Volume 60KuramaChapter 575: A Will of Stonehttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>289532399
>>289580579Great Versus chapter. Now back to Naruto....
>>289580617Part 1 Hashi didn't do 1/10 of all that
B&W
>>289580600>WoodNejibros...why am i shaking?>>289580664Are they jobbing to the heat or from the lack of oxygen?
Done!
>>289580761...Then why didn't you revive him instead?
>>289580781>>289581005Arigatou, OP!
>>289580761Madara got tagged? Kek if he wasn't edo Onoki would have killed him
>>289580781SOLO KING
>>289580600>mei being useless
>>289580600Madara would've lost to this earth golem if not for wood style btw
>>289580650>Mei tries to do something>>289580664>Mei is useless>>289580728>half dead geezer that was out of chakra 10 chapters ago has to handle thingsAlso I'm not reading that flashback, qrd?
>>289581328>Also I'm not reading that flashback, qrd?The Stone saves budget in the Tsuchikage monument (singular) compared to the Leaf because it's meaningless and the will of the ninja itself matters the most.
>>289580664the manga became so boring they fell asleep ...
It's kinda insane that Mei doesn't get grouped with the other "useless females" of this manga.
>>289581485because she's mizukage. she at least has an important position like tsunade.
>>289580699rare Konoha-affiliated Madara. The scariest time in the world to be another village's ninja in the battlefield.
>>289580761i dont get it, Madara is supposed to be kinda ugly in-universe, but he's drawn to be handsome AF
>>289580781the power of coincidence
>>289581528AN UGLY UCHIHA MALE? ARE YOU NUTS?? BLASPHEMY
>>289581523At this point, being the kage of side nation has no value.
>>289581149Kisame should be in High Kage, above the edo paths.
>>289581573The no-name uchihas were pretty ugly, i'd argue Obito is also ugly.
>>289581149Do you think the edo jinchuriki are all equal in "stats"? They do seems somewhat balanced out and relative, but at the same time we don't see much of them and in some scenes it appears there could also be differences, such as Han being stronger or Yugito being faster maybe.
>>289580600Wood style justu, the strongest jutsu in the narutoverse
>>289580664>jobbing to pollenThe kage? a bunch of jokes.
solo king is too humble of a title for Itachi Uchiha, it should be more akin to solo god
>>289580664>After you scrub all the stones in Iwagakure then we can talk about mercy
>>289581485>>289580664Has Mei contributed anything of value to this fight? Will she contribute anything later on? Like, why even the few panels of her trying and failing to use a water jutsu if you're just gonna pivot this into an Onoki chapter?
>>289582231Kinda crazy how Kishi uniquely sets her up to be able to do something, only to make her uselessness stand out more.
>>289580684>>289580699>>289580717This is as deep as >Do you know why a ship floats but a stone cannot
>>289581756Yugito is the fastest.Han is the strongest.Fu is most agileRest are whatever
>>289582231>Tsunade says they need Mei's Water Style to counter Madara's Fire Style>when he finally uses one, Mei faints and Onoki just disintegrates it awayNever change, Kishi.
>>289582231>>289582380Basically, Kishi likes to go out of his way to humiliate women.He wastes time to set them up only to throw them in the bin.
>>289580699Woah... The will of stone inside of him... That's pretty deep and meaningful...
Hiashi won.
>>289580761>tfw you will never have your boyfriend's face grafted onto your chest so he's close to your heart 24/7
>>289580772Wait a minute.. Are those CROWS? Could it be!?>>289580781SOLOKING!
>>289580699>>289582894Oh god, he actually wrote the will of stone.I was hoping the will of fire was something unique to Konoha, instead of every village having their will of 'element' and it's all the same.
>>289583135but there's no Will of Housewife?
>>289583204What village should have that?
>>289582173hehe
>>289583135Can you explain to me what the Will of Fire is?
>>289580781The only man that can turn Sasuke face
>>289583316Something ninja from Konoha invoke when they need a plotrelevant powerup.
>>289583215all of them have it.
>>289580617Legends say that Hashirama was...Dude he died like 40 years ago or so.
>>289583453That's ancient in Kishimoto's head.
>>289580617>Edo Hashirama is the most powerful in the verse>Hiruzen solo'd him and his brother and was more afraid of Minatofunny how the retcons work. even Sage Kabuto is the one infodumping this garbage
>>289583547Hashirama was retconned so he could be the parallel to Madara. You also needed someone that was strong enough to kill Madara. I really can't imagine being a Hiruzen fan during this period and the author basically destroying his character to shreds.
>>289581009He can't since Hashiramas soul is trapped in the death god.
>>289580781CRAAAAAAAAAAAAALING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>289583547Hiruzen is the shinobi GOD, remember that you speak of him, peasant!
>>289583712Madara wasn't even killed per-se so someone strong enough to kill him didn't even need to exist.
>>289583869it's uhh the will of parallel Hagoromo brothers
>>289580617The world feels smaller if you establish that Konoha's first Hokage was the strongest Shinobi in the world.And also just making up new power ceilings is never good.
>>289583547>>Hiruzen solo'd him and his brother and was more afraid of MinatoThat's not a thing, he was afraid of taking on 3 hokage at once.
>>289580617>How dare Kabuto!... Who is saying that? Madara? Tsunade?
>>289580664Great timing for a shitty flashback during this super decisive battle!
