>In a 1 on 1 fight, everyone on this board would lose to her.Pathetic. Truly pathetic.
>>288760629Megu
>>288760629I think I would win in the end
>>288760629well that chest is very distracting
>>288760629Who says we have to fight? I only desire to have her as a cool aunt for the babies I have with Komekko.
>>288760951You become their property
She treats her pets well.
>>288760992Dude fuck I don't wanna do this bitch's dishes and laundry and clean her filthy ass room for the rest of my life, that sucks
Is she psychotic?
>>288761360She is wrong in the head, yes.
>>288760629Whats her maximum yield?
>>288761733She's still young so we don't know her MAXIMUM kaboom yet.
>>288761733You'd need to lock her in a room with a Fat Man to see how much she yields
>>288762124Did this guy have sex with....?
>>288762439No. He never gets laid (outside of the kid he already has and the maids he's probably fucking or whatever; he just never gets to screw Darkness) and dies horribly at the hands of a devil he tried to jew out of a contract. At least I'm pretty sure he died. It's been a hot minute since I last read the novels.
>>288762439NoLike many other things in this series, he subverts expectations. He is not an ugly bastard archetype at all, he just wanted a wife for his son. In the anime anyway, haven't read the novels.
>>288760629>place hands on waist or under armpits>lift>hold in air at arm’s length What now, idiot?
>>288762512Megumin is actually physically really strong on account of her obscenely high level. She can almost certainly kick the average grown man's ass with little issue.
>>288762593>video game mechanics>puts all her points into explosion and none into strength>therefore she’s actually really strong???
>>288762496>In the anime anywaySomeone skipped the 3rd season
>>288762708Stats increase with level. Unless you're Aqua whose intelligence is so fucking non-existent that it literally can't. Kazuma explicitly states in the novels that Megumin is physically much stronger than him because he levels so slowly while she's a fucking exp vacuum who probably has one of the highest levels in the world by the end of the series.
>>288762496>He is not an ugly bastard archetype at all, he just wanted a wife for his son.He wants a wife for his son because he intends to steal said son's body himself to fuck Darkness in it. Eventually he nixes that idea and just tries to force her into marrying him directly.
>>288762786Well that’s lame.
>>288762708I wish she'd be in a good videogame...
>>288762721>>288762800I seeNevermind then, guess I'm retarded. That's somehow even worse than an ugly bastard.
>>288762823There is LITERALLY no way to make Megumin a fun to play video game character.
>>288762816That's how most video games work too, anon. Your stats go up when you level, but you also have means of specialization. In Megumin's case, that's dumping all of her skill points (read: different than stats) into anything that can possibly enhance her Explosion. It's not as though she's super strong compared to adventurers who are of a class that emphasizes physical strength. She's just so high level that she's substantially stronger than a normal person as a result, and even stronger than the average Archwizard as a result. It really can not be overstated how much exp she farms throughout the series. That said she doesn't exactly have means of talking advantage of her physical strength being that she's a one-pump chump who collapses after a single spell cast until she gets to farm mana and commit war crimes on the Demon King's castle.
>>288760629Either I start far enough away that she might miss her explosion or lose track of me, or we start close enough that she can't explode, meaning I can grab her for an instant-win.
>>288762858If you can only control her, yeah. Same for Darkness because she misses everything. But if it's a FE tactics type game it can work. Or a Tales Of party style game. Characters would have to strategically cover up each other's weaknesses.
>>288762825Yeah, he's a huge piece of shit. Gets what's coming to him, at least thanks to Vanir being the fucking man.
>>288762905Darkness would be perfect for the "try not to cum" titles, where the more damage she takes the more likely she is to cum.Make it a bullet hell.
>>288762898Well that’s lame.
>>288763087I think it's pretty alright. I'm not generally a fan of leveling systems in isekai, but Konosuba is a comedy so it doesn't really bother me.
>>288760629my dick would lose for surethere would be an explosion
>recently broke up with a brunette girl who promised to cosplay her for meIt still hurts anons
>>288763348Why did you break up, anon?
>>288763355She was toxic, mild BPD, a jirai kei, massive drain on my finances, and a bit of a shitlib.
>>288763385hope the sex was good at least
>>288763385skill issue
>>288763385>mild BPDReason enough. Virgin /a/nons have no idea how bad it is to stick your dick in crazy. Especially with the crazy waits to manifest until after you do it. Some cry because it's over, anon. Smile because it's over.
