>a cute girl goes to the trouble of engineering a situation where you have no real choice but to make out with her and he still fucks it upIf I fumbled this bad I would end it all
I once had a girl invite me over to her house to hang out with her and her friend, who then left us alone in her backyard, at which point the other girl laid down on my lap and smiled up at me. We just smiled at each other for like 5 minutes before going back inside
>>288834920Shinji fucked Asuka and Kensuke watched from the corner
>>288835432>gets to watch Shinji and Asuka fuckKensuke won
>>288835432>>288835485He's the cameraman, out some respect on his name
>>288834920autism low-selfesteem and mental illness are a curse
>>288835559>autism low-selfesteem and mental illnessHe's just like me...
>>288835921Imagine how terrible it would be if Asuka strangled you with her thighs, forcing your face against her sweaty crotch haha
>>288836349Oh no, anything but that
>>288835301Anon was considered one of the girls and didn't realize
>>288834920>cute
>>288834920They made it work.
>>288834920Asuka fucked it up by immediately backpedaling it into another taunt by closing his airways. She was so scared of it not being received well that she destroyed it before anything happened. That's her entire playbook, everything is a brag or a taunt so she can rely on plausible deniability and never has to confront her feelings.
>>288838414She looks furious and he looks bored, was the coochie that bad?
>>288838088The cutest
>>288834920>I would end it allHe quite literally did
>>288838705that's the joke
>>288834920All this bitch had to do is be kind for to Shinji for 5 seconds and be upfront about her feelings.
>>288838475The hedgehog backs up rearing it's quills in order to avoid being prickled, but in doing so drives the other hedgehogs it wanted to get close to away
>>288838944Shinji almost turned gay when he was confronted with upfront, clear intentions of love (kaworu)That's how incredibly effective it would be lol.Unfortunately, asuka wants the same thing which is why she gives shinji so many signals and openings. So they never get anywhere with eachother until the final few seconds of EoE
>>288834920>I would end it allI mean, he did do that.
>>288834920Cute girls should communicate normally instead of trying to engineer situations.
>>288837408I think that's the crux of the issue, the primary problem with girls and signals is that the things she'd say or do to make a guy notice she's interested are often the same things she'd say or do to a guy she's friendzoning hard and just not considering in these terms at all. Like "anoooooon, I can't talk with the girls anymore since they all keep gushing over their boyfriends and I'm single...", is she telling you she's single to give you an opening or she can't even conceive you in that role (and by mirror thinking doesn't think you could chase her) and came to you as her one single friend to whine?
>>288835921>>288836349>>288836782noooooo not that
>>288838414when does this scene happen? i dont remember it at all. i wish i watched this after i quit drinking
>>288839750Girls want to be asked out more than they want to have a boyfriend though. Even if she spent half a year trying to force you into something, you still have to take the initiative in the final step.
>>288839898eoe
>>288834920>If I fumbled this bad I would end it allFunny that you say that because Shinji feels the exact same way. Every rendition of him seems to end the world, at least briefly.
>>288839910Not many guys want to take the initiative with someone who treats them like trash.
>>288839961However, he did it not because he fumbled but because she shot him down later on
>>288834920>once a girl said to me let‘s go to her hotel room, I said no>once a girl came to my house and we studied together, we were alone>once I visited a girl and we chilled in her bed, watched a movie she was not much interested inI mean, clearly I deserve beeing a wizard.
>>288840252Good work dodging those mana-stealing whores, anon.
>>288840252Our Hero.
>>288839891She is so facesitting coded
>>288840894[x] push tongue into anus
>>288834920That's based though. Reject all women
>>288838414what's with the green background? are they under sheets ? or which room was like that?
imagine the possibilities
>>288834920so that's why she went to FUCK Kensuke?
>>288842446Oh, Kensuke tard is seething
>>288842740>filenameLmao
>>288842153
>>288842740Kensuke bros....
>>288842623kek asuka does this all the time
Why do evafags have levels of stunted development
>>288843081>>288843112>>288843081You me seethe? She does when She doesn't get the Shinji dick. Kensuke gets to sit in the corner and watch
>>288843149Kek Kensuke does that all the time
>>288842740That's actually funny
>>288839898>i wish i watched this after i quit drinkingYou can watch it right now
I would've thought that this kind of low effort spam would stop after the short
If there is somebody to blame I would start with Asuka who opens her legs for Kensuke daily. Or Anno who made all of this canonical.
>>288844105Ackshually Anno didn't write any of Asuka's parts in rebuild, that was TsurumakiHe did write and direct the short though
>>288844355i'm prety sure it doesn't look anything like that
>>288844355You learn something new every day. Sasuga Anno.
>>288844355>Short where Asuka discards a happy ending with Shinji only to seek sexual gratification with KensukeBased Anno
>>288844944She doesn't really discard it, she just decides she doesn't want it handed to her for free in a dream
>>288844960Copeanomics
>>288844965Ironic.
