You passed your wizard chunin exams or whatever, and now this elf will grant you any spell you want. Realistically, what would you ask for?
a spell to make elf girls want to have sex with me
a spell to make girls want to have sex with me
>>288530677a spell to clean water of pollutants and microplastics
>>288530677A spell that makes elves orgasm
a spell that lets me make spells
>>288530677summon gf
>>288530677either a spell that gives me limited precognition, or a spell that lets me go back a little in time (essentially the same)basically removing short term errors
>>288530677Instant translation spell
Footjob spell
>>288530677Infinite wishes
>>288531370i see
>>288531199for verbal translation or written?
>>288530677A spell that grants me knowledge to all things I want.
>>288530677I do a 360 and walk away
>>288530677A spell to give me zero refractory period. I would then work tirelessly to make a spell to convert mana into semen production.
>>288530677A spell to nuke india.
>>288530677a spell that makes any woman want to sex me
>>288531472both
The common sense alteration spell.
>>288530677Turbo Spell
a spell that has sex with me
>>288530867Did you hear how the mircoplastic scare was just bad testing, because the residue on latex gloves creates false reading.
>>288530677I want the Darth Vader force-choke ability. I especially want to be able to do it to people over video calls.
>>288530677Dress break
>>288530677A spell to make any Elf happy.
>>288530677A spell that will put things out of their misery if they're just meandering around and going nowhere.
>>288530677A spell that makes drawings come to life.
>>288530753We always have that ability. There are just no elf girls to use it on. No, cosplay doesn't count.Anyway, congrats on wasting your free spell.
>>288530677Give me a spell to make demons feel the range of emotions and empathy that humans, elves, and dwarves do.
>>288530677>>288531370That, but rather turn any target into a footslut. It won't make sense if she hates it and wants me dead afterwards.
>>288530677I want the spell that lets me have two wieners.
>>288532826Being consciously aware that someone is forcing you to give footjobs and they can only look in disgust, sounds extremely hot tho
>>288532612:)
I wish I had never been born.
>>288531743Did you hear how multiple studies confirmed widespread microplastic contamination, so one single study with an abnormally high result being a fluke only means the problem is "not as bad" rather than nonexistant?
>>288530677If there really is a spell for everything wouldn't there be a spell to create other spells?
>>288530677A spell that will allow me to lick Serie's feet.
>>288530677A spell to cure my sick dog.
Ultra Counterspell that counters any spell of any levelFuck them mages, lemme see them hands
>>288533334Wait can i change it to the one that will always let me get repeating digits instead ;_;
A spell that lets me go back in time while keeping my memories, so I can avoid making the mistakes I've made in my life and spend more time with my grandparents.
>>288530677A brainwashing spell and I'll test it on you first to see if it works
>>288530677Immortality. Then watch Serie gnash her teeth because of all spells in existence, that is one she does not have, else she'd surely use it to extend her precious student's lifespans.
>>288530677>>288531454Why are her tits so fat.
>>288533480If I know my time travel tropes well, all that will end up happening is you going back in time to fix mistakes, then making new mistakes and going back in time to fix those, and as a result of all the time travel, you will spend even less time with your grandparents.
>>288533543She knew the forbidden Cup-Up spell and managed to cast it 3 times before the goddess intervened and erased the spell from existence.
>>288533569It's worth a try. Can't be worse than where I'm at anyway.
>>288532537A spell to be able to punch people in the face through the internet
>>288533627Forgive yourself. Let go of that guilt. It will be ok.
>>288533684
>>288533691Thanks Anon.I'm just in a sad mood after just finishing watching that anime about the 2 gramps who become young again, it was stupid of me to watch that so soon after my grandparents died.
>>288530677teleportationfuck travelling to and from work unpaid for over two hours every day
>>288533975Jokes on you, my job lets me clock in when I start my car in the morning.
