Here's the rabbit you ordered.
I ordered coffee
I ordered pyon pyon
I ordered Cocoa
Pals doko?
>>288831124I asked for Maya
>Ch*ya threadshan't engage
>>288831124Is this the real thread?
>>288832715Rude.
>>288832781No it's a thread lost between the border of the imagined unreal and reality.
Scrap
Why did the schizo thread not survive?
>>288832925Sxarp pulling the cow!
>>288833020What does she want with the cow?
Would Chiya become upset if I killed that rabbit in front of her and cooked it to eat? Surely she knew that's what I meant to do when I ordered a rabbit.
is she the realest nigga in this gochigame?
>>288834306I want to go to that school.
>>288835134Sorry, cocoa...
>>288835298I'm thinkin about thos beans
>>288835505>Red beansToo sweet.>Black beansServiceable, but bland.>Blue beansUnnatural, must be rotten.
>>288835919Rude, they are cute beans.
>>288835298Flicking the beans!
I'm here for the twins
>>288837518Shan't be in attendance.
>>288837850you fucking bitch chino!
>>288837518So cool
Hoto wife
you guys didn't tell me that they're making real gochibooze
>>288838400Is that booze or juice?
>>288837518Maya won
>>288838400Doesn't look like booze
>>288838549>>288838704probably not actually booze but dekinai so I'm going to pretend it is>>288838555>>288838582! did you drink the gochis??
>>288838795
Burned Chino
>>288838811what did they do to the gochis?!?
>>288838704>>288838744It's lemon soda for 900 gochibucks ($6 burger). Some cans have an acrylic charm included.The alcohol vending machines are specific and have readers to check ID, but there are beer vending machines in most business hotels I've stayed in without one.I did find an ancient beer vending machine in bumfuck part of Kyoto with no ID reader. A lady politely explained you need to put coins in and press the drink you want in very broken English while I was taking a photo. The average Jap boomer thinks gaijin are actually retarded.
>>288838980Well... they're right.
>>288838890Turned them into pan cakey.
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>288831124Thanks
>>288838582pal.. your fingernail?
>>288839881I mean, it's a xitter filename.
>>288840015i dont even know the format of THOSE files.
Chino-chan is so cute.
>>288840282Illegal cow.
>>288840059I wish Chino would put her special ingredient in to my coffee
>>288840744sxarp is a damn lemon
>>288840619It's .... Monster!
>>288840892chino so smart
>Chiya thread.Celebrate!
>>288840892Is that the secret of Rabbit House?
I miss my gochipals...
She can't do that
She did do that
>>288841540I don't know why Chino did that but I fully support it and I'm glad she did it and I hope she does it again.
>>288841540Hope she ran over the twins
>>288841786
>>288841820Chino so stronk
>>288841672Cocoa would never dress like that.
>>288841820Chino would do that
>>288841540This destroyed my dekinai mind.
lemon squeezy
>>288842131Moonrunes sometimes looks like AI hallucinations. Like some gen-AI image where it can't output proper text on a road sign or something, and it's just gibberish.
>>288840892Kek
>>288840770I'm gonna squeeze Shyaro's lemon
Chino is a winner.
>>288842051I want to squeeze lemon too!
>>288838980>A lady politely explained you need to put coins in and press the drink you want in very broken English while I was taking a photo. The average Jap boomer thinks gaijin are actually retarded.lol
>>288831124>Here's the rabbit you orderedyou mean HARE's the rabbit you ordered
Cocoa is inviting me to breed with her like rabbits.
>>288843379Then what the hell are you doing here, fag?
>>288843477Waiting his turn while I breed with Cocoa like rabbits
>>288835919>blue beans
>>288843982I don't get it
>>288841672Hussy
>>288841104>>288831124
>>288844410Maya, you adorable little retard. Blue Beans refers to Project Blue Beam, a long rumoured government plot to fool the public into thinking aliens are invading so that they can eventually fake the return of Christ and form a one world government. /x/ has been calling it Blue Beans for years.
It's weird that Yuru Yuri has more anime in total than Gochiusa.
