Why does this character make chuds seethe so hard?
the small dick joke hits too close to home
>>288689518Never insult a man's penis, bitch. We aren't liable for what happens afterwards.
>>288689518would be funny if stark uses the spell and tells fern she's fat
>>288689535you don't need a spell to see that she's fat
Why does OP suck so much cock? Is it good for you? The dust has now settled but it's time to apologize.
>>288689461beacuse she acts like a real women and not like their uwu waifu's
>>288690776Accurate
Fern is fat.
>>288690981>162 cm>67 kgYeah she's a big one
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Chud here, I like fern.
>>288689461She's a grown ass woman that acts like a petulant toddler. If I wanted to experience that I'd visit my sister.
>>288689461she owes me sex
>>288691018She's just a little over the ideal for her height, which would make her a little plump at best.
>>288693030the ideal for her height would be 49 kg
>>28869101825% of that weight is booba
>>288691881Only sensible post itt.
>>288691881can i visit your sister?
>>288693030Fern is obese.
Small dick jokes always mindbreak /a/. Only Korean react worse.
>>288689461Do people hate this character? I always see a certain artist make cuckqueen porn of her, I assumed it was because the male character is always cucked in doujin or the animu or something. Is it really because of a dick joke?
>>288694932I could tell by just looking at her.
>>288689461Because she's actually just mean.
>>288691881>She's a grown ass woman that acts like a petulant toddlerso every women on earth
not enough facesitting art of her with frieren
>>288696479some franchise having putrid porn has more to do with its popularity (especially in the west) rather than the characters themselves
>>288689518It's this. Fern completely mindbroke /a/ by reminding them size absolutely matters for women.
>>288691018She is indeed fat. I am 178 cm and 55kg.
>>288689461She's fat and dumb
>>288697818I guess that’s true but I don’t think I’ve seen it for the female character before until now. Then again, it is one guy who’s doing it. I just assumed they saw the red haired dude as their self insert and got pissed over his treatment in fandom.
>>288698522Yet you're missing the baby in the picture, which proves that as long as you can protect your woman and make her feel safe, you win in the end.Sad men don't learn this lesson and focus on penises instead.
>>288689461I need Fern to bully my small penis with her tits.
>>288698522Fern is a smart girl. She can enjoy Stark's big, thick, strong and powerful hands while always having a leverage over him. Thanks to his embarrassing, little secret it's even easier for her to have him wrapped around her finger.
>>288698522uuhhm actually ... what is she implying here?
>>288689461shes fine
>>288689461but she's perfect
>>288689518/thread
>>288703328He is only small while flaccid
>>288689518ouchies
>>288703328kek
>>288689461>chudsWhat does this word mean?
>>288705686Nowadays, literally nothing. Every twitch streamer and gamer girl calls themselves chuds
>>288689461They have tiny dicks and they've been malding for years about Fern making one (1) joke about dick size.
>>288689461Dunno, maybe because she's a fat cow.
>>288689461Does she?
>>288702418>first thought of a dude with a small cock is "protect the woman!!"classic
>>288689461Name one thing that is positive about this girl that isn't her body.
>>288707319She's very smart and a good girl.
>>288707319I could name plenty.
>>288706081Can you milk a Fern?
>>288691018First one to talk gets to stay in my flight spell.
>>288705686Chud (chud beloglazaya, Russian: чудь белогла́зая) are an ancient mythical people within Russian[3] and Finno-Ugric (in particular Komi and Sámi) folklore. Similar legends are known among the Siberian Tatars and Mansi about the Sabirs/Savirs, among the Altai people about the Buruts, and among the Nenets about the Sikhirtya. Legends describe the Chud as white-eyed, short-statured people who were incredibly wealthy. In Komi myths, they live "like animals" in the forests, eating game and wearing animal skins. However, when Stephen of Perm came to them wanting to baptize them and the Russian tsar demanded tax from them, the Chud went into hiding underground with all their enormous wealth. Other Komi sources describe the Chud people as black, anthropomorphic creatures with shaggy hair and pig legs. They lived in a universe where the distance from the earth to the sky could be measured by an outstretched arm of a woman. This compression of space conditioned the small size of the people and the world (i.e. the grass was like a forest - they could hide themselves underneath the teeth of a harrow). During these times, crops grew by themselves, people did not suffer from famine, children walked and spoke from birth, and death was non-existent. This perfect world became our imperfect world due to the erratic and offensive behavior of these people (e.g. digging pits on arable land, mowing grass with chisels, chopping trees with knives, and wiping the sky with dirty cloths). These actions angered the sky God, and so the sky rose high, the crops were less prosperous and the Chud people were replaced with humans. Unlike the Chud, Humans became taller and whiter. They could not walk and speak from birth, but gained the ability to think and use logic. Unable to adapt and bear this new world, the Chud people buried themselves in a pit, which appeared to be death by suicide. The remaining Chud people were transformed into what are now known as Demons.
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