>>288530677that one spell you get from the Modron Maze in Planescape: Torment where you open a portal to gigantic fuckoff Mechanus cannon and blast the shit out of your targetthat one's pretty cool and it has an awesome animation
>>288530677
A spell that perfectly dries my body and hair that i can use after showers and baths
Obligatory "Spell to let a human impregnate an elf" answer
>>288530677a spell to resurrect demons
>>288530677I'm looking for a grimoire that will help me better understand the structure and interpretation of computer programs
>>288535159Wife
>>288535312she's MINE !
>>288530677I WANT A SPELL THAT WILL LET ME DRY CLEAN CLOTHES WHILE I'M STILL WEARING THEM
>>288535365>she's MINE !That's funny. She does that movement on my dick every night. So even though she is "yours" me and a number of other niggas are enjoying her pussy, cuck. lmao
>>288533975>>288534009Thank fuck I live in a country where public transport is good and not filled with homeless drug addicts. Takes 15min to get to work.
>>288535312Gone far too soon.
>>28853565315 minutes you're not paid for.
>>288531743No because that didn't happen /pol/tard.
>>288531743Did you hear shut the fuck up faggot?
>>288530677picrel
>>288530677a spell that makes Serie my personal living onahole
>>288531743you're a fucking idiot read more than one paper
Spell to send everyone back to the country they belong.Other than that, invisibility.
The spell which makes me create any spell.If not possible then something sex related.
>>288530677The only spell she can't give.A spell to create a field of flowers.
>>288530677Shapeshifting spell, any target.
>>288537907Serie definitely learned that one despite seething over it.
>>288537907>>288538470when she gives the fu/gokaku she is in an enclosed garden of flowers probably made out of magic since they keep talking about the spell and keeps zooming in and out of the flowersshe says that she doesn't care for her apprentices which she trains on a whim but remembers each of their favorite spells, flamme sensei includedflamme is serie's fern, just like fern is changing frieren, flamme changed serie me thinks from what we've been shownbut serie didn't also had a himmel to push her over the edge or had one and ended in tragedy unlike frierenso yes she definitely learned it
>>288530677A spell to become the cute immortal elf girl
>>288538742But then you’d have to deal with 30+ year old human women trying to cuddle you
>>288539422I'd simply just outlive them
>>288538515Your GM is going to fuck you up.
>Wish is a more potent version of the Limited Wish spell. It will fulfill literally the utterance of the spellcaster. Thus, the actuality of the past, present, or future might be altered (but possibly only for the wizard unless the wording of the spell is most carefully stated) in some limited manner. Greedy desires usually end in disaster for the wisher. Lastly, the wiser the wizard, the better chance that <PRO_HESHE> will choose the right wording. Wizards with low Wisdom will more often than not meet with disaster when asking for a wish. Also get a devil lawyer to construct the wish.
>>288535159based
Cure drug addiction spell (let me guess this somehow backfires horribly)
>>288533543Its where she keeps her spells.
>>288530677The strongest and flashiest fire or lightning spell she got, no matter how impractical. Even if it takes so much fuel than casting it costs my life
>>288541245It changes the name of drug into water. Nothing about you or drugs changes besides the name, so you are now a water addict cured of your drug addiction and nobody knows if you're a junkie or just thirsty when you say you need water.
>>288530677I would like the ability to siphon any specific chosen material from a general area and manifest it as any object of my choosing in my hand. Let's say I'm standing in a square acreage in an iron rich field. I raise my hand and an ingot of iron begins manifesting in my palm by collecting any nearby microscopic iron material in that acreage. I must know the material and the material must be in the area in order to utilize this spell. I can't retroactively change its form with the spell once it's collected, the material will stay in that form until I or someone else breaks or reshapes it (such as taking the ingot to a blacksmith). The object must fit in my hand in order for the channeling of the spell to continue and once the object falls out of my hand the spell ends and I must start anew if I want to continue the siphoning of more material. The material siphoned won't be inhibited by any other material blocking its way to me. Any shape I can conceptualize with my mind is possible so long as I can hold it in my hand.tl;dr mana powered 3D printer in my hand
A spell that prevents/stops any type of other spell.Fuck mages, only fists here.