>>2895841223rd coffin was Madara btw
>>289580684Goddamn I really hate how lazy Kishimoto was with drawing young Onoki. He did a fine job with young Hiruzen and Danzo, why did he fuck up Onoki so bad?
Imagine if in Part 1 Oro spawned Edo Hashi and Edo Madara and Hiruzen beat them both.
>>289584122I mean realistically as soon as Hashirama and Tobirama are about to be opened and they were as powerful as we are told there's no way he wouldn't have had the reaction of shitting his pants in horror at the entire fucking village being nuked into oblivion. HASHIRAMA WAS FIGHTING 9 TAILS MADARA IN THE FLASHBACK AND HE DROPPED TWO METEORITES ON AN ENTIRE ARMY OF NINJAS... HE WAS MAKING 6 CLONES WITH PERFECT SUSANOO EACH.. and we are talking about the guy who defeated Madara in battle regularly. it's insane to think Hiruzen would not alert ALL THE 5 VILLAGES and their elders that Orochimaru has Hashirama and Tobirama in his pocket LMAO
>>289581528>Madara is supposed to be kinda ugly in-universeAccording to whom?
>>289580781What are the fucking chances
>>289580781This is such a huge moment holy shit I can't wait to see what happens next
>>289584352-No one since the moment this chapter was published in Japan...
>>289584280There were in the village so Hiruzen gets buffed.
>>289580761This feels very reminiscent of Sakon's kekkei genkai. I wonder if that's what Kabuto used to attach Hashirama's cells to Madara.
>>289581870imagine the smell
>>289584704
>>289585126Could Particle Style beat this?
>>289581870They sure are lucky Sasori was already defeated.
>>289585126God of Shinobi feat
>>289580579>MadaraFinally we're back on track.
>>289583316Japanese kamikaze wank
>>289583712>I really can't imagine being a Hiruzen fan during this period and the author basically destroying his character to shreds.As a Prime Hiruzen mocker and a big Itachi AND Minato fan, this was a good time for me.
>>289580761Can that face talk?
>>289584149I think it's Tsunade. She has personal experience with Kabuto, after all. One of the silliest things about this war is that the entire world is being threatened by a goggles-wearing dweeb and a glasses-wearing nerd, neither of whom seemed exceptional (i.e., beyond Kakashi) when they were younger. Also they were both Kakashi's foils originally.
Does Madara using the cells of his old rival and wood jutsu feel weirdly out of character for anyone else, or do I just not get him
>>289580650Behold, the strongest Katon. I think it's still B rank. Maybe A rank.
>>289586003Not really because it was established pretty early on that Madara was a Hashirama glazer.
I wonder why that indestructible barrier that Sound 4 used to keep all the Jonin, the ANBU and Jiraiya away from Hiruzen and didn't break when 3 Hokages and a Legendary Sannin were fighting is never used again in the rest of the series for any reason. and all you need is 4 Chuunin level retards and you have a literal God tier barrier that you can use in 2 seconds? kek
>>289580684>Why don't we have mountainside sculptures like in Konoha?>sculptures pluralThere's only one Hokage at this point!
>>289580664>THINK>THINK>THINK>THINK
>>289586047>I wonder why that indestructible barrier that Sound 4 used to keep all the Jonin, the ANBU and Jiraiya away from Hiruzen and didn't break when 3 Hokages and a Legendary Sannin were fighting is never used again in the rest of the series for any reason. and all you need is 4 Chuunin level retards and you have a literal God tier barrier that you can use in 2 seconds? kekActually it is being used right now to restrain Edo Tensei Katou Dan. And later on, the Hokages use a higher level version.
>>289581005thanks, OP!
>>289583046>don't regen my arm, gimme a prosthetic, I want my wound to remind me of him <3
>>289583547>and was more afraid of MinatoHe was afraid of Minato finding out that he stole his sons inheritance.
Tobirama Senju did nothing wrong.
>>289583834>Hiruzen is the shinobi GOD, remember that you speak of him, peasant!haha yeah, Orochimaru called him the God of Shinobi. That's not something that can be easily retconned and given to Hashirama instead!
>>289580781Holy shit, plot development next chapter?!
>>289581149>Itachi in the same tier as the guy he effortlessly oneshotted
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/naruto-live-action-movie-taking-145552213.html>The filmmaker recalled meeting Naruto creator Masashi Kishimoto and how that "amplified that feeling of connection." He added, "I think his journey in the story that we are going to tell is something that I find very personal, not only culturally, but emotionally.">"His trajectory, his feelings of being an outsider, the feeling of having an ugliness or a monster or some part of you that you're ashamed of, and then coming to realize that's the part that makes you unique, that gives you your power, that is a story that feels very close to me," further adding.Yeah, they're making Naruto GAY it sounds like. It's over.
>>289585126This would've killed current Sasuke btw.
>>289586770>they're making Naruto GAYNo! They can't!
>>289586590Actually, Iruka called Hiruzen that.>EasilyI wouldn't say easily, we all remember Hiruzen beating his ass.
>>289586929>Actually, Iruka called Hiruzen that.No, Iruka called Hiruzen the Professor.
>>289580781>Conveniently gives Naruto a crow that would brainwash Sasuke into becoming good>Conveniently only activates for Itachi's eyes so that Kotoamatsukami wasn't activated back when Naruto saw Sauce during the 5KS (also the Kotoamatsukami has a 10 year cooldown and conveniently it became available again just recently)>Conveniently breaks Itachi out of Edo Tensei control even though Kabuto should realistically be able to turn autopilot mode off and control Itachi personally >Conveniently runs into Sauce on the way to Kabuto out of pure coincidence I see that everything regarding Itachi continues to be masterfully written.
