>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!
>>288817514>SHIIIIIIII
>>288817514i want to marry Yunyun and make babies with her and love her
>>288817514>>288817620
how often does she masturbate?
>>288819921all the time
>>288819921She doesn't even need to touch herself to cum.
>>288820451This.
>>288817620Why is he brown
>>288821470So you can self insert.
I wish she was more of a character. Hot as though.
>>288818672>850x850
>A gorilla wife that wants to be abused insteadTruly the best.
>>288821776But I'm blue
I want an episode where her entire personality gets flipped so instead of being a hardcore masochist she becomes a sadist
>>288821759Kazuma is gay.
>>288822274Debatable. Wait, you just wanted me to post Kazuma and Darkness doing lewd things, didn't you?
>>288822332
>>288822332He has to be gay, or he would have fucked Darkness.
When she got princess carried in her bridal dress I was literally jumping on my chair from excitement.
>>288817514
When she got princess carried I got princess carried
>>288817514I look like this and say this
Darkness >
My man could've had it all...
>>288817514she should have won
>>288825078>could have spent his nights motorboating>doing every filthy thing his and her mind can collectively come up with>also marrying nobility>canon extremely fertile>blonde, blue eyesHe's gay.
>>288825136I can understand the benefits of everything you listed except the blonde hair and blue eyes part, can you explain what you mean by that?
>>288817514do women like this exist?where?
>Bullying Dorkness into getting you off!God, I wish Dorkness was real.
>>288817514Me when I see pregnant bellies
>>288825174It's traditional for Japanese isekaijin to have a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes. Creates many hapa children too.
>>288817514She gets horny from an hydra, no man can satisfy her after that.
>>288825078>would rather get off from mild sexual harassment/assault and wet dreams over pounding the stacked bombshell that would submit to every one of his sexual whimsShit like this is why I can't stand Kazuma.
>>288821858me on the left
>>288821870Dabadee dabadie?
>>288817514OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYY GOOOODHORRY SHIIIIIITNIGERUNDAYOOOOO
>>288817514funny.png
>>288817514Wouldn't Darkness's ideal situation be to be married to an old ojiisan while ntring him with Kazuma?
>people actually find this body type appealing
>>288826774Debatable. My money's on the opposite where her ideal situation would be to marry Kazuma, have the best honeymoon period possible, then ntr him with some fat stinky ojii-san so she can wallow in the shame and regret of trashing her marriage.
>>288826774No, because we literally see her reaction when an actual old ugly ojisan is interested in her (Aldarp) and even wants to marry her.She can't stand the idea. It is a fetish, but she wouldn't actually go in for NTR or betraying her husband.
>>288817620>he literally could have had sex with Darkness in this scene but chose not toWhat a faggot.
>>288817514divorcedness
>>288819921I think Vanir had a line about that.
Even as a Megumin supporter, Kazuma's self-sabotage in the bedroom scene with Darkness is hard to defend. All the Konosuba girls have their moments (except Aqua).
>>288827273That is actually one of his very few gigachad moments"I don't two time" is based beyond a reasonable doubt
>>288827332He wasn't fucking Megumin so there was nothing to two-time, and he literally (in the books) wants to harem end it, which gets him eventually kicked out of the house.
>>288827367>sex sex sexAlso you clearly only read some summary. What a retarded post.
>>288817514Despite all the memes, the divorcedness, the kinkiness, I would do it. She's unironically perfect and even King Arthur couldn't unberry me from it. I bet it grips like a hydraulic press
>>288827749She's mid. I want Iris instead.
>>288822255Too OP.
>>288826854Licking every inch of Darkness' back...
>>288819921>First time Kazishit actually comes onto her thinking it's a Succubus dream she cucks outShe doesn't, it's just an act, deep down she's a pure maiden.
>>288828121Are you implying someone can't be a frequent masturbator and a spaghetti spiller when it comes to doing stuff with other people?
Raratina.
>>288817514Kayano Ai is the GOAT
Does the LN explain why Lalaness shifts from being a cartoonish battlegooner to a reasonable and dependable big sis?The change was quite sudden between S2 and S3
>>288817514>>288817620Kek
>>288826306can I smell your hair?
>>288819921>>288827168At least daily
>>288829134Character development.
