Has /a/ come to the realization that older sisters are superior to imouto?
There is a huge lack of material.
>>288848574What is this some sort of coffin watamote amalgamation?
>>288848366Nope. Imouto is fresher and have better skin
Good onee-chan are rare, we need more.But even imoutofags are struggling.
I have fetish thread exhaustion.Can you losers ever make a thread that's not about jerking off?
>>288848366Too little representation to compete>>288848574This
I don't care if younger or older sisterI am attracted to 16-24 year old women
How do you feel about itoko nee-chans?
>>288848927Sister threads have been a stalwart of /a/ for decades.
Thoughts on cousins?
>>288848366The science has been settled for years.
>>288849003They used to be monthy, not daily.
>>288849332I mean the series, It's thin pickings out there.I still don't get why imoutofags are posting threads so often.
>>288849332the daily threads are really starting to lose their lusterYou guys seriously gotta slow it down
>>288848926And the scourge of NBR shit is even more rife in onee doujins/h-manga, and maybe regular manga, than with imoutae. >>288848927You don't belong here, try twitter. It's painfully obvious you're some fag who's only been here 10 years or less and is culturally out of tune with the board; and always will be.
>>288849409>imoutaestop this faggotry
>>288849332What the hell happened to this one, anyway? The manga has been a battle shounen for a few volumes now.
>>288849493thinking about it the yurifags make more onee threads they keep getting flagged in my filters I have to manually remove them
>>288849493I only ever paid attention because of the story primarily being about siblings so I lost interest when the focus shifted to some foreign princess. I've heard its gone even further from the original premise.
>>288849547Yeah, that wasn't too bad, if a little dramatic, now it's just a team deathmatch over the golden dandelion.
>>288849451I like it. Better than the footfags talking about 'imoutoes', now there's cancer for you.
>>288849666Imouti is the only thing that makes sense.
>>288848366If I can replace my older sister with an imouto, I'd replace her in a heartbeat.
>>288848366noi have 3 older sistersi'd prefer some imoutos
>>288849846imout*
I like oneets who tried but failed at working and would rather depend on their cute brother
>>288850028I prefer hot, competent nee-chans over girlfailure oneets.
>Infinite StratosI once thought this anime was gay because the MC was being a faggot but turns out he actually intentionally ignores them for diplomacy, is the light novel any good?
>>288850055I should've been more specific I like a type that aren't horrific failure girlfailure oneets but more they were formerly extremely competent onee-chans who became jaded by work and the system and seek out their otouto for healing.I don't want useless slob oneets.
>>288850028I assure you, you would not.
>>288850083I guess it's better than the average ln but you can't call it good.
>>288850221Oh, yes, the >nee-san's gapmoe support systemthings is really nice. That special, hidden, true side of her just for (You)
>>288850083It's the closest thing we can get to a modern mecha musume and I hate it.
>>288850236...personal experience?
>>288850255Maybe with a touch of "why can't I just marry my little brother".
>>288848831Tbf, Grave siblings are just an edgier(and good looking) version of Kuroki siblings.
>>288849955Why is he such a jerk my god.
>>288848366My heart belongs to the big imouto
>>288848366Why do we have to fight? No more sister wars
>>288850985>No more sister warsYayoi is the one ruining it all.
>>288851017But look at Uzuki go.
Imoutos who are also onee-chans
>>288849409Ironic post Tumblr xister
>>288849371>You guys seriously gotta slow it downThese threads don't get pushed off that catalog, there just not enough board activity to combat one guy bumping the thread up every 4 hours or so and therefor these threads last forever.
>>288850985This. It doesn't matter whether it's the ane or the imouto, the important thing is that their brother Haruki requires sisterly rape correction.
>>288848366I would like Onee-sans more if it wasn't for Onee-sanfags constantly picking fights with the imoutofags.
>>288851705Middle brothers belong to their sisters
>>288851747It's called inferiority complex.
>>288851705Which Yayoi will never do, it's a two horse race between Mutsuki and Uzuki hitting puberty
>>288851747I would have liked it more if it wasn't filled with normoids with cougar fetish labelling old ladies as oneesan stuff.
