You have to be really fucking gay to be attracted to a lean, short haired tomboy like this. When the tits and vagina aren't in view, it'd pretty much just feel like you're fucking a boy from behind.
I want to suck Kanbaru's dick.
tomboys are lesbians
>OP looks at a woman >can't stop thinking about men>somehow has sex with a woman>only thinks about what it would be like to have sex with a guyOP you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit
>>288788746Tomboys are made for little girls.
>>288788729And I'd fuck that boy right in the pussy.
OP knows what it would be like to fuck a boy from behind me I'll stick to kanbaru
>>288788729Ok man keep us postednigger faggot
>>288788729I'm super gay for tomboys I'll admit.
Boyish girls are for me only.
>>288788729They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>288788729
>>288788729Men aren't that picky. Healthy and fertile is good enough. Women worry about getting the perfect man because their fertility is mechanically limited. Men aren't going to reject a woman just because she isn't his dream wife material. That's just not how a male mind works.
>>288788729>op complains like a woman when anons like a prettier womanMore at 7
>>288789468You think the tomboy look is easier or harder for women to replicate compared to something more girly? Lack of makeup could be a great filter for many.
>>288789044based
These threads are on the same level as engagement bait posts on xitter, bravo. Now eat shit and die under your slampig of a wife.
>>288791343False. This thread has three Kanbaru pics that made me hard and zero replies so far that make me want to end humanity. Name one engagement bait thread on shitter that could reach that bar.
>>288788729If she has real tits and a real vagina its straight. Fucking real biological women is straight.
>>288791451Fucking is straight.Getting fucked is gay.Women are gay.You're attracted to gays.
>>288788729Guess I'm a fag, then.
>>288788729Why do you want a feminine woman, anon? You like dresses and make up and bows and pink shit? Sounds faggoty to me
Shut up and post more monkey
>>288792139WANT
>>288788729>>288788746>>288788756Tomboys are straight and made for boys & men.
>>288788746You're 50% right. The other 50% wouldn't date you.
>>288788754tpbp
>>288792666fag
>>288792800Meant for >>288788729
>>288792666Devilish trips of truth!
>>288789044but what about futa?
>another tomboy threadAlready? Can't we wait two more weeks?
>>288792907Tomboy futa on tomboy futa is the straightest thing in the world.
>>288792907>>288792949Futa is the gayest thing in the world because you're in it for the cocks.
>>288792907Futa tomboys are hot, I don't care what anyone says.
>>288793109Then you like men.
Need Topboy
>>288791948>You like dresses and make up and bows and pink shit?Yes.>Why do you want a feminine woman, anon?Because no masculine man would ever tap that.>Sounds faggoty to meY-You too!
How about a tombee?
>>288788729I don't care. If it's got a hole, I'm topping it, and that makes it a girl until I'm done with it, then it can resume being whatever it identifies as.
>>288789513Nah. I just meant how every anti-tomboy thread sounds more like how a woman complains about a beauty standard is deemed 'abnormal' somehow is more adored by men than what is considered as 'normal'.I feel like the reason why tomboys is appealing isn't just how physically varied and imaginative a tomboy can be;Pic related for example doesn't have the fattest ass but damn it, she's someone I want to always root for by her side. A tomboy's true beauty can simply that defiant nature against what even is considered as 'normal' in terms of beauty in today's society. Normality always changes and it changes even faster at an inconsistent rate to the point more people gets fed up of putting or abiding to what is considered as 'normal'. And a tomboy to many of us is a girl we want to cherish her sincerity and willingly let her sob into our shoulders when she needs someone to lean onto, spending time with someone who doesn't disregard our 'abnormality' that society labels, someone who we can love while still living to be true as ourselves with that tomboy, growing older together with that tomboy while our offsprings takes after us to be stronger and thrive in this obvious future that won't be kind with standards. That, is the true beauty of tomboy and that's how they attract this us to be driven to cherish and treasure them, something you won't get out of the million of vipers who are considering to settle down with you because you are a convenient plan B. If loving a tomboy is considered as 'gay' and 'abnormal', then be the gayest and most abnormal I shall be while living the rest of my life with my tomboy wife without regrets even after leaving my deathbed.And I hope tomboy is seen not just as an archetype but also as a reminder of what it truly means to love someone.
