What's the problem with letting this homeless orphan girl crash at your place?
I'm not a charity. And if she had money she wouldn't need to stay here tonight.
She would steal my food
>>288551333What are the tissues for
my room smells bad and I'd feel bad about it making her suffer the stench
>>288551374I would never suggest removing Kyoko's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her small chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her small chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me...", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
>>288551333>fine, against my better judgement after hearing your story I'll let you crash for one n--what are you doing with my fridge>it's wrong to waste food so I'm helping myself>didn't I just get you some takeout not that long ago plus I wasn't wasting any of that I was gonna use it eventu--stop eating while I'm talking!!>you're wasting it by just letting it sit in there I am making sure food doesn't get wasted>no that's not how fridges wo--stop eating all the eggs!!>I have to eat all the eggs
>>288551333Because society would assume I'm doing bad things to her
She'll only stay long enough to get you to buy her a bunch of expensive stuff she says she needs and identify where you keep your valuables and spy on your account passwords. When she leaves after two or three weeks she'll completely clean you out of everything of value that you own.But the sex up until then will be worth it.
>>288552517>Wanna go for another round?*takes big gulp of milk*>*Me sweating and out of breath* hell yeah!>We can go shopping again afterwards right?>Haha yeah! I'm almost broke for the rest of the month but idgaf!>Yay!!!!
>>288552560This has happened to every sex having male on the planet. KekHow we have fallen as the male race.
>>288552272Society would be right.
>>288551333Creampie is the only thing she deserves
>>288551333Dying from too much sex if those doujins are anything to go by
Kyouko is definitely a nympho. If you took her out to a restaurant she'd give you a footjob under the table with a mischievous grin on her face, offer to give you a handy in the men's bathroom, and then she'd want to have sex in the back of your car in the parking lot after and she still wouldn't be satisfied.
>lounges around your house dressed like this
>>288551333She'd break your shit if you pissed her off and steal your food even if you didn't
>>288551333She might be homosexual
>>288551348>charityHahah. Inside joke only I know.
>>288551333She'd steal everything not bolted down like a nigger.
>>288554362She's quite naughty
>>288551333I don't take care of kids.
>>288551333Let's be real here. A 13 year old girl that looks like this, looking at you like this, in your home and on one of your beds.. would you?
>>288555582Only if I'm fictional.
>>288551333Kyoko is my wife so she can stay as long as she wants.
>>288551522The foulest smell in your room IS her, fool
How is life in Homura's world
>>288555938I am imaginingexcitedly
>>288551333There’s obviously no problem with it since I’m married to her
She will owe me sex for a roof above her head
>>288551333That's not fine
Kyoko is the best we need to have more Kyoko threads.
>>288552517You're supposed to convince her to stay with you instead
>>288551333It seems to me like a temperamental 13 year old with superpowers who won't take no for an answer could cause problems.Didn't she suggest Sayaka rape that guy, and threaten to go do it herself if she wouldn't?
>>288557268Yes but there is a simple trick to avoid getting raped, you can just want it
>>288552627Society is shit.>>288555582If life was an anime and not the most absurd tragicomedy ever? Yes.>>288555604This.>>288556013You're not supposed to notice.
homu better
>>288559210Homura mogs all. This is an objective fact.
>>288559210>>288559253If she's so much better then why are you posting in a Kyoko thread?
>>288559356Because.
Homura doesn't have her Bitibiti therefore she is inferior to Kyouko.
>>288559467Shame he's not drawn any new stuff recently though still waiting on book 4...
>>288559555Apparently his Kyouko twitter account kept getting hacked so he deleted it, sadHe still has his other account but it's not Kyouko-themed making it worthless
>>288559356If Kyouko is so much better, why is she living in a Homura world?
>>288559810Because Homura is a bad person and hijacked the natural order of things and now everyone else has to suffer her schizo outburst.
>>288556564Homura mogs Kyouko. She's the best.>>288559356No Homura thread yet.
MANyouko
>>288559846>Homura mogs Kyouko.Nah, Homura is boring. Moemura is better than Coolmura though, but neither of them are better than Kyoko.
Devilmura is the best homu form but Kyouko is better than all.
>>288551333>What's the problem with letting this homeless orphan girl crash at your place?your sheets would get dirty and you'd have to wash them afterwards.
>>288551333she smells
>>288560690good.
>To Love Ru has an in-universe magical girl show that's about a magical girl named Kyouko that uses fire magicFunny.
>>288560690She smells seashmells by the seashore.
Sayak better
>>288551333Only rebellion knows.
>>288560670Nah, I'd make sure she swallowed every drop so nothing gets on the sheets.
>>288558443>NOOOOOOO my freaking life is a comedy like the joker because I can't have sex with children a third my age and a quarter my weight!!!!!!!
>>288563402Homura is a very mature girlAnd 14 is peak physically
>>288563402Shut up nigger
>>288563432retvrn to homonkey
Love marriage and babies with my 31 year old homu (physical age 14)
>>288551333That would Not be a good thing, because, if a magical girl invaded your home and refused to leave, you would essentially be at her mercy, because she could easily overpower you, and she could use you as she pleased, live at your expense, rule over you, make you into her personal butler, make you perform any act imaginable, and if you tried to resist her, she could just lazily squeeze your testicles until you submitted. Being stalked by a magical girl would be Not Good, and I would Not want that to happen to me.
>>288563648I fantasize about this, actually.
>>288554362She's ready for sex any time.
>>288551333How does she eat
>>288563872With her mouth
>>288554232I love girls like this. Sex ANYWHERE ANYTIMEReal nymphomaniacs are so bad they need dick constantly. Every girl like this will basically think >"8 hours without sex and attention?! Dammit! Fine, he can fuck me after work I'm finding more dick now."
>>288563402I can fuck women that look like children and weight about 90 pounds. Its great. I find a girl about 5 foot and her hands are so small my palm completely engulfs their splayed hand. Tiny fingers make hand jobs feel incredible, and girls with shorter necks can massage your head with their voice box. A 13 year old is not a child, they can breed. Infact most people can breed at age 11, my balls dropped like at 10 over summer. If I was fucking girls my own age I was already 7 inches long by then.
>>288563648Sounds hot
>>288564459That's shit, they should focus entirely on their one man
>>288566031Good thing anime girls aren't like western 3DPDs
I want to be raped to death by this homeless 14 year old girl
I can't because I still live at home with my parents
>>288567755Bringing home a girl like Kyouko would make your parents happy that you're not gay.