All otouto exist for the pure purpose of impregnating their oneesan when the time comes.
>>288851856onee-chan and onee-san are not the sameonee-san could be any older woman
>>288851984>onee-san could be any older womanSo could onee-chan, dumbass
>>288852022less likely because of the intimacy, the abuse of onee is worse than nbr
>>288848927Then dont enter the thread retard
>>288851747>Letting the squabbling of others dictate your opinionWeak, I love imoutos and Onee-sans, you're spineless.
>>288852118No, we just like older sisters here
LOL
I love my neesan, I tell her it everyday. I love her little kisses and hugs.
>>288851041Uzuki is a kid.
>>288852323Her Onee-chan have less than 4 years.
>>288848366Fuck you
>>288850985>>288851705Fuck I really wish Mutsuki was my older sister
>>288848366always knew this that's why my girlfriend calls me little bro even in public
>>288852105It wouldn't be an issue if you fucking /b/tards kept to a single thread instead of spamming one for each of your degenerate faggotry, and worse, turn every other thread into being about your tiny dick bait. Now fuck off back to BRchan, dvach or pinoychan, whichever you thirdies invaded from.
>>288852255Arab moment! Incest 4tw!
>>288852255I bet the 'Fuck your brother' thread is an attempt at luring that alleged femanon who has been claiming to have successfully seduced her brother.
>>288852840imouto are rapists, onee are pure, they would never
>>288852750they only want younger cousins
Not the biggest onee-fag but I definitely like the idea of an older sister seeing her brother grow from a small kid to a man. Especially when he hits puberty and goes from being a little kid who she needs to help all the time to towering over her and passively showing how big he is by getting stuff off tall shelves or picking things up for her
>>288852986Not true, Zoroastrianism which they founded was all about sister fucking. Hell the fetish itself came from there to Europe. It's really a core fetish for /a/ for a reason.>Inb4 "achually Persians and Arabs are different"
>>288853554>>Inb4 "achually Persians and Arabs are different"Well one they are different vastly so and two Islam wiped out Zoroastrianism. Yeah bro I also played CK2 I know about divine marriages between sibling you're not special.
>>288853554Very little of the zoroastrians remain.But Persia was incredibly powerful under it.Jamag was a very good onee-chan.
>>288853442>picking things up for herHerself included.
>>288853442Oneefags are just mamafags in denial.
>>288853894No, they're wife fags, mama is a used up hag.
I want a story about a loli onee-imouto who's aggressively after onii-chan's cock.
>nee doing laundry>she forgets to change it over>nighttime comes and her bedding is just being put into the dryer>asks if she can sleep by me since her stuff is drying>she hugs up on my back>fall asleep>wake up feeling completely refreshed>unironically the best sleep I had in years>now want to sleep with her more but unable to ask>realization hits that I might be an oneefag after all
>>288853554>achually Persians and Arabs are differentYes they're actually pretty different though. Former are actual Indo Europeans larping as Semitics while Arabs are an actual Semitic group. Unless you're done race autist (or a Mediterrenean yourself and aware of subtle phenotypical differences of people from different regions in your area) I doubt you could easily distinguish between a Persian and a Mediterrenean.
>>288854383>sleep by me>hugs up onWhat is with this strange wrong-English?
>>288854140so she has younger siblings but wants her onii-chan?Mizuki from bokuben?
>>288853894That's like saying imoutofags are daughterfags in denial. Sure, there are elements that overlap, but to equate them 1:1 is dumb
>>288854434it's actually correct in context, out of context it fails but it scans fine in the right place
>>288853695>Islam wiped out Zoroastrianism.It's still alive from migrant communities that escaped the persecution. Freddie Mercury was one such community(Called Parsi).
>>288854543I remember them, they have sky burials and are known as the antijew because they're a merchant class that somehow aren't psychopathic parasites and give back to their community, india freaked out about their birthrates because they're responsible for much of the actually working industry in india
>>288854540No it's not correct. In context only means you can intuit the meaning which shouldn't be relied on.
