If it was Asuka instead of Mari, you'd all be praising the film. Let no one be fooled, this outrage is all about waifus and shipping, not quality writing.The latest Asuka short is proof of that. All you people care about is who your self-insert character would end up with.
>>288886369No, it would still be ass. People only got excited for the short because the rebuilds set the bar so low that a bit of fanservice was like a drop of water in a desert.
Do we really need to get a dozen eva threads every single day?
Asuka won.
>>288886369>If it was the character who had chemistry with Shinji for 30 years instead of an ill-fitting OC, you'd all be praising the film.Woah... riveting observation.
>>288886369i don't care about shikinami
>>288886369>if it was (character who always existed and is pivotal to the original series) instead of (obnoxious faggot character introduced years and years later who no one but Anno cares about) you'd all be praising the filmYeah, no shit.
I fought this fight last night. I leave it to the rest of you tonight.
>>288886548>>288886589>self-inserters don't care about the plot and are only there for the girlsTruly shocking.
>>288886369That's true. Evafags have always been pretentious picks who are actually shipping schizo not caring about the actual plot.
I have never watched the reslops and I never will
>>288886548Shikinami a shit
>>2888865893.0+1.0 was about moving from the past. Asuka moved on and Shinji did the same
>>288886369No, 3 onward it was shitWas bad before too
>>288886369I knew he wouldn't end up with Asuka, Rei or even Kaworu, and I was fine with that. I still thought the third and fourth films were poorly handled, though, and Mari was one of several things they dropped the ball with.
>>288886369Still bad tho
No, Kaworu should have won.
Bring me Asuka.....
>>288886369>>288887074>>288887252>>288891508Is the Kensuke schizo or the /ffg/ schizo. Either way you lost Asuka and Shinji fuck and Kensuke watched from the cuck chair
>>288887074>>288887252You know what's funny about this schizio.1) You can't say people don't care about the plot when it's about a character who plot relevance makes no sense to begin with2)that's not what the movies about.. Before you shitpost "watch the movie", I don't need to because Anno already explained that 3)This is like the 3rd thread in 3 days about Shipping and it's you crying about Asuka4)Shinji fucked Asuka and Kensuke watched
It's amazing how awful the thread gets when the Kensuke schizo is here and you can tell exactly who it is and when they arrive
>>288891811Asukaschizo. Baby. Let's not fight anymore <3.
>>288892043Kensuke pedo Baby. Let's not fight anymore <3.
It's amazing how awful the thread gets when the Kensuke pedo >>288891949 # >>288892043>>288892043is here and you can tell exactly who it is and when they arrive
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Asukaschizo/Lmao, Kensuke pedo melty
>>288886504..'t stop sucking Kensuke's dick! His balls are almost dry!
>>288886504 ..'t stop sucking Kensuke's dick! His balls are almost dry!
>>288886504..'t stop sucking Kensuke's dick! His balls are almost dry!.
..'t stop sucking Kensuke's dick! His balls are almost dry!.
88886504 ..'t stop sucking Kensuke's dick! His balls are almost dry!.
>>288892198 >>288892217 >>288892227 >>288892241 Your silly attempts to have me banned won't work, Asukaschizo. Now seethe into oblivion.
Case in point
Case in point.
>>288892198 #>>288892217 #>>288892227 >>288892245>>288892241Your silly attempts to have me banned won't work, Asukaschizo. Now seethe into oblivion.
Another brown pedo melty from Kensuke pedo. I can see why Kensuke tard keeps winning.
I'm so tired of chainfags. They have to go and ruin everything on the board with their constant schizo self reply on other threads.
>>288886369People simply don't see the forest for the trees with this and so they don't catch the meta brilliance of it.Mari is a workaround to avoid spoiling rewatchability of the orignal as well as fan debate. It was necessary to not have a canonical Asuka/Rei romance result.Now consider the meta commentary of plot: It is a Triumph of (the) Wille by defeating the plans of the long noses with Wonder Weapons (waffen), which allows the birth of a world free from the schemes and meddling of the long noses. It is a fucking master stroke that he managed to make and distribute this plot.(And yes, it is Shinji's dad, not the long noses themselves. But it is their plan. No way it would have gotten made and distributed if it portrayed the various obvious jews themselves like the original. Again, a nifty workaround that allowed him to pull this shit off.)
