Is Uma Musume the greatest horse anime of all time? Is Daiwa the greatest horsegirl of all time? Everything seems to indicate so.
>>288621952>Uma Musume the greatest horse anime of all timeSure>Daiwa the greatest horsegirl of all timeDefinitely not.
nice nature
>>288621952Need mommy Daiwa
>>288621952I prefer tachyon the most. Followed by digital. Then Scarlet. Then haru. And last Nature.
>>288621952>horse girl Those are cows.
>>288621952big titty umas should be breeding, not racing
>>288621986>Definitely not.vodka's ugly hands typed this
>>288621952Scarlet Sexo
>>288621952>Daiwa Scarlet thread spamming every day>shortens her name to the crown name>not even a top 100 JRA horse of all timeHoly fucking tourist.
>>288621986>Definitely notwho is it then?
>>288622013Wife.
if we're just going to tolerate scarletfag insisting to be the OP of every uma thread just as stubbornly as she insists on running up front, then can I continue to campaign for Vodka to supplant Lemon as the face of tomboys on /a/?
>>288622532No, /a/ belongs to Lemon !
>>288622532Go for it. Both Lemon and Vodka are ugly as shit.
>>288622532>Vodka to supplant Lemon as the face of tomboys on /a/nigga please
>>288622636bitch needs to start calling herself ore and buy a leather jacket or she will never be this cool
>>288622757w-who are you talking about specifically?
>>288621952>gacha-derived sludge>the greatest of anythinglol. lmao.
>>288623356>the greatest of anythingyes
>>288621986Vodka’s cool fingers typed this
>>288621952>>288623425Why does she look like Estelle Bright
>>288621952For me its manhattan cafe, sex voice
Flat carrot sex
>>288621952You have to go back.
>>288621952Makibaohbros...
>>288621952Umamusumes
>>288621952make way for an even faster uma with even bigger tits
>>288625378Can these breasts go in my face?
>>288625378>even bigger titsfalse advertisement
My girl Mejiro Ryan needs more appreciation
>>288621952Yes and Yes!
>>288625920kek
>>288622013If a girl closes her eyes while kissing you she isn't really into you. She's imagining you're someone else. Make with this information what you will.
>>288625833https://umamusume.jp/character/naritabrianhttps://umamusume.jp/character/daiwascarletofficial measurements don't lie
>>288625920imagine the look of horror she has on her face under there
>>288621952For me it's Obey Your Master
>>288626066This is one of the gayest post of all time
>>288626327>>288626346nice buzzwords... i didn't hear any rebuttals though
>>288626404Onus of proof ect ect
>>288626290The sparkles next to her suggest she thinks she looks cool.
Why is anon obsessed with fat horses
>>288626290Horror isn't the word I would use
>>288626404dumb khv, no shit people close their eyes when they kiss, you can't see anything when both faces are so closegod why is /a/ suddenly filled with virgins
>>288626252Daiwa is taller so her tits are proportionally bigger.
>>288627343God, I don't think I've ever felt such a strong urge to have sex in my life
>>288627369Please control your urges, alcohol.
>>288625378I prefer the shy cow horse myself
>>288627403She's hiding two melons in her shirt
>>288627403Literally the only thing Doto has going for her is her tits, she's wholly unlikeable otherwise.
But in the end, Vodka or Scarlet?
>>288627493Both are really good. But if I really had to choose one, then scarlet ig. Also anime for their rivalry when
I'm going to marry Vodka and Scarlet and have two daughters, Tamamo Cross and Tokai Teio
>>288627436Never speak ill of Doto in front of me again
>>288627493I really liked Dasca after doing her career and story.
>>288627585You need to get a blessing from my wife first, and by blessing I mean testing
>>288627493Yeah. Both. They're practically inseparable; neither of them are as good characters without the other. And the horses they were inspired by were also both amazing.
>>288625378Eat your vegetables
>>288627535>>288627655I couldn't have been more satisfied with these answers.
gyarumas
>>288623356>gacha
>>288627343literally the opposite is true, B91 is a greater proportion of 160cm height compared to B90 and 163cm heightlooks like torenasan needs some more wit training...
>>288627913Daiwa's extra height means as a power move she can stand chest to chest and stack her boobs on top of Brian's like the gigastacy that she is. They're on top, therefore they're bigger.
>>288627841. . .are bvilt for ojiisan's
This sexual conversation is in very good taste, please don't stop!
>>288627535>Also anime for their rivalry whennever. enjoy anime adaptations of cingray and stablo in 2030
This bawdy ribaldry is in awful taste, stop at once!
None of these characters attractive. They're overdesigned.