>>288854668"sleep by me" is fine, only "hugs up on me" might have issues. But it conveys the point quite clearly.
>>288854635Yes, they established the Tata corporation, which is the Indian company the bought Jaguar.
>>28885453399.9% of neefags are mumfags1% of imoutofags are daughterfags
>>288854830I'm actually an auntfag type neefag
>>288854792But you would never write it that way if you knew the proper alternative.
>>288854533Honestly to me it seems like there's more overlap between sisterfags and yanderefags. Because psychologically they both fulfill the same fantasy, a woman who just loves you because it's you and don't need any special effort or anything so that she loves you. The main difference is that the sister is already in your house while the yandere tries to get in your wife.
>>288854383>>288854792You type like a fag.
>>288848366Yes, but much like imoutos the good examples are few and far between.
>>288854830mamafags need a bulletwe don't want them here.
>>288854989two different people by the way
>>288854979*get in your house
>>288855039I highly doubt that to be the case.
You fags still live with your sisters? I've not seen mine over an year. Underaged, unemployed or browns with joint families?
>>288854434In hindsight I can get hugs up on me, should have used cuddled or something else, but sleep by me is perfectly fine english the hell are you on about?
>>288854975"Sleep by me" is fine, "on" should probably be "against">>288855077Yet it is the truth.
>>288855117We split a mortgage.
>>288855183That's even weirder. Why? Do you plan to live together in the same house for the rest of your lives? Unless you work in the same area or share joint family business.
>>288855155Sleep with me.With.No one says sleep by me. I've only heard stand by me before. Are you ESL?
You guys let the other thread die.
>>288855320Chifuyu supremacy
>>288855285Sleep with me carries sexual connotations, also he isn't telling you what she literally said but what she wanted.
>>288855285Then we are dealing with a simple dialect difference then.
>>288855178>"Sleep by me" is fine, "on" should probably be "against"Sleep by me is not fine, and against is also wrong.
>>288855285slept by me is fine, I've slept by my mom when I was a child after a nightmare I didn't sleep with her
>>288851343I love imoutos who are also onee-chans
>>288855279>share joint family businessWe co-own a business.
>>288855438What bastardised englosh are you speaking?
Or sleep next to me.
>>288855497How do you plan in splitting the business and house once you both have families and wants to go their own way?
>>288855438She asked to sleep by. She put her arm around me and hugged me from behind while laying in bed. I don't know what your english hangup is, perhaps you don't know english?
>>288855438>she hugs up on my back>she hugs up against my backAre you retarded? A hug is literally an act where you are up against each other to begin with.>She hugs my back>>288855561You don't sleep by someone, you sleep next to someone.
>>288855472based
>>288848366They each have their own distinct appeal and I can't rank one over the other.
>>288855587>I put a bottle of juice next to her desk>I put a bottle of juice by her deskYou are retarded.
>>288855686>ESLfag doesn't understand contextYep, it's retarded.
>>288855587I'll be sure to tell my neesan next time she decides to ask me a question that her english is incorrect. Let me guess, you use the word "kindly" frequently in your dialect?
What the heck is going on here?
>>288855767Blogshit and ESLshit.
>>288849409For an anonymous board /a/ is surprisingly dogmatic
>>288855905>dogmaticI think you mean pedantic
Onee-sans that looks like a genderbend version of the protagonist (same hair color and/or eye color), or onee-sans that looks adopted despite being BR?
>>288854830You're making that up
>>288854830>mumfagsNope>>288854882Shit, now THIS has my attention.
>>288852255The people have spoken. Onee-sans win! It's a staggering Onee victory. From this day hence, let it be known that younger sisters cannot compete with their elders and even trying is will lead to complete defeat.
>>288848366
>>288856452>Shit, now THIS has my attention.My gf is older than me and has the thicc body of an anime christmas cake and and the libido of one too, if I wasn't so cute and little brother like I'd probably be calling her auntie in bed but instead we go for big sis and little bro stuff since she loves to call me her little brother
>>288856484That was also an onee-san thread.
>>288848831
>>288851343>>288855472Imouto in the streets, onee on the beach.