>>288793610>If it's got a hole, I'm topping itPost ONE (1) pic or get marked as a bottom for life.
>>288788729>sample Now that's actually gay.
>>288788746Damn right.
>>288788729it's not gay if you're a sissy fag yourself. then it's just a straight couple.
>>288793861>damn wrong Fixed.
>>288788729You just made me gay, OP
>>288788754/thread
Reminder
>>288788729>what is hip bone structure
>>288792931It's never a bad time for tomboys.
>>288793592Fine too.
>>288792666Tomboys are made to bully and tease meek boys
I don't care about "tomboys"Girls with short hair are cute
>>288797068The last thread was chill up until the yuri spam happened.
>>288788729DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
>>288797346Tag team?
>>288793592BEEEEESSSSS
>>288797366Oh yeah
Reminder that it is canon that he had sex with monkey girl.
>>288797445More like she had sex with him. There are a few doujins I claim are canon. They're too on the money.
>>288797467>More like she had sex with himway too hotany um examples of those doujins?
>>288797445what is sex with Kanbaru like
>>288797203
>>288788729Then I'm the gayest faggot on Earth
>>288797366Just look at that ass.
>>288797521https://exhentai.org/?f_search=parody:bakemonogatari+character:%09+koyomi+araragi+suruga+kanbaru&f_cats=1017&prev=629867maybe there is something here
>>288788729that's a girl tho
>>288797712You don't have to tell me
>>288797681Probably really loud, very physical and broken beds and walls. its less sex and more a workout
>>288797715But that's just every monke doujin anon
>>288797735Yeah well, I don't really read doujins
>>288797729just look how she grabs onto him >>288789976
https://exhentai.org/g/629859/852b4b7f53/A good doujin is one that keeps to the characters as closely as possible.
>>288797787locked in
>>288797379when was this?
>>288788746trans*
>>288797868LEGS: LOCKEDTOMBOY STRENGTH: UNLEASHEDFEMININE MATING INSTINCTS: LOCKED IN
>>288797930>10 Sex Position that will destroy his mind and penis
very gay
I got my first ever gf, who is a tomboy, months ago. You guys may ask me anything about it. <- She is like this and even looks like this.
>>288797998If true (which I doubt), here are some questions:>what are her hobbies?>is she straight?>does she wrestle with and/or touch you like a perv?>how tall is she?
>>288788729So then why isn't homosexuality completely cured? Evangelitards spent all that time having gay dudes punch pillows and scream that they hated mom and dad, when they could have just started a program to shack up tomboys with the gay men that will clearly be very attracted to them based on OP's argument?
>>288798105>anime and videogames>identifies as a gay male, but also clearly has some degrees of physical attraction to girls>we've never met yet since we're from different countries, but plan to>5'6
>>288798164>anime and gamesBased.>identifies as a gay male, but also clearly has some degrees of physical attraction to girlsOh that sucks.>we've never met yet since we're from different countries, but plan toWhat country is she from?>5'6Are you taller or shorter than her?
>>288798279>Oh that sucks.How so?>What country is she from?Brazil.>Are you taller or shorter than her?Taller but still a manlet by 2026 standards.
>>288797876Nise after the toothbrush
>>288797798Fun read but Senjou didn't have sex with him by then, it's some days afterwards.
>>288797998How about you post in your blog instead
>>288797186They are made to tease boys, bully them, and then deflower them when they get older.
>>288798164>we've never met yet since we're from different countries, but plan toRemember to report back on how big her cock is
>>288798302>How so?Trans man, not a tomboy.