>>288844968ah yes, how retarded of me to not be familiar with /x/ schizo memes
>>288845076actually, this seems more accurate to that feeling
Man, cocoa hates sxarp in this episode.
>>288845156Hidoi
>>288845156No she doesn't.
>>288845104It's okay. Some of us just spent our formative years getting a REAL education.
>>288844968/x/ sure is a magical place.
>>288845192
>>288845196Teaching Maya about sex
>>288845379>>288845220The hotwives
>>288845929Cocoa isn't into your faggotry. She'd leave you for being so pathetic
>>288846215Yeah leave to go find another man to fuck
what happens when you sniff chino
>>288846434death
>>288846434the stench gets stuck in your nostrils and sinuses for days
why couldn't I have been born as a cute 2D japanese speaking girl in Colmar so that I'd have friends who I matter to
>>288847586You matter to me pal
>>288847738thanks usagipostingpal. I just finished the chapter where Chino visits the alternate reality where she never met Cocoa. the sappy chappies always make me feel lonely.
>>288847738Rabbit avatarpal!
Sxarp is my sexfriend
>>288848201my white chino
>>288846434You smell the heavenly cafeteria
>>288847870We are all rabbits here.
>>288832715>syarphie (99).jpgI don't think THAT guy will like this filename.
Play Texas Hold 'Em again Gochibots.https://summer-gone.github.io/gochipoker/>Several costume and background options.>Customizable bot behavior.>(slightly) animated gochisprites.The bots should be entertaining for casual players but you can bully them pretty easily.If you don't know how to play, Tippy can evaluate the strength of your starting hole cards and the best hand you've made.
>>288850360>Not strip poker
>>288850390It will be done if someone makes the sprites.For now there is a bunny suit costume.
>>288850360obligatory virus:virusbut nice gochigame! I can't play rn, does it have background music?
>>288850577There was OST tracks and generic SFX but couldn't figure it out in a not distracting, cheesy way, so I removed them.The original vision had a dialog box with situational, voiced quotes and banter (like Poker Night at the Inventory) but it sucked.There's also a "thinking" animation in the code but I couldn't make good looking sprites for all the gochis so they're not in the game.
>>288850737gotcha, still nice work!
>>288850577>>288850944bgm suggestion: youtu.be/B6siW6uW8gI
>>288850737>There's also a "thinking" animationChiya doesn't think, though.
>>288851023>fell for it
>>288850360I tried but I have no fucking idea what's going on. This is nothing like MtG, Triple Triad, or Baten Kaitos :(
>>288838400>Fuyu>not twins
>>288838400>Succubus sxarpHot
>>288851497Chino won, huh?.png
>>288851497Chino won?
Chino always wins.
>>288851497Use Tippy mode, wait for "Strong" hole cards, then pot raise every time you get three of a kind or better. Fold anything else.Or set all bots to "Tame" difficulty and just blind shove (all-in) every hand.Or get good.
>>288850360Just shan't.
>>288845379Cocoa is handing Sxarp her eviction notice.
>>288850360Gochis lost house. Thanks for the game, anon.
>>288852260Sxarp lost money.
>>288852259An international barista lawyer magician does what an international barista lawyer magician has to do.
>>288852270
>>288850360>7000 line index.html
Where did that pal go who really hated MityaStar?
>>288852490I refuse to believe he was ever serious
>>288852470Much more disgusting is that it's all JS.Maybe the bot names and defaults should be a separate module for easier customization but it's easier to distribute this way.
Here is everything you need to know about chiya She is is cute She is smart She is wonderful She works hard She is the best gochi She is a cute wife (mine) She loves pals Pals love her That’s chiya!
>>288852490We love Mitya here
>>288850566 >>288841441 White Chino
>>288852382>>288852490cute and hot souxekuyauerroupeigheh-oh
>>288852260Thanks for thanking.I wanted a fast, casual hold 'em simulator to play while I rewatch 2010s poker TV. This is better than all of the many options I tried in terms of simplicity and bot behavior (but obviously I'm biased).
>>288852924>She is smart Doubt
>>288854103There seems to be a bug in the game, it doesn't appear to pick up on my inherent good luck, why has it not given me a single good hand yet?
Twins
>>288855837What about them?
