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How did kazuma never even attempt to fuck this
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>>289685187
Megumin claimed him faster than the others, bulldozed through his hesitations, and drove off all the competition.
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>>289685389
He should have been successful with her.
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>>289685187
Because Konosuba is badly written and Kazuma is one of those "perverted" protagonists who never do anything like Issei from DxD
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>>289685187
Because it's a comedy for teenagers
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>>289685187
I know most of /a/ don't know this because they've never interacted with women irl, but it is possible for a woman to have a personality so offputting it completely kills any and all sexual desires regardless of looks. Aqua is one such woman.
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>>289685721
Then explain why so many fans want to fuck her despite knowing her personality.
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>>289685721
get sent to gulag now
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>>289685952
Because they don't have to deal with her personality, they get to watch Kazuma deal with her instead. People like Rorschach and think he's cool, but no-one sane would actually want to hang out with him in real life because he's a mentally unhinged smelly bum. Fiction isn't real life, you obviously have a different attitude towards fictional characters than towards people you interact with.
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>>289685187
because he's a pedo
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>>289685187
he did try to get turned on by her, but just couldn't, because Aqua is liquid trash that not even degenerates wanna touch it, and so are her fans
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>>289685721
The only irl example of this I've seen is the "disgust" aversion, rather than personality
One of my mates used to have some pixie looking chick that invited herself to our meet ups sometimes, stereotypically cute, a nice bod and shows skin, but she smells like bullshit and her breath is genuinely rancid, and she had a fucking horrific habit of open mouth sneezing whenever so she has that sneezing smell wafting around too, shes such a virus bomb it insta killed whatever boner me and our other friends had the first time we met her

I don't think personality alone is capable of offsetting how much a dude would want to fuck an attractive chick, it has to be actual nasty hygiene related stuff. Like csm's power not flushing or bathing, or that cat girl anime

Aquas just a drunk retard, and her whole deal is purification, ez bang
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>>289685187
She's basically his sister. And I know that turns on some Anons but it doesn't turn on Kazuma and you need to be okay with that difference.
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>>289685187
>>289686332
>>289686192
I might be misremembering this, but doesn't Aqua lose her powers if she has sex? Also, every one of you guys' observations on her personality are 100% correct, even Divorcedness would make a better wife. Imagine the yelling and carrying-on on a daily basis...
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>>289685992
she would never, ever tell me my penis is small. that was for you only
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>>289685721
I have experienced this a few times. Gone from intense physical attraction to shrivel dick in about 0.01 seconds flat the moment the despicable cunt opens her mouth. I'm also turned off by actual retards, which Aqua is too.
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>>289685187
He's a homosexual, which is why of course he chooses the flattest least feminine looking girl of all.
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>>289685187
I think pic rel from the very first episode was the first and only time kazuma liked the idea of her, as in being his companion etc, but then right after she gets slimed by toads and its all downhill from there, shes the trash drunk healer forever
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>>289686672
Is him hating darkness's abs a reflection of japanese culture? They don't like their women /fit/ over there? It always struck me as a strange gag to keep bringing up
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>>289686741
Women have softer skin than men, so it's a feminine trait. Woman having rock-hard abs would therefore be a masculine trait, so a turn-off for some, same as having a really strong jawline, or wide shoulders. Not really about fitness, though Japs in general aren't huge into physical fitness to the point of it showing in your body. Extremely muscular men for example are considered either comical or gay.
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>>289686409
Kazuma tried to get his parents to get divorced so they'd potentially marry people who had a younger daughter specifically so he could fulfill his NBR imouto fetish. Not that I think Kazuma should bang Aqua but being basically his sister is 100% not a dealbreaker for him and not why he doesn't want her.
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>>289686741
Abs are a turnoff, you turbo homo.
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>>289685187
the only rational explanation would be some freakish medical condition implying a total lack of testosterone, we shouldn't mock the poor fag, it's tragic.
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>>289688208
That skirt is a x1000 times more erotic than she should be naked.
Incredible how hard it makes me after so many years.
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>>289685721
Only time I experienced this was due to her being a genuine junkie, the sad part is that she was the only woman to ever make direct advances towards me. The funny part is that I met her at a two month videography course, first thing she told me was "I overheard the teachers say I wouldn't last a week, no one ever believes in me, but I'll show them!", she then proceeded to stop showing up after the third day
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>>289687832
She's a lot older than he is. Not an imouto.
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>>289685187
The ass do stank
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>>289685187
He's gay.
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>>289688404
since she purifies stuff, her holes must always be clean
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>>289685187
he was gooning to her every night when they stayed at the stables
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>>289689206
marvelous, you can roam the deserts or oceans at will, you have your own mobile desalinization plant.
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>>289685187
We need a reboot, with Ataru Moroboshi instead of Kazuma
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Debt goddess
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>>289690408
desalination*
does she leave brine everywhere?
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Aqua can out-explode Megumin, her high-altitude Create Water seems to be more devastating than Explosion, and she doesnt't faint after casting it.
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>>289690088
He explicitly wasn't doing it to her. He said he tried but couldn't.
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>>289691022
She may be strong, but she's not very smart. If she used her power effectively, she'd be OP character, surpassing everyone we've seen so far in KonoSuba, combined.
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>>289686411
I thought that was something the author only added after it ended in some way, possibly in an unreliable explanation.
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>>289685721
This is true, but I don't understand how this could ever be the case with such a perfect goddess.
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>>289685187
She looked at his dick like she's seen way bigger. At that point Kazuma knew he had no hope and fully shifted his focus on someone like Megumin.
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>>289691823
flaccid size doesn't mean much, he was just out of the bath and in a pissy mood
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>>289685187
Aqua is a sexual deviant
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Who cares, Chris is best girl anyway.
I would pick Eris-chan but I couldn't take the guilt of stealing her Goddess powers. Chris is much more fun and there are no dire consequences for dicking her.
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She's so annoying he can't see her as a woman.