>>288763554Don't cry**
>>288763554This tbdesuThe only people who want a "yandere gf" or whatever the fuck are people who have only experienced it in fiction. Dealing with that in real life is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT worth it. Ever.
>>288763554bpd pussy is fire
50 KIDSMAYBE MORE
>>288763385kek you're just listing off every possible undersirable trait lemme guess, she wasn't good looking either?>>288763584That's how most fantasies work retard. Few people actually want them IRL
>>288763594Yes, crazy pussy is great. Life-changing, even. But never for the better. For me it was Histrionic Personality Disorder. Absolute hell. Fortunately she was so insane that I can look back on it and laugh my ass off in retrospect. Wish I still had the texts from that crazy bitch.
>>288763619>lemme guess, she wasn't good looking either?The crazy ones are almost always hot. Or at the bare minimum know how to make themselves look hot with makeup.
>>288763619>Few people actually want them IRLAnd those are the ones I'm talking about and talking to, you fucking retard.
>>288763655Yeah, the idea that there aren't men who are naïve enough to chase crazy pussy is nonsense. There absolutely are. Some men practically make it a sport and end up suffering the consequences.
>>288760629Well, she has level advantage.>>288760951She steals your money. Possibly also your shoes.
this thread needs less larp and more megus
>>288761360a daring synthesis
>>288761958That's probably several times the Tzar bomb.
>>288763554>not out bpding the girlSkill issue.
>>288763619>lemme guess, she wasn't good looking either?No, she looked great. A little minx. You kinda have to be when you're into the jirai kei community.
CRIMSON DEMON TOTAL WIFEING AND IMPREGNATING!!!I MUST MARRY AND IMPREGNATE YUNYUN!!!
>>288762593The fact that any /a/non trying to attack her would get physically BTFO is hilarious.
>>288764065This kind of ruins my image of her…
>>288764040I've heard the spin-off sucks so I've never bothered reading nor watching it. Shame because would all of those girls except Komekko.
>>288762858>use explosion with no drawbacks It’s that easy
>>288760629>uses one spell>gets tired>beat the shit out of her
Can anyone actually post definitive proof that Megumin is endgame?
>>288763584I still don’t see the problem if she doesn’t know where you live
>>288764065>Step 1: Cast Explosion>Step 2: Annihilate a massive swathe of monsters/a Demon King General>Step 3: ?????>Step 4: Profit!She's already ridiculously high level by ordinary adventurer standards just as far as the anime has gotten. Next season she's going to casually one-shot a Demon King General with an incantationless Explosion. She doesn't even need to chant them anymore. She just does it for the love of the game.
>makes your dick explode in you're path
>>288764138settin yourself up for failure anon
>>288764121There's a side-story that Mishima published online after the LN ended where she and Kazuma go on a date, but that's about it. He left a ton of shit unresolved because he ostensibly wants to write a sequel. Him not giving closure to ___Iris___ is especially infuriating.
>>288764065Fortunately I have a friend who can help me out. As many times as necessary and in sensitive places.
>>288760688...is the future Demon King.
>>288763860This guy draws great Megus
>>288764210>...is the future Demon King's source of trauma.
>>288764210>...is the future Demon King's sister
I wish this artist did more Megumin.
>>288764303My wives.
>>288760629>everyoneyou say that as though you don't know she has one big obvious weakness
>>288764324She doesn't need Explosion to beat the shit out of ordinary people. Least of all the people who use /a/.
i need to impregnate Yunyun so hard
>>288764324A weakness that you can only exploit if you survive her attack. You will not survive her attack.
>>288764417Only if she sees me coming from a distance. If I'm less than 10 meters away when the fight starts she can't attack me without killing herself.
>>288764526Read the thread kek. She can just fuck you up with her bare hands.
She would look cool in 地雷系 style.
>>288764566In what now?
>>288764405You'll have to schedule an appointment well in advance. She just started working on mine, she should have a uterus spot available in about 9 months.
>>288764577Jirai-kei. Literal landmine fashion.
is megu legal? shes 15 right? thats an adult in isekai.
>>288764620IIRC she turns 15 during the novels, which is considered an adult in that setting from what I recall.
>>288760629>get in close >grab her with my man body>grope her sensitive nipples>anal>vaginal>bukkakeCan't beat the cock.
>>288764640>vaginalUnnecessary.
