Are you truly the one I know?
>>289503751>puts her life in Subaru's hands>Subaru will let her die
>>289504350
Hugging unconscious Arc 10 Crusch
none of the sluts other than anastasia (being possesed by echidna) deserve to rule an entire country. crusch is a good commander on a small scale tactical level but she's also a meathead dumbass
>Capella starts transforming into your ideal woman right before your eyes>she very quickly realizes that your idea of a perfect woman was just her all alongHow flustered do you think she would be?
I love Shaula
>>289504950
I want to see Otto pop a blood vessel once Slutella comes back and immediately straddles Subaru instead of destroying the world.
>>289504659I think she would turn you into a fleshlight
Is it safe to pet Capella?
Damn brat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYimIOyNQ8
I love Petra
>>289505773Very well, this has convinced me of her value in feeding all the children I will have with Petra.
>>289505030Satella is freed, the entire world shits itself, they find her with Subaru doing the victory pose.
>>289506996when is the Echidna pride IF movie coming out bros? you said it was just two more weeks
>>289507203Echidna is greed you DUNDERHEAD
Would Emmy like six-seven jokes?
>>289507472Just like most things in Emilia's life, she won't get them.
SIX SEVEN!!!!!
Have Rem killed anyone for no reason recently?
>>289507203Pride comes with the Blu ray for S4 cour 2 finale. Probably a month after the season ends
I understand why Subaru was getting hard in the hall of memories...
s4 ep 11 is highly overrated.
>>289509190its good but not even top 5 moments in arc 6
>>289509241>just 1 more ep bro, it will be good then..
>>289509547unironically yeahnext ep should be boringep after is goodthen theres a bunch of "boring" episodesthen theres the best moment in the entire seriesthen its nothing but good episodes ending with a shock for anime onlies
>>289508639DAMN BOI
>>289508639This is sexist
#livewatchCute Shaula, as always. God Meili is so hot. Almost came when she licked her lips. I NEED a full length Meili ASMROh…Body graffiti, that’s new.
>>289511846Daughter version is cute but sex pest one has that exceptional allure, they need to combine and mix into 70% daughter 30% sex pest.
>>289511846>Man does bad thing->gets killed>Woman does bad thing->gets forgiven, joins the good guys, lives
>>289511955I don't get what happened in those last episodes, was Meili wanting to get railed by Subaru or something?
>>289512071Yes
>>289512048Have you tried being cute?
>>289512139>hugs and headpats>facefucking while choked by her own hair
>>289512558Why is she carrying her mother?
>>289511955I wish someone would make a Meili asmr video but instead she says "Aishiteru" in Satella tone for an hour straight
>>289512071Yep. Next cour opens up with Subaru officially making Meili ‘his girl’.
>>289511846Where's that one Arc 7 meme pic about a resigned looking Subaru pulling along with one arm a nagging Rem and a teeth baring hairy Louis?
>>289513098when the brat gets corrected
CHAPTER 25 WHEN
>>289513098Too bad she expected him to give her a good time alone but he ruined the moment by choking her for too long
>>289513098Hot
>>289509065Tappei is the worst writer ever born for not giving us loli sex
>>289513696>>289513426>>289513353>>289513267Mushoku tensei threads are that way
>>289513816The yaoi board is this way >>>/y/
Louis' design was stolen from a pokemon character btwTappei need to confess his copyright infringements sometimes
>>289512048Roswaal does bad thing in Sanctuary arc and lives. Subaru does bad t
>Anime only.>Youtube pushes random short titled: why didn't Shaula notice ?So much hate.
>>289513907more like he improved on it with shark teeth
>>289514052Just make sure to hide spoiler channels like that jeet LarpN historian and to wait for next cour episode
>>289513852Bet you're familiar with that.
>>289503751>series ends with this season of the animeShame! Would've been nice if there were more to Re:Zero. Oh well!
>>289508639Echidna... I kneel...
>And all the fears you hold so dear.
You know the scene where Rem tells him he's not a hero?If it was Meili instead of Al she would've gave him a pity handjob while telling him he looks retarded while crossdressing.
>>289514534Meili wouldn't make it in time to stop him from giving himself severe brain damage. Al showed up just on time.
>>289514379Its probably for the best they cancel the series from bleeding more money. Mushoku Tensei will always be above in sales despite having like 1/3rd the LN volumes and anime content
>>289514570>Al saw him get permanent brain damage in some loops and went backConsidering he tried to use his power to do very basic stuff like trying to convince Priscilla to stay home I wouldn't be surprised
>>289514534A bratty loli like her has no right in being in such a sexless series like this ToT
This is your hero, Reinhardkeks?
>>289514599The timing is suspicious and Al was really determined to fix Subaru without leaving him, chose just the right words and he was aware of the severity of damage Rem caused. Knowing Al it is almost a certainty.
Bro's alive.
>>289514641What am I supposed to be upset about here?
>>289514810No shit? It was never implied otherwise.