>>289583406The only man face that can turn Sasuke on
>>289580684How does Ohnoki know jackshit about Konoha landscape? Why KONOHA specifically?
>>289580600>>289580617Why is wood the scariest and most powerful element in the series again? Was it ever established before as such, or is it handwaved away as because it's what Hashirama, the actually strongest shinobi in history next to the Sage of Six Paths apparently, used, so it just is?
>>289587862because leaves grow on trees... That's so genius Kishimoto... and the chakra fruit is a fruit that grow on trees..... HOLYYYYYYYYYYY FORESHADOWING.... and Devil Fruits?? must be a One Piece reference... GODA PLANNED EVERYTHING
>>289580617Oh no no no.. Hayfeversisters... We're not making it out of this one unscratched...
>>289586919The gayest cover
>>289587862The trees absorb chakra.
It's Yugito's birthday in Europe and Asia! (just a couple more hours for Americans)
>>289586919remember when supposedly dozens of unique anons stopped by in the daily just to leave a post on how gay this cover is?
>>289581870If only Temari had stayed behind and performed a casual kage level feat to blow that pollen away
>>289588758errrmm you weren't supposed to notice that
>>289580781so much plot convenience in the last 2 chapters and all centered around takahebi
I mean... There must have been edits of this, right?
>>289588879this is what happens when author's pet Sausage lacks a goal since chapter 400 when his initial goal was based on a lie
>>289587862Hashirama basically made his own secret sage mode out of it, that's why.
>Itachi and Sause fight against Kabuto coming upSpeaking of, the Itachi potion of the fight is hard,
>>289589063>his own secret sage modeIsn't Hashirama presumably using the slug version of Sage Mode?
>>289589211No? Tsunade can't do wood style.
>>289589433Tsunade is a woman.
>>289580699>>289580717>Ohnoki is so old that he faced prime Madara and is reliving the fearDecent flashback desu.
>>289580650Goofy ass panel
>>289589588Hashirama also can't/doesn't use slugs so trying to connect the two is retarded.
>>289580650>>289580664Is there a page missing??? What the fuck happened hereMei was just using water style
>>289581149Ohnoki in Pain or Gedo after carrying the 5 Kage on his back
>>289580761Reminder Ohnoki would've killed Madara here if not for Edo Tensei regen or Rinnegan absorption
>>289587065There's a lot of shitty things regarding how Itachi's written, the wank he gets and the horrible worldbuilding, but the minute mechanics of Kotoamatsukami managing to genjutsu edo Itachi into saving Konoha or Sasuke running into Itachi (conveniently) are mostly acceptable, although not great
>>289588758It does look gay
>>289581149nice Suigetsu upscale
>>289580761Isn't this technically gayer than Naruto having panic attacks over Sasuke? This mf rocking his boyfriend's face on his chest
>>289580728>>289580742>>289580761Goddamn the choreography really is awful. I didn't even realize Onoki shot Madara here.
>>289589898They collapsed from the heat and smoke caused by Madara's fire.
>>289591115Not even, it was the pollen that made them sleepy
>>289591045That's not really choreography here... Not saying it looks particularly good, but "choreography" doesn't apply.
>>289587065it didn't activate because it wasn't the eternal mangekyusasuke only implanted the eyes after the danzo battle which means the activation condition wasn't metas for the 10 years itachi could have simply lied about it cause of the situationedo tensei is also a ninjutsu that on some level requires genjutsu for control it fits that you can break out of it as an uchihashit bro even sasori simply decided to die and kabuto was like ...huh?anyway itachi was nerfed the moment he got reincarnated otherwise he'd solo the entire battlethat dude literally was blind and had cancer with the edo tensei itachi should have been on another levelthe same way pain was casually pulling naruto soul without a reaper seal
>>289586061Madara's sculpture after he left the village:
>>289591899>it didn't activate because it wasn't the eternal mangekyu>sasuke only implanted the eyes after the danzo battle which means the activation condition wasn't metYeah, and it was convenient as fuck that he only planned for it to activate in case Sasuke tried to attack Konoha using his eyes, when in reality he was about to crush Konoha with his normal MS. Why would Itachi lie to Naruto in that situation lmao?
>>289592909cause he has IQ of 300 and is playing 5d chesshaven't you also lied instead of explaining some tedious shit in your life?You know those times when its easier to just play along instead of actually arguing?same dealthat eye on its own got kabuto hard in his snake form
>>289581009He can't that's why Orochimaru has to use the Uzumaki mask later.
>>289580617I love it when manga make a big deal about the current generation succeeding the previous and then make the previous generation a bunch of monsters the current one can't hold a candle to
>>289592909Because he expected Sasuke to skip straight to EMS instead of blinding himself first
really organic necrobumping hours
>>289597051he does it every time
>>289597051What is organic to you, nigger?
>>289597161Hi poopsuke
>>289597204Hi schizophrenic who thinks people posting in a thread at hours he doesn't approve has some agenda
>>289587862I think the plant-/wood-aspect is secondary, and what's special about Mokuton is first and foremost that it uses chakra to create new life, or that it generates a form of life force. Hence why Hashirama-cells are related to longivity
>>289580761Is it though? Is it really Hashirama's face? I know it is supposed to be, I know it's his cells or something, but do they really recognize Hashirama from that featureless face a hundred meters away? Because I sure as hell couldn't tell that's Hashirama if I put his face sight by sight with that graftjob.