>>288848366I dont get the fight this seems more like an "oh sweet two cakes" situation. If anything more shows should have both in it just like how shows use to make more 2nd year characters so they could have kouhai and senpai.
>>288848366It's not something realise, it's something you've always known but give up on as you get older.
Little sisters belong to their big brothers.
>>288848366I love my onee. Simple as.
>>288858060>oneefag>meme spouting faggotcolor me surprised.
>>288858269Does your keyboard catch fire if you don't find something to be mad about?
>>288858363Fuck you and your onee-san.
>>288853442
This statement applies to both imoutos and older sisters, but I find subtle eroticism hotter than full on incest. Stuff like sexual tension, embarrassment, and implication.
>>288848574doesn't really count, same age is it's own category and Tomoko lost her nee-san coding once her and Tomoki were 12-13
>>288855472only possible through freak science that's an afront to god, how fitting
Out of nowhere my imouto asked me last night if I know what the word nymphomaniac means. What did she mean by this.
>>288858639I'll fuck her myself, thank you very much
>>288860271She needs to use your Dicktionary. Give her the book.
>>288856485About that....
>>288848366Twin sister is better than both
Big nee-sans are the best nee-sans.
>>288853894Everyone loves their mother anyway so what's the problem with that?
Where does Chifuyu rank among sisters across the anime spectrum?
Big imouto > all
>>288862617that's a cousin you fucking idiot
>>288862634so why does she say oniichan all the time, dumbass?
>>288848366I have an older sister but not an imouto so the latter is easier to fantasize.
>>288862935But the former is easier to actually hug.
>>288862935It should be easy to fantasize about your sister if she's hot.
>>288863304She is but she practically raised me so it's difficult.
>>288862610Anyone?
>>288863528I would allow her to have sex with me.
>>288851343I could make the case that technically bee is just an imouto. Birb is fake, afterall.
since i had sex ive skipped all ecchi and even all the sex scenes from movies and tv showsi was way happier not experiencing what its actually like
>>288862645Because they're living together, and he's adopted into her family. He's older, and she's a good girl.Many similar cases exist where the brother gets physical, mental and/or emotional abuse.
>>288862610Reiri is better just because she actually got knocked up by her brother.
>>288864084Why are you even comparing to her specifically?
>>288864126Both are from extremely similar series.
>>288864126because Reiri is the clear pastiche of Chifuyu
>>288863750>Birb is fake, afterall.Have you fuckers ever actually watched Birb's arc?
>>288864613Yes and Chris-chan is even more of a woman than a real woman.
>>288864770Does your keyboard catch fire if you don't bring up trannies?
>>288848366only small onee-sans
>>288859530>codingyou mean status surely?
>>288863829
>>288864084I don't think a willingness to sex their brother is what qualifies for a good sister.The good ones transcend it.
Yuki Homura made IS into something that transcended the source material
>>288853442This man gets it.
>>288850083>is the light novel any good?It's fine I guess. Never getting finished because the author threw a hissy fit people didn't like his chosen girl so he quit
>>288864851That's so disgusting.Source?
>>288848366younger sisters are too disloyal
>>288862610Mya-nee, see:>>288729581
>>288865466grisaia no kajitsu
>>288865869Thanks, anon.
>>288848574>Hetcuck still coping LMAO nice crack fag
yeah
>>288866299Is incest an NPC mob activity? Could be for nobility. It has potential, Cid should consider it.
>>288856749
>>288864801He smoked you with that example.
>>288856485But every younger sibling also results in an older sibling. Unless you believe only a first born can be a true older sibling.
>>288854635The jews, and hebrews in general, copied zoroastrianism right from the creation myth and the great flood. The proto-Chinese civilization also copied the light vs darkness dualism very closely with their yin-yang concept. The ancient Iranians were in the middle of the trade route from the middle east to the far east, both on land and water.
>>288864770What about actual genderbender?
Incest is a shit-tier fetish
>>288869879Least retarded footfag.
>>288863750>>288864613Isn't she still BR? How exactly does the phoenix shit work?
