Ep 11 out now!
>MMMMUUUuuuaaahhhhh ifihave six million bottles of champagne>french champagne, excellence>and they're aged in the bottle>for half an hour each one>but I only have 5 shlevs in my cellar>hhhmmm howlong wouldnit take?>to age every bottle?>the math, by paul mason, simply doesn't add up
hmmm yes the sweet taste of molestation
>hah you thought it was X? you dumb fucking retard you can't taste the KINO in it2 losses in a row, shizuku is getting is ass handed to him
bit of a mouthful
what a smug asshole
Dibs on the left one
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M WINING
>unc confused nostalgia for twilightfucking rookie mistake damn they BOTH fucked it up
riddles? these ain't riddles they're delusional fucking rambling from an old wine addict the flavours he described do not exist
Wait what???
This man is a sniffer dog but for wine
this is what drinking wine does to you
>Hello I'd like one premium deluxe Super Fun all day ticket please >issei is coming across like a child molester grown men do NOT go to theme parks by themselves
issei you're a man, what are you doing
>this is fine
>>288811154>>288811060>when you realize Lucky Star was 30 years ago There isn't a bottle deep enough for this.
>>288811378>No, this man is drunk
>>288811248>>288811321This is what happens when big sippy isn't enough.
>shizuku was somehow able to sniff out the bottle he was looking for based on the cork alone>that one cork was mixed together with hundreds of others in a statue this seems like it's going far beyond human capability, you need a dogs sense of smell to pull shit like this off
SNIFF
lmao this fucking guy.
>gramps was such a fucking master alcoholic he was PAINTING with fucking winei kneel
cute thirsty hags
love how he just whipped his wad out like this>sir i am a professional wine critic and i NEED to have your entire amusement park to myself
erabe
>i smell...wine>there is no wine anywhere near heardescending into schizophrenia is the first step to becoming a true master
One final toast.
bro needs a fucking elixir at this point
one whiff woke him up
one taste brought back the life in his eyeswine truly is amazing
>the wine that makes you hallucinate your entire family
>>288811753
>>288811736
i love how shizuku was actually doing some form of investigation, meanwhile issei spent the entire time riding the fucking carousel until it unlocked some core childhood memory
>PoV - You are a tasty wine
>>288811714I'd go berserker on middle
Has anyone collected the orsonposts that have been made across the threads?
>>288811321Issei... I think it's time to go easy on the wine..
I think our protagonists are becoming schizophrenic
>>288813637>becoming
>>288813637What do you mean, anon?
>>288810973>you cant taste the LITERAL kinolmao'd
>>288815376>drink wine>imagine the finest french cinematography being played directly from my brain into my eyelidsA flight to France? Cannes film festival? Non non, I have all the kinography right here in a glass
>>288811827lol
>>288811914bro issei doesnt need to investigate, he can just IMAGINE stuff
>>288815409i thought he had a massive bushy hitler stash with that thumbail but it's just the wine
>>288815409is there a wine that tastes like drive? im in mood for some goslingcore kino
There is no way all the humor on /a/ only exists in these threads now
>>288815477I'm certain /a/ is either 30+ ojisans in threads like this or retro threads, or under-20's arguing about sales and the latest hypebeast battle show episode with little in-between.
A toast, my fellow anons!
>>288815477it's only here and in the keng/a/n threads
>>288815712
Manga spoiler.
>>288817030And then everybody sipped!
>>288817030Tfw just noticed the author did stuff like Kindaichi, Area no Kishi, Bloody Monday and Get Backers
>>288810917
Bros... I landed a job as a bartender this week. It's nice because it's a comfy little pub and everyone is friendly, but it's bad because it means I'll be working every Friday (and Saturday). No longer will I be able to watch this show as soon as I can and shitpost about it right away. Instead I'll have to wait a few hours first. I'm sorry for letting you all down...
>>288817448Dont worry about it bro. Just post wines from your shelf at your job and let us know how your day wentMake sure you sling a washcloth over your shoulder and whistle out loud as you clean glasses with it. Put both your hands on the counter, far apart and lean slightly forward when a customer sits down and say some varition of>what can I get 'ya?These are all very important
>>288817448Use your superior imagination to shitpost with us, anon.
