This is completely okay because they are both guitarists btw
>>289625532Guitarists can't love guitarists. That's forbidden love.
>>289626365But can guitarists love bassists?
>>289626574It's widely known that you avoid these three B's at all costs!
>>289626658Nijika is a Haruhi fan?
>>289626574>>289626658bassists like to see
>>289627070You're mentally ill
>>289625532You know, I'm somewhat of a guitarist myself
>>289625532They can but those two love other people.>>289627070As more yuri gets made, more people talk about it?
>>289625532It's okay because Kita's pussy was made for Bocchi's giant futacock
>>289625532They're only doing this to vent their pent up sexual frustration that's going unsatisfied because they don't have a man to relieve them instead.Once they get boyfriends they'll realize how silly it was doing stuff like that with each other.
>>289625532How does Kita's boyfriend feel about this?
Where the fuck is Hamaji and why the fuck hasn't she returned from her hiatus? Is she lazy?
>>289629919she has my permission
Kita is not a whore
>>289627437
>>289630154K A N D O UAN DOU
>Another K*ta thread
What would you do if you saw this?
>>289625532But if she's literally me does that mean I'm gay?
>>289633939Wait for my wife to finish her chores and give a quick kiss.
>>289633939>
>>289634010yes
>>289634853what is Kita doing?
>>289626574>>289626658>>289627437I play bass in a band and can confirm literally every other band member fucks on the regular besides me. I get to see how annoying the shallow stupid relationships they all get into arr firsthand so I'll gladly stick to thumping and plucking over that bs.
>>289628676What do you mean? Kita's right there
>>289635363That's fine. You don't want to fuck Konata.
>>289635326mmm kita milk
Paizuri time.
>dame~
>>289635363yes but do you like to see as well?
>>289637034cute trap
Thoughts on JC Kikuri? When she still had her eyes open.
>>289637141This wastoid piece of shit was quite literally the only thing that made this series even nominally worth watching. The rest of the cast ranged from "meh" (Kita) to "absolutely fucking insufferable" (Hittori). I can't believe I let you faggots convince me to watch this shit.
>>289637805She's cute. Would corrupt with the evils of alcohol.
>>289637877Maybe check out Rock wa Lady no Tashinami deshite instead.
>>289637805I could have saved her.
Kita. My balls. Kaeshite.
>your new maidWhat do?
>>289639911
>>289637034tl note: "dame" means "give me" in spanish so she is literally asking for it
>>289639911MOLEST
>>289639911Get her to clean my house.
>>289641118I'm not normalfag enough for Kita. I'd fail whatever that check was.
What is the best erotic VN featuring Kita's VA?
>>289643272i don't know
>>289637034>>289640054>toma bebé
>>289645016oh no someone threw lemonade on her
>>289645016I'll clean her
KITA SEX
For the blind, she is vision. For the hungry, she is the chef. For the thirsty, she is water. If Nijika thinks, I agree. If Nijika speaks, I'm listening. If Nijika has a million fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has ten fans, I am one of them. If Nijika has only one fan, that is me. If Nijika has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole world is against Nijika, I am against the whole world. I will love Nijika until my very last breath.
>>289625532Me on the left
I heard that you like maids...
>>289626658>boyfriendn- nijika is straight?
>>289636931why is she behind bars?
>>289649548Too obscene breasts
>>289649592All the girls have to make a class presentation on their vagina
>Ehhh anon-kun you're 24 and still a virgin despite being so handsome? Nazeee?
>>289649623I, I'm not handsome, don't tease me like that...
>>289637836Thinking 2 girls kissing is hot is the most heterosexual thing in the worldI mean that literally. It's been proven. Gay fags like (You) hate it though.
>>289627437It's watch, not see. >>289637276
>>289633939Imagining myself in her postion almost gave me a panic attack. Gasping fir air.
>>289649623>24God I wish.
>>289649622>>289649592I don't think that's anatomical correct.
>>289649749How exactly did they measure that.