>>288789044>heterosexual>heterosocialyep, there's no contest.
>>288788729Is it gay to read fujoshi smut with a girl?
>>288799065I have read very little fujo stuff but would definitely impregnate her if we did it naked together
>>288797930>>288797941
>>288793027Futas also have vaginas.
>>288799136What a smart, widely-read, cultured monkey!
>>288788729Well, I guess I'm gay
>>288788746>>288793861Bait successful.I am outside your house.
>>288799267looks dangerously gay, anon
>>288799520that's meliving on the edge
>>288799520>two bros about to enthusiastically fuck the ever-loving shit out of their mutual childhood tomboy friend. (She's been a tease their entire lives) what's gay about that?
>>288799065>>288799136It would be straight to read it with a tomboy. Especially when you and her try to copy the positions and poses the characters are doing to each other.
I can't believe this is how I find out I'm gay...
>>288799851Okay when you put it that way it's wholesome as fuck
>>288799520They'd need to maintain an almost perfect rhythm while DPing her, because if the balls touch, even once, it's gay.
>tomboys
>>288788729Boobs a little too big (a-cup tomboys are best), hips, ass also a little too big (ought be more petite and less curvy), otherwise nice. Lithe and petite tomboys with perfect boyish frame are the best.
>>288788746Monkey is Ragisexual. She's a lesbo but would use him as a dildo id given the chance.
>>288800406>>288800802God I want to be her stress relief dildo. She can ride me til I die of dehydration.
>>288801365>tomboy gf is manlier than youfellas, what do?
>>288788729>>288788754https://youtu.be/E3-GT_0eWP0?t=233
>>288800802One could still argue that she enjoys BL (yaoi) as a "homoflexible" who likes femboys, but Koyomi really isn't feminine enough (even ironically) for her to be into him as a lesbian.
>>288802014>Koyomi really isn't feminine enough (even ironically) for her to be into him as a lesbian.Wait till her team is done with him
>>288801481Give your virginity to her.
I think Kanbaru is hot but her shitty voice gives me the ick
>>288802352>but her shitty voiceExcuse me but what the fuck, anon, Sawashiro Miyuki is a goddess.
>>288802352Odd thing to say when she has the greatest crying nose ever.
>>288802583>crying noiseThis. Could've sworn I typed the "i"...
>>288802496more like SawaSHITro
>>288801481Become her house husband and offer her dinner, a bath, and your body when she gets back from work.
>>288793611>Pic related for example doesn't have the fattest assWell that's where you're wrong
>>288791767We're all fags here, you utter newfag.
>>288797346Bigger version:
>>288802998blessedI'm always down for bigger monke
>>288803038You're welcome, fellow monkeyking, have a nice day.
>>288803351Not to get crass, but I'm going to bust a fat one to Monke, in your honor.
her armpit stubble must taste divine
I LOVE TOMBOYS
>>288788729I want to have gaysex with this boy's yaoihole
>>288804514I can understand going for the only available hole down there when it's a guy, but actively choosing the wrong hole when you have the right one to go for is spiritually rotten.
>>288803387>thinking about a man when you masturbateGriffith-coded
>>288802823>counterpointBut I love both sisters very much
>>288788729Truth nuke, anyone who denies otherwise is a fascist transphobic TERF bitch who equates genitals with gender. It’s how you look and pass that matters and what truly determines sex, not what’s in your pants.
Tomboys are for gay men who still are bound by the biological drive to impregnate their partner.
>>288800200Worth the risk
>>288802352Lmao. Her voice is one of the best things about her.
>>288788729>he can't discern male or female from the nape of the neckNever gonna make it.
>>288788746Correct!
>Tomboys are sexy>Dripping in sweat>Her hair is cut short, choppy and messy>But her shorts are even shorter> All the better!>Oh sweaty tomboy I pray for thy blessing>Come lay thy tan thighs over thine eyes>Oh gentle tomboy where art thou yonder?