>>289587065>>289591899if you think about it, technically Itachi already implemented a way for Sasuke's eyes to resemble his own even without EMS
>>289584988that's actually a really neat idea, never thought of that
What's the reason why Hashirama and Tobirama couldn't resist / break free from edo tensei the first time they got summoned back in part 1 but could in part 2?Is it just another Kishi 'don't think about it' moment or is there an actual reason?
>>289598368Because Kishimoto doesn't care about consistency.
>>289580761>Ikemoto you know how I make you draw the mountain faces of the Hokage? Now do the same but on Uchiha Madaraand Lazymoto just went with it and nobody said anything
>>289598368>>289598649>why didn't Kabuto revive Jiraiya>why wasn't Deidara (who?) pissed off when an Uchiha (his former teammate) unironically destroyed and had no respect for his art and reduced his death to not mean anything?>Why was no Uchiha revived by Kabuto or Orochimaru?The answer is always Kishimoto didn't care or had no need to care because his army of fanboys wanted the next Rinnesharingan powerfantasy and to see women "being put in their place as housewives" because they were made fun of by that one girl in 8th grade once or at the barbershop
>>289599213The Jiraiya one I understand, Kishi didn't want Jiraiya as a bad guy (even if it really doesn't make sense that Kabuto couldn't get his DNA, he just sank into the ocean.)But yeah, the war arc writing was a mess.
>>289599272he doesn't do the bare minimum to explain anything, it's not enough to say that it makes sense because Kishimoto doesn't want Jiraiya to be on the bad side, he has to write a reason in the story, right?
>>289599359He did write a reason in the story why they couldn't revive Jiraiya, even if it isn't a good explanation.
>>289599452and somehow Deidara and Sasori can be revived, and for some reason Hidan can't be revived (because Shikamaruwank of course) this is why nobody respects Naruto as a story
>>289599504I agree with you. I was just adding that there is a flimsy explanation for Jiraiya not being revived.
>>289599504Hidan can't be revived because he's alive.
>>289599581can't kabuto find his head? he's a perfect snake sage, literally closes his eyes and feels Hidan's chakra in the ground and then do some ninjutsu and done. You could kill anyone using Hidan
>>289599609If Hidan got defeated by some kid in a forest, chances are Kabuto didn't want to revive him.
Jiraiya not being revived was always odd to me. Feels like the story forgot about him after Pain
>>289599272>The Jiraiya one I understand, Kishi didn't want Jiraiya as a bad guyNta but it's pathetic that as a writer you don't do something that will be emotionally gripping because it might make you feel bad. You're writing a war dude.
>>289599625He got defeated by kid Naruto with base rasengan too, fuck Kabuto
>>289599213Uchiha's were a jobber clan, that's why no one bothered revive them and Madara/Tobi didn't even ask for them. I thought this was clear.
>>289599695in the Minato oneshot there's a Uchiha dude in their team bro. they're literally fighting 2 Jinchuriki and he's there
the coolest sharingan design
>>289599871I'm more of an old school 3 tomoe kind of guy. I think instead of wacky designs the power progression could have been kept at the number of tomoe's in your sharingan
>>289599871It's definitely up there. Felt like a real cool new one.
>Rakage wank during Bee flashback stuff>Tsuchikage wank this chapter and with the meteorsMeibros we're COMING!
>>289599871>Kakashi sees Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan>scales the wall
>>289599968why exactly didn't he send Oro to the shadow cube realm with the Mangekyo?
>>289600012context episode 40: from the official website>As Kakashi safely releases Sasuke from the spell, Orochimaru shows up from behind. Orochimaru expresses his desire for the power of Sharingan that the Uchiha clan holds in order to fulfill his ambitions.
>>289600012>>289600152Because he hadn't unlocked it yet, even though later on he's shown to have had it all along.As always, the real answer is Kishi hadn't conceived of the Mangekyo at all, let alone thought about giving one to Kakashi for reasons.
Sex with Shino!
>>289599609He'd have to go through the Nara's elite Deer guardians, please understand.>>289599837There's absolutely no confirmation or implication he's an uchiha, may as well say Sai is one too at this rate.
>>289600776Shiho...Fuu...he's not of age yet.
>>289599658>>289599359Kishimoto can't even give a single in-character explanation for Naruto to be an absent father beyond "i had to make it relatable, just roll with it!"
>>289601611I need him younger T. Danzo
>>289601797Why do you care?
>>289601848you feel called out?
>>289601797>>289601863Get a life.
>>289601797There are a few obsessive posters here who pay too much attention to dead franchise
>>289601984>said by someone that samefags dead general 24/7
>>289601984at least he's not this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLz1i7mvim8 imagine thinking you can get a role in Hollywood by making Naruto YT slop
>>289601863Anon, if you are going to complain about necrobumps you may as well never go to 99% of 4chan threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2McoTwxTuRkwell guys do we agree or not we love Anko here
>>289580781Some fucking astronomical odds here.
>>289605382black zetsu's plan bro
Chapter 576: Signposts
>>289606018FUJO BAIT
>>289605776>Sasuke's sweat drops mimicking Itachi's face markings
>>289606089massive Hiruzen upscale
>>289605874Sasuke's Susan get slapped away just like that?Geez, Sasuke is never going to surpass Itachi will he?