>>288867824from a fixed perspective, older siblings cannot increasethe 2nd child will only ever have one elderthe 3rd child can only have 2and so on
>>288848366yes but it was only one more phase to the imouto->neesan->milf pipeline
>>288854830damn I completely forgot about that doujinshi. a bit of a classic.
>>288870482I'm about the age of the average "MILF" and I still like onee-chans the most.
niis belong to nees because imouto just sounds dumb
>>288848366I always loved and preferred the nee-chans, there's just something endearing about girls with that protective instinct
>>288848366I like haruno
>>288871779I want Haruno-sama to take my virginity
>>288866073Poor bait
>>288866073The fact that she's surrounded by weirdos made them a little closer.
>>2888647703D is irrelevant, that anon's pic is describing a rule that applies to the Monogatari universe.
>>288851928I was waiting for someone to post this. Thank you for taking on this task.
>>288872248>implying Chri-chan isn't part of the Monogatari universe
Older sister haters take this!!!!
>>288872551I wish Russian women were real
>>288872635No you don't, degenerate.
>>288848366What about mommies?
Sex with your older sister is less hot and more about crying after.
>>288870550That's not how you hug your imouto.
>>288848366Yes.
>>288849233cousins always win baby
Ghost Onee-san.
>>288848366Onee sans are hags!
>>288848366Never
Imouto is superior
>>288874184The large little sister
>>288874096My oneechan is a ghost. I miss her. Fuck drunk drivers.
>>288874019if you and her have no problem with it, then it's not wrongt. certified scientist
hell yeah
Anyone have any sister proof locks they can recommend? I'm tired of my stuff being stolen.
>>288874899I'm so sorry for your loss, anon.
>>288862617>>288874220great taste
>>288865617But where does she rank?
>>288866299He must maintain the strongest mobfu bloodline possible.
>>288870482But I was never an imoutofag?Onee are peak marriageable ideal.
>>288875060>t. certified scientistWhat field are you trained in?
>>288877481What's your threat level? Does she have a grinder and the opportunity to use it undetected?
>>288854533>That's like saying imoutofags are daughterfags in denialJokes on you, I'm not denying it.
>>288851343She's tall AF.
regardless if its oneechans or imoutos it is the purest form of loveyou cannot refute me
>>288861274for me it's tripletsone male triplet x his two twin sisters
>>288879881Ahura Mazda blesses you anon.
>>288880210manga example of this?
>>288881192The world isn't ready.
>>288879748Don't say that, it makes her self conscious
>>288875114Anon, it's time for you to admit you lost, badly.
My onee made motherfucking sloppy joes.
>>288885442Nice. My sister would burn water if you let her.
>>288848366It doesn't really matter either way, except I'm not a pedophile so in practice yes, imoutos a shit.
>>288848366Older sisters are for making daughters.
>>288855285Don't worry anon, I'm with you on this, partially. It's not impossible for a native speaker to phrase it like this, it's a believable error, but it's absolutely not correct for American English. Saying "sleep by me" would suggest like, sleeping in a chair by the bed, or something like that.
>>288879173I'll bet it's something with "applied" in it.
>>288887248>proceeds to do "those things" with her best friend, a loli, a fake tsuntails, a real tsundere and more
>>288887852What a slut.
For your consideration
>>288888450I prefer the other imoneechan in the series.
More "Everyday Conversations with my Big Sister" when?
>>288851343big.LITTLE sister
>>288848366I need onee-san to be my mommy
>>288890027
>>288890099None
>>288890099that's a motherfucker chart.
>>288886271But a native speaker is also hesitant to use sleep with because of the connotations.You wouldn't ask to sleep by someone but you would say someone wanted to sleep by you, though beside would be more witting.
Onee-chan tells you she worried she's going to be alone forever.
>>288888953Dekai imouto?
>>288890572[x] Take her
>>288890869Where to? Disneyland?
>>288890690I recognize that art style.
>>288890572Damn yours too? I told mine she can just live with me forever. I make enough to support us both. I think I was tricked.