>>289514949Reinfraud made Meili cry...
>>289514949Reid pulled on women, children and noncombatants who were slandered and not at fault.
>>289515322An Evil Woman is an Evil Woman, no matter how old.
>>289514949He's supposed to save people and just doomed a tiny innocent bratty slutty dommy little girl.
>>289514351>No youThis is the life of a man with no loli wife
>>289514379Please let this not be bait. Vollachia is a shitshow and I don’t want it.
>>289515851Vollachia >>>> arcs 1, 2, 3, 5
>>289515464Some people do not deserve to be saved.He didn't feel obligated to save Regulus either, why would this be any different?
>>289515958meili threatened the city after trying her hardest to live a proper life because reinhard pulled out the "instantly erase you from existence" sword after the most minor resistance from a group full of women, children, and an old man. reinhard is the bad guy in this situation.
I love that Tappei basically told us the sword gets extracted when the plot demands it, but in universe context the sword decided that yes the little girl running away must be cut down
>>289516122Reid hates women and animals
>>289516122>the sword itself recognized Meili as evilLiterally what more proof do you want?
Would Felix say uwu?
>>289516250Post Arc 10? Nah, he's now a gigaCHAD punished cat man ready to reclaim his masculinity by fucking the shit out of Crusch.
>>289516263Wtf is an Arc 10?
>>289516263I hope he gets cucked
>>289516165The sword recognized her as a worthy enemy, not necessarily “evil”>Literally what more proof do you want?She’s not evil until Typhon says she is
>>289516250Felis is a strong, dignified knightHe would NOT debase himself like that
>>289506226
>>289516165Shes as dangerous as a Sin Archbishop if you think about it
>>289503751>Harusabin my goat went from making the best fanarts to actually make it in the animeHooly shit I didn't know
If Meili was raised by wild beasts shouldn’t she be incontinent and incapable of understanding/speaking human language?
>>289517414Elsa "rescued" and taught her when she was a toddler.
My Meili tulpa sure is saying "kashira" a lot lately
Gee I wonder who that giant scorpion could be
>>289517958We may never know.
#livewatchDone with Episode 11. Fuuuuck now I have to read. Seems like Arc 6 is the wayhttps://witchculttranslation.com/2020/05/02/arc-6-chapter-55-you-who-awaits-the-snowmelt/Maybe I’ll get in some Japanese Immersion (tm) while I’m at it>>289518120It could be anyone!!
>>289514570Why didn’t Al just tell Rem about Subaru’s heroic exploits? Is he stupid?
>>289516548Tanza throws a love hotel at Subaru
>>289518214Al has mommy issues.
>>289517414being turned into a frog fixes that
>>289518227Yeah sure buddy and Al is a blue haired half Oni too
>>289503751When's the second cour for this season coming out?
>>289518317August 12
>>289518339BASED BASED BASED BASED
Meili's foot
>>289518488
https://files.catbox.moe/kyjk0z.pngme in the middle
>>289518557do you think rams milk is blue like that elephant thing luke fucks in star wars
blue ram
>>289518568https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112595644
>>289518594
>>289518214That was against the script you seeAl didnt care enought just make Subaru to get going was the objetive
Post Beako.
>>289518594>blue ramThat's angry Rem.
>>289518725I'm pretty sure a happy Subaru is way more useful than a sad Subaru.
Cecilus anal.
>>289518488If I had a Meili I'd give her foot massages and pamper her.And rough correction sex too, but that's for later.
>>289519182Ram anal.
>>289518809
>>289519808Its a tragedy the fandom made him run away from making art. He really had the best match in terms of quality and the tone of this series unlike Ootsuhack
>>289519455>foot massagesCute>pamper herAdorable>sexKys
>>289519835QRD? I'm not aware of this drama
sex with meili
>>289519808>Subaru still hasn't plapped this perfectly legal loliWhat a fucking fag.
>>289514641SHAULA! GET HIS ASS
can beatrice get pregnant? what is the child going to be ?
>>289519970Sukoopion tairu
>>289519972Maybe, after all Echidna made her to resemble the most a human as possibleTheres no way Subaru will try thoHe should
>>289520030>Theres no way Subaru will try thoShe's literally serving cunny up on a silver platter. She would be totally okay with it. Hell, she would be incredibly enthusiastic. What the fuck is wrong with him that he isn't piping the fuck out of Beako on the nightly? Tappei is a fucking pussy.
>>289519928Beako isn't for sex. She's only for head pats and teasing
>>289519891Jealous much?
>>289520111Do you think there's porn in the library? Surely Beatrice flicked her bean a couple hundred million times while waiting
>>289519903Zoomers kept reposting, reusing, and stealing his art, even making money off of it on TikTok and YouTube and etc all without giving him credit
>>289520163damn, artists name. now i feel bad. i can at least leave a like on pixiv or something if they have one.
>>289520078At this point in the story is not possible to make it happen organicallyIf Tappei ever entertains that is either he became insane or a fucked up IF I want to know what the fuck was thinking for making the crazy prince of gusteko half spirit
>>289520163I will send Roy to eat every Zoomer that ruined this series.