>>288542654There's a magic rock that does this tho
>>288535038Done. Good luck finding an elf to impregnate, anon
the spell that makes me able to either shrink down to whatever size I want or to make others grow as tall as I want
>>288530677Lightning Storm is all i need.
>>288543071t. a murderous bhaalspawn lizard
>>288530677A spell that makes anyone void their bowels instantly. Good luck fighting when you just pooped your pants.
>>288543161Jokes on you, I already took a shit before the fight so all you've done is force me to fart.
>>288543193>takes a shit before the fight>now there's nothing left to shit out and you're forced to shitout your intestines and bleed to deathb-bakana
>>288543046you'll have to do something about the Square-Cube Law
>>288530677mind control spell that only works on women with no restrictions and makes them insanely in love with me
>>288530677Serie footjob spell onegai
>>288543397it's magic motherfucker fuck off suddenly realism matters when I ask this fictional elf to give me a fucking spell
>>288530677The choice is obvious
>>288530677Biggus dickus
Australian power buff spell
A healing spell because my stepfather, my dog and my aunt are sick (cancer).
>>288534021Good taste, anon
>>288544085Do you live next to an industrial waste dump or something? Thats rough
>>288544085i also wish for the spell to cure this anon and his families sickness and why not all sicknesses and injuries while we are at it
>>288544085Everything is gonna be ok, Anon.
>>288531743https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasticosishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastiglomeratejew or retard call it
>>288544108Cancer is insanely prevalent. Both my mother, step-father, and grandmother have/had it. I've lost multiple pets to cancer of different types too. I love in Western Washington and not in the city so our air is very clean and so is our water.
>>288544874>I love in Western Washington and not in the city so our air is very clean and so is our water.Proximity to cities is only one thing, anon. Worry more about being downwind or downstream from former mining sites.
>>288545394What are you, some kind of cancer expert?
>>288530677Boring, but I'd ask for a spell to extend my lifespan. If I were in a fantasy world where nigh immortal Elves lived I'd be seething too much about my own puny lifespan to ask for anything else.
>>288545451>Boring, but I'd ask for a spell to extend my lifespan.Getting a long life without also explicitly getting extended youth is a bad idea, anon. Just ask Tithonus.
>>288545585True, but considering I'm not dealing with a genie I imagine Serie might point that out or honor the spirit of the request.
>>288545394Most of our wind comes from the Pacific and the north. Very rarely do we get wind blowing from the south which would bring air from Seattle. Seattle also isn't the most smog ridden city so I don't think that's it. Cancer is just really prevalent.
>>288535365I hate lazy bitches who don't squat properly but sit on you with minimal movement. It ruins the entire point. Might as well do standard cowgirl instead of that half asses shit
>>288546306You're fixated on cities, anon. Meanwhile, your house sits on a patch of pitchblend.
>>288530677A spell to make Ubel grow a dick and rape me.
>>288530677What did you mean by this? A "realistic" wizard is inherently a failure.
>>288538183Imagine spending your whole life to make her happy. First you would need to surpass her expectations and keep doing it again and again. Second regularly challages her to duels with the intent to kill her to stave off her boredom. By achieving one and two you can push unreasonable demands onto her such as non magic related rewards such as cuddling, massaging her, bathing her... Even if she has no libido doesn't mean she cannot enjoy other aspects of intimacy or physical touch.Imagine becoming the greatest mage in all of history just for elf feet.
>>288546615No.
>>288546889If you can't imagine something beyond the logical and rational, you will fail. Like how Richter lost to his own rationality before Kanne could even mount a counteroffensive with the rain-vantage.
three more spells
>>288530677>Realistically, what would you ask for?if isekai, maxed out appraisal spell. because kumo told me so.unrealistically a spell to make elves great again.
>>288530677One that gives me a really thick 12 inch pianist.I am not a clever man.
