>slop was supposed to be the exception to slop trope
lmao

>>288886031
>Mindbroken Warm Piss drinker flees to another thread

>>288886177
Be careful, they'll make an /a/ sings vid of your fandom in their gay ops discord

>>288886031
In all honesty, Kishi was never going to make average Joe strong entirely through training.

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Naruto was chosen at birth to be the vessel of the legendery kyuubi no kitsune by the greatest ninja of the previous generation who's face and hair on the big mountain looked suspiciously like Naruto's
In one night with no preparation he stole from under the nose of the village's top security their most prized scroll of forbidden jutsu, picked one that 'looked easy', and immediately mastered it, and the only reason it didn't kill him is a side effect of being chosen to be the vessel of the Kyuubi meant he had massive stat buffs even without tapping into its power, so actually the reason he kept flunking ninja boot camp exams is because he was just too strong to perform such flimsy techniques
He was then chosen to be trained by the strongest teacher in the village alongside the last survivor of the greatest clan in the village
On his first serious mission he defeated the apprentice of one of the seven strongest ninjas of another village using the power he was chosen to be a vessel of, which resulted in his team being pushed for an early promotion exam by his teacher
He beat the heir of another prominant clan through sheer coincidence, then beat the strongest student of the second strongest clan in leave and the strongest student of the strongest teacher's rival by using the power he chosen to be a vessel of
Also while his teacher was busy teaching the other chosen on on the team (chosen by his brother to be the last Uchiha that will avenge the clan by murdering him, the strongest Uchiha of his generation), One of the three strongest ninjas from the village still alive decided to train him instead, after noticing he was a chosen one, and gave him a super prestigious summoning contract,
I could go on but the fact is Naruto was born a chosen one and only became more and more chosen one with every arc

If you thought Naruto was a plucky underdog pulling himself up by his bootstraps, the version of Naruto you believed in existed only in your own head.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/288881768/#288881768
So this is it, we're just doing the same shitposts with slightly different subjects.

>>288887071
such is the life of Jeremy