I love when her face gets like this, I get cute aggression from it
>>288764674It's funny, yes. And cute
>>288764659I'm a 100% completion kind of man.
>>288764659Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXz8mpemB0Iris would have been reduced to dust if one of Megumin's fists landed on her.
>>288764748Iris is 100x more OP physically than Megumin due to being given every possible powerup as a kid. She has Darkness tier stats but actually knows how to use a sword
>>288764748The princess is actually stupid strong due to heroes being married into the royal family and having hero kids.
>>288764797>>288764807Megumin can still beat herWitht he power of love
>>288764797>>288764807Megumin is also an Archwizard, and stat growth is at least somewhat determined by class. Megumin is only as strong as she is because he gets solo exp on hide groups of mobs and last hits on Demon King Generals. Except for Wolbach. She gets the ONLY hit on Wolbach. But yeah, Iris would break Megumin in half with one finger. She's also similarly destructive, without the same concern for running OOM. She's a fucking Dragonslayer.
>>288764826Iris is better at that too, sorry
>>2887648612girls1boyblue_plate_special
>>288764883but which one gets the front side and which one has to get in back?
Adventuring with her would be so much fun...
SCAMMING HORNY RETARDS WITH MEGUMIN
>>288764970Kazuma thinks it's fucking miserable and he seems like a pretty reasonable guy so I'll take his word for it.
>>288764303curvy Megumin >>> loli Meguminhas to be very flat though
>>288765010Kazuma is just being a tsundere. He repeatedly chooses to stay with his party when given the opportunity to reincarnate in Japan.
>>288765010>he seems like a pretty reasonable guyKazuma is a dumb loliNEET who is extremely fast to blame everyone else when things go wrong, but never admits his own (constant) fuckups.
>>288764157>fuck bpdemon >only go over her house >keep my job a secret >record all of our conversations What could possibly go wrong?
>>288764931Crimson Demons have sensitive gag reflexes. Princesses have none.
>>288765010He's a collage flunky.
>>288761733The one from the movie seems about as strong as the tsar bomba
>>288760629Will she be able to fight back against my secret rape techniques when she’s lying motionless on the ground?
>>288765010No he doesn't. He chooses to stay with the girls knowing he'll keep dying even when given chances to return to his original safer world. He becomes good bros with all of them. He loves them.
>>288765100She uses her secret defensive technique, "Can't Rape the Willing."
>medieval fantasy world>has a choker???
>>288765191If you take it off, she becomes uncontrollably slutty.
>>288765126I was just kidding. He bitches about them a lot, but he loves all three of them. He just thinks Aqua is completely unfuckable.
>>288765191The medieva have slaves, you know?
>>288765215so it does nothing?
>>288765191>entire culture based on chuuni stereotypes inherited from their mad scientist, Japanese creator fucking with them and giving them retarded names as a jokeAbsolutely shocking that such a character would wear a choker.
>>288763348should've held out for the cosplay bro
>>288765067>>only go over her houseThis is how you get your tires slashed/a GPS tracker hidden on your vehicle.
>>288765129Looks like consensual rape magic is what she prefers the most
>>288765232How many eris for this one?
>>288765191the choker keeps the robe in place
>>288765274If she’s getting away with all of that with me recording everything then I have to be dealing with some simp cops
>>288762823why would anyone only need to play with one hand...?
>>288765328>dealing with some simp copsThat's exactly how countless men have had their lives upended and destroyed by crazy women. The justice systems in every civilized country on Earth massively favor women as a protected class.
>>288764970>get isekaied>still have no arms>coins swap in my pockets so Megumin keeps me around>she hates how much I slow her down>begrudgingly helping me with basic tasks so she's not stuck waiting for hours
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89nXYhnjWZ8
>>288765416>>get isekaied>>still have no arms:(
She could just blow us all up. We can't do much about it.
>>288762899She is physically stronger than you
>>288765355Yea they’re protected but with visual evidence there’s no way anything is going to happen. Let’s not pretend like women never go to jail either
>>288760629If you survive the explosion she can't do anything though.
>>288765534>If you survive the explosion>"If you survive the atomic bomb detonated directly in top of you, you might be able to shoot down the pilot."Pretty big "if".
Imagine if she got isekai'd to our world.
>>288762816>not wanting to be pinned and dominated by a cute girlnerd
>>288765644She'll feel existential dread from seeing nuke reels and data and will faint at close up fpv drone footage. She can only do one explosion a day, and when she finds out our civilization can set off bombs all day, she'll feel inadequate to the point of becoming a NEET.