>>288817534Most of the wines are cheap but they did have a bottle of Cockburn's port which is decent.>>288817603I might lie and say I have IBS and then watch the episode on the toilet.
>>288817836Do not disservice the episode like that anonIt deserves to be watched from the comfort of your own homeNo one is upset with you for being late to the threads
>>288816271>shedding one last tear as he finally gets to fulfill his promise of drinking wine from 100 year old branches with his dead sonthey'll be together again soon...
Even on their deathbed, humans enjoy alcohol... ;_;
Literally me.
Literally NOT me.
New phone wallpaper discovered.
He got wined pretty quick. I wonder if I liked wine if I got to drink from a bottle of good wine...
Uh... good luck, dude.
>>288818564Thanks. Now I can give myself subliminal messages first thing every morning to help become the alcoholic I aspire to be.
The basket supported decantering trick.
Currently catching up on episodes and finishing an absolutely mediocre bottle from Napa Valley. I'll open a French wine instead. Or maybe something sparkling. Any recommendations for a good summer wine?
>when you look at the year and realize how old you are
>>288819216Isseibros... maybe desertpussy isnt so good after all...
>>288819295he needed to taste the imagination with his own imaginary desert pussy, not borrow hers.
Not gonna lie bros, i teared up at this part of the episode
>>288819295She done sucked him dry....
>>288810973>champaigne?
>>288811714How does his harem keep growing?Just realized that shizuku and issei are the duality of manIssei gets to gave all the women he wants and they lust over him and he can probably easily get them to do stuff with eachother. Peak male fantasyShizuku gets a cute and lovely and loyal wife material miyabi. Alsp peak male fantasy
>>288819453
>MWAAAHA... The Japanese camping... has always been celebrated for its comfiness. There is a quiet campsite by Lake Motosu... inspired by that same pink haired camper... It's like a cozy blanket for the soul and, like the best camping trips, it's pine cone ignited... So Yuru Camp...
>>288819453>chambane posting
>>288819453Citizen BANE?
https://youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s?si=7MneBCE8N4FBCjqCDo not forget your required weekly viewing, anon
>>288819089when the post-wine afterglow hits
>>288819415same
>mwaaaaaaahh the Elevens
>>288819523>Issei gets to have all the women he wants and they lust over him and he can probably easily get them to do stuff with each other. Peak male fantasy.You fool. That isn't the path that leads you to the drops of God, that's like drowning in absinthe.
>>288819208I just drink the same red wines any time of year. I didn't know there were winter wines and summer wines but I guess it makes sense.
>>288819208Sir, that french bottle you just opened was from napa valley
>>288821416Well, it's not like a cologne or anything, you don't have to drink a stronger wine in winter and lighter wine in summer. But since white and sparkling is usually chilled, I'd consider it more suitable for the dog days of summer. Even a budget sparkling wine hits the spot that soda does in the sweltering heat. >>288821534No...the bottle is covered in le French...
Don't die yet I'm watching the episode now
>>288823665Watch it faster.
>>288823665Any sips while enjoying?
Issei renting out an entire amusement park just to ride a carousel alone at night is at least a top 5 Issei moment for me.
>>288811586How much do wine critics make ?
>>288823677
literally me
This show is comedy gold
lol
I bet they're going to find the wine and let the old guy drink it but is it even safe to let a stroke victim consume alcohol?
hoes
>>288823963the three wise hoes
>>288819523Through wine, Shizuku grants other people's wishes and dreams. A peak savior male fantasy. Through wine, Issei rediscovers his wishes and dreams and gets to live them out. A peak conqueror male fantasy. absolutely peak
>>288821806>No...the bottle is covered in le French...sir, that "French" wine is from Vallée de Napa
>>288823958bro is like 105 years old let him live a little who gives a shit
>>288823769if you're absolutely and autistically dedicated to the craft like Issei, you make seven figures no matter what you do
>>288824403sounds french enough to me!
>>288811050HE MADE THE CUM NOISE AGAIN i refuse to believe that it's on the script, the VA must be doing it on purpose
>>288823727Idk how he's going to top going to the fucking mongolian desert and dehydrating himself to heighten his senses and pull the wine out of his memoryThat's like how Hornet pulled the pale flower out of her memory to be able to dive into the abyss
so issei is the illegitimate son lmaoHIS IMAGINATION WAS SUPERIOR