>>288844965Mate that's literally the dialogue of the scene you mentioned, did you even watch it?
>>288840132Not in my experience, I've seen tons of dudes orbiting women who walk all over them
>>288840297>>288840530Take these as lessons anons. Don‘t ever be like me.
STOP TALKING ABOUT STUFF AND POST MORE ASUKA FEMDOM.
>>288844355Even in the rebuilds Asuka admits to liking Shinji.
>>288842126Looks like sheets
>>288846413Eh, Shikinami's thing is kinda weird since she knew Shinji for like a week totalGirl was swooning for a decade plus over a single bento box
>>288846097Brother, we're way past the age when these things just happen, it's over.
>>288844965>>288844105>>288844944Anno, can have shinji coming inside Asuka onscreen and Kensuke schizo will still be seething and making the same low effort cuck jokes. He literally is seething that everyone makes fun of him
>>288843852Kensuke schizo literally only stopped spamming for a month when the short came out. Now he spams threads or goes on desu replying to old posts/samefagging If you don't believe me just look because alot of his shit posts start off with "kek Kensuke "https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Kek%20Kensuke%20/
>>288834920Her mom is hotter.https://files.catbox.moe/01mlqp.jpg
>>288848086You can't be real Kensuke pedo because you legit do the same thing every thread. You can't ladp right
>>288834920
>>288837408She wanted him to make a move
>>288848345This. In canon she wanted Shinji's baby
>Kensukefag is the spamming schizo I swear!!You are and a pedo Kensuke tard
>>288848328Hikari is so beautiful
>>288848524You now remember those doujin where she has a threesome with Shinji and Asuka
>>288848761>word saladholy broken
>>288848797Man, you now what's funny you posted actually cp and wan to call others troons. Like wanting to fuck kids is such a troon thing Kensuke trad
>>288848681can I get numbers sir?
>>288848865This is what you look like.
>>288848879I don't get it. I guess I will soldier on and find the doujin on nhentai myself?...
>>288849213giwtwm
>>288848681
>>288848681>>288848865nvm I didn't realize it was plural and there are a shitload
>>288849520Yes, it's a series of like 5 books. The last two never got translated
>>288849574>The last two never got translatedhow the fuck am I supposed to bust to that
>>288835301Once when I was 16, I went to this gym that had padding on the floor. The owner was this weird old guy who banned shoes on the gym floor, so you had to take them off before going in.Anyway, on my second or third session there, there was this girl I'd met at the gym before. She asked me to help her with a machine that was stuck or something.This was only the second time I'd talked to her. She asked me what I was training that day, and I told her legs. She was like, "Let me help you with what to train and stuff," and I was like, "Okay."A few exercises in, she recommended the hack squat. If you know anything about it, it's basically doing squats but in a more stable way, or at least that's how I think of it.Anyway, I started doing them, and then she stepped on my feet. Both of us were wearing socks, because of the no-shoes rule. She just stood there on top of my feet while I was doing the exercise.I asked her why, and she told me it would help me stay more stable. For three sets, she'd get off my feet, then get back on them and just stand there.I still don't really get it.I stopped going to that gym, and about a year later i thought maybe she liked me or something. But even thinking about it now, years later, I still have no idea what that was about.
>>288849213>a cute girl will never do acrobatic kung fu shit to defend youjust pass the rope already
>>288849600The only the 4th one is worth translating anyway, last one is Hikari goes to fuck Toji so it stops being a threesome
>>288850012naisu I was mostly joking anyway heh.. Maybe it would be good practice to translate it myself
>>288849871just get drunk and watch super lady cop
Asuka loves ice cream.
>>288835301Yours sounds like a genuine case of autism. >>288840252Most of it sounds like them being friendly, nothing more.>>288849819She was just being nice, there's not much to it.
>>288848127Sex runs in the family.
>>288850951Yeah, probably, but I still think it's weird to step on someone you don't know and for a useless reason. The purpose of the fucking machine is stability
>>288848127Kensuke's dad is so lucky
>>288851377kek
>>288851463Isn't it always one with him
>>288851483You can tell Kensuke tard was waiting for a response.
>>288851377Wait? Kensuke dad watches from the cuck chair too?
>>288851533kek
>>288851533Actually something funny
>>288851533I wonder if Kensuke schizo gets his cuck love from his father too?