>>288886369It should have been Misato. Mari is every bit as objectionable as Misato is, in terms of a pairing for Shinji, since in terms of years lived she's just as old, hell, she's OLDER.And at least Misato would have looped us back around to the original series.
>>288891508>>288891811Get a room you two
This could be us.
>>288893070>>288892043Give it up. No matter how hard you spam shifty fan art and the thread. Anno, made this canon. It will always be canon. Kensuke will always be a cuck. Let that sink in, Anno personality made Asushin Canon making 5 year of you seethe spamming Kensuke worthless
>>288893070>>288893070I just realized the furfags site is workout again. No wonder Kensuke pedo has been melting down. Usually he spams that one thread on desu
>>288893070>>288893040Also, he's samefagging like always. Also, didn't he get banned after saying he couldn't?
>>288893070The widest thing about that image is all the times you spammed I think nobody posted out how it's ai photoshopped to an actually mall image >>288893369Anno was a real won for that
Asushin won
Like how can you even compare shirts AI art to an actual Canon event THAT Anno made. Just like Rei got stuffed by Kaworu , Shinji put a baby in Asuka
I could be your hero baby
>>288893369It's more like he took a side in the debate than made it cannon. The right side, obviously.
>>288893633Nah, the short is canon. Anno said it was the 4th ending to Eva, also Kensuke pedo is spamming Asuken art, he really must be mad today
I can give a baby, baby
>>288886369>If it was Rei instead of Mari, you'd all be praising the filmFixed it for you.
Did he win?
>>288893772>that flenameHe sure did
>>288893875>Kensuke schizo twitterNow it all makes sense
I'm just a dude shitposting in my mid 20s. You on the other hand are an insane 40 yo stalker that thinks Asuka is real. You even made a whole kiwifarms thread about me. Get Help
>>288886369>if the ending made sense, it would make senseAre you stupid, OP?
>>288893991damn... this shipping shit gets serious fast. thats fairly worrying, if im being honest.we should just hug it out and live in peace or something
I'm just a brown pedo shitposting the same shit for 5 years, while being in my mid 20s while looking at BBC porn. You on the other hand are an insane 40 yo stalker that thinks Asuka is real. You even made a whole kiwifarms thread about me. Get Help
>>288894263I wish Asukasis was this caring.
>>288886369Adding in a last minute new character, especially one that's a bit Mary Sue, never really goes over well.
>calls /dbs/ for help>nobody shows uplol shinjifags are so pathetic.
All this because Kiwifarms made a post about him. Kensuke schizo really is 5D chess shitposter not seething, also, he 100% didn't spam BBC and cp
>>288894784>IESLBAre you from Venezuela?
Kensuke schizo really is losing it >>288894769
I miss the kaworu asuka femanon
>>288886548>who had chemistry with ShinjiAsucucks can't into literacy, same as poowercucks. There wasn't chemistry with Shinji, as she barely tolerated his wimpy ass 'till he began to outdo her in the sync tests and showed her hatred at him.Shipperfags should rope themselves.
>>288891811Powerfags and Asukaschizos seem to be the most delusional fanbases ever.Asuka rejected a future w/ Shinji. She wants to make her own future, and in said future, CHADsuke is gonna be by her side.
>>288894387i think its more of a "basic empathy" thing, actually.i do appreciate the compliment though
Why are Evangelion threads like this
>>288891811You are as much of a problem as him
>>288886369Mari is a nobody in the Universe of Eva and didn't belong
>>288897226You literally spent like an hour spamming the thread. Kensuke pedo you have issues behind just Shinji fucking Asuka
>>288897226>>288894953>>288894913How has a single janny not show up and ban you Kensuke pedo.
>>288897282You're literally so mad because of some troll that you can't even spell things correctly. If you had never given him attention, the whole "Kensuke lmao" meme wouldn't exist.You’re a mentally ill cretin and you should kill yourself.
>>288897860Shinji is fucking Asuka right now. It's canon and it happened
>>288897886What makes you think I care about two imaginary characters having sex, you loon?