>>289520163I'm not condoning it, but that's the fate of every popular artist.
>>289520111>Beako isn't for sex.I see you're also a fucking fag.
>>289520150Subaru and Beatrice had disappeared for a few days after making their contract. Unfortunately for Subaru, he had to make up for 400 years of celibacy
Uma Adelheid
>>289520288What's the equivalent of the Reid Sword in the Umaverse?
>>289520288She probably has a lot of passive buff skills
So, what would have happened if Subaru accepted Echidna's deal?Even someone as dumb as I can see that there was some serious fine print there (and Minerva spells that out anyway) but I don't understand WHAT was the fine print...
>>289520429Tappei's answer is the Greed IF alternate story where she makes Subaru try every single possible path in every single situation, and he eventually becomes so numb to death he starts killing himself for the most miniscule of reason, like to tell Petra what the weather will be like later.Though in my opinion, the IF stories feel like too extreme of a path for Subaru to go down.
>>289509241Better than stand up
>>289520150Beako 100% has masturbated the most out of anyone in the verse
>>289520018:D
>>289520549deditated wem
Arc 2 subaru is too unrealisticNo one would try to save the mansion after being killed by those people
>>289520716>Subaru is insaneIt took you too much time
>>289520716I'm a fucking simp and I would die again and again just to breathe the same air as Ram, Rem, Beatrice and even Emilia, I totally get him he is literally me fr
>>289520651
>>289520716i think everyone else is desu. at least suburu has the excuse of looping for about a month. that's more than enough time to get attached to someone. but everyone else, he's only been there for less than a week. It's extremely trusting for someone you just met.
Cecilus anal creampie.
>>289520493>he starts killing himself for the most miniscule of reason, like to tell Petra what the weather will be like later.kekI knew Subaru was hardcore but I didn't know he could be THIS hardcore...
>>289520322Adelheid's futa horsecock
The last good IF was glutonny
>>289521124>didn't read Sasageru IFCouldn't be me.
>>289520962Ram anal with Roswaal.
>>289521141Really wasn't all that. All the new Ifs have been far too hopeful and happy (Sasageru) or otherwise barely changed anything at all (last year's). I miss the brutal hopelessness of Tsughihagu, Kasaneru, Ayamatsu, and Oboreru
there's a species of spider that produces a sweet milk-like liquid to feed it's young so thats probably what shaula's breastmilk tastes like
I hope next year's If is the revised Lust If Tappei said he was gonna make a few years back. I bet it involves Subaru either losing patience with Emilia and pushing things too far or else trying to get with multiple women at once and create a harem of some kind
>>289521181>too hopeful and happy (Sasageru)???????????????????????????
>>289521225It had a happy ending. The others are totally doomed, with only perhaps Tsugihagu having any chances of improvement from a lucky RBD
>>289521246>Tsugihagu having any chances of improvement from a lucky RBDYeah, I don't think RBD would be able to go that far backAlso considering the stunt he pulled on reinhard, it's almost certain this wasn't his first try and although not impossible, him running from the tower, killing everyone all over again just to get another try at facing reinhard seems unlikely
>>289519972>Only one way to find out I suppose..
>>289521181The other IF's are fanfic tier angsty. 3 of them are just Subaru becoming an evil psychopath mass murderer crazy guy for increasingly dumb reasons.
>>289520190Iwa to mushi, he has hundreds of good re zero art before 2023 when he stopped, even Arc 7
>>289521306nothing wrong with that
What if Reinhard was 7 feet tall?
>>289521306Glutonny makes sense in contextAyamatsu is a bit forced but I love the way it goes and, since subaru's obsession with emilia is not dealt with the same way it was in arc 3, I can accept itOboeru is dumb though I'll give you that
>>289521221Lust IF is probably Capella taking Subaru to her rape dungeon forever since he failed the Priscilla attack. Author splits the IFs once in each arc except for Arc 5, the one time we see Lust. And they themselves dont have names attributed to sins despite the fandom giving them it.So Capella after taking him to her castle in Gusteko pretends to be the women he cares about and morphing as the main female cast he goes insane from how much enjoys her raping him as the people he cares about. Good shit or nah?
>>289521412One thing that bothers me is it somehow revolves around Emilia in almost every IF except in Sloth IF and Gluttony IF which is my favorite. We need a Petra IF Tappei, the fans need it...
>>289521308thanks. i do see his art on a lot of youtube videos now that i'm looking. gave him a follow
>>289521461>We need a Petra IFRead Sasageru
>>289521461>. We need a Petra IF TappeiSHITra never ever
>>289521282Subaru has no reason to start killing people again after reading their Books of the Death because he retains memories between loops, so it's fair to assume that him flooding Priestella at the end of Gluttony IF is somehow his first loopWith this information: Greedbarunybaru > Gluttonybaru > Sasagerubaru >>>>>>> Wrathbaru > Pridebaru > Lustbaru
>>289521510Thats more like a Melancholy IF than a Petra IF, she never got married to him in the end
>>289521529What if the save point is updated to after he's already read the book of death? Wouldn't he be permanently fucked there?