>>288760629Why is she like this?
>>288765719>She can only do one explosion a dayThis isn't always true.
>>288765719So THAT is how we ended up with this picture.
>>288765602If I’m friends with Aqua I can be revived if this scenario is about someone being isekai’d
>>288765745I don't get the appeal of this kink, but you do you, anon.
Megumin is just so cool. She's the coolest.
>>288766163That's Megumin's kink um actually
>>288766280It still fucks with my brain that Megumin hesitated to save Komekko's life just for her explosion. She has some serious mental issues.
No....she's a caster. All you have to do is close the distance and she'll get fucked up.
>>288763554BDP sex is literally the best sex you'll have in your life. The only issue is to not get attached to them.
>>288766376>The only issue is to not get attached to them.That won't keep them from getting attached to the sense of gratification they give you.
>>288766477you give them**
>>288765719She would eventually discover smartphones and learn tiktok dances
If I had a BPD girlfriend how would I go about controlling her and ideally fixing her? Should I threaten suicide to get what I want?
I lost my virginity to a girl with BPD and it wasn't that great and it certainly wasn't worth the fear that she'd kill herself if I broke up with her
>>288766534The hallmark characteristic of BPD is that they literally can't control themselves and this nigga wants to control them lmao
>>288766606Anything is possible with a shock collar and some elbow grease
>>288766534>Should I threaten suicide to get what I want?"Do it! Then I'll fucking kill myself too!" or "Okay. Go ahead." are the most likely responses you'd receive.
>>288766606I have bpd and I can control myself, but then again I take meds and I'm not a female, so I guess that helps. I hate not being able to sleep sometimes tho.
>>288760629she'd lose to my dick though
>>288764065shes mine if I can get her to cast without dying in the processby the time she recovers her strength she'll already be addicted to my cock
I haven't read the novels, what's the deal with this thief getup? Does she temporarily switch classes at some point? Is that even possible in Konosuba world?
>>288766665Yes to all
>>288766682Interesting.She looks very cute in it.
>>288766696You're being trolled. Megumin would never switch classes. It definitely doesn't happen in the main run of the series at the very least.
>>288765191The second word of your post should take care of your confusion.
>>288766717Yeah... that really does sound unlikelyI know she thinks Kazuma looks cool in his own thief getup but that is hardly enough to give up on explosionsSo it's just a typical chuuni thing then
>>288766819Pretty much. She just romanticizes the idea of a noble thief because she is, as you said, chuuni as fuck.
>>288764566>>288764618>uhhh, she looks good in wabisabi nipnongNobody here speaks gook, you poser lol. Speak English on an English imageboard.
>>288766965I ran that bitch through Google translate. Wasn't hard.
>>288766628What if I pretend to have depression from dealing with crazy shit that never happened?
Did the anime really need to show her on the toilet tho
>>288767033You want to try to pull that with a girl who very well might empathically imprint all of those emotions onto herself as a result of her menhera? Lmao. Be my fucking guest.
Megumin beating my ass..
>>288765099The scene from the movie was something else entirely because it involved the collaboration of many people.>The entire village has a huge supply of mana>Wiz draws it from them and passes it on to Megumin>Megumin uses it for Explosion>Yunyun shapes the spell into a beamNot only does something like this have more energy, but it also has much greater penetration than a regular Explosion, because, first of all, it uses much more mana, and second, the beam doesn’t lose energy with distance, whereas an explosion does, and at a rate proportional to the square of the distance
>>288767058Yes, it was extremely important.
>>288764210Fertile
>>288767133stepping on my face with her cute bare feet...
>>288760951>>288760992I long for this on a level that can be considered unhealthy. I am spiritually a dog without a master.
>>288767260Her kicks are deadly and she broke 5 of my ribs
>>288767390WORTH...
>>288767145I think he meant the final one after Megumin offered to give up her explosion to be a more useful mage to Kazuma (beautiful character development btw)
>>288766560said bpd girl was brown & ugly btw, forgot to add I am Latinx
Iris wins because she's perfect.
>>288768135The things I would do to that lolihime you have no fucking idea.
>>288764620Legal to what standards? In my country she already is at 14In isekai land as soon as she began her adventurer career she became fair game
>>288768361Germany?
>>288768380No
TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT
>>288762898I'm substantially stronger than a normal person and I haven't any magic. How substantially is substantially?