>>288628284Of course they are, they need to stand out.
>>288628073wtf she can't just do that to Vodka's oitan
>>288627535It's really difficult to make an anime about their rivalry, and the dramatic shake-up to the entire sport that the dominance of two mares had, when every character is already a girl. Like Cinderella Gray had a horrible time adapting the "gray horses can't run" thing, you can imagine how awkward it would be trying to emphasise how profound the victories of "umamusume that wear ribbons on their left ear instead of the right".
>>288621952>already forgotten>Oguri Flopped>no good anime, no new movies or specials>nobody cares about Star Blossom>horses are slowly dying and the golden age of Japanese horse racing has ended>threads banned on /v/Sad
>>288628418please, stop!
>>288628305Rei and Asuka were iconic in their time and yet their designs were wonderfully simple. I hate to bring up that piece of shit but Bl** Arc**ve, for all its faults and all the generic characters filling the roster, knows how to design simple but memorable characters.
>>288628504Yeah right. Rice Shower's design alone mogs any character you'd find in Bl** Arc**ve.
>>288627343>>288627913But whose ass is fatter?
>>288628618>Brian: H85>Dasca: H82Brian is still biggerDasca surprisingly actually doesn't have much ass compared to her tits
>>288628618They're elite of the elite runners, training all their lives in the pursuit of speed. All umamusume would have asses as firm as titanium and toned like diamonds. Not sure if you could call such an ass "fat".
>>288628684Brian is about as feminine as a burst sausage so you'd never even notice her assets.
>>288628771and yet this banchoustack is my wife
>>288629026A terrible fate, truly. Nah I jest, Brian's great, even if she's the least based council member.Also Daiwa's waist is narrower so her curves will be more emphasised.
when are the next free gibs, I need to roll for this god damn brat
>>288629114Friggin brat tore 22000 carots out of my account. Didn't pull any other SSR's in the process besides Smart Falcon.
>>288629136You don't get SSR cards out of uma pulls. Where you talking about the SSR speed?
>>288626950>you can't see anything when both faces are so closePeople have done it eyes open or opening midway anon.
>>288629166Kek, I meant 3 star umas.
making a bush tierlistany suggestions?
>>288629338Wouldn't they all shave since they're full time sprinters?
>>288629354tachyon notably doesn't take care of herself very well and hayahide is the one with lots of hair so it just makes sensebesides considering the contrivances around racewear aerodynamics i don't think it would change anything
>>288629354fatass (affectionate)
>>288629338Look at me in the eye and tell me this woman has ever touched a razor
>>288629377Makes sense. In that case:>Oguri Cap, close shave, but it isn't tidy, she just gets it done but she's too lazy to do it properly>Super Creek, kept in check, she thinks having some hair is more motherly>Rice Shower, kept in check, she doesn't like shaving because it's embarrassing and she's super awkward about her own pussy, but has to trim it back for comfort>Agnes Digital, full bush because she's a complete girlfailure and has no self-respect>Maruzensky, clean shaven, as an undefeated racing legend she's all about aerodynamics and optimization, but she'll claim it's simply more comfortable>Winning Ticket, clean shaven for no reason other than she's a complete masturbation addict>Daiwa Scarlet, trimmed neatly to a standard she considers "perfect">Vodka, can't be bothered unless Daiwa gets angry from getting hairs in her mouth, in which case she just shaves it all>Tamamo Cross, doesn't grow pubes, which is good because she's too stingy to buy a razor>Gold Ship, trims her pubes to look like eyebrows and glues googly eyes just above her slit
>>288629502>>Gold Ship, trims her pubes to look like eyebrows and glues googly eyes just above her slitI lost here
>>288629502what would your waifu think if she found out this is what you spend your time thinking about?
I might have to roll for Brian if only for the fact that having Vodka lipsync her song makes her look like a fangirly dorkactually who am I kidding, Uokka is just so fucking cool
I need to bury my head in the flat chests of Vodka
>>288630127total flat supremacy
>>288627343>>288628073That's a middle schooler
>>288630246Vodka having a thing for big tits and Daiwa having a thing for small tits would be cute.
>>288628771>Brian is about as feminine as a burst sausageI wouldn't want it any other way.
I like Supa Creeku because she reminds me of my nee san. I have her as my homepage uma too.
>>288631619>reminds me of my nee san>uses big belly Super Creek photoIs there anything you want to tell us anon?
>>288621952> Is Daiwa the greatest horsegirl of all time
>Daiwatoo old
>>288621952>Bolt on tittiesEw, learn to draw. I like big boobs, but they are more than just balls in front of ribs.
>>288630364Out of 10.