>>289521412The problem with Gluttony is that he goes through the library countless times and not once does he find his own book. And him having a Meili tulpa makes him start murdering, but an Emilia and Julius tulpa doesn't make him take another path.Pride is the least bad, but the idea Subaru can't find a way to stop Emilia from going to the loot house in 80+ loops is ridiculous.
Did they explain how petra was alive 400 years later
>>289521559He never married Ram in Wrath IF and that's literally the only Ram route we will ever get, just be happy that he somehow admits that he loves her
>>289521573>. And him having a Meili tulpa makes him start murdering, but an Emilia and Julius tulpa doesn't make him take another path.Well, murder is a habit after all. >The problem with Gluttony is that he goes through the library countless times and not once does he find his own book. Yeah this is a genuine plot hole
>>289521579God, Buddha, Od Lagna, I'll remain forever a cute kawaii loli fr fr no cap
>>289521579Nah, but its probably similar to how Pandora never ages or changes.
>>289521579Complete headcanon but I want to think she vowed to never move on from her mission.Or witch factors make you age slower, who knows
>>289521160>>289519518Cecilus feet
>>289521605Roy ate them
>>289521657Glutonny can't eat the same person twice
>>289521669Roy ate them.
>>289521669he meant that Roy ate the physical books, not Subussy a second time
>>289521669he ate the book
Rui looks uh... different... from what I expected.
>>289521669He ate them
>>289521711They can become the people they eat, its one of their abilities
>>289521711
>>289521669This implies that Subaru didn't lose his memories in chapter 1, which goes against my favorite headcanon, so I'll kindly call you a retard and move on.
>>289521669>>289521747ESL-kun, do you not understand sarcasm?
What if ESL-kun UNDERSTOOD sarcasm?
>>289521798What if Roy ATE him instead?
>>289521798what if anon was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in ESL threads for 10000 years
>>289521849That already happened for that i felt it was 10000 threadsWe dont need to go back to that
>>289521862this video gets the daphne seal of approval
Notice how Royfags, EVILfags and WhatIFfags are one and the same?This implies that Roy is EVIL and he can only be interesting in hypothetical scenarios.
>>289517958>>289518206Why would Ram do that to everyone?
what if Regulus was evil
>>289518622
>>289522050Hugging this would hurt less than hugging normie Ram btw
>>289518725Wouldn’t the best option be to make sure he feels like a hero again?
>>289521648>Or witch factors make you age slower, who knowsThey do not. At least not as a default function, Capella and Reggie get to be immortal as a bonus.
>>289519835Yeah that all goes out the window when everything he draws looks depressing. You’re making even less if you watch the anime
>>289522146Does this mean we get 5 witchillion side stories about the archbishops of the past? At least gluttony, wrath, and lust.
>>289522076
>>289522286Only this set is called archbishops and you don't need side stories their backstories get covered when they show up or die for the most part.
>>289520716Rem and Ram are shit but I’d still try to smash Beatrice and Emilia. It’s literally a free orgy
do you think frederica can lick her pussy like a cat
>>289522335Petra does it for her
>>289521651Ram feet.
>>289522329>FreeBro Puck exists
>>289522445If you went into the library and said you were that person, there's a chance you could convince her to gank puck
>>289522445Puck goes to sleep at night and guess what time the freaks come out at?
>>289522499Puck is stronger than beatrice>>289522522He'd either sense malice in you beforehand and ice you or he'd ice you the morning after. And that's implying emilia would just let you do whatever
Emilia could briefly go toe to toe with an Archbishop and people in this thread think they can overpower her lmao
>>289503751Does Subaru ever become a man or does he always remain a whiny bitch boy weasel?
>>289522535>>289522579Emilia is so retarded she can't even comprehend why groping her is bad. She's literally the perfect girl to trick into sex.
>>289522579You don't need to overpower her, you only need to outsmart her
>>289521573>Pride is the least bad, but the idea Subaru can't find a way to stop Emilia from going to the loot house in 80+ loops is ridiculous.He probably did tried but in the end either Emilia somehow managed to get to the loot house or Elsa went out of her way to kill her, Pride IF suffers from being the shortest IF story since you can't see his thought process as well as in other IFs or the main story, hopefully the LN version fixes that.
>>289522630>Subaru couldn't manipulate Emilia into believing that her insignia is somewhere else in 80 loopsOnce again Aldebaran proves himself to be better.
>>289522535Puck can’t do shit if I wait at night and there’s no way Emilia would let that happen. And yes Emilia is gullible and will listen to anything since she doesn’t even know lewd things are lewd
>>289522611>Guy that stinks of witch scent arrives at the mansion having suspisciously saved emilia>Next thing you know he's trying to go into her room at nightYou're getting killed hard
>>289522579You just tell her about adult wrestling. She only wears clothes because Puck said she should, she has no natural sense of shame and doesn't actually know what people are covering up with their clothes or why.