>>289649622everyone else is doing it as if its completely normal because they've been hypnotized but Bocchi does it out of pure peer pressure
>>289649897>does it out of pure peer pressureThat's hot.
>>289649749So, the most arousing thing for heterosexual women is male masturbation? This chart is so confusing; I might be Ryou....
>>289649592home...
>>289649859Don't ask questions, just trust the experts chud.
>>289650356Seika would never
>>289650452Seika's desire for romantic love and inability to find a husband will lead her to release her pent up sexual frustration on PA-san and Kikuri
KITA~~~~!
>>289650610IS THAT!?IS THAT KITA'S...?!
>>289639911Ask her to put my head in her lap, while she cleans my ears with an earpick and whispers sweet motherly sounds as she pets my head and I fall asleep.
Kikuri would do this
>>289650610Holy shit a nipple
>>289650504Why not on Nijika?
>>289651053She's already taken
>>289651104If you have heard about bassists and drummer jokes, this takes a whole new meaning.
>>289635363But why even play bass? I can understand drums because just playing them is fun. Do you like doing the hand movements of a guitar, but don't actually want to make loud noises with it?
>>289651164We should replace all bassists with AI
>>289651188that skirt length is against school rules, see me after school for wakarase sex correction
>>289649548For your safety.
>>289636931>high school dropoutis she actually retarded
>>289651572Probably, but she still somehow managed to find employment and some success as a VTuber.Hiroi on the other hand went to university and look how she turned out.
>>289625532Why do yuritards always pretend that every female mc that has female friends is gay?
Bocchi is gay THO
>>289651609why are you a newfag who has no idea what kind of mwgazine kirara is
this isnt yurislop thoughnot a single official chapter or episode where they show any sexual interest in each other
All of the characters are straight.
All of the characters are gay.
>>289652493All of the characters are Australian.
>>289650610advertiser-sama get down
All of the characters are pure virgins practicing fake yuri sex with each other so they can properly perform on their first night of real sex with you the boyfriend they are waiting for
>>289652928Even PA-san?
>>289653616
>>289653603That's an elaborate form of bullying. By farting on the pink cunt every day, N-Jika trashes any of her chances to find a boyfriend.
>>289654721This doesn't really answer the question, does it?
>>289653616Even with those rocking tits, PA is too stupid to get and more importantly keep a boyfriend
>>289651164nta but once you go past spamming the root notes playing the bass is a blast, there's a fuck ton of flashy techniques you could do that make guitarists look boring in comparison, japanese music especially the vocaloid scene is famous for incorporating these crazy bass partshere's something I recorded recently https://voca.ro/1cvCp8C7uWCR
I need paizuri from this woman.
>>289657246calm down futa seika
>>289657246She would make a great OL
Imagine picking the redhead over this.
Kita is the ideal woman
>>289658742The ideal we should all strive to become
>>289654820she can bully me every time she wants
>>289628131kek
>>289653603this better be futa
>>289659823of course it is
>>289660571>>289660550no real woman looks like this
We *clap* don't *clap* care *clap* about *clap* red *clap* stop *clap* posting *clap* her *clap*.
>>289661954how is she so hot
>>289661994
everyone loves and cares about red
>>289661390Are you sure? Have you checked every single one?
Kita saving your thread
>>289664855i need kita to save my life
if you dogeza begged every boccher to show you their pantsu only the red one would oblige
>>289665053I don't think that's true, why would she do that? Also what would Nijika's reaction be
>>289663612>Have you checked every single one?Yes
>>289625532none of this matters cause it's fanart
This woman is going to steal every ounce of bodily fluid I have.
>>289666132sex sex and sex
>>289665053Bocchi would do it to get you to leave her aloneRyo would do it in exchange for money or foodKita would only do it if you’re a chadNijika would run away screaming
ick
Bokita after school sex
>>289669414toes
>>289669514
>>289637805Why is it always the braided girls that get corrupted
Is there a character popularity chart for this series?