>>288631745Anon the swimsuit is pushing them up.
>>288631619>for year this was only anime version of 1988 Arima Kinen
>>288629260Oh yeah that makes sense.Did you get Sweepy from 140 pulls? Because that was not clear in your post if you got her from 22000 carats, or you only had that much carats, and used them all without success.Are you enjoying Falcon's story?
>>288631760And they're also mid-bounce from the high speed.
Narita Brian would make a great anime. She could be an even a bigger draw than Oguri Cap. She just has "it."
>>288631913She have role in Star Blossom, so it's less likely she will get full show for herself, maybe if they do something in style of movies
>>288621952>Is Uma Musume the greatest horse anime of all time?the lack of competition put it there by default.>s Daiwa the greatest horsegirl of all time?Of c'horse.
>>288631913>>288631978I hope the next show isn't based on any uma's career and is just the whole cast doing cute things.
>>288632009We have Umayon for that
>>288632041Umayon is more of a sketch comedy.
>>288631913>She just has "it."Syphilis?
>>288632083Charisma.
>>288631619How many kids?
>>288622532For starters, Lemon is great. More importantly, Mejiro Ryan is the best tomboy in Umamusume and it's not even close.
For me, it's Fuji Kisexo.
>Brian Brian BrianWhat about her sister?
>>288632009ThisGive me a 3 episode OVAs like the BNW one, I want to see a bunch of unrelated umas interacting with each other instead of just their gen-mates
>>288632320I just can't take any tomboy seriously that talks your head off that much about strength training with arms that small caring those ridiculous balloons
>>288632361>big headLOLLLLL LMAO ROFL
>>288632488Full of smarts.
>>288632472She's not nearly as big as some other umas in the balloon dept. Besides, any uma can pull a car out of a ditch or do tire training with the spare tire of a Caterpillar 797.And real talk, strong people usually don't look like body builders. There's show muscle and there's go muscle.That said, I get where you're coming from. She really doesn't look very muscular. I guess Uma's don't get swole so much as get dense.
>>288632585also she is entirely not embarrassed enough to be enmaided
>>288632645She's secretly happy to be feminine. The only one who doesn't believe she can be beautiful is herself.
>>288622403>who is it then? Rice of course
season 4 WHEN
>>288623356The anime came out years before the gacha
Ushi Musume Milky Derby
All these umas have nothing on Cafe.>Straight up rapes you in her hot springs event>Sunday silence joins in for ghost oyakodon
>>288627493>BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH
I wish Japan wouldn't have been weak and made the umas massive but not reveal it until they showed the first race.
>>288633010But anon, then you'd have Tazuna and Akikawa, the totally ordinary human beings, be ten feet tall too.
is goldship still the mascot of the brand ?
>>288631913To honest I would to see series focused on her, regardless of her role in SB. I don't think she is level of Oguri, but I still want her show, I even think some UMA who already had their show deserve something more proper. Like Special Weekand rest of Golden Gen or Kitasan
>>288633010They could at least use smaller big Uma version
>>288633224who else would it be
>>288632942>puts the pillow on his head>everything else is a blurYeah no he was umapyoi'd apparently all night long.
which uma would survive the longest on a deserted island?
>>288633420The one with the biggest hump.
Teio > Kita > Oguri >Spe
for me it's the jobber
>>288632860because anime is cheaper and quicker to produce than a game you cargo cultist
Imagine the smell.
>>288631913I would hope it would turn out a lot better than her game story chapter, sucks to see my wife get the spotlight in the Team Sirius story for a chapter only for it to actually be one of the weakest main story chapters out of all of them including Main Story 2. It was just "lol brian winz" to "fuck she can't run like before the injury" to "dude what if you just trained with your rivals last minute to instantly overcome the slump lmao", in comparison her training story was already a lot better than that and it was still a year 1 story. It's a long shot though for Brian to get her own anime when she's already gotten main story treatment and heavy focus in SB
>>288636440>>288636503
Wife
>>288636550>>288621952>bootleg Estelle Bright
>>288631986Nice fanservice.
>>288636516Your wife has a boy's name, dude.
>>288633194What are you implying
I like El Condor Pasa.
>>288631460More like Tamamo Cross Fit
can an uma outrun a bullet?
>>288632361She's my favorite.
>>288638070oh no?!?!
>>288635013But it came first and had zero references to the gacha (that didn't exist when it came out) though?
>>288638549Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
why isn't there any uma racism in the game or anime?
>>288639105do you think things only start existing when they appear on your filthy chinkpad screen or what
>>288639867Racism against Umas? They're strong and attractive
>>288639867Its canon that Special Week doesnt like brown chestnut horses.