We've been over this.
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>>289685187
He literally said she is so off putting that no matter what he tried he couldn't get into it, he did try to fuck her but she is so unappealing that he couldn't do it.
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>>289685721
Yeah pretty much this, even as a fuck buddy she would be a pain in the ass.
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>>289690088
>gooning
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>289686672
>surrounded by super busty big titty bimbos
>goes for the only girl who looks like a prepubescent and shows the least amount of skin
he really wouldve fucked iris silly if he stayed at the castle, the demented nigga, probably referenced her at the succubus dream shop a couple times
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>>289686411
I don't think so, I think its just that there is no sex in heaven for some reason so she's never had it. Plus its improper for a divine being to be so intimate with a mortal yadda yadda which is some christian horseshit european gods fuck mortals all the time.
if there was she'd be a major slut I'm sure
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Anyone else think the throwaway line for the orc women was supremely fucked up
>"where are the males"
>"whenever a male is born, he's repeatedly fucked by all the rabid females and eventually always dies from being overworked, before he can fully mature"
bloody hell, first time I've seen such an idea
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>>289691823
I hope you realize that she was laughing at the doodle Megumin made on his belly referencing his dick and not the dick itself
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>>289692198
she's second best, gentle girl and just needs some love and kill Aqua
>>289693087
bakifags want to talk about Kazuma and the other girls but their main guy raped a burly ass hairy ass man in the ass and they want to pretend that that's not faggot shit...
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>>289686411
>>289693217
Aqua didn't say it, Eris did.
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He could've had it all...
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>>289693617
Aqua would've drank during her pregnancy and made a retarded baby
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>>289693644
Her baby is coming out retarded even if she doesn't drink.
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>>289693644
Alcohol is purified before it passes through her stomach though
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>>289693450
The most fucked up thing in the series is that the succubus shop regularly has blokes paying to dream about being little boys and getting straddled by older women
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>>289693840
Yeah me.
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>>289685187
People keep trying to pretend that Aqua is human, when she's actually a goddess with the intelligence of a somewhat clever dog.
It doesn't matter what she looks like, outside of terminally girlless chuds that would fuck animals anyone with sense would avoid her.
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>>289685187
Kazuma is a dicklet and Aqua is just too big for him.
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>>289686581
>no you
this is the kind of subhuman retard that hates Aqua
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>>289685187
>sleazy middle-aged alcoholic salaryman in a female skinsuit
Kazuma has an iq above 80 so he can suppress his monkey brain and think logically.
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>>289693617
I like Wiz.
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>>289685187
When you get past the big ass monkey brain reaction you find she's kinda retarded and a bitch. And Kazuma's got other chicks to pick from.
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>>289685187
he understands the risks.
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>>289694280
rough hairline for a goddess
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>>289694275
>retarded
That makes it better
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>>289685187
He is gay
Retarded girls make me rock hard
I'd impregnate Aqua if I could
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THIS is supposed to be the hottest girl in the series
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>>289693644
no difference in that regard
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>>289696431
Correct.
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>>289696431
Just imagine.
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>>289696431
yes
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>>289685187
Men don't find Aqua attractive
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>>289694280
Entertainer skill probably lets her do some seventh heaven levels of cockbending
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>>289685721
This is true. This is basically how I feel for the most rank leftist women out there.
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Because Kazuma is smarter than Al Bundy.
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did Kazuma really not get Darkness?
I still can't believe it's monoMegumin
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>>289691801
>such a perfect goddess.