>>289606129famous last words in Kishimoto's manga
>>289605927>You changed my worldSasuke is making the right argument but for the wrong reasons.
>>289605693Now that's a cool cover
>>289605776Part 1 Itachi looks younger than the one on the bottom right
>>289605974How convenient that there was no other uchiha child around Sasuke's age that didn't know about the coup.
>>289605776>>289605803Thank god for these flashbacks, because without them, how would I know what Itachi means to Sasuke?
>>289606018What exactly has Naruto done for part 2 Sasuke besides that one spite promise?
>>289605888The coolest onii-san
>>289605888This does not seem like a loving brother.
>>289606089I mean, i don't remember Sakon/Ukon, Kimimaro and Juugo needing handsigns either but nobody called them the ultimate shinobi.
>>289605947These flashbacks are getting really insufferable, especially when it's extremely obvious they just exist to be page fillers.I know Naruto already gets shit on a lot for the repeated use of flashbacks, but I think it deserves to get shit on even worse for it.
>>289606018This makes zero sense.
>>289606113My favorite character, CHUDdara.
>>289606113I think Madara is actually Kishi's self insert
>>289606113Shikamaru would have changed sides if he heard Madara say that.
>>289606113Why is Madara acting like Hashirama's mokuton was a kekkei genkai rather than something he randomly got.Tobirama didn't have it either, everyone only knows Hashirama and the people exclusively use his DNA for using it.
>>289606063>>289606113>you've got his blood, therefore I must take you out first>also you're weak and pathetic and I don't care for you>>289606129I the will of fire the most undeserved one liner that keeps getting repeated in this manga?
>>289606113Can Hashirama's healing even be considered medical ninjutsu?
>>289606113>Ay whiteknighting
>>289606322Madara doesn't know them.
>>289606254The Konoha birth rates are pretty grim
>>289606462>Is the will of fire the most undeserved one liner that keeps getting repeated in this manga?"You are my friend" is also really bad.
>>289606491Their clans should be old enough for Madara to know about those kekkei genkai.
>>289605974>the entire clan had absolutely not one single person under 8 years old than SasukeHow was this not seen as an absolute crisis? No births in that long for an entire clan? Jesus Itachi didn't even exterminate the clan, they did it themselves.
>>289606018Why did the colored version add that effect for the text in this panel
>>289605974THEY. HAD. TO. GO.
>>289605974>Unlike Sasuke, every other uchiha child knew about the coup.>...despite the fact that Sasuke is the son of the guy who planned the coup.>And those other children were all in on the coup!Sounds like a political figure excusing their bad actions.
>>289606254Or that that there were 0 Uchiha away from the village on a mission...
>>289606129>>289606157>>289606670>>289606676Arigatou, OP!
Black anons, would you classify Itachi as a Coon?
>>289605874>sasuke has itachi's eyes>itachi has itachi's eyesso how does this work? could you just edo tensei to farm infinite eyes that work and have real powers?
>>289606063his smug aura mocks me.
>>289606089How the fuck did "the god of shinobi" die then?
>>289606759Honestly, kind of Insane that Naruto movies didn't dive into the untapped potential of Uchihas who were spared by being on a mission or marrying outside of the clan.We could have gotten Uchiha Broly and Uchiha Turles back in the day.
>>289606089Those giant fuck ass scrolls are so funny to me
>>289607003Blame the editors for removing the adventure aspect of Naruto
>>289606129And those massive tits, god damn.
>>289607113What does Yahagi have to do with SP?
>>289606042If I had Itachi as my brother I'd go schizo too
>>289607003>Uchiha TurlesIsn't Obito basically that
>>289606089>Onoki victim talking shit
>>289606670>>289606676thanks for the dump, OP! and for staying true to the daily's will of fire!
>>289606511aaaaaaa ano hi no yume
>>289606676Thanks OP
Kinda funny how had this general has gotten
>>289605693>that unhinged jawIs Naruto a body horror manga
>>289606113>>289606129>Tsunade claims she's strong despite being a woman>Gets proven otherwise in a couple of chaptersWhat did Kishi mean by this?
>>289606869I guess eyes that come from an Edo Tensei crumble away when taken away from the body
>>289607581To be fairTo be absolutely fairShe's fighting Madara
>>289587862>>289598212It probably would've made more sense for it to be called Nature Release or Life Release or something like that.
>>289606113Was mentioning that she's a woman while saying she's weak absolutely necessary, Kishimoto?
>>289606113Would you say Karin's healing is better than Tsunade? She also can heal without hand signs.
>>289606129Did Hashirama not have the will of fire?
>>289607493>How had
>>289583988This world IS small. How big is the ninja planet anyway? I reckon it's no larger than North America.
God Sasuke is such a fucking loser
>>289606979He killed himself after realizing Mito could never compare to Madara
>>289606089>>289606113And by the end of this fight Madara is proven right
>>289605974>>289605994Itachi that plan of yours was completely braindead
>>289608515Is that what Madara tells himself to sleep at night? Lmao.
>>289606254They didn't know, Itachi is just making excuses. He only really cared about Sasuke
>>289606281
>>289608213ESL...
