What would you do if your waifu gets fat after marriage?
I'd feed her more.
>>288604112>What would you do if you become NTR-proof after marriage?Win, I guess. S.M.H....
>>288604112I'd get fatter too. If she goes for 100lbs, I'll go for 150. Violence is the key in any nonphysical relationship.
>>288604274The risk of being NTR by a black guy would increase tho.
>>288604112PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
>>288604112I would expect her to gain a little weight from multiple pregnancies but that would not be ok
>>288604112Have sex with her
>>288604772Well, if your waifu is not an active person and you plan to get her pregnant multiple times chances are she's gonna turn into a cow.
>>288604112I would go on an extreme workout regiment and once reaching an extremely buff state, like body builder level so I can carry her. Then I buy an expensive suit and whenever anyone approaches me and says to me "Maybe your wife should go on a diet..." id crush them with my sheer brute strength. After that I'd go to bed with my waifu and tell her how much I love her and fall asleep. Then the cycle repeats.
>>288604887Hello, Mr. Unchained.
>>288604883That woman in op's pic is a pig not a cow
>>288604409But anon, I am the black guy. Bix nood.
>>288604994Oh, nvm then.
>>288604981It's fine, fat girls come in different shapes (of roundness).
>>288604112Use her as a pillow to cuddle every night.
>>288604994>But anon, I am the black guyLike if you cried.
>>288604112>What would you doher. every day and night.
>>288604994then who was phone
>>288604972
>>288604972>>288606703Te voy a ser sincero, Baki...
>>288606703The prison arc in baki is my favouriteOliva is great
>>288604125Most extreme case of FPBP I've seen in my life
>>288604112Bob is a fairy, I'm not sure they can get fat. She is also a vampire, I don't think she can eat
>>288607572Vampires drink blood, so there's that.
>>288604112>What would you do if your waifu gets fat after marriage?Feed and pamper and spoil her even more. How else is a self-respecting man supposed to maintain his prize sow wife's figure?
>>288604112Cute fatty, sauce?
>>288604112
>>288608827Too skinny
>>288608726She's a Fate character. Her name is Baobhan Sith or something like that I think.
>>288604112That's a bit too much. Definitely need her to run on a treadmill (naked) (while I watch).
>>288604112get her even fatter
Seeing so many based architects here makes me proud.
>>288609122If by run, you mean lay down. If by treadmill, you mean sofa. If by watch, you mean feeding her slices of pizza
that's the dream right there
>>288605849Kino
>>288604112Real men get strong enough to lift their waifu no matter how big she gets.
>>288612546Should be canon.
>>288613081It is in my mind.
>>288610431how did they both become taller??? wtf if those characters are from the quintuplet anime then where are the other girls? this architect has broken the laws of euclidean geometry
>>288614923They are teenagers, they still have run to grow. As for the other 4 sisters, who knows. Itsuki is likely as fat or bigger than Yotsuba tho.
>>288604112Liposuction.>>288604125>>288607543Architects should not be gassed, but rather given the chair.>>288604994Mup da doo, didda!
>>288615252Gayest post ever.
>>288615288
>>288615334This but unironically.
>>288615252
>>288604112No one is saying the obvious thing because they are too afraid of the backlash so I'll say it: divorce her for Castoria
>>288615538>Implying Castoria wouldn't gain post-marriage weight either
Just imagine Stark's life with this lady once the ring is on her finger
>>288616694He's gonna spent most of his money into her for sure.
Wait you guys actually like obese landwhales? I thought it was a joke.
>>288616965faggot
>>288616965Yes, I 100% want my waifu to blow up like a cow after marrying her as a joke, just to laugh a bit, no sexual attraction involved at all, it's just a little passtime, nothing more.
>>288616965You new here?
>>288616922An architectural masterpiece requires some investment and time, after all
>>288604112Kill her.
>>288616694>>288616922even I wouldn't fuck fern
>>288619533You're heartless.
>>288619533So you're gay AND homicidal? I shudder to imagine what kind of household produced you
>>288620851She got so big the whole picture cannot show the entirety of her lol.
>>288619533why?
>>288620851
>>288604112I want a gamer gf who gets fat and nerdier the more we date.
>>288621063There comes a point where beauty becomes too great for our feeble human minds' capacity to comprehend, so we can only view snippets at a time
>>288622012Deep.
>>288604125this
Feed the fluff!
>>288607743I just love how much happier he looks the fatter she gets
>>288625874It's the only reaction to expect from THE master of architecture himself
>>288625874Yup, pretty based
>>288616965Attractive women are attractive regardless of their weight.
>>288625874He knows the good stuff fr.
>ya hear about anon's waifu? She's getting a 95lb mole taken off her ass
>>288628575Talking about Fern btw
>>288604112A real man should stay with their waifu no matter the conditions.
>>288604112DIVORCE
>>288607572
>>288604112as long as she's happy.
>>288630072Based.>>288630102Cringe.
>>288628575How dare you? That's a guy's wife!
>>288630924>Sea lioness courted by two ikemen>One of them also secretely a monsterI didn't expect my tokusatsu show to become a shojo at the mid point of the series.
