>"watch this bro it's peak">try watching it in the living room>there's a totally weird shower scene>mom walks on meNow my mom and pastor think I jack off to loli in the living room>later I get a text from my pastor asking if I am doing all right
Why would you ever watch anime in your living room?I’d have a hard time doing that even if I lived by myself simply because someone could drop in unexpectedly.
>>288754463Cause I like watching stuff on a big screen?
>>288754463>someone could drop in unexpectedlyhow? the door is locked, retard. you oversocialized sõygoons really don't have a clue what life without constantly being surrounded by other people is like.
>>288754423>is just fiction pastor, I don't have something to share with youThere is your answer.
>>288754423dumb faggot pretending to be a dumb underage normalfag
>>288754423I can confirm this is factual, I am the pastoryou should be fucking older women (like me, I'm fucking your mom)
>>288754507Yeah but what if they knock and you don’t hear them so they start looking through windows and see you watching?If they knock, you have to turn the anime off and turn it to something else before you go answer the door.Some retard on the street could see your tv through a window or something depending on your house.It’s just too risky.
>>288754499Go get a decent sized tv in your room little bro
>>288754767Why are you watching something you'd be ashamed to if people knew/
>>288754787Why aren’t you?
>>288754423yeah bro i watch bro monogatari in my room bro and my mom said im a failure bro cmon mom im only 37 the fuck you saying about job bro my mom thibks i goon to hachikuji ass bro but thats not tru i only goon to shinobu feets bro i actually like the character writing bro not only the sweaty armpits of my queen waifu bro. hope you doing all right bro, keep watching peak.Anon.
>>288754820Because that's a retarded way to live? Either don't watch shit you're ashamed of or watch it without shame.
>>288754423Convert to catholicism, I heard the priests are way more into loli.
>>288754423>>later I get a text from my pastor asking if I am doing all right>Yeah I'm alright. Currently watching a show called no game no life it's peak give it a try
>>288754423You got the Real Japanese anime experience. Since they watch it on tv lmao.
>>288755934>bro doens't even know the difference between loli and shota
>>288754423>>288754463Not exactly anime but had the exact same situation happen but worse>in living room watching Apocalypse Now on huge tv>after the exhilarating helicopter and jungle fighting boat scenes get to a slow paced plantation dinner scene>then the MC goes with one of the French girls and she starts stripping for him >at that time sister and her friends walk in from the hallway>Oh anon didn't know you were here>Well we'll just let you continue what you were>doing>pointing to the paused French tits on tv>Before I could even say, wait it's actually a war film, they walk away gigglingThe horror.
>>288755973WTF what do you guys watch it on? Your phone?
>>28875610770 inch LCD in my locked room on the wall across from my bedIt's a bolt lock too so no matter what they can't come in unless they knock
>>288756162>>288754463The problem is not watching anime in your living room, the problem is watching this pedo shitI could watch naruto or bleach with my grandma ffs
Truly some bad b8
>>288754423>Now my mom and pastor think I jack off to loli in the living roomAre they wrong?
>>288754423>Dad walks in.>Looks at anime girl on my computer screen.>Looks at me.>Opens his eyes and mouth really wide."Hayooo! Samuraii! Ikebana!">Leaves, chuckling to himself.Every time.
>>288754423bait