The black short haired muscular athletic girl archetype is for closet homosGive me a cute red head or blonde with a pony tail and denim shorts, who likes fishing, hunting, and working on her dad's car any day of the week.Anime needs more of these
>>288788746This is the Truth. Boyish girls are girl magnets.
>>288806803>>288788746
>>288793592>Breaking a tomboy down in private
>>288799303Go on Kanbaru, wow us with your geopolitical knowledge. Prove to us tomboys aren’t just all brawn.
>>288802352>Hating Miyuki SawashiroYou’re a faggot who doesn’t deserve Moneky.
>>288807746>Refreshments, Ice cream and me. Which would you like first?
>>288806803>This is false. Boyish girls are boy magnets.Fixed.
>>288807645She doesn't know much. She's just used to reading the newspaper headlines every morning.
Tomboys are extinct. One of the grand tragedies of our wretched times.
>>288792666The way God himself intended. Anyone who objects is either a fag or the devil.
>>288806803Boysh charms!
>>288792666Indeed.
Tomboys hunt shotas!
>>288810130You aren't looking hard enough
>>288812175Learn how to give a massage fellas. Your girl will thank you. If we ever get one.
>>288812684She can ruin me
the real question is which anime has the best tomboy waifu
Just like traps are better at being womenTomboys are better at being bros
>>288813068The best
Realistically, how does one get out of this situation?
>>288813219Apparently the Bugs Bunny way of dressing like a girl to counter the bullies.
Imagine the handjobs
>>288788746>personally know like 4 tomboys>all of them are lesbianman i wonder what the statistics are for this shit.
>>288813068
>>288812684I love Kazakhstan so much it's unreal
>>288813471I knew a tomboy who became a goth girl (a thin one too!), me being a total sperg didn't pick up that she was trying it on with meAnyway, I looked her up ten years later and found she was a carpet munching socialist.Either I dodged a bullet or failed to save her with my dick. >>288813549I've heard its the greatest country in the world
What causes these threads to attract attention whoring 3dpg bloggers every time?
>>288813549>Kazakhstan hates women so much it's unreal>Loves tomboys>288789044Is Kazakhstan the straightest country in the world?
>>288813549Riding through the open steppe on horseback with your Central Asian tomboy wife. It's literally the foundation of European civilization.
>>288813747Pretty much, except back then "Central Asians" were Aryan, as in the actual original meaning of the term, and the civilization our ancestors brought to Europe was Nomadic Pastoralism.
>>288813887If you ever wondered why the Greeks had goddesses like Athena and Artimis, yet never let their women act that way (except for based Sparta) it was a faded memory of Indo-European nomadic pastoralism, where women and men both had to learn to ride or drive the chariot and shoot with the bow in order to keep both human bandits and all the wild animals-Central Asia at the time still being home to BOTH the lion and tiger, and wolf and heyena, and leopard and cheetah. And the herds of horses and cattle were their lives, if the herd died the family died. There was no 'leave the women at home' possible. And these herding girls are the archtype for the tomboy. The Greeks remembered them as goddesses and the Spartans, now farmers, artificially attempted to keep this alive with the sports and education they put their citizen daughters through. Someone needs to make a manga about children growing up and coming of age in Sparta. It would be full of nudity, sex and violence so it should sell well.
>>288813471I've seen tomboys online and irl that are still 100% heterosexual. They're around and they never ever liked the pussy, but the thing is they have problem talking to guys due to their own autism or some other factor.
>>288812684>>288813549Is she straight?
Tomboys and Butches are 2 different groups of foids.
>>288788729>be me a young anon>have friend whos older sister is a tomboy captain of the softball team>we are playing video games together the 3 of us and she gets mad throwing the controller and accident hits me with it.>it cut me and her mom finds out very angry with her>her mom gives her a bare bottom spanking with a wooden spanking making her cry and sob a lot. >I hate help but stare and notice that she has a cute feminine butt and pink panties>the next day she confronts me saying that if I dare tell anyone about what happen ill need a new set of teeth>I now love tomboysHow did it start for you?