>>289608724You replied to the wrong post buddy
>>289605888Does Sasuke have absolutely no idea what edo-tensei is prior to this chapter? Seems like it'd be something he'd heard of at one point or another but I like the idea of him being clueless of it
>>289607570Yeah that's pretty horrific
>>289608742Nope. Only an ESL would misunderstand an obvious typo. ESL.
>>289608916Only an ESL would be too stupid and retarded to misspell his post.
>>289608823Goes to show you how completely disconnected he is from everything going on in the story, and how he has close to zero agency. He only knows what people choose to let him know, and acts accordingly.
>>289609009ESLs are always so sensitive when called out lol
>>289593294>>289608621I like the headcanon that Itachi is just a lying piece of shit even after the messiah good guy reveal.
>>289606042You there, foid cunt..
>>289607603This. Everyone jobs to Madara.
>>289608823He’s not confused when Itachi mentions it, but Sasuke has had zero updates on Kabuto and his use of Edo Tensei until now. Presumably Sasuke had learned about Orochimaru knowing it.
>>289606113based?
>>289606129feednade is back!
>>289605888solo king is really behaving autistically for no reason here. stopping for a minute to explain wont change anything
>>289607493>how hadkek. Always.
>>289606129least hype "hype" page in history
>>289605727>the masked manTell me about the masked man! Why does he wear the mask!
>>289580583>Ishi no ishiWordplay is fun and untranslated.
Tobirama created Edo Tensei to be able to reincarnate to marry his child bride Shino, whose existence was foretold by the Aburame oracle.
>>289609718Nobody cared who he was, until he put on the mask and started larping as Madara and killing people.
>>289609747So does he want recognition or to be a nobody? You're not making any sense
>>289609249Considering how women reacted to that Endeavor guy from MHA, can you imagine how hated Kishimoto would be if Naruto released today.
>>289607493>how had
>>289608916And what makes you think i didn't understand the post?
>>289580699Barrier is not a very natural translation, go with "wall" instead.He should be climbing the wall instead of giving up.
>>289605974actually surprised Kishimoto bothered to give Itachi an answer that wasn't just "because I loved you the most, little brother"
>>289606089Was Madara gay or what? Why does he talk about Hashirama like he was a lover?
>>289606113>and you're a WOMANKishimoto...>>289606129Actually cool page!
>>289609917>like
>>289605888>Jeez I was only resurrected from the dead. Grow up Sasuke it's not that big of a deal.
>>289609886Too bad the actual answer is more retarded than him just saying "I love you".
>>289606089I really fucking hate how Onoki is just able to constantly fly around.I know this was asked before, but how tf is that an earth release? It has nothing to do with earth or rocks.
>>289606462Yeah, those are two logical statements.She's weak, weaklings are disgusting, and he especially can't stand that his husband's bloodline produced something as pathetic as a woman, so she needs to go. She's an eyesore.
>>289610155it manipulates his own weight... or something
>>289606979He fell down the stairs.
any good tenten centric fics?
>>289606089>>289606113So about this plan of putting everyone into everlasting pleasant dream...
>>289584218not everyone needs to be handsome
reminder that Naruto uses sexy-jutsu only after Sasuke is on his side, he never uses it for 3 years until then and it's a sexy-men jutsu
>>289609917Madara 100% viewed Hashirama as a lover, not sure if Hashirama reciprocated to the same extent.
>>289609917>>289610625And people say Saint Seiya is gay as fuck.
it's still funny to me Hashirama's regeneration is not only seen as a some supreme shinobi technique (instead of being a freakish alien mutation) but the mark of the strongestif you're strong you don't need to heal your wounds
>>289610698because you shuldn't get the wrong idea that a female could be the best at anything (in this case Tsunde as medical ninja).
>>289606113>"You're a fucking foid">"Damn, you're right"
>>289610625Doesn't seem like he did from what I remember.Hashirama definitely viewed Madara as his best friend but even he knew when to cut off the branches.
>>289610599To be fair, Naruto included Juugo and Sai in that compilation of men but not Sasuke.
>>289610698>>289610906The funny thing is that Hashirama's regen will NEVER be refered to as medical ninjutsu outside of this scene, and nothing ever implies that it can heal other people unless Hashirama's cell are directly inserted upon the person.Kishi genuinely bullshitted this just so he could humiliate a woman.
Madara's jealous rage at Hashirama's granddaughter is a little disturbing
>>289610625>>289611142>Hashirama and Madara's relationship was the reverse of Naruto and Sasuke's, where this time Madara is the one with Stockholm syndrome and constantly chasing Hashirama while Hashirama is trying to get away from himBRAVO, KISHIMOTO
>>289606869Don't think too hard about it. -Kishimoto
>>289606018>>289605994>>289606383I thought I was the only one, what is kishi/itachi trying to say here, wtf
>>289611569I don't get it, am not a homosexual
>>289606129>>289606018Man what's with the gay text effect this chapter
>>289606869edo tensei eyes would turn to dust if you removed them from the zombie
>>289611651An extra gay chapter deserves an extra gay touchup
>>289606113Kek tsunade btfo
This chapter was beyond horrible. Itachi and Sasuke and their dumb, nonsensical, retarded shit, and then "SILENCE FOID". Maybe even the worst chapter in the entire manga.
>>289606129Doesn't she get cut in half off-screen LMAO
>>289611836I think the worst is yet to come.
What exactly was wrong with Samurai 8? I never read it and don't really intend to, but I'm curious as to what makes it so bad it got canceled as quickly as it did.