>>289522630Its Pride because he's being stupid and spiteful, he wants to beat Elsa and finds he can't. Calling the guards was always an option and the first time he even tries it works. Then he's happy the normal guards have problems with Elsa so he's not just uniquely a shitter until Reinhard shows up and wrecks her so easily it makes Subaru seethe for the rest of the story and he helps her escape. He didn't try anything other than trying to beat his face on Elsa until he called the guards that one time and gets out of the loop.
>>289522709I think you're just lacking. I could do it easy.
>>289522709Smelling like miasma implies that (you) would have RbDIf you can't get past Rem at night with infinite time idk what to tell you
>>289522810I don't want to be killed or tortured even once bro
>>289522821*kills you*
>>289522843AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>289522810If you had RBD eventually you would find a way to seduce everyone in the mansion and kill Puck. It's only a matter of time.
>>289506318A bad craftsman makes you appreciate good work.
>>289522852Could agressor of territory mindbreak puck?
for what reason would you subject yourself to that if you aren't subaru? id just move to kararagi and become a rice farmer. fuck lugunica
>>289522876For what reasons did Al died thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of times?For love
>>289522810Do you really want to turn into an Al baby? Because he's fundamentally a toddler, the novel even specifies how toddlerfied he becomes once his Authority doesn't work anymore
>>289522876Subaru has to do it because he has zero rizz and can only get chicks by save scumming.
>>289522876IS Kararagi safe?Not 100% of course, I'm sure it has crime, occasional wars and all that but is it free of magical beasts, witch-loving psychos and all that shit?t. LNlet
>>289522938>IS Kararagi safe?to my knowledge, the only real threat in akraragi is the zarestia light orb plot which you can stay away from so long as you don't smell like the witch
>>289522678Al did it on his first try but went back and checked other dialogue options.
>>289522874Yes. Reinhard is the only guy that can handle it because he has a dp for that.
>>289522981Dona can too
>>289522611Yeah I just thought of this tactic myself>Go sleep with Emilia >Ask for a wrestling match >Once I’m overpowered she feels my hardness >I move away acting flustered to make her more curious about what it is >After making me cum she’ll be even more aroused since only kissing to her is lewd and her half elf genes will kick into high gear I’ll just have to somehow survive an entire night of half elf snu snu
masturbate before posting, I beg of you
Make sure to masturbate frequently so you don’t become a faggot
>>289523061I'm the kind of guy that gets hornier after masturbating.
>>289523061Fuck off zoomie
im almost done with arc 9man the last vol got very repetitive to the point I found it annoying
>>289523020I think it wouldn't work because elves are sorta asexual because they're a long living raceThe fact that Emilia loves Subaru just a tiny bit is the proofIf you live for hundreds of years you don't need to reproduce often so elves should be kinda frigid
>>289523061 its all over the screen now i cant see the posts
>>289509065tappei is a christian man not a pedophilehe only makes sexy lolis because its funny haha
>>289523020Why aren't you writing smut on AO3?
>>289522759>it’s Pride because he doesn’t want to give up>calls the guards anywayTappei was on some strong drugs writing this part of the IF
>>289512895dont think thats a good idea that would make me cum
>>289523145cute and funny even
>>289523127That's not implied in re zero, as far as we know elves are just as horny as any other species
>>289514607True, at least we get some good hentai out of it. Imagine if Meili was in the Mushoku Tensei universe, Rudeus would've raped her to death.
It's pride because subaru doesn't fuck Elsa and is thus gay
>>289523184The only horny people we have seen (in the main story) are Subaru, Roswaal, Liliana, Kiritaka, Al and Yorna, everyone else is asexual (yes, the Shrudrak are not people, fight me)
>>289523213isn't ferris horny
>>289523188Rudeus doesn't rape. Unlike Meili, who was about to RAPE subaru before Rui saved him.
>>289523213>always headcanoned taritta as the only one being cute among the shudrak since she was acting shy and stuff>go check the official LN design>ugly as fuck
>>289523220Femboys are not people, fight me
>>289523225Utakata, Holly and the green haired girl are way cuter
>>289523148I’m a great writer but there really are some simple ways to get Emilia to put out. Even Rem was pretty easy after Subaru rizzed her up before she became a giga bitch
Echidna is not horny but she would fuck and suck
>>289523127>because elves are sorta asexualEvery elf we've seen has been a raging slut. Fortuna, Diaz, Ryuzu, Emilia, even some random nameless elf said if she was young again she'd be out slutting it up.
>>289523260Would she feed and seed though
>>289523260emotionless sex kino?
