You're now an anime high school transfer student.
>>288872227I join the mystic sleep club
>>288872227I make an embarrassing slip up during my class introduction
>>288872227I flip up Shinka's skirt!
>>288872227I accidentally impregnate the girl in charge of the library, drop out of school and get a job to support our family
Is this one of those "everyone is super friendly" SOL anime schools or violent bully inferno?
>>288872370Everyone is a super friendly bully.
>>288872227Oh god oh fuck i'm totally fucked I don't speak japanese nor have anything to say I have any right to be in japan and i'm 29 years old
>>288872227Minasan, konichiwa! Ore wa Ken-sama desu.
>>288872227I would shoot up the anime school
>>288872227Uraaa!Im definitely going to be sniffing a lot of skirts!
>>288873057B-BASED
>>288872227Am i the turbo lesbo?
>>288872227Best place to try out this watch that can stop time
>>288872658TN:Ken is a meme representing stereotypes of gaijin in japan
>>288873189Did literally everyone in school daydream of a time stop fantasy?Is it a natural universal phenomenon for school kids to think of such a thing?I remember thinking of it when I was in school and I had never ever even heard of it before or since, not until seeing it in anime and manga stories, decades after I left school.
>>288873339No, manga gave me that idea
>>288873339I wanted time stop because I just wanted to sleep more before school.
I eat something that disagrees with my normal gaijin diet and fard and shid myself the first day of class. I try to blame my woes on bad milk but they don't even serve at the school. So now I am stupid, stinky and a LIAR
>>288873422I remember thinking of it in middle school and in high school. I thought I was so brilliant and genius for thinking of it and was convinced it must be a real possibility why else could I have thought of it and felt so strongly about it.But it my own private, secret Discovery.
I just want time stop because I don't want to go to work today
>>288873495It is a very cool idea
I'd be excluded for being a tall ginger that can't speak Japanese and also a grown man
>>288872227Cum in Kumin every siesta.
>>288873339yesjust like that imaginary dude who runs alongside your car on a road trip, it's just a thing we all collectively think of by coincidence
>>288873634>coincidence
>>288873634>that imaginary dude who runs alongside your car on a road trip,Uhh, no. That's ridiculous and of no use whatsoever. I never imagined that. Nor do I wish to
>>288873750that's because you're a soulless npc
>things that will never happenI hate school so much that I could implode all stars in a 1000 astronomical units radio
>>288872227And by the way, I crossdress and steal all the boys' hearts and seamen.
>>288872227How does a fat bald oji san of 40 enroll as a high school student?