>>288817514I miss her boob sag. Better be back next season
>>288826854Is Dorkness achievable natty?
Wiz a cute
>>288830484Exactly what part of her body gives her away as a lich?Aren't undead supposed to look vaguely corpse-like?
>>288830500She doesn’t smell bad either according to Kazuma. They’re an underrated ship
PLAP monster
>>288830500>>288830542I believe Wiz smells nice and she’s cold to the touch.
>>288827812
Meguchads won
Kind of funny how this woman who is canonically into orcs (or she would be if they weren't extinct) was somehow rewritten as a proper classy lady with zero kinks
>>288830974>kind of funny how [headcanon] was somehow rewritten as [headcanon]
>>288830974Lalatina only pretends to be a lady around children
>>288831138>[headcanon]Did you skip the movie?>[headcanon]Did you skip S3?
>>288830826>A sadistic girl that can withstand the weight of a giant hydraYou won't leave with just bruises
>Lalatina Dustiness Ford
>>288827859funny how one of the best art pieces on the internet is just some guy making konosuba x dd fanart
>>288830798I like to think she's warm on the inside.
>>288831611nopecold through and through + she's Aqua's intellectual peer
>>288831652Strongly doubt. No one is as stupid as Aqua.>>288831796Luna is also good.
Kazuma stole best girl's panties and Darkness and Aqua just have to cope with that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjkxFvp-_pI
>>288833913I heard that she has shredded abs.
>>288833913what exactly is she grabbing
>>288827749>I bet it grips like a hydraulic pressare Darkness' muscles so strong that she might just squeeze you to pieces involuntarily?
>>288826854What a horrid artist.
>>288831553>Samplehttps://www.pixiv.net/artworks/71725825
>>288834141
>>288836161Always considered "art" that is so far off model a sign the creator has no talent.
The good thing about a Darkness wife is she won't mind, in fact she'll love, when you cheat on her with the other girls.
darkness should have gotten railed by a group of barbarians instead of pining for scumzuma
>>288836480I think Darkness is the female version of the guy who faps to shameful things and then proceeds to feel immensely disgusted with both himself and the object of his lust once he has cummed.So she might think being cheated feels deliciously humiliating, but after a while she could change her mind and tell you that you're a scumbag for humoring her masochistic fantasies instead of containing her and keeping in check her horniness.There's abundant evidence from the last two seasons that she actually has a good clue of what a proper relationship looks like
>>288822255Well, if you know about what happens in the novels, then you know that she has rapist tendencies because she tried to rape Kazuma in the novels. And people still wonder why he would prefer Megumin somehow.
Fucked by a tentacle monster in a penguin suit while Kazuma watches by the way.
>>288837625Craziest part of that sentence is the penguin suit.
why did the konosuba director love saggy tits so much?
Among the girls, Lalatina has the less smelly farts
>>288817514>LIVING IN THE GANGSTA'S PARADISE
>>288837625Why is it wearing the suit?
>>288837625>>288837781Nobody cared who he was until he put on the penguin suit, clearly.
>>288831652>she's Aqua's intellectual peerNo way, you can't be stupid and be a mage. Wiz is a super strong mage, she just doesn't have any business sense (she doesn't understand people don't like what she likes, that's not uncommon).
>>288837079I don't think she would, not if you're properly getting her rocks off. As is the case with Ms, you can't just be a scumbag/sadist/dominator, but as long as you have enough finesse you can do whatever. Just don't forget aftercare
>>288837709Bras don't exist in Konosuba.
>>288837901>she just doesn't have any business sense (she doesn't understand people don't like what she likes, that's not uncommon)The problem is that Axel is a starter city and most adventurers there are not high-level enough to use her quality gear and potions, hence why she's hardly selling everythingI don't know what her problem is, maybe she's emotionally bound to Axel and would rather not live elsewhere
aqua > darkness > wiz > megumin
>>288838804Hm I like the cut of your jib, brother.
>>288838804Aqua is dogshit
>>288837285>tried to rapeShe got on top of him and then chickened out.
>>288841985Yeah, Kazuma had to coach her and she still couldn't do it.
>>288825078>>288825829He's playing for the harem ending. 5 Wives with a Darkness mistress.
>>288825078COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL, THIS EMPIRE OF DIRT