>>289523268>Fortuna>Ryuzunot helping your case hereEmilia literally shows us a present that could've been that is probably set 5-6 years into the future from her past and they're still awkward togetherand how is Ryuzu a slut? Ryuzu =/= Sphinx, who didnt even do it for pleasure
>>289523213>Rem, Ram and Petra aren't horny>Ryuzu making lewd jokes isn't horny>Yae offering her body isn't horny>Rui talking about how hunger and being horny are the same isn't hornyBruh
>>289523127You mean the same half elf that couldn’t stop blushing over her kiss and possibly having babies with Subaru and kissed him in that failed loop to tie him down to her? And let’s not forget Fortuna either
>>289523278Nah, Echidna loves to act cute and flustered and shit
>>289523304>and how is Ryuzu a slut?Because she makes passes at Subaru and talks in an inappropriately adult way for her looks? Sphinx is fairly asexual because she's autistic, its the normal ones that are weird pervy lolibabas.
>>289523316is meili horny?
>>289523260Echidna would absolutely try freaky stuff in bed for the sake of curiosity and demand creampies daily because she's Greed
>>289523332Yeah as I made the post I forgot Ryuzu ogling on Subaru, my bad. Damn horny baba
>>289523334Hard to say. Her talking like a slut is fairly unintentional but she does seem more aware of what she's doing than Elsa was. She also seems defensive about falling for onii-san so she's probably horny too.
>>289523334Meili is headpatsexual, sowwy
>>289523326the real dona never did thatIt was all a ploy to manipulate subaru
>>289523349So she's a cuck?>Yeah Petra go flirt with Subaru while I sit on the chair
>>289523349god i love meili
>>289523356>Didn't read No Stella No LifeCouldn't be me.
>>289523355Too bad, she's going to get corrected soon enough.
>>289523363Petra lets her guard down too much, she'll blink and Meili will have taken what she wants.
>>289523387>using Shaula to check how Meili would leglock youkek Holy based.
>>289523387Shaula's tummy! And Meili, I guess...
>>289523387I hate how much sexual tension there was from Meili in this season. What is wrong with these guys that made this season? It made me way too horny for no reason.
>>289523213>Shaula, Beatrice, Meili, Frederica, Echidna, Capella, Mimi, Garfiel>Not hornyBro is reading with his eyes closed
>>289523421mimi is indeed quite horny
>>289523421Please masturbate before reading
>>289523421Beatrice?i can agree on Shaula, meili and mimi tho
>>289523445Stop slurping cock before reading
>>289523480is rem horny?
>>289523480
>>289523508>shoesKilling myself
do i think rezero is better as a book or an anime?
>>289523466>he didn’t read the Beatrice headpat orgasm scene I feel bad for you
>>289523492canonically too, yeah
>>289523524let me read your mind
This thread was fucking dead until someone decided to be horny, I hate you all.
>>289523534
>>289523563It’s the 30-40 year old KHHV pedos that spam it. I await their malding replies.
>>289523563
>>289523583my apologies!
Do we still hate Ram? Am I still allowed to lust for her?
>>289523609we still hate her but we still jack off to her you knowyou can post her dont worry
>>289523213Ram started rubbing her clit on Roswaal as a kid
>>289523634i dont doubt it
>>289523148I'll finish it tomorrow
tanza is horny
>>289523691all the lolisNO EXCEPTIONare horny
>already finished Season 3>Season 4 only has 11 episodes so farOh no... at this rate I'm going to run out of animated material and then I'll have to...read the Light Novel...
>>289523696read the side novels if you dont feel like retreading the stuff you just saw
>>289523696Always read the LN.
>>289523645If you don't link the hottest filthiest smut I have ever read by tomorrow I'll kill myself and blame (you)
>>289523696I'd rather wait for the anime adaptation. I've never read the JoJo manga, and I've been watching since Part 3 was still releasing. The anime currently at Part 7, which is brutal. Different times though, I'm older now... I don't even know if I'll be alive for the ending of Re:zero.
>>289521529What has greedbaru even done?Pridebaru is more dangerous than wrathbaru as well since he's not mess that won't even eat anymore.Lustbaru has potential, he needs a loop where he locks in to defend his harem.
>>289523733Greedbaru has Reinhard, that's it.
>>289523733>What has greedbaru even done?Everything.
>>289523733He tamed Elsa and Ram stopped calling him Barusu, truly the strongest in the (multi)verse
petramei cute
>>289523833What sound would she make if Petra squeezed her?
>>289523859
>>289523866something related to onii chan
>>289523696>>289523718Never read the LN.
>>289523892B-but Roy... The strongestest......
>>289523723It's got smut... eventually
>>289523696>>289523718>>289523901Only watch the anime.
>>289523901>what if Roswaal was evil
>>289523892In the meanwhile in reality>AIEEEEEEEEEE- No, I mean, AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROY-SAMA PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME TOO HARD STOP WASHING ME WITH WATER I NEED THE STINK OR MY WIFE WILL STOP LOVING ME AWOOOOOO...
What if Roy ATE a cookie?!?!?
>>289523696>>289523718>>289523901>>289523943Don't watch the anime.
is there a single character we havent imagined as evil yet
>>289524027What if petra was evil?