>>288639880Wtf are you even trying to argue about here?>gacha-derivedCharacters from the anime and game are completely different characters with different personal arcs and even personality. The anime is its own thing, same with the gacha.
>>288640054can you be autistic and ignorant of what a media mix is somewhere else?
>>288640087Tell me then, what exactly is gacha-derived about it? Which gacha elements are present in the anime?
I just glad uma musume has anime and manga so i can ejoy the horsegirls without having to play a dreaking gatcha game.Also, love me some delicious brown michel my baby.
>>288640274I dreaked ur mum last night
>>288640274Americans in umaworld are so lucky it's insaneThey literally can't suffer
>>288640165seriously stop
>>288640347>nothingYep thought so.Sorry bub but I'm gonna have to diagnose you with terminal Uma Derangement Syndrome.
>>288640334noooo big uma don't BLACK me I would hate that hahahaha
>>288640334>>288640274>Basketball American horse got dominated by horse called "Obey Your Master"How did they get away with it?
>>288640682
>>288631619Was your grandmother a horse girl?
>>288628771They let a cow into Tracen
I want Michelle to princess carry me
I want Obey Your Master to princess carry me
The fact I'll have to wait forever for the kino scenarios and umas I want to roll is painful bros
I dropped season 2 and 3 but loved the movie and Cinderella Gray. I haven't consumed the game.My top 4 are Obey Your Master, Agnes Tachyon, and Dicta Striker, and TM Opera O.What other horses fall into the "really cool" tier?
>>288641818tokai teio, tamamo cross, vodka, daiwa scarlet...
>>288641818Season 2 was the best, though, by far, you enormous turbofaggot.
>>288641818the movie didn't grab me as much as it did others, but I loved cinderella gray
>>288641845I may have dropped it through lack of patience granted.>s2>Tokai Teio is the mc now? Lame I wanted a new horse>s3>Teio's gropie now? LameI'll get around to them>>288641835>TamamoAh right, she is pretty cool
>>288632436>I want to see a bunch of unrelated umas interacting with each other instead of just their gen-matesYeppers. As much as I like the movies, none of them have been able to really capture the best best part of the game; a massive school setting with lots of random interactions between different umas.
>>288642359I share the same opinion. I think Pretty Derby is the closest thing to it, but Cinderella Gray lacked a bit of that.
>>288642402Pretty Derby is definitely the closest we have to the tone of the game itself. I also think that while they can keep making movies about different gens and horses careers, unless they remake the Golden Generation or pick a longer period like Showagumi, there really isn't much left in keiba that translates into a 2 cour anime with the current cast.
Living the married life with team Spica and make a family of champions
>>288621952>DaiwaHow can she run so fast when she's so fat?
>>288642700 Is Teio taller than a special week?
>>288642724the prevalence of successful umas with bountiful tits and ass leads me to believe it doesn't really affect their speed
Sirius > Spica
>>288621952That is one fast cow
>>288632436I miss those, they were a lot of fun and it was a great way to pit a lot of different gens against each other in the relay race not to mention having a bunch of Brian scenes with her previous voice. tbdesu there should be another relay race type of OVA that incorporates dirt and shorter distances for those umas in addition to the classics turf umas who got the focus last time
Vodka ugly
Vodka beautiful
>>288641835What's so cool about Vodka and Scarlet? They just hecking grrrrr rival each other right? (S1 only here)
>>288644827Their design is cool, and I also liked their more intimate, competitive personality
>>288628418>horses are slowly dyingWe all are, anon.
Why do umas eat meat? Aren't horses herbivores?
>>288644961Never seen a horse eat a bird?
Hishi Akebono!
i noticed in my home board that none of the zoomers had never heard about this anime until the gacha game was releasedour countrys top black metal artist is known for liking this anime and only now they figured where it was from
>>288644961because it tastes good and umas are slaves to their desire
VODKA UGLY
>>288644827oh yeah from season 1 you wouldn't have any reason to think they're cool, they're just complete fucking dorks in there and honestly in everything but their individual training stories in the game. the reason why their rivalry is cool is that they were both incredible once-in-a-lifetime mares - Dasca was the first mare in 37 years to win Arima and Vodka was the first mare in 64 years to win DAAAABI. this gets a little awkward to adapt though when every hors is now an uma musume with a fertile umanko. their hype race against each other was the fall Akiten where their photo finish took like half an hour to deliberate on
Men couldn't get thirstier...TT
>>288640274>love me some delicious brown michel my baby
magic isn't real
>>288645438no replies to mine post or threads eitherimma sleep now good night