>>288768457
>>288764748>>288764797>>288768135IRIS OUT! t. Kenshi Yonezu
>>288768486Why can't Reze's explosions be this powerful?>>288761958
>>288766308We've all done stupid things in the moment that we regret later. Intense emotion and flight-or-flight reflex lowers IQ substantially.
>>288766513>>288765719Or nuke an orbit to create a powerful EMP
>>288766308She didn't hesitated, she thought that Yunyun power will be enough, when more monsters appeared and Yunyun was out of mana, she decided to learn some non-explosion magic but it turned out that she can
It's not just about strength. It's also about size, reach, leverage, training.
>>288763385>>288763554Why are normalfags like this?
>>288763554Why only girls have a BPD?
Fucking planned to jerk off only once today and I wasted my one nut (during work of course) to fucking Megumin. I hope you're happy.
>>288768692Disgusting
>>288768692>I hope you're happy.Im not, I want end it all everyday
>>288768742I really like her mismatching legwear. Super fucking stylish.
>>288768802I instantly recognized this picture and remembered when I masturbated to it
>>288768802I wish I had a GF like Megumin
>>288768875>meguninShe changed class?
>>288768692You nutted to non-h images of Megumin?
>>288768802>>288768875Personally I'm a fan of her collarbones and thigh indentations.
>>288768933No, of course not. I only got elected by the non-h images of Megumin in this thread. Then I proceeded to *politely* change my status on MS Teams to "Be Right Back" and I rubbed my rod to madaotheory's "megumin blows" image set, including the animation with audio. I may have opened 2 more other pics but my penis milk had been spilled by the time I got back to them in my "near-nut" frantic closure of images (was hoping to time my nut with the pic where the penis milk sprays onto Megumin's face, but I forgot that Esc doesn't close MPC-HC).Is that detailed enough?
This is a destructive mage.
>>288769022She wouldn't destroy shit in a real combat scenario. If she tried to stop a viking raid with her magic, one of the hairy smelly vikings would just knock her out with a blunt blow to the head and then... well you can imagine what they would do to her I'm sure. And then they would sell her to slavery as an exotic harlot.
>>288760740I think Megumin should be on top more often.
>>288768980>elected I didn't vote for you.
>>288764094>I've heard the spin-off sucksIt's fine. People are mean to Megu.
>>288769798I bet I already jerked it to this doujin I just don't remember this page. Page number?
>>288761958Imagine reciting the spell during sex and shouting explosion when you cum inside. She would love it
>>288769115It would actually be perfect for that, the entire Viking fleet wiped out with a single shot
>>288768691Very few do, but trust me, you don't wanna meet them. They're worse that 20 BPD women together.
>>288760629I mean she'll kill, but it takes her two minutes of speaking without running to use her only move. If I can reach her, I can make her bite her tongue and then manhandle her tiny body.
>>288761733She has yet to discover the nuclear fusion dojo.
>>288763247It's not like it uses that for the most part anyway. We're just told that Aqua is already capped out at the beginning and that Kazuma has shit base stats and probably also bad growth rates. The main party has cheat level numbers in their main stats anyway.
>>288765519Do they show that in the anime, even once?
>>288761733>fun stopped in 1951i want to go back
>>288764040Why the pose? They even don't have the suit on.>>288764210>>288764303>>288766645Hymen status?
>>288767100That just makes it even easier to manipulate her into sympathizing with me so that she doesn’t feel alone in the relationship
>>288760629What is it about her bare shoulders?
>>288773760You can chomp them and kiss the mark.
massive fleshy bouncy yunyuns
>>288765100You have to survive her explosion spell to rape her.
>>288774504i have survived all the other times megu made me explode
>>288762496Have you watched season 3
..........................
>>288774504I thought this was a thread about fighting or taking advantage of a physically strong little girl?
>>288774504Trick her by daring her to blow something up and claiming that she couldn't. That way she wastes it.
>>288776421My wives.
YunYun>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MeguSHIT
>>288774800My fucking sides are what just exploded.
>>288776734t. ojiisan from the adventurer's guild who tried to coax her into a date
>>288777086It’s not even hard to do it if you take her out for another explosion goon session
pregumin
>>288777465This is the only strategy that actually works. Get her to blow some shit up first by hyping her up to show off, then she's free for the dicking.
Chomusuke desu
>>288777905
>>288777905For me, it's Chunchunmaru.
>>288769787she wouldn't just top, she'd top another top. they wouldn't have any say in it.