>>289524051she causes old men to lust after a child so she already is evil
>>289524027Pointless because we know who has the most WHAT IF X WAS EVIL potential.
>>289523977What if Rem ate Roy's cookie?
>>289524061True, meili is evil too she does that too
>>289524027Aldebaran, truly, we could never imagine him being EVIL and TRICKING Subaru's FRIENDS so they ABANDON HIM and then BETRAYING and SEALING him in the Pleiades Tower for a billion trillion chapter, no way.
>>289523492She's so horny she makes the gluttons horny by proxy
>>289524119Yeah al would never do that
heres my OG re zero character bros>super edgy>comes from the future>hes the son of the Sage and makes all epic manga references>he has the same ability as subaru but he can choose the checkpoint and properly uses it to beat opponents 500x times stronger than him like garfiel>has a cute maid wife like subaru but she shoves her stocking ringed feet inside his mouth through the helmet opening daily>he has a secret ability that sends everyone into a coma at will>so charismatic he can recruit sin archbishopsrate it
heres my OG re zero character >he's like the ringa salesman but he sells pears instead of apples
>>289524169
>>289524182>he's like the ringa salesmanSo he's the final boss too?
>>289524169Me when I consumed Arc 9 via TikTok:
>Compresses your balls for 400 years
>>289524191It's a joke, it's a joke. Besides the Yan part, that's canon and I NEED the anime to animate her to get feet fan art.
>>289524182What if he sold bananas? Vollachians bananas, mayhaps?
Otto x Capella
>>289524553I subscribe to that after Subaru was sealed Otto raped Capella into submission to continue the Suwen line to help Subaru 400 years later.
HOOOLY...
>>289524579Capella if actually sexy
>>289520240Not everyone is a pedophile like you
>>289524619how old is Beatrice?
>>289503751crusch is so beautiful
>>289524636She is toddler sized, her age is irrelevant.
>>289524636Tappei said she’s a child in qna, Clind said her soul is a child, it’s obvious in the story by the way she acts and looks anyway.
>>289524619It’s a shame that small amount project themselves onto others and ruin the thread. I just want novel discussion for the series I love.
>>289524636>nooooooo she's actually 6 gorrillion years old!
oh well i guess if every redditor in the entire fanbase is here i'll have to stop masturbating to beatrice
I'll never understand why people are so protective of Beatrice but never say anything when people lust over Petra or Meili.
>>289524740Whore-madonna complex.
>drink my body fluids what the fuck am i reading?
>>289524758Damn you Freud!
>>289524740Petra and Meili look older. Some people draw them like tiny children but they're both about to be adults within the setting and are ~14. For other reference, that's as old as Asuka is in NGE.
>>289524640
sexual sex with mimi
>>289524820
>>289524769>shoot youself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity
Is it safe to pet Crusch?
>>289524856>Is it safe to pet Crusch?Yes.
>>289524856Will that make her think you're an impostor?
>>289524845
using puck like an onahole while everyone is distracted and then basketball dunking him into the trash
Which would (you) support?>Head of one of the most faithful and accomplished houses in the kingdom >Foregin bitch >Foregin jew>Random hobo>Retard that looks like satan
>>289525031>Foregin bitchAs far as things are publicly concerned Priscilla is a home grown Lugnican noble. While she holds a lower title than Crusch her domain is very productive and enjoys high respect among her subjects. Her people like her more than Crusch's people like her, in general terms.
>>289525031
Adelheid bros...
>Beako birthday would be a spoilerSo what? is she going to be somebody in the current rooster who dies and in the cycles her soul becomes Beako?
>>289525031>Foregin jewthis one. objectively the best choice.
>>289525178The most popular theory is she has the same birthday as Subaru. She's also his biological sister in School IF.
SEKAI WOOMOSHIROKU SURU NO WA
What if Roy and
What if you playfully bit Roy on the cheek?
>>289525233>The most popular theory is she has the same birthday as Subaru.What would that even imply? She's his long lost twin sister from another world?
>>289525300Not twin, but little sister.
>>289525276>>289525290
>>289525308But merely sharing a birthday doesn't imply any sort of familial relationship unless the implication is that they're twins.
>>289525381It could just mean that she was made for Subaru, hence the same birthday. Same rare Yin attribute, high compatibility etc. It’s just speculation until it’s revealed.
>>289525291The salaryman life might be bearable if you have an Elsa and Meili
>>289525233>april 1st>april fool>Tappei will pull a Darren Shan ending.oof
>>289525291This is such a strange ship.
>>289521579Witch.
>>289526006We have pride, they can work together and when they do Elsa becomes a pet.
>>289521579The power of her love for Subaru made her keep going
>>289525409>Echidna made Beako as birthday gift for FlugelMake it real tappei
>>289525409It is a certainty that Betty was made for Subaru, just back when he was Flugel. Echidna planned Beatrice as her actual daughter and treated her as such. Betty could no longer fulfill her original purpose, which was why Echidna shoved her into the library jail for life preservation. Timing of Echidna abandoning her love, going for girlfailure plans and throwing Betty into the library aligns. Once Flugel was no more shit hit the fan for Echidna.