Her literal cult is also a figurative cult. That's not good.
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>>289693644
but it's ok, the child should be a demigod, will bruteforce through life just like mom, no int required.
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>>289698170
>did Kazuma really not get Darkness?

He fumbles her.
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>>289698194
The kid's going to have the worst of both their stats.
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>>289693506
>I hope you realize that she was laughing at the doodle Megumin made on his belly referencing his dick and not the dick itself

This is cope.
Anyway this moment the all time best reaction of a heroine to the protagonist getting exposed. No "KYAA! H-HENTAI!" here. Pure smug disdain.
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>>289685187
How come nobody ever talks about the fact that Aqua also has zero romantic or sexual interest in Kazuma? Yes, she wants to be desired, because she's a narcissist. But she would never actually give Kazuma the time of day. Just wants everyone to think she's beautiful, that's it. No relationship would ever be possible because she'd never even consider Kazuma her equal, much less a superior, nor does she seem to have any possibility of attraction to anyone. She's not a human and doesn't possess human feelings. She has affection for her followers because their worship intensity fuels her power. But she's not capable of selfless love.
The other two actually do have feelings for Kazuma, and feelings in general.
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>>289698447
I don't think that's true. He just avoided raising almost all flags with her.
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>>289685721
>it is possible for a woman to have a personality so offputting it completely kills any and all sexual desires regardless of looks
This is true, but despite her retardation I don't think Aqua would qualify, at least not early in the story before she has a chance to do most of her dumb shit.

If I was sleeping in the stables next to Aqua, you'd need a crowbar to pry me off of her ass.
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>>289698158
Peggy a cute.
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We would all fuck aqua regardless of her personality lets not fucking kid ourselves, kazumas just a retard that fumbled a darkness who basically confessed whilst she grabbed his hand to feel her body up, he is not the benchmark for a normal bloke, the guy is not right in the head
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>>289698447
She did raise her ass in the air and say lewd things when kazuma refused to give her some cash, so she knows how to dabble in sexual shit

Though I agree yeah, she couldn't give less of a fuck about mitsurugi when he was either revered her as a goddess or actually liked her romantically, when he gave her what was basically an engagement ring and she threw it away like a toy
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>>289694121
>with the intelligence of a somewhat clever dog
uh no, a somewhat clever dog would be smarter than her
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>>289698194
she'll lose her goddess powers after losing her virginity, their kid would be powerless
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>>289686084
I hang out with mentally unhinged smelly bums all the time, they're much better company than vapid normalfags.
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>>289699580
>i'm crazy AND happy
doubt it lad
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>>289698447
People also don't really consider that a lot of Aqua's bitchiness is a direct response to Kazuma being an asshole to her. The books do a better job of showing it than the anime does but she's actually not that bad when she's not just kneejerk reflecting his attitude back at him. She's dumb and naive but not really a bad person and actually tries to do the right thing, she just either fucks it up or it goes wrong due to some weird side-effect of her powers. She'd probably actually be pretty good for a guy with decent emotional sensitivity and patience. (i.e. anybody who's ever managed to sustain a relationship with a 3d woman.)
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>>289699555
>she'll lose her goddess powers after losing her virginity, their kid would be powerless
The long history of gods and humans mating throughout the world's mythology indicates the opposite would happen.
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>>289696431
It isn't, nobody thinks so, and nobody ever said so.
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Aqua would be a horrible mother.
Darkness would be better.
Megumin would be the best.
That's why the chuuni won.
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>>289699761
What about Yunyun?
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>>289699908
Nobody wants to be her friend.
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>>289699555
for sure that's just a story to discourage randoms, equivalent to a 3DPD's "i have a boyfriend".
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>>289694121
People in general are known for being stupid when it comes to sex anyway. It's just a dumb concept to say aqua is unfuckable because she's retarded.
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>>289698447
Nah, she is full of earthy desires, I seriously doubt sex and the relationships related is outside her range she just probably deems no one worthy enough.
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>>289699908
>>289699957
The baby will reject her body
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>>289685721
At Kazuma's age and while being a virgin, that would not have fuckin mattered.
I fully agree with you by the time I was 25 and still a virgin, but my dick did not discriminate before then.
>>289696431
instant erection at your pic senpai
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>>289698272
Rem or Ram had the same reaction. And I'm sure there are other examples I don't remember.
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>>289685721
I'd still be willing to pump and dump her just to be the first guy to fuck this goddess.
And hey, maybe once she has sex she'll chill out and the dump part can be erased. If not oh well.
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>>289699680
That doesn't have anything to do with how things work in Konosuba.