Megumin if she
>>288778522Was on a JAV cover.
>>288778522After giving birth
Megumin-tan
I thought I heard the LN was coming backIs that true
>288,760,629 stfuAnd now a lesson from Gin.The word scapegoat is a very triggering word when posting in forums with interpol! Showa Reimuchan!Muh bruh that's way too much dankasaurusweed!
>>288768457Megumin would give the best head of any fictional character.
>>288778669I haven't heard any news of Mishima actually working on the sequel.
Must hug.
>>288763063>Darkness would be perfect for the "try not to cum" titles, where the more damage she takes the more likely she is to cum.I would call that bad game design.
>>288765044Says a lot about life in Japan.
>>288779374Go away ShigeruGo... supervise the Ocarina of Time remake or something.
>>288779361She'd probably be the perfect balance of bony and soft
So I've been noticing that in many Konosuba h stuff, many artists include Megumin in the sets but don't include her in the ""activities"". Like in Gorgonzola's latest doujin, like in Snegovski's sets, etc. What the hell.
>>288779610>bonyI want to feed Megumin lots and lots of food so that she stops being stick-tier
how is her cape staying on?
She sees your _____
>>288780532Onahole.
>>288780568She is looking in the mirror?
kusomin
Kamimin
>>288780532sword
>>288778258>Megumin>topHa. She's wearing a choker. She's a total bottom. She'll end up being even more of a masochistic submissive girl than Darkness.
>>288780510MagicAll Crimson Demons have a racial trait that makes them look cool as fuck. It's innate, she didn't have to spend points on it.
>>288780532Truck full of fertilizer
>>288784007Fertilizer? I hardly know her!
>>288780532physical copy of the Anarchist's Cook Book.
>>288780532Magic staff.
I wish I was a jaiannto todo...
>>288780532food
She kicked me with her bare feet...
>>288760629I have already lost
Do you think she whispers "ex-pu-lo-sion~" into your ear before you cum?
>>288787062She screams out "explosion" when she cums
>>288762721>that scene where he and kazuma bond over their shared perversionkino
>>288765416Feet wrote this post.
>>288780532excalibur
Is Megumin considered the main heroine? Aqua is more front and center in all promo art and Aqua is part of the team first so I don't know.
I like Wiz.
>>288788539Konosuba is Lady Aqua's story, Kazuma and Megumin are both side characters.
>>288761360MORE
>>288788539She has the most romantic development, so kind of?
Is there any fanart of the cute guild waitress that looks exactly like Kazuma?
>>288789327She's cute
>>288766280>chocomintAbsolutely disgusting.
>>288789466Kazuma is fine too...
>>288789327>>288789466Kazuma desu
>>288760740The baby batter sloshing around in the heart is a great touch
>>288789327>>288789466SAGGYAGGY
>>288760629>NO! I DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS, SO YOU ALSO CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, EVER!
>>288792827There's something really lewd and vulgar about saggy titties. The monkey part of the brain goes uu uu aa aa aaa kazuma chan sexo
>>288765416You forgot that part where she pulls you around by your dick to force you to go wherever she wants you too and squeezes your balls when you get uppity.>getting stratled by her as she scratches your defenseless chest and pinches your ripples while calling you a useless freak.I think I just acquired a new fetish.
imagine the rimjobs
>>288793944People do know her face looks just like Kazumas?
>>288793761That's not Megumin you're lusting after, that's Louise from Zero no Tsukaima.
>>288760629I would lose to Sylvia...
>>288790397>hating Choco-MintoI knew I shared this board with savages, but I didn't know it was THIS bad.
This is Megumin's best outfit and I wish Konosuba had a full winter arc or something so we could see it more often.
>>288795972No thigh socks?
>>288762823
>>288794996>toothpaste flavor
>>288762823I'd like to see a game where a character's finishing move is summoning Megumin who delivers the final blow.
>>288798221
>>288798620That's not how the doujins went
>>288798992
>>288785981>camisole>spatsI am megaerect
>>288760740vghhhh god dry humping is the best.
>>288760629>Not ambushing her>Not feeding her at the tavern until she is full and takes a nap>Not talking her into using her power and becoming vulnerable>Not challenging her to rock paper scissors>>288770543>Megumin loves it so much that she names the baby Explosion
>>288760629She would lose to my dick
>>288762858she's literally just a black mage in ff1 with one level 9 spell slot