>>288854582need the DLC
>>288852470*Snuggling this bundled Chino
>>288856122For thermodynamic principles, of course.
>>288852924>She is smartAnon...
>>288857365Cute!
>>288858203Lewd
>>288858343There is nothing lewd about slorp
>>288858475I love Chino. She's cute.
>>288858556which mitya lemon is the best?
Ought to meg
>>288859246oughtn't do that
>>288859246To meg or not to meg
>>288859007Too many to choose from... but I love this one a lot. The one you posted is very high up there as well.
Total Mitya Love
>>288859389That's not even the question.
>>288857365*Hugging snuggling this cute Shyaro in sweater.
>>288854103How often does the bot bluff, like really carry a low percentage hand to the end?
>>288860580Depends on the difficulty. The fun bot is most likely to bluff, but honestly they're all pretty nit.Balancing bots bluffing and bots calling bluffs was the thing that took the most tuning, and I leaned to the latter. I tested bluff chance as it's own RNG event but with five bots, they get felted very fast on stupid hands.
>>288860764Chino should always win.
>>288831124 See what I have made! Imagine what is yet to come. I take away their confusion and give them obedience. I take away their fear of themselves and give them fear of Anko. I have liberated them from the chaos and indecision. I have given one straight path! One clear purpose. One goal: To die for Anko.
>>288860957I did think about making a system that would consistently make sxarp lose regardless of assigned difficulty.Another thing: there's a variable that increases/decreases by comparing your bet size and hand value that influences bot bluff calling. So bots are technically a bit psychic, but the effect shouldn't be noticeable unless you're constantly making over bets on junk.
>>288860764Are any of the bots sophisticated enough to not fold on bullshit when called all in?
Sxarp must lose
>>288861417Her virginity
>>288861226You can bully them with that more often than a real, experienced player for sure, but it won't work consistently except with the lowest difficulty bot (Tame). The Tricky and Wild setting will catch it most often, especially if they're holding something and/or pot committed, and will do so more consistently based on the logic I just described. The Fun bot is most likely to follow into a crazy over bet by RNG alone.
>>288861443by me
>>288861417I'm seeing double, FOUR sxarps!
>>288862529Money vampire
Wouldn't you want a future business owner as your gf?
>>288862996>>288863910Cute wife. Perfect Chino
Really oughtn’t to meg whilst driving but I shan’tn’t
I love my gochipalsAlso sex with Cocoa
>>288864609Love the pals Love the bunnisode streams HATE rudeposters
>>288865240>HATE rudepostersEspecially THAT guy!
So now that the smoke has settled and the dust is clear, we can all agree, Maya is the winner.
>>288865624>shit brat>best
>>288862996Yes, absolutely. Especially one as talented and as passionate about her job as Chino-chan. Not to mention her lovely personality and kind heart.>>288863910Chino-chan is basically perfect.
>>288865735>>288865924Please stop being so rue to Maya. That's a very unkind thing to do.
Chino-chan is so soft.
>>288865624Megu's buds are perkier and that makes her better.
>>288865969Soft wife, so Chino-like.
>>288865994Dang that's pretty cute even if I can't read it. Hope we get more CocoChiya in the mango soon.
*Getting dominated by Maya
It's Maya!
>>288866117Gross.
>>288866117Why is she in my bathroom, pressed up against my glass shower door while I'm showering?
>>288866142Same, now my screen is all white and sticky.
>>288865624>>288866117I like Maya too
Maya won.Flawless Victory!
>>288867158defanged neko Maya
For me it's Chiya.
>>288865969rapebait
cheeners
chino chino bo-bino banana-fana fo-finofee fi mo-mino chino!
mofumofumofumofu chino-chan
>>288868001C u t e Chino !!!!The cutest Chino !