>>289699987
The reason Aqua doesn't turn alcohol into water just by holding it like she does with tea is because she temporarily lowers her divinity by thinking lewd things.
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>>289685187
used goods
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>>289701350
>how things work in Konosuba.
S O U R C E ?
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>>289699680
Aqua straight up states she would become a fallen goddess if she lost her virginity.
Megumins teacher is a fallen goddess that can no longer return to heaven after being seduced by an isekaiman eith a cheat item.
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>>289699386
>We would all fuck aqua regardless of her personality

Not all of us are horny desperate incels.
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>>289699641
Yeah, her bad luck is worse than her stupidity. I think her IQ is actually high, but her intelligence is below average since the universe stats combine INT with WIS and her wisdom stat is negative.
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>>289702245
>Aqua straight up states she would become a fallen goddess if she lost her virginity.
>Megumins teacher is a fallen goddess that can no longer return to heaven after being seduced by an isekaiman eith a cheat item.

so, not a lot of difference for her then.
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Does s4 hold any proper plot they could adapt? I havent touched the ln
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>>289685721
>Offputting
She's very fun to be around though
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>>289703981
No one typically fucks a chick just because she's fun to be around
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>>289704795
I didn't mention her looks because it was too obvious, but she's incredibly beautiful
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>>289698447
Aqua doesn't swing that way
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>>289703908
Wiz dies
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>>289696431
wrong
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>>289698257
Nah they'll probably get Kazuma's luck and coast on that for the rest of their lives.
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Girls are cutest when they're kinda retarded and need you to guide them.
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i want to hug yunyun
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>>289685721
that's true but doesn't apply to Aqua who is cute and funny
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Why are anons acting like aqua is yani neko levels of a turn off? The only negative she has is being clinically retarded, thats literally it, otherwise shes just a somewhat cocky goddess who still knows when to beg for help and actually pulls her weight in general. Just because kazuma couldn't get past her retardation doesn't mean its a dealbreaker, kazuma doesn't like muscle girls, hes fucking gay
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>>289705237
shes 14 years old you sick demented twisted fuck
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>>289705559
hmmm looks 18 to me
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>>289705559
14 x 2 = 28
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>>289692186
molesting eris is a civic duty, no deviancy involved.
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>>289698194
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The thing I like about them is that they do really kinda feel like an old married couple
They care about each other but they're both sharp-tongued and have a mean streak so they'll say rude shit but it just slides off like water
Too many Japanese romances are averse to having any kind of repartee.
Another thing I really like is how in spite of shitting on Kazuma whenever Aqua's in trouble she starts sobbing and yelling KWAZUMAAAAA TASUKETEEEEE
Obviously I love Megumeme too but Aqua and Kazuma are just fucking cute together damn it
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Aqua is adorable. I honestly love her, I feel like there's a lot more hidden depth to her character, like on the surface she's a retard drunk, but I love the dynamic her and Kazuma have and the way they look out for each other is so cute, like I love how they fall out and hate each other, but when the other actually needs help they never kick them when they're down, those little bits in the movie where Aqua strokes Kazuma's head or pulls up his pants when they fall down, Aqua is wife material. Megumin is okay but she just doesn't have that depth to her, same for Darkness they mostly feel like they're just gag characters but Aqua feels like a real human.
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>>289698447
She literally bent over and waved her ass at him
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>>289707755
Because she wants to be desired like I said. She's plenty willing to use her body as a weapon. That does not mean she likes him as anyone with even a modicum of experience around women would know.
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>>289694212
Based
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>>289705559
Out of 10
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>>289707089
Her comforting him after he banged his fist on the table was a nice bit, along with when he jumped out of darkness's window, got hurt, then barged into aquas room crying and begging for her to heal him
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>>289685187
Because Aqua is retarded. This is like asking why you wouldn’t fuck a chimpanzee.
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>>289708834
I'm starting to to think that there's a lot of subs on this board that just don't realize how retarded she actually is, and are operating on just animal instinct themselves. They see something that is vaguely in the shape of a female and they want to fuck it. That's the sum total of their "thinking".