Imagine if the Danzo crew had Jiraiya become Hokage instead of Tsunade and Kakashi trained Naruto over the time skip. Tsunade is such a shit Hokage.>>289611869That's after the Madara trolling all 5kage with susaano clones I think?
>>289605902God, what the fuck are they talking about?
>>289611929boring setting, boring characters, filled with exposition about boring shit that don't mean anything, no stakes in fights as they are all immortal regenerating cyborgs, talking animals, no rival, female characters don't even fight and can't become Samurai.just dogshit
>>289611929The main things were>Sloppy art (everything just looked like huge white blobs encircling the characters). It wasn't done by Kishimoto though.>awful protagonist (the idea of a cripple who was stuck indoors getting a chance to live out his dream as a Samurai wasn't bad, but his personality was just obnoxious boneheaded loser. no empathy, no cheekiness, not even any charm)>setting was lame>the samurai stuff was poorly explained despite all of the chapters Kishi spent trying to explain it>none of the characters were particularly interesting either
>>289612137>>289612177So basically all of Kishimoto's worst tendencies and shit ideas rolled into one?
>>289612177>the idea of a cripple who was stuck indoors getting a chance to live out his dream as a Samurai wasn't badit was for a shonen jump title. how many people can relate to him? maybe like 5? Kishimoto can't write mainstream stories. People want to feel special like Naruto, not confined to a room with a VR headset. it's so stupid man
>>289612287eyup.>>289612293I disagree, there's likely a sizable of people who are confined to a room due to sickness or disability that would eat something like that up, especially since Hachimaru got the super duper special Samurai Soul too. The issue was wholly with Kishimoto's shitty writing.
>>289612416>there's likely a sizable of people who are confined to a room due to sickness or disability that would eat something like that upsizeable? like what maybe 2% of shonen battle fans? and you know that he must get out of this crippled state at the start so what's even the point when the relatability vanishes in 2 chapters? it's a bad decision that maybe can work in Isekai light novels
>>289605888>Seems that my beloved brother needs another mind breaking.
>>289606089Being an immortal zombie is an advantage though.
>>289612598Would Sasuke be able to tank another session of seeing his parents being murdered for a month?
>>289606129The lettering guy was FEELING the dialogue like no one else.
>>289612882There's only one way to discover it...
>>289610625Madara should have been a female just like Sasuke..just like Iruka and etc
>>289606113It really, genuinely feels like Tsunade is agreeing with him that women are weaker than men.
>>289613118Why are r63 so obnoxious and retardedKill yourself you insufferable faggot
>>289611929Giant exposition dump + unlikeable protagonist. It's like Kishi didn't understand what made Naruto click, what made Land of Waves click. Alot of these mangaka, even fucking Toriyama, are better on a leash.
>>289613313>Alot
>>289613313Toriyama is ok without a leash as long as he's not making an action manga.
>>289605994I mean....
>>289613978What would Sasuke's reaction be if he found out about Itachi's plan of taking away his autonomy? Or that Naruto was fully on board with it?
>>289609718
>>289614474Itachi mentions it later, as a very bad thing that Sasuke should hate him now.
>>289611929It's the exact same kind of shit as Shippuden but without any of the good will from a good start.
>>289614784But did he get to know that Naruto was on board with it?
>>289606089kino line
>>289605974>>289605994>>289606018>>289606042Itachi is simply making shit up on the fly now that he can't mind rape his little brother with Shisui's eye
>>289606042How the fuck did Madara figure that out?
>>289614771>Pain?
>>289606979He died in battle, soon after finding out Mito was pregnant.
>>289605888>Gee Sasuke you act like seeing me again is like important to youWhat a fucking dick.
>>289606979
>>289606113surprised tsunade didn't hit him with the "but you can't have sex with me", that would have destroyed madara
>>289615451sasuke to itachi is what naruto is to sasukesame as hisoka not killing gon for future pleasure
>>289615726More like "Grandpa won't fuck you".
i think kishimoto is seething at jk rowling being more popular and writing wizard magic story before him
>>289605693Kabuto should have been the final villain
>>289605693Konohamaru should have been the final villain
>>289605693Where's fist bump anon?
>>289605994Sasuke is right. Konoha and the system deserves to die.
>>289616604Anon, there's only like 3 people still keeping up with this general. The war arc is really just terrible.
>>289616672Itachi was literally the epitome of the village ideology and Sasuke loves his big bro, he's delusional af
>>289611651>>289606018it's wordart
>>289605994>Walk the right path, now take this mental torture and die lmao
>>289616672Kishimoto will never commit to making Sasuke the next villain. Sasuke is just copying Neji, Orochimaru, Zabuza without any coherent ideology.
>>289616911blast from the past
>>289616952The funny thing about this is that Sasuke didn't see how they died and Itachi didn't kill them like this, so Itachi literally created this fake scenario to get the highest trauma out of Sasuks.
>>289606129really need to suck on those tits
Post naked Sakura
>>289606063Would Hashirama have survived being split in half?
>>289609917These two were gayer than Naruto and Sasuke.
>>289617800Post naked Sakura society
>>289606129Sex.
>>289611244Was it not common for lords to also have concubines? Though I guess Madara would settle for no less than being the main lady of the household.
>>289606979Killed by the god of death seal jutsu.
Why did she do this?https://litter.catbox.moe/yv4xaw.png
>>289587862Something something trees represent life force, strength, peace over chaos and basically the face of nature. Either that or the fact that all chakra originated from a tree.