>>288867947Sometimes when this thread gets kind of emptySound of their posting fades with the lightI think about the Gochi fascinationUnder the Milky Way tonightLower the curtain down in 4chanLower the curtain down on /a/I got no time for anonymous consultationUnder the Milky Way tonightWish I knew what Chino was looking forMight have known what she would findAnd it's something quite peculiarSomething that's shimmering and periwinkle It leads you here despite your destinationUnder the Milky Way tonightUnder the Milky Way tonight
my milky wave wife chino is so cute
>>288868001Wife Chino having some cocoa while chatting on her favourite BBS board (with me)
sleepy chino
>>288869010vampire chino
I love Chino so much
imagine hugging chino
>>288869871i might sqeeze too hard and she might get hurt delicate chino have yo be careful and not let me emotions overwhem me again oleas forgive me chino
>>288870007>browsing other threadsI hardly ever venture out of cgdct threads because most anime sucks and most /a/ threads suck too.
>>288870007Did you report them?
dude, wtf?
Sxaaaaahp
Cocoa on a birthday deito with me holding my hand about to share a cakey with ichigos on it
>>288871782Happy birthday pal! Cocoa is mine though...
>>288871811Thanks, it's not my actual birthday for a few more days, I just wanted to post that and it says "happy birthday" on the plate.>Cocoa is mine though...I'm pretty sure she married me though.
>>28887134Based.
>>288871906meant for >>288871346
Maya's pirate thighs
>>288872827Arrgh, shiver me timbers!\(>_0)/
you're either banned a pal, or lurk long enough to see yourself become a megger
Is the order cute sexy Maya slop?
>>288873542Onahole
>>288873154>>288873277The sophie shitposter really did a number on these threads.
>>288873565Shame.
>>288869010my white chino
>>288873559She's actually a sweet little imouto.
>>288873644she can be both things at once
You can't stop the gochisand effect.
>>288873644>>288873660Sexy brat
>>288873636
>>288873721No, it's mostly one person.
>>288873839Chino? More like "Green-o".
>>288869338Water type Chino>>288873794Ice type Chino>>288873816Fire type Chino>>288873839Grass type Chino
>>288873840Please. You have to accept the truth.
>>288873886Lol. Made me laugh.
>>288873764>>288848201>>288850566cute gochi
vampino
>>288874098kyuutie
my brown chino
>>288874467meano
>>288874467ew
>>288873839St Patrick's Day at Gochihouse
>>288873660Sweet brat.Salty on the outside, sweet on the inside
>>288867158Is that really a JK? Be honest.
>>288874467This isn't a gochiusa character.
>>288874098Miss S but like 11000000112132103 times better.
>>288874644So?
>>288874614Is this REALLY a JC? Be honest.
>>288874745What's wrong with Miss S?
THAT guy doesn't like it when you say bad things about Miss S.
>>288875099You're confusing THAT guy with that OTHER guy.
>>288875099Wow that’s an extremely cute Scupper.
Rize is strongCocoa is weak
>>288875226They’re both pretty dang cute, though.
>>288875099I don't like it either.
>>288875226cocoa invested all her stats in charisma
>>288875300More like fertility,
>>288875283Though, you won't ever acknowledge that it's because of the one posting her.
Cocoa might not be strong, but she has other things going for her.
>>288875532I still struggle with remembering that there's a 2 after 3.14159
>>288875532megane cocowa...
>>288875601marriage nakadashi sex with megane cocoa
>>288875386it's pointless being fertile if she can't attract a mate
>>288875627Cocoa's fertiile and attractive body...
>>288875482What is that even supposed to mean?
>>288875652How would I know?
>>288875652It doesn't mean anything, hope that helps.
>>288875702sleepy chino
Gochimaxxing
>>288877024Who cuts Chino's hair like that?I know many autistic people don't like hair dressers. Does she do it herself? Does Rize cut it with a combat knife?It's not very good.
>>288877189Cocoa, who is DUBM.
>>288877189>>288877344Chino teased Cocoa when Cocoa needed to concentrate. Not her fault.
It's time for a new chapter.
The end. I wasn't expecting the April's fool chapter to progress the story. I don't want it to end, pals...
>>288875300Cocoa is dumb and will never be a onee-san
Hidoi
>>288878543cute chino riding side-saddle like a proper lady
>>288878552Sxarp's crossed legs...
>>288878576Cocoa-san... gomen but scones suck.
>>288878529sxarp lost house points
need to mofumofu (mfmf) (SEX) witch CHINO...
>>288878543Cocoa is such a slut...