>>288850083>I once thought this anime was gay because the MC was being a faggot but you got it right the first time
>>288848366Fela Pure series by Fue is a masterpiece
>>288891428For me, it's the restaurant manager
>>288891428This page warms my heart every time.
>>288892414Cute! Even though she just wants to suck him dry at the end of the day.
>>288890897To bed, to the altar.
>>288892029Great tastes.
>>288891428Who are the other best nee-chan h artists?Aoki Kanji and Yuzuki n Dash for sure, but who else?
CHOOSE YOUR SISTER>useless onee-chan>reliable onee-san>useless imouto>reliable imouto
>>288893488issi-13
>>288894096Reliable onee san who takes care of me
>>288894096once reliable onee who wants to be pampered by her hard working otouto
>>288894096Formerly useless onee-chan who got her shit together but reverts to her old personality when drunk
How would oneescholars respond to tall girlfailure former idol cousins with huge knockers and a crippling gambling addiction?
>>288894096Yes
>>288894096I'll take one of each
>>288894096I have a useless oneechan so I'm a bit biased. I am probably going to take care of her until she dies.
>>288890099Grandpa and Boy 1 only got it on once
>>288897515How useless is she?
>>288897515Well, the least she can do in return is lend you her womb.
>>288897224>>288897322Well, now you need to come up with a wacky LN title!
>>288894828wholesome as fuck
My imouto keeps asking me to watch Fruits Basket. Is it any good? Should I just watch it to make her happy?
>>288897721She can't hold a job, can't drive, can't make friends, can't get a boyfriend, can't cook. She's pretty useless, but I love her.>>288897836That thing probably doesn't work either.
>>288898453>She can't hold a job, can't drive, can't make friends, can't get a boyfriend, can't cook. Can she clean at least?>She's pretty useless, but I love her.Are you sure she isn't a cat?
>>288852118You aren't wrong in a broader narrative sense but I don't think it's fair to target onee threads for this argument, since they embody a personality type of that late-teens to mid twenties woman who makes possibly the best marriage ideal.There is clearly a push to promote ways of life and technologies that lead to antinatalist effects, or at least policies that reduce the calibre of those reproducing.
>>288898453>That thing probably doesn't work either.Only one way to find out, otouto-kun
>>288898700How autistic is she? Could she even survive on her own?
>>288898700She can clean it just takes a long time.>>288898827I don't think she is that far gone. She does masturbate more than is probably normal so who knows.>>288898982Not stupid autistic but she is very socially autistic. She would die on her own.
>>288899100>She does masturbate more than is probably normalHow do you know?
>>288899225I have done enough of her laundry and touched enough of her underwear to know.
>>288848574There is a very much more than non zero chance of Tomoko getting pregnant and not saying who the father is.Anons did you ever tell your sister you wanted to marry her as a kid? It could come back to haunt you.
>>288898453You should give her a hug and tell her you love her. All sisters deserve hugs and affirmation.
>>288855438>>288855587Retarded Jeet. "By," is a preposition and an adverb with multiple uses that you have to intuit the meaning of. "next to", it also means the same thing as "nearby", and past tense usage are all valid.This stuff gets you ESLs every time.
>>288899535She doesn't like hugs anymore. She doesn't like me touching her in general anymore. When I tell her I love her she just gives me silence. I know she cares but something has been up her ass lately. I can force a hug on her, I suppose.
>>288900005guerilla hugs
>>288900005>>288900014hug ambush tactics, use camouflage, identify periods when her defences are at their weakest
>>288900005Are you sure she isn't clinically depressed?Keep her away from pills or sharp items.
>>288900477he should monitor her eating and sleeping patterns
>>288900014>>288900203She made a funny noise. The hug was initially a struggle but ultimately successful.>>288900477I don't believe that's something I have to worry about. She's never shown any sort of self harm tendencies.
>>288894096As someone with a useless imouto, I'd sell my soul for her to be reliable
>>288894096My imouto can do a cartwheel, I cannot. Is she better than me?
>>288901009Fuck off with your embarrassing larp fantasy you stupid idiot. Not anime.
>>288894096I take cooking lessons from my nee so I would say she is pretty reliable.