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execute all who would make YunYun cry
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>>289708834
i can cure her retardation
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>>289685187
Never forget that Megumin offered Kazuma a handjob in the LN. But instead of thanking Eris-sama for a wonderful development he got nervous and made a joke about how people will think she’s lewd like Darkness. He’s a giant pussy.
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>>289685187
For comedy relief?, even in the games Aqua is the only female Kamuza doesnt try to romance in any way, also is hinted in one of the episodes that apart from their looks he cant find any other positive trait in any of the three girls.
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>>289708834
I would fuck a chimpanzee that looked like Aqua though
It's a wet tight hole with tits and ass who gives a shit how smart it is?
Are you gay?
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>>289709077
Considering the fact that she is by Kazuma’s own admission less intelligent than the average person in a medieval-esque world, no.
>>289708943
Yeah, she’s funny to watch but if you actually had to deal with her I guarantee you most anons would fucking kill her in her sleep. Unless they were as retarded as she is.
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>>289709197
Do you really expect them to write a sex scene in a pg-13 novel??
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>>289709311
In Japanese media I expect it
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>>289685187
She's useless
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>>289709269
You are a fucking ignoramus for thinking that’s a good idea.
>Are you gay?
Provided I’m pitching, he’s not fuck ugly, and doesn’t have an IQ below room temp, sure. Faggot.
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>>289685187
Because Aqua was made for the viewer, not Kazuma.
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A mate is supposed to help you raise your kids, not be one of your toddlers you need to keep from sticking a finger in the electric socket, for your entire life. There is a base level of competency, intelligence, and emotional maturity required for the position a female must meet to qualify as prospective mate. Otherwise you might as well just be masturbating alone. You're not gaining anything from it. You're actually harming yourself to be with her.
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>>289685649
Is it? This shit is LEWD
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>>289709571
Imagine having sex without the goal of procreation, couldn't be me...
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>>289709620
Would be me.
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>>289709571
>kids
you misogynistic fucks would throw all barren women in the trash
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>>289685187
Aqua would be better if she was smart but goofy.
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>>289710745
Wrong. The retardation makes her hotter.
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>>289705559
>shes 14 years old you sick demented twisted fuck

so is asuka.
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>>289707023
>The thing I like about them is that they do really kinda feel like an old married couple
>They care about each other but they're both sharp-tongued and have a mean streak so they'll say rude shit but it just slides off like water
>Too many Japanese romances are averse to having any kind of repartee.
>Another thing I really like is how in spite of shitting on Kazuma whenever Aqua's in trouble she starts sobbing and yelling KWAZUMAAAAA TASUKETEEEEE
>Obviously I love Megumeme too but Aqua and Kazuma are just fucking cute together damn it

Yeah, they would have been a good couple, but it's much funnier that they aren't one.
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>>289710629
If they've failed to have grandchildren and then can serve as a matriarch helping to maintain traditions and advise the family, yeah. Women are worthless outside of that. They don't invent, they don't build, they don't protect, and they don't earn. Their sole value, which is an enormous value making up for all the other deficits, is in the children they produce and raise. That's biologic reality. Men have to do all that other shit to matter at all. Women are effortlessly valuable by virtue of their fertile wombs. If they lack that, then they're reduced to being nothing more than a man without accomplishments, and no prospect of ever having any. I pity them, but I don't value them. You don't value them either, you just think you can use them for your own temporary pleasure.
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>>289688333
Man that last part's even sadder, someone should've told her they believe in her

>>289685537
It's not like he can rape them, but sexual harassment sure
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>>289710770
this, aqua is non-stop fun anyway and after enough beers i won't even pretend i'm smarter.
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>>289685187
Retards can´t consent.
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>>289692135
holy dicklet cope
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>>289710770
>>289711542
I disagree. A girl that is intelligent but goofy and clumsy can be more fun than just a retarded girl.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XpGThBki3Y
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>>289689206
What would happen to my cum in her ass?
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>>289693840
Do people still remember the Dreams? Do they just coom their pants or is the succubus based enough to catch the semen?
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>>289713554
She would shit out pure water.