>>288530677A spell that gives me the benefits of a full night's sleep without having to sleep.
>>288544085>>288544108>>288544874>demonspeak
Stop discussions and post more Serie!
>>288530677a spell that allows me to acquire any life skills I want by meditating
>>288530677a spell to turn off the light switch without getting up from bed
>>288544874It's possible that your family is predisposed to it genetically. Sometimes doctors ask if there's a history of cancer in families. If true, just bad luck manSorry :(
>>288530677Just give me Zoltraak or whatever, I don't even like magic.
>>288531743praise kek
>>288530677I wish for a spell that would grant me supreme power equal to that to the gods of the land.
>>288530677A spell to structurally analyse any silicon based material microscopically and then project it from nothing. So essentially, I can go to the computer store, fondle a 5090 a bit, then forge it and play Cyberpunk on something other than a 1060 without paying outrageous prices set by a capitalist society.
>>288544169Oh, so now I should trust wikipedia
>>288547252Eating Serie.
>>288530677My spell of choice is Fist.
>>288530677a spell that forces everyone to dance within a radius and the more i use it the wider range i have
>>288530677A spell that makes a clone of anyone I've ever seen. Flesh and blood, not a mere illusion, and fully under my control. They dissolve into mana particles when I choose to dismiss them.
>>288546615I think Serie would like you
>>288535653That just means you live where there's entirely too many people around you. Even if they're not drug addicts, they're still noisy and you have no real privacy and you don't own any land and have to follow an oppressive number of rules imposed upon you.
>>288530867A spell to clear this biosphere of browns and jews.
>>288548894What's the alternative, driving everywhere?Are you retarded?
>>288530677Dibs on the living grimoire.
>>288530874>implying your tiny tiny ''spell'' could penetrate her defenseslel
>>288531031>limited precognition, or a spell that lets me go back a little in time (essentially the same)Why limited?Also they aren't the same at all:>precog: OMG in 10 minutes I am going to get assassinate by head shot from a crossbow while using that one shady side street as shortcut, better take the well lit main street today>rewind: *while dying from crossbow headshot unable to cast shit due to brain damage* ACK I should have picked precog ACK
>>288548944Live and work on your own land, like everyone did for thousands of years.
>>288549137You don't actually believe that, Ted.
>>288549137my own land? isn't that only for them rich folk?
>>288549137You want to do subsistence farming?With what tools? Where are you gonna get them?Are you gonna make them? That sounds like it'd get in the way of subsistence farming pretty badly. How do you get electricity? Internet access?What people did even a hundred years ago is a delusional fantasy and has nothing to do with the world we inhabit today, unless you want to move to India or somewhere else that would suit your brown skin.
>>288530677Telepathically say "nigger" to niggers
>>288549164I live it. I even make my own furniture (out of wood that I buy, I'm not THAT self-sufficient). I keep bees. I have goats and chickens. I got a fuckton of greenhouses now growing veggies all winter. I make my own soap.>>288549218You don't have to be some kind of primitive. You can use technology. I've got a whole bunch of software I wrote and all kinds of automatic data collection SBCs networked together to help me manage optimal pasture rotation and shit. I sell farm products through the internet. We can keep up with the times but still have privacy and freedom and a nice peaceful, mentally-healthy life.
>>288548430Remember to be precise and nice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
>>288549326But you are a primitive.Using technology does not make you less primitive. It's a matter of surplus and economics. The people of Uruk certainly were less primitive than you.>a nice peaceful, mentally-healthy lifeYou don't seem very peaceful or mentally-healthy, with how eager you are to proselytise your lifestyle, how many strong emotional opinions you have about a life you don't live.
I would ask for spell tak increase the target's breast size
>>288543942based fellow unintegrated anima Anon
>>288532905Side by side or the 2nd one like a tail
>>288548430Dina has no right to be this smug. Also S02 when?
>>288530677a spell to make all big nose creatures infertile
>>288530753Came in here to post thisfpbp