>>289669926Lamejika is last because she's lamejika
>>289670117Futari/Jimihen are OP, needs nerf.
This is an ephebophile neighborhood, adultfags move along.
>>289673030why is she looking at me like that
>>289673043Bocchi the Fat
everyone but the bassist.
>>289673114Thanks for leaving best girl for me.
Kita's mom approves Bokita
>>289673723Genetic odds would favor a range from pink to red, but Kita's red genes dominate!
>>289673842There's nothing wrong with Gotori-chan.
>>289673114gayest post in this thread with an OP that's literally 2 girls kissing
I don't get gay rules
>>289674992The cubes are touching, not the balls.
kitapenis in my mouth
>>289675230Bocchi the cock:https://e-hentai.org/g/2926320/d4892bdf3e/
Is this how they get so good at strumming?
Bocchi... is just like me...
live Bocchi thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1424016923.htm
>>289638751My race queen wife
>>289677074I like race queen too!
>>289676250Why is she so excited
>>289676250when you shoot blanks
I told her we can have sex later
>>289678040this isn't kita, this is just some guy cosplaying as kitayou can tell from the eyes
Imagine being a kessoku and constantly having to watch out so you don't get mouthraped by sexually frustrated hags.
>>289678460>constantly
>this is what a 30yo virgin looks like
>>289678635you just know
>>289678635Fake. Where is the bush?
>>289678460
>>289678635yeah i do look like this
>>289633165It's 2D, you retarded subhuman. Get the fuck out.
>>289678479Yes, even Ryou. Although her target audience changes depending on whether it's before or after her one monthly shower.
>>289626574This is so hot
>>289680504I still don't understand this scene. What was she trying to say? She was playing bad? They never come back to it
holy shit guys RJ01553360 is so good I'm literally drained dry
>>289680547>What was she trying to say? She was playing badProbably that she was playing well. Since in the previous episode she asked Ryou to teach her. And in the next episode she's impressed by Kita's ad-libbing.
>>289681174sex>>289681196sex
I want her.
>>289649623Solitary lifestyle leading to no social circle and thus no way to naturally meet new people.
>>289683269
>>289683269>>289683683>Those two bitches are older than me.
>>289684491Seika is not 38 bro
>>289684491Seika is 38 bro
>>289684679I'd still take her.
>>289649749>source: what the hollywood jews think women should benice one retard.
>>289651816>he doesn't know what kirara was before the foid->seinen invasionuber newfag alert.
Is season 2 still happening
No
>>289686070Trust the plan.
>>289686070It's on paper
>>289660519>>289659823why is there even a (relatively) higher amount of bocchi futa content compared to other characters?I don't get it. She's not particularly lustful, or assertive, or gay.If anything she seems incredibly submissive, like you could get her to go along with whatever you wanted.
>Ermmm, this is for you, anon... For always bringing me home safely when I'm drunk... I really appreciate it
>>289686996Did she drunk buy it? Will she be able to afford her rent?
>>289669792braids in girls are somewhat of a sign of a good, traditional upbringing and therefore purity.She's conscientious enough to deal with braiding her hair and conformant enough to want braids, instead of more rebellious or freer hair-styles.And of course, the purer they start out as, the more extreme the corruption of them is.
Cut her hair.
someone please buy ryou
Hamaji, please, write a good chapter...
>>289686944Bocchi the Rock? More like... Bocchi the Cock, amirite?
is it still yuri if one of them is futa?
>>289687711Hiroi Kikuri? More like Hiroi Feeturi
>>289681227Any for Nijika or Kita?
Thoughts?
>>289690748tits too big
>>289690748fatty needs to go on a diet
>>289690748I am not attracted to teenagers.
>>289691794I'm gachikoi for Kikuri who's supposedly almost a year older than me
>>289686070two more weeks
maybe they will show something when this shit will end
>>289686070They're taking their time to correct the breast sizes to be manga accurate.
>>289678635No school dropout with piercings and choker is a virgin.