>>288815839I can only bond through common interests so I've been almost exclusively into tomboys or nerdy girls for as long as I remember.
>>288809963Lie
>>288813471Do they behave like man? I think that's western issue like lgbtbrainwashing, trying to mimic male behaviour too hard to get social points , lack of male attention early on or bullying. In eastern Europe there's plenty of women who have boyish look but they all have boyfriends though they don't act boyish maybe because guys there still treat them as ordinary women.
>>288797203SameI don't really care about sports or vidya, having to deal with a woman who does sounds like it could get annoying fast
>>288816118Nope. It's the truth.
>>288816432The Truth is that tomboys like OP pic love vaginas, your Lie will never catch on
>>288816468OP loves the cock though, which means that tomboys also love the cock. You're the one who spreads lies because you hate tomboys.
>>288815839>was friends with the tomboyiest tomboy throughout all of my school years>short hair, chocolate brown skin (literally the only time where i saw that EXACT anime tomboy skin color in real life)>energetic, confident and brash>was on the swimming and volleyball team>in short literally exact stereotype>i was too much of a pussy to ask her out or even try getting really close with herand i guess my love of anime tomboys is just a repression of that.
>>288788729>You have to be really fucking gay to be attracted to a lean, short haired tomboy like thisWell then I guess pic related is me.
Go ahead, OP. Explain to me how being sexually attracted to a woman makes me "gay"
What if i told you Tomboys are so straight, they prefer not only guys but big masculine robots too?
>>288812684>>288813549>>288814546She's taken.
>>288818277Who's the lucky guy?
>>288818277[image of Ryan Gosling screaming]
>>288818412probably some random she goes to school with. That's usually how it goes.>tfw you missed out on young romance irl
Fun fact: tomboy is a personality, not an aesthetic.
>>288812684She made a twitter account recently and shared a post about being positivly compared to Evie from the new Stellar Blade while shitting on modern western AAA devs making ugly foids
>>288818649While true it often combines a bit of both since a tomboy will rarely care about ultra feminine things like doing nails or wearing fashionable clothes.
>>288789044>TRAPS ARE GAY>TOMBOYS ARE STRAIGHTI like both.
>>288819108
>>288819040Wearing fashionable clothes is not a femimine thing, you're just a slob
>>288788729>>288819108Monkeh sex
>>288819188Having a preference for comfortable clothes instead of whatever is in fashion doesn't make you a slob.
>>288819108>>288819242What would the experience of prone-boning Monkey feel like?
wheres that one with the anon that used to massage a tomboy in school?
>>288819378The fact that you act like fashionable and comfortable are in any way mutually exclusive confirms that you are a slob that dresses like shit. That's fine, keep wearing your XXL size Sonic Unleashed graphic tees
>>288819432Stop projecting any time. No idea what triggered your weird complex.
>>288819417Fuck off. Don't encourage blogposters.
Guys guys, hear me out.Tomboy milfs
>>288819040There can be tomboys who don't mind wearing women's clothing or dressing up for an occasion. Something the tomboy trope really dials up to 11 is the "I hate girly things" aspect when I think in reality tomboys are girls who just vibe more with things like sports or cars or something.
>>288819710
>>288819844It's not a strict rule but a general loose aesthetic certainly exists. That's why short hair is often prevalent. There is an affinity for a look that prioritizes other things than girly fashion. Of course tomboys can wear women clothes and dress for the occasion as well that's not what I was saying. A tomboy caring about designer bags just falls outside that loose rule.Also girly women do care about cars in a way funnily enough. They like to be informed about things that are often used to signal status.
>>288819515Is it an XL then? Sorry, I'm not familiar with Amerifat sizes.
>>288819040Hence the trope.