>>289524847Holy fuck I came just by looking at this
>>289526888Cute pet or EVIL pet?
>>289515851>>289515905Vollachia is literally unreadable
>>289528194Yeah, that's the most common opinion among larpers/secondaries.
>>289528220good to know, thanks for the trivia anon
>>289527605Mostly cute but her owner was the most destructive archbishop in history, so uh, extremely evil as well.
What if Subaru WASN'T a hero? (pic unrelated)
>>289528642
>>289528642A lot of corpses, like way more than one would expect.
>>289524856I want Crusch to pet me, and tell me I'm a good boy.
>>289528754>tell me I'm a good boySomething something the wind of untruth
Is it safe to lick Priscilla's armpits?
>>289528754Subaru could have asked for it after the white whale hunt to get headpats from knight Crusch. Demure Crusch would always take this offer so long as there are no witnesses around. Dragon Crusch is a mixed bag, but with the right setup it should be doable.>>289528829Crusch considers Subaru to be the absolute best boy, rather than just a good one. So it wouldn't be a lie.
>>289528947I can't say Amnesia Crusch wouldn't pet Subaru because we barely got to know her before Capella crippled her for 10 years, but there is no fucking way Arc 3 Crusch is petting him.
>>289528220why does every vollachia shill think nobody can genuinely dislike it? arc 5 fans don't act like this.
>>289529098Arc V fans are not a real thing, grow up
>>289529056By the end of the hunt she was downright astonished with him. Crusch was not a fussy lady, headpat? sure, its not like he didn't deserve a reward so she would do it without batting an eyelid. Amnesiac has actually fallen for him, somehow.
>>289526195Excuse me Tanza-san, your antlers are blocking the board.
>>289529181>Crusch unentusiastically petting you and calling you a good boy because you begged her to do it after killing a spawn of the antichrist
>>289529331Rather than unenthusiastically she would be bemused. Crusch knows about both Rem & Emilia so it would make her rise an eyebrow, the mood she would have would depend entirely on the wind blowing around when the request is made. It might even be laughter if he was just acting mischievous.
>>289529453>bemusedArc 3 Crusch isn't autistic enough not to know that petting is something affectionate... Right?
>>289529155I'm sure they're somewhere out there
>>289529619>Crusch knows about both Rem & Emilia so it would make her rise an eyebrow, the mood she would have would depend entirely on the wind blowing around when the request is made.
Ana and Subaru would be cute together
>>289529723Subaru is already interested in two (2) girls, why would Crusch get surprised if he showed interest in her as well
What if The Emiliafag™ and schizoanon were in LOVE?
What if you gave Frederica some catnip?
>>289530436She is a leopard, not a cat.
>>289530539All felines react to catnip anon.
What if Roy was HOT?
What if Tappei released a new chapter?
>>289530099Purely on aestheticEchidna x Subaru >= Elsa x Subaru > powergap > Satella x Subaru > insurmountable powergap > rest prisoner Ram with long hair x wrath Subaru gets a honorable mention, colors just work out.
>>289531017Meds now schizo
Is it safe to post Petra?
>>289531103No she won't fit through the letter box without compression
>>289531103try it and see what happens
>>289522580Sorry, but no. That's never going to happen.
>>289531172She isn't that fat...
>>289522580>>289531270put Rem on his laps and you have a genuine hero with balls of steel.
>>289529155>Arc V fans are not a real thingSpeak for yourself.
>>289531085What is this retardation called?
Crusch (Arc 5) a cutie
crusch's beautiful amber eyes and green hair
>>289531320Her butt is
>>289531733post examples
>>289531837
>>289531882>4 months pregnant
>>289531882Her navel looks weird, kys
>>289531998fuck you
>>289531662What about them?
Can we have a Petra thread next?
With everyones memories of Julius gluttonied the collected knighthood of Lugunica remembers Subaru beating himself unconscious before all of them.
>>289532316They could have just forgot about the event outright. So no beatings for the arrogant plebeian who then got away with everything.
>>289531837Petra's tushy is a treasure of Lugunica
>>289532651Good thing she lived up to her potential rather than staying unnoticed as the village girl
Petra IF but it's just Petra living a normal and happy life without meeting Subaru
>>289531882>>289532651yeah, you guys are of no use. Instead I went to check the official art. Here are the finds. Petra has a very delicate build and slim butt, her hips have just started assuming a feminine shape, any time her ass might look round, she is wearing her maid skirt with a puff up, but when down to pajamas there is barely anything, she is growing and there is a clear potential on display, but she is not there yet.The little girl with an actually huge ass is Meili.
>>289532968She dies. If Petra does not meet Subaru she dies as a child. The end.
>>289522424Cecilus footjob
>>289533455Ram footjob.
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