I just turned 30, post Witches. Also when can I be expected to be contacted by the wizarding world as to where I pick up my hat and wand?
>>288824921That service stopped being offered in 1989. You have to go innawoods and cultivate as a hermit yourself to become a wizard these days
>>288824994>That service stopped being offered in 1989>reagonmoics killed automatic wizarding advancementIs there nothing sacred for this man?
>>288824921Congratulations on turning 30 my fellow zoomer. You are among the oldest zoomers alive!You will get your wizard conjuring powers soon, Zoomer.
>>288824921You were lied to, males can only gain magic power by having sex with women (who have it from birth) and it works best before you're 20. Male immortals have to be literally molested by their mothers and nurses from birth through childhood to reach that level.All the ascetics were frauds who mastered sleight of hand and talking in riddles to confuse others into thinking they actually gained something before they go off to die in the woods alone and hope they're forgotten for so long that it's assumed they became immortal.
>>288825233Is muscle Witch an actual tag?
>>288825251I think it's too specific to need a tag at this point, the era of muscle witches has yet to dawn
>>288825233Maki is so perfect.
>>288825233>tl;dr: we always lieIt's true, Earth is a piece of shit to live in