>>288851572As much as he brings up dicks and anal. His father did more then just being a cuck
>>288851179How's this as a heuristic: if a guy was doing it would you be like "wtf are you gay"? If so then she was probably interested
>>288851600nah i wouldn't think it's gay, but I'm in a somewhat Islamic country(Morocco), so it is weird
>>288851463He's doing his usual slide thread spamming bullshit again
>>288840252I have similar stories. It just never occurred to me that I would have to make a move. I was so innocent and shy. Chances came and went and I never really realized until I wasn't a teenager anymore. Will be wizard in 1 year
>>288850252I'm more pissed it didn't say a threesome. Decent Hikari doujins are rare >>288852982him doing jay o father day says alot about his family life
>>288853622>Decent Hikari doujins are rareI don't even need them to be H-doujins, I'd be content with just Hikari's day to day activities
>>288853992its a dream
Asuka #1
>>288856539>>288848524
>>288848127but she's dead
>>288834920Shinji should just stop being so gay.
>>288858730That's not how they look.
>>288858793They look like this in Brazil anon
>>288858846>BrazilMan-made horror beyond my comprehension.
>>288849213
>>288859054Yum
>>288858895it's not that bad mister Lovecraft.
>>288840894>>288839891Take your scat fetish over to a different board.
>>288850012Yeah but Asuka's mouth game in that one is unreal, so it sort of works out.
>>288859847Asuka's butthole...
>>288860591Kensuke knows all about it
>>288861656I don't think he took that kinds of creepshots
>>288862048I'm sure he did.He also drilled the shit outta it
>>288848345Yeah unfortunately I was in like 6th grade so it was a literal case of "I'm 12 and what is this"
>>288862280Nah, taking photos was as far as he gotI don't think the two ever exchanged a single line of dialogue
>>288834920If she was the one engineering the situation, its her who fumbled it.
>>288863030Not according to Anno
>>288863317He was the camera man at the window. He was in the cuck chair
>>288863333Anno did say that he also said Kensuke has a black bf called Asuka he does anal wkth
>>288863350Oh, no wonder Kensuke schizo loves anal so much him Kensuke are into the same thing
>>288863317>>288863350>Anno saidNow we're just making shit up
>>288863426I mean he did say Kensuke was the one filming tha and Kensuke fans are homo who live in south America
>>288863478This is canon backed by Anno.
>>288863426So why doesn't he just expect this is canon and move on from shitposting? This is as canon it gets. it's Anno made and approved.
She just needed a hug
>>288863753This is what happen when Shinji hugged her
>>288863636He's built his whole life around this shitpost, he has quite literally nothing else. The little faggot spends his hours banned ghostposting the same shit on desuarchive until his ban expires
>>288834920I prefer mommy.
Best girl
>>288864359Kensuke's dad having a feat over there
>>288834920>If I fumbled this badYou would. That's why you're posting on 4chan.
>>288864434Thankfully no woman was ever interested in me so I never got the chanceCan't fumble if there's no quarteback
>>288834920Are people so jealous of Shinji that they have to lie to themselves constantly just to cope?
>>288864661Why is this Nadia white
>>288839750Women are really big on nonverbal communication, to them saying this kind of thing out loud is wrong
>yfw Shinn Asuka>not Rei or anyone else
>>288849819what did you tell her legs?
>>288858793>on-modelfag when his kids grow older so he disowns them and tries again
>>288842126It's not real
How big will they be in the future?
>>288866965must ask Kensuke
>>288866988probably the one guy that wouldn't know, given Shikinami's curse of eva
>>288866988>>288866965>>288867035I just remembered something about the Kensuke retard. Outside the BBC spam, flooding the catalog, that time he posted across cp and the constant thread spam. The faggots a Reishinfag who used to cry about Shinji not getting with Asuka. So, why is it he keeps making constant cuck posts about Shinji? Is it a self-interest thing
>>288866988That's not even proper English. If you're gonna shitpost at least put in the effort
>>288867263Kensuke schizo legitimately might be the worst Eva poster ever. He's a waste of fucking life at this point
It is unavoidable. Rei will fuck her.
>>288867263*getting with Rei
>>288867334This a brown pedo
>>288867263>that time he posted across cp and the constant thread spamhow do these retarded shizos all have cp, and how have they never been raped by the feds because of it?
>>288835301>My frenemy through early childhood and adolescence had a little sister with a super obvious crush on me>I was still in the 'cooties' phase so I just found her random hugs and insistence on being involved with whatever we're doing annoying>She grew up to look like Jennifer LawrenceI regret that fumble every day
>>288867301>>288867352Kensuke is such a lucky dog!
>>288867646Kensuke pedo aka this retard >>288867908 used that furfag site when he posted it. Which he most likely is using now since it's back up
>>288838944She was kind though, multiple times
>>288834920>Shinji, I fucked 3 women. Your mom, Ritsuko, and Ritsuko's mom. As an Ikari, it's your duty to meet at minimum that quota.
>>288867352Neither of them are gay
>>288834920>and he still fucks it uphahaha :(
>>288846706It was good bento
>>288834920REMEMBER THIS OFFICIAL ART REMEMBER THERE IS OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE OF ASUKA FUCKING REI