>>289694844She only gives paizuri.
>>289687480What is it?
>>289625532I think this image was untranslated so I translated it?
How would Ryo react if her parents gave her the allowance she deserved? Would she maintain her autistic resolve to be a hipster, or would her inability to control her spending corrupt her into becoming a pathetic hedonist?
buckets
>Pack a dip, pack a dip, pack a dip>Pack a fat dip in my lip>My mom got mad cause I like to dip>So I kicked and broke her hip>If I could get in college for having sex with my family I’d have a D1 scholarship>Eatin’ her pussy like a chicken strip>Her cum is salty like a tater chip>And I couldn’t find the clit>We in the Toyota gettin’ lit>I just had a threesome with my cousins>Then I rolled down the window and spit my dip>Pack a dip, pack a dip in my lip>Chew tobacco and spit>Copenhagen so good, I do a flip>I heard George Strait died, R.I.P>Then I pack a dip
dead thread
blame bokita op
Pink retard dragging the thread's pph down
would nishi and bocchi be friends?
who tf is bokki
First Hamaji now Afro
>>289702641shut up ikuyo
goon.
>>289704401from this day forth i swear to never spill a single drop of cum to anyone but Ryo
goon to pa-san
Ryo is ungoonable
>>289686944There is a correlation between people that have that awkward, silent, timid, bottom vibe and having a huge cockThe big cock = confidence thing is a myth, in reality the opposite is true.It's strange but it's real, anyone with a social/sex life can confirm.Honestly not sure what nature meant by this
>>289707117it's just awkward talking to people while needing to adjust your junk every time
>>289707427That's why I tape mine in the most comfortable position
>>289707117Absolutely untrue.
>>289707058yep, goon to her
>>289707668
do ryo and kita ever find out about bocchi's guitarhero identity?
>>289695563>the allowance she deservedZero?
>>289698723God that's hot
Nyaa.
>>289711491alcohol in pet bowlschlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>289711620I wonder if she would actually do that.
Kita is doing this to me next
>>289695205this
>>289712703>30 minutes with ryoi would only last 5
Kita-chan is a whore???
>>2897127535 min of continuous thrusting? Jeeze, I'd be lucky to last 5 seconds.
>>289713535Always has been
>>289711491
You think the hype would come back if they re-animated the series and give Bocchi her set of Bocchers back?
>>289714334Age of cowtits is over
Kita should have tits
>>289714334No.
>>289716119yeah, mine
Kikuri should have tits
>>289717711Yes. But also short hair and glasses.
Yamada’s budding breasts
I just nutted to Kita
Nijika my true love.
I just nutted in Kita
>>289724632
>>289724244*sniff*
Kita's whole reason for being in the band is because she wants to get with Ryo.
And then she finds out Ryo is a broke retard
>>289726882this is a mistranslation she said she wants to become Ryo's daughter
ryo breastfeeding handjob...mmm tastes like grass
Kita became a lesbian because any male who gets within 6 feet of her instantly cums so hard that his penis explodes. It's too dangerous so she can only date girls.
>>289727641How do her classmates survive?
>>289727720It's like those "stay 6 feet apart" policies that stores had during COVID but just for Kita
>>289626365It's fine if they're gaytarists
>>289727641but what if I'm a girl with a penis?
>>289728295You will never be a woman. You're a man with a Y chromosome.
>>289720947>>289726837
>>289726882And yet she is actually Bocchiwife
I want her to ruin other women for me.
I haven't spoken to a woman in months
>>289731473My mom called me a few days ago
>>289731473I have never spoken to a woman in my entire life.
>>289731488Your mom called me too.
>>289731473What is a woman?
>>289731527Adult human female.
>>289731570Are you telling me someone made a whole documentary out of a three word reply?
>>289731527person that makes my pp hard
live 2chan Kita thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1424499816.htm
>>289731740nice collection of Kita clips
>>289731740should 4channel have an upvote?
俺のオナホ
>>289731740https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1785317546334.mp4
