka ever since they were in Germany
>>288524979>promiscuityUmmm having sex with one guy isn't being promiscuous
>>288522457Should've started playing with Shinji's pp (consent optional).
>>288533591misato has weird daddy issues and despite her knowing better fucks kaji again because she reminds him of her fatherand i think there is a bit of slut shaming in nge in regards to how misato is literally unable to get to shinji without touch - without the dynamic of "i'm a woman and he is a man and sex/intimacy is what i'll use to get him to listen to me"I do think, however, misato did genuinely want to be a mother figure or at least protector of shinji because she recognizes how unreasonable it is to expect a broken 14 year old to save the worldbut when shinji wants to run away or is unresponsive, she resorts to touching and trying to seduce him, which angers him - shinji saw her as a mother, and misato by and large fails to be that for himthat's why it would have never worked, despite the fact that shinji does obviously think misato is hot
>>288536553Expecting her to be a good mother figure for a teenage boy half her age is kinda a weird expectation desu
>>288536601that's debatable, and besides i really don't think shinji was expecting much beyond words of encouragement and misato not touching him in a sexual wayand i think it shows she feels shame about how she tries to get him to listen to her
>>288536601It has been normal for most of history, retard
>>288522457I'll be honest, if I was in Shinji's shoes, I would have spent so much time molesting the fuck out of Misato's body after she passed out drunk each night.
>>288536637So was sending obnoxious retards like you to die slaving in a mine. It's not normal now.
>>288536784False equivalence
>>288524619You don't remember her offering sex to Shinji when he was depressed before that?
How fast do you think Shinji cums when she first rides him?
Wish I were Shinji
>>288532987>let's you live with a hot older girl>gives you a mecha to fight aliensliterally all a guy would want
>>288537064It was just a possible implication, officer.
>>288533674>kaji grinding asuka's pubescent hand into misato's assI'm seeing the vision
>>288536637>It has been normal for most of history, retardI wonder how common it was for mothers to seduce their sons in the middle ages...
>>288535844>Kaji had been fucking Asuka ever since they were in GermanyNo kaiji is a lawful good chad, he wouldn't lay hands on an underage girl. From everything i have seen in the series, kaiji is the one character whom i can say is undeniably good
>>288538407I've heard in middle ages mom giving her son a handie was seen as a stress reliever but I don't know how true is that
>>28852245713 is the age of consent in Japan.
>>288522724>>288522948>>288523497Misato is hot and joyfulRitsuko is ugly as fuck, gloomy and boring I'll never get why people consider the literal worst bitch
Where can someone find this show with English subtitles?
>>288538557
>>288538576Animekai is dead and I tried for over an hour on internet archive. All I found was a shitty fansub vhs version from the 90s.https://archive.org/details/evangelion-vhs-rip/Evangelion+-+01.avi
>>288538492>I've heard in middle ages mom giving her son a handie was seen as a stress reliever but I don't know how true is thatIve heard this too. Ive already heard that in many asian countries even now it's common for mothers, aunts or older sister to suck a toddlers pingas to calm them
>>288538616lmao
Misato could have saved the world if she had just aggressively rimmed Shinji each evening to his unconciousness
>>288538904>Misato could have saved the world if she had just aggressivelyhell yeah>rimmednigga you gay
>>288538904who is going to suck him dry though? or will she give him a violent tekoki too?
>>288522724She would have just molested or raped him
What a cringe ass thread. No wonder people bully shotacucks all the time
>>288538978That doesn't happen.
>>288538330He wouldn't have done it if he hadn't known his son was a crybaby faggot.
>>288539680gotta help your kid out
>>288540024Yeah, best dad evah
>>288536208yes misato-san is actually very chaste and pure
>>288522457it's ok when the molesters/rapists are women,anon. It's called double standards Basically women can get away with anyfuckingthing that would've get a man arrested for life just for commiting 1/5 of the severity of whatever the woman did
>>288541888envy is a sin
>>288541901no envy here,no. Just pointing out some facts. Why would I envy rapists or molesters? I'm not a n****r neither a k*k*
>>288522457Shinji would actually enjoy the rape and ask for more.
>>288522457>Still didn't want Rei.
>>288538434his interests lay elsewhere
>>288538434Kaji has good in him and shows it often, but I think his main flaw is that he doesn't actually care about other people. He's oddly the most avoidant of everyone when it comes down to it. The fact he just happens to be in positions to say and do good things otherwise is just convenient for him rather than because he has principles to stick to when it comes down to it
For me, it's F-Nerd.
>>288537292as soon as he's inside>>288542019why did she become shehulk?
I was a really cute kid. How come no sexy older woman ever molested me?
>>288545618i guess you weren't cute enough
>>288545618I very much doubt you were as cute as Shinji
>>288545352Third impact side-effects generated mutations after returning from it.
>>288544271hes literally me frfr
My mom's friend used to babysit me and would make me watch adult movies with her while we drank wine and would jerk me off in the bath after.
>>288545975I wish i could experience that as a child
>>288545791Thanks doc
>>288544271shinji kaji and gendo represent the same kind of person at different life stages and on different paths.
>>288545975I think you got molested
I really grew to like Misato
>>288545618I feel your pain
Misato is so hot