>>288878592If you can't bench press Cocoa, can you really say you love her?
>>288878660it's fucking over
>my feel when pals say the story is ending soon
>>288879127>gochi threads declining>manga ending>movie cancelled>gochibooze anons deadit's never been more over
>>288879591The movie is not canceled.I'm still alive (aren't you glad?)
>>288879591Shan't be demoralized. Sorry, but I just shan't.
>>288875226Rize is strong (smelling)Cocoa is weak (to my amorous advances)
love chino
>>288880549Smug Chino such cute
>>288878529Pic related is me reading the manga with the pals.
>>288873559don't say that
>>288874024Is that what you meant? Even then there's "him" and the "other him" (but with powers).
>>288874098Truly a bold post.>>288874745You shouldn't make it too obvious that you hate her irrationally.
>>288873839My green chino!>>288876155She would never do that!
Just shan't shannot shallot. Just shan't.
>>288881563cuuuuute scupper!
>>288881563I just remembered that rabbits mate a lot.
>>288881563breeding signals
>>288881863
>>288881772>>288881863>>288881908SXARP CUTE
I never cared for sxarp
>>288882096Chino cares for Sxarp.
>>288882130And Sxarp cares for Chino. It's beautiful..
>>288882265besties
>>288882277sex toys
>>288882277nice digits
>>288882277Thinkin about thos beans
>>288882368Look at Syaros JC thighs!
>>288883706At least we get to have a longer gochi thread.
nyoo...
>>288884038Cute cute Syaro, my cute wife
You're all a bunch of gochiLIARS! The story can't be ending.
>>288884177Gochiusa's fanbase is a (literally) dying breed of moe otakus. The series can't attract new blood. It has to end before all of its fans have died out.I wish it wasn't so.
Alright, so real question here.Chiya has known for years now that Sxarp has a crush on Rize, but Rize has shown pretty much zero indication of being into Sxarp or even of being bi/homo (besides maybe being slightly masculine). I know Rize has indicated a couple times she wants to remain close/get closer to Sxarp but it really doesn't seem to be anything more than friendly.As her supposed friend/osananajimi, why hasn't Chiya told Sxarp to either confess or get over it by this point? I know women are different, but as a friend you really have to tell your friends things they need to hear even if they might not want to. It's sad and pathetic that Sxarp has had this absolutely one sided infatuation for YEARS now with zero indication that it will ever go anywhere at all.Why hasn't Chiya said something like>Look, either you confess or I start asking Rize questions and dropping hints that'll lead her to knowing what's up, for your own good. Either it works out and you can be with her, or it doesn't and you can move on with your life and pursue other people, plus your friendship with her would be stronger and more honest afterwards....does Chiya enjoy seeing her "friend" tormented?
>>288884525the answer is simple. The pals just have to live forever so Koi always has an audience.
>>288884177>>288884525>>288884608As much as I feel like I don't want gochiusa to end, it has to. Things should end when they need to and while they're still good rather than get unnecessarily drawn out into boring, repetitive crap. I prefer a series that ends too early to one that ends too late.
>>288884703Going to the Hot Bakery and putting a bun in Cocoa and Mocha's ovens...
>>288884703*Buttering Cocoa's warn croissant
>>288884703Chino is my wife
>>288884560Chiya isn't confrontational at all, that's kind of her thing. When she first see's the flyers for Fluer de Lapin, she assumes the worse but doesn't just confront Sxarp instead gets all the girls involved. And when she assumes Cocoa doesn't care they might not be in the same class she doesn't just confront Cocoa about it, but goes to Sxarp.
>>288884560>...does Chiya enjoy seeing her "friend" tormented?also yes
>>288884620post the full image
>>288885063That's a good point. I would think that after having gone on for so long she might similarly bring up Sxarp's crush to one of the others. Maybe she wouldn't want to betray Sxarp's trust like that.I just feel bad for scrapo because she really is kind of pathetic, but she's a nice girl. I imagine gochiusa will end with her and Rize promising to be nakayoshi forever, i.e. just maintain the (pathetic) staus quo, and that makes me kinda sad for her.There's no saving her though, Travis
>>288885340it can't be helped