>>289619141Fuck off retard
>>289606694They were secretly distributing bread to the Uchiha during the coup meeting, they must die.
>>289606063>>289606089>>289606113Based Chudmoto strikes again.
>>289605974>I'm sorry, I didn't know I was the only child in our clan.>I had friends my age. Why did you kill them? They couldn't have known about any of this.>Guess what, now I know. Do you want to kill me? Finish the job?>You left me alive so you can feel good about being killed by me for what you did? You should have done nothing then. Face what was coming together as a clan. You could have done that and still care about Konoha's well being.>If you didn't want me to get consumed by hatred you should have left me alone. Why even come back? You wanted to be judged? You should have taken your own life in a ditch somewhere and rot in hell. I would have moved and forgotten about you.>You call that the path of righteousness? Follow my hatred? Revenge? Power over anything? I didn't see you lift a finger whenI went to Orochimaru's. Don't play ignorant you knew where I was. Was that part of your plan?>I thought there was more to you, some kind of answer to the abyss that was your life. But I understand now. You're just a painting. You pretend to have depth, but this- this is all you are >a Moron.
>>289620826you've been talking to the crows again jutsu
>>289621061HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>289606129I like how you can tell Kishi introduced Tsunade to try and be the closest thing to a fanservice character in the series, only to shove her in the paperwork mines when she utterly flopped with readers. Like, you just know someone said to him>the series needs more sex appeal and strong womenand he rolled both into her. and nobody gave a shit
God, the more I think about everything having to do with Sasuke and Itachi, the more ridiculous it all becomes. It's so painfully obvious that there were a whole bunch of retcons along the way, and Kishi didn't think for a moment about how any of it comes across when you don't just slurp it all up and take all the in-universe explanations at face value as if they were the only things that could have possibly happened.
>>289621242I guess the lesson here is make her not a hag.....or just keep using Hinata for it like he did in RtNs oneshot.
>>289608530Only because he has infinite chakra, regen and woodcells that he did not have at the time of death.>>289606089Kishimoto's failure as a writer is embodied by him being unwilling to make the newer generations look good.
>>289620826CHADsuke with actual agency from an AU strikes again.
Sakura Uchiha.
>>289615618love how Itachi's dismissiveness towards Sasuke remained consistent, whether he larped as a villain or not
>>289621805Brother of the decade.
>destroys the Konoha symbol on his headband>actually loves the village>mindrapes his brother and his sensei>actually loves his brother>tells his brother he must kill his best friend to attain the Mangekyo>it was a prank>could have used the brainwash jutsu on the clan leader and stop the coup anytime>nah
>>289606042Is Madara the only one to break the jobber thumb?
>>289625099Bejita did it against Toppo.
>700-575=125 chapters left>Madara already fighting the kageHow can there be 125 chapters left? Isn't this guy the endgame boss?
>>289615538smell
>>289607493my niggy, it was way worse at one pointat least now it's mostly peaceful
Give him a hug, anon.
>>289623512>>289623512>necrobumping
>>289626269>peaceful>translation: deadYeah, i guess. I dropped this after the 5KS and only come by to see if anything interesting is happening, but seems it's just a few anons clinging to their dead general like usual.
>>289626586I really don't understand it, we already know another chapter is gonna be dumped, what's the point in keeping these threads alive, especially when it's already close to 500 posts? There's not even any interesting discussion going on, it's like anons just need their Naruto threads up 24/7 because they have nothing else.
>>289626630There's only one stinky anon clinging to his dead general and he's a plague on this daily.
>>289626686>dead general>this dailyThese are synonymous.
>>289626686>There's only one stinky anon clinging to his dead generalWhy are you talking in 3rd person, OP?
>>289626756Kek
>>289626735>>289626756>>289626836Stinky anon...
>>289626756He really has no life. He's still obsessing over some anon none of us care about and has some imaginary war over Naruto threads. It's really bizarre but entertaining.
>>289626962>no-life>obsessingI thought we were past this
>>289626756Gottem!
These complaints aren't going to do anything.
What would consider a good and organic thread on /a/ at this day and age?
>>289627167Neither is your comment
>>289627333Prob something that isn't about a series that ended over a decade ago and has already had multiple storytimes already
>>289626187the Itachiwank isn't over yet
>obsessing
Nobody will talk about One Piece like this one decade after the ending. This must hurt him a lot and he rages in the thread
>>289627894People don't even talk about one piss as is and it's still ongoing. Also, OP is a known one piss fag.
>>289627850Why does Naruto attract these types?
>>289627474Examples?
If you were Kakashi, which of the Konoha11 would you groom to be your mandatory future-Hokage child bride?
>>289628462Ino
>>289627919That was the other OP.
>>289628723There's only been 2. 1 based one and the ever changing namefag.
>>289628777Digits don't lie.
>Thread ends with "muh OP!"Can't imagine talking so much about a gay man like this when you supposedly hate him.
>>289628462Cute and canon
>>289629409Are you a woman?
>>289629429No anon I’m a little girl, as are you, as is everyone else on this board.
>>289628462>If you were Kakashi, which of the Konoha11 would you groom to be your mandatory future-Hokage child bride?None of them, I'm not a sicko pedo. I'd make Shizune a happy woman. But if I absolutely had to choose, it would obviously be Naruto with his female form(s).