>>288819040I personally don't care for the "feminizing the tomboy" trope. I think it's better when they're boyish through the whole series they're in and still get the guy in the end.
>>288821208>and still get the guy in the end.or girl
>>288788729call me a faggot then
>>288821242>or girlNo. That would be faggotry.
>>288821242Based
>>288802352
>>288821208>tfw no qt toned mma tomboy gf
>>288821242>>288822152Cringe and gay.>>288821579Based and tomboypilled.
>>288822335What type of martial art should tomboys practice?
>>288819108I love how Araragi describes her body as objectively perfect.
>>288819108>>288819242>>288819398Cute monkey
>>288788746very true
>>288812684Tomboy with those nails? As if.
>>288802352Her voice is fine but I watched Hidamari Sketch first and so for a while I couldn't not hear the landlady from that anime every time she spoke. Which was weird with the kinds of things she says.
>>288821242>>288822152>>288823139Samefag.
>>288813219While I like tomboys I'm gonna have to go with Higasa the sex demon. I mean she plays basketball so maybe she still counts as a tomboy despite being more feminine on the surface than Kanbaru.
>>288823540Did the landlady have a thing for one of them?
>>288788729>it'd pretty much just feel like you're fucking a boy from behind.No, pussy and ass feel VERY different.
>>288823740Just high school girls in general.
>>288823793What a fag.
>>288823984>he doesn't understand Hidamari SketchYou literally unironically have to go back. You do not belong here.
>>288819710Why are tomboy MILFs so powerful?
>>288819710...have insane body counts
>>288821208Tomboy wrestling
>>288824203Spunky MILFs
>>288824312Oh, I'll give 'em spunk, all right.
>>288824143YOU have to go back. Hidamari does not belong here.
>>288788729>if I don't see tits or vag I start thinking about boyssorry you're this homosexual
>>288824408Fuck off you insufferable tourist nigger. If you actually watched anime at all you would know Hidamari has at least one character that qualifies as tomboyish (no, not the meme 4chan kind you love so much).
Is there a word for being turned on by vaginas? Authentic homegrown vaginas, not surgically-crafted neovaginas. I know they're mostly ugly, gross, stinky holes that smell bad most of the time, but damn I love them all, even the beat ones with ridges, nodules, flaps, and protuberances. Lemme explore that meat cave and mine it for gems and precious metals. (I do make an exception for ones infected by herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.)I don't remember what the OP was about.
>>288824660
>>288824660Vaginas look like messy ham sandwiches, they smell and they have weird smelly looking discharge. Some of them have teeth inside. They're also acidic and kill your sperms so what's the point of cumming inside them.I hope you get over your vagina obsession soon.
I quite like Oh! great's interpretation of monkey.
>>288824694>get over your vagina obsession>Vaginas look like messy ham sandwiches>they have weird smelly looking discharge>They're also acidicYou're not helping, man. I fucking love these hostile, Giger-designed meat wallets.
>>288793611KLK was fascinating because it deliberately inverts the tomboy schematic and plays with it. Ryouko is a girly-girl at heart, but she's forced to embody tomboy ideals to avenge her father. Satsuki is a cold-hearted pragmatist at heart, yet she's forced to play along with her mother's schemes to save humanity.
What about fat tomboys?
>>288789044keeping all the (You)s in the screencap has major reddit gold kind stranger vibes
>>288789044>>288825387
>>288825904Biblically accurate tomboy
if tomboys are so good how come there isn't tomboy 2????
>>288788729Threadly reminder that if you like tomboys you are, for all intents and purposes, a homosexual.
>>288824694Homosexual anon...
Whats better.>confident tomboy through and through that will have sloppy devoted sex with you without breaking a sweat.>gap moe tomboy that will switch up become red flustered from simple handholding.
>>288827468>confident tomboy who will confidently hold your hand because it's no big deal>but secretly will be really embarrassed about it because it is kind of a big deal, actually