>>288604112divorcewoman getting fat is like man losing his job
>>288604112renew wedding vowswoman getting fat is like man getting a promotion
>>288604112Spankings for making bad food.
>>288633160Gay.>>288633203Chad.
>>288604112I approve it
>>288604972>>288606703
>>288633492Oliva is the man I aspire to be.
>>288633492based
>>288637264My cute wife Yumehara...
>>288604112Help her work off the weight.
>>288638645>Help her work off the weight.I would never help anyone do such a vile, reprehensible thing
>>288639529It's part of her job to be in shape.
>>288604125fpbpThat's the dream
The fact of the matter is that your waifu WILL get fat. All women get fat eventually.
>>288638645>>288639869Must be me, but she looks like the kind of girl who gets plumper when she retires of her job.
>>288639869Plus size modeling exists, my dude. The fashion world could use more blobs in bikinis
>>288640205I like bottom right.
>>288604125FPBP>>288604274SPBP>>288604409unfortunately TPBP
>>288637641Your wife is adorable
>>288642145I commend the Saiki Kusuo author for making a cute fat girl despite not being a fat fetishist himself. That's very rare.
>>288611371Wanting to be strong enough for your wife doesn't have anything to do with wanting your wife to be easy to lift, and if you can't tell why then you are a fat fetishist using strength as an excuse.
>>288627630That's only true because putting on an unattractive amount of weight makes them no longer attractive women and therefore no longer part of the question
>>288639986No they don't, that's just your mom
>>288643853>putting on an unattractive amount of weightPreposterous. Weight is objectively attractive as long as it's increasing. No exceptions.
>>288645578There's a reason why genetics lead to people like you being abnormal.
>>288645630I know, I know. I'm not complaining, though. Abnormally high testosterone is simply a burden I have to bear.
>>288645789>I am a real Chad! I am a real Chad!
>>288616965>Those who get their laughs by pretending to be deranged perverts will inevitabley be swarmed by real pervert who think they are in good company-Decarte
>>288640089I imagine she might, but I don't think she'd ever want to really get fat.
I appreciate the honesty and sincerity architects always show. But at the same time I fear for the reality of deformed heads and double chins hits them alongside the obvious cases of health problems
>>288604112What anime is she from?
>>288646661That's the real quote
>>288648254I dunno, you'd have to be pretty delusional to think wanting a fat woman is genuinely an inherently masculine trait
>>288648302She's from Fate Grand Order.
>>288648962Which Fate Grand Order episode did she appear in?
>>288648706It is tho, ever since the beginning of times.
>>288648254This; architectposting often makes me chuckle, but obese women still disgust me.
>>288649771I mainly like obese women in anime style.
>>288649771I like 'em 2D AND 3D
chubby is nice but these actual blobs are grossThere is a limit
chubby is nice but these actual blobs are absolutely gorgeousThere is truly no limit
>>288646115Yep!
>>288625874Fat is power, fat is strength, fat is happiness.
>>288638645Instructions unclear
>>288648254>>288649651>>288649771>>288648706there is a physical precedent for it, increased BMI in women increases chances of conceiving twins and slightly reduces cardiovascular risk (if not too high), it also increases serum estradiol.you can reduce but not eliminate most associated health risks by removing poorly nutritious high glycemic index junk food and going slow and steady, it will also result in a better shape anywaybut there is a limit and going blobfag about it will just make you responsible for her health problems. take it from mr. Brosnan himself and don't fix what isn't broken.
>>288651909You're taking a fetish too seriously. We know being obese is unhealthy, but it's a fantasy for a reason.
>>288651966what i said applies to "normal" women in general in that it will reduce health risks and result in better visual shape and tactile sensation, it's just that architects have it worse.
>>288652887And I say you take a fetish way too seriously.
>>288604112That's a drawing
>>288655086And?
>>288630116I agree.
>>288653199fetish for what? healthy women with harmonious shapes who don't eat hotpockets and other trash devoid of nutrients? this isn't even about weight at this point even if it becomes increasingly important for architects.
>>288659304Please put your tampon in, ma'am.
>>288659304I don't know what you want to say.
>>288604883Post-pregnancy weight game is hot, but if she immediately whales it up just because you put a ring on her finger like in OP then that's a no-go.
>>288659717That's most women tho.
>>288659717I'm fine with either, really
>>288660693Wasted character.
>>288661427Shame too cuz her design is adorable
>>288604112feed
>>288604112Make her bigger.
>>288604112Then I get fat too. I've never been fat but enough eating should do it.
>>288662982Source of this?
>>288659673if you follow pierce brosnan's teachings correctly you can architect better buildings with relatively little health impact except maybe on the joints, if going for a skyscraper(blobfag territory) health risks are unavoidable but they can still be reducedthe average self architecturing woman typically has a diet consisting of fast food and oreos dipped in whole milk jugs, this goes directly against the teaching of pierce brosnan and obviously results in poorer health/appearance due to lower subcutaneous to visceral fat ratio(excess visceral fat is unhealthier).the same "teachings" apply regardless of weight anyway as said previously, it is just that architecture "amplifies" it if that makes sense.
>>288604112if she had my children then i think it's fair, more to love