The question is, what would happen if you fucked with love and for the sole purpose of procreation? The semen wouldn't be dirty in that scenario.
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>>289707089
He left her on her own in the Dungeon where she attracted monsters
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>>289713865
That's water you could sell with a profit
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>>289713554
Nothing, she stops being a god as soon as you put your dick in her.
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>>289715097
doesn't matter, aqua's ass would make ME feel like a god, therefore the total godness in the universe stays constant.
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sex?
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>>289712940
Her stupidity give you endless opportunities for sex.
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>>289716024
yes my queen
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>>289712656
has it ever been fully stated whats up with her panties? is there really nothing there or is it invisible or what
t. anime only
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>>289718041
The panties being missing/invisible is also anime only
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>>289688191
most megafaggot homolord shit ive read on 4chan in months, and I lurk /fit/
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>>289718070
You can see them in the Manga?
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>>289715097
And If I just shot it in her gaping asshole without touching?
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>>289688404
Compare to
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>>289718041
>>289718242
She wears blue and white striped ones.
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>>289719049
Isn't Darkness also nopan?
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>>289721129
They need to have sex
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>>289685187
I really remember somewhere it's mentioned that her status as goddess made her beautiful but somehow not in sexual way?
>>289698447
I think that is part of the reason and she seems to be having a great fun with his shenanigans as a god the time with the human trifles must be a pause from the routine. She's dumb but i guess she doesn't see time as the rest of people, everyone will be gone and she can go back to whatever she wants to.
>>289708834
That never has stopped anyone in having sex with people or animals, lol.
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>>289718041
No. The manga author did an omake referencing it and people often repeat it as canon but it's not. The anime's character designer or animation director (whoever made the decision for those scenes) is just an absolute man of culture and incidentally there's a scene or two where Megumin doesn't seem to be wearing any either.
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>>289720571
Classic
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>>289721243
Aqua doesnt want to
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>>289685721
Yet going after a 14 year old malnourished girl who has a penchant of blowing things up and acts like a spastic chunni is the less of two evils?
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>>289722583
It's not like she's above it. She genuinely gets pissed off when kazuma doesn't see her as an attractive woman. Also the times where she said she would link arms with him if he bought her premium top shelf alcohol. Gotta imagine she has a price for most things and kazuma has enough money to get it of he wanted. Leads to most of the doujin content around them involving money which is on brand.
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>>289721243
no, Aqua needs to have sex with me
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>>289693644
Aqua doesn't need to drink to make her baby retarded.
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>>289721129
It amused me how many times she casually holds and comforts him considering how many times he straight up beats her head in and pinches her cheeks
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>>289686124
he enjoys finer things than that, they just always seem to be taken away from him
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>>289723904
>he sees eris at the end of this implying his own party beat him to death
was this ep even in the ln because that was a screwed up ending
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>>289723976
I thought the implication was they put the collar back on him and then just let it kill him. Which might actually be worse.
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>>289723744
I too wish to pinch Aqua's cheeks
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>>289723904
>he enjoys finer things than that
He sure does.
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>>289693617
his empire of dirt?
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sex with maxwell
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>>289701746
There is no source.
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He's the demon king isn't he
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>>289726492
I only know that he is an anime original character.
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>>289688333
nice trips and damn poor girl
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>>289685187
Aqua is fantasy Stacy and knows his true identity as a pathetic neet virgin loser from another world and fucks with him about it, so he acts uninterested in her as a woman to spite her. It's just tit-for-tat.
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>>289692186
Eris' tits are even smaller.
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>>289724975
>I thought the implication was they put the collar back on him and then just let it kill him. Which might actually be worse.

He deserved it though.
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>>289725652
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>>289723976
>>289724975
Yeah I’m pretty sure they just put the collar on him and let him suffocate? Which yeah, would be worse. But no, the OVA is all anime only. Which probably explains a lot and that ending.
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>>289726492
Sadly no. He's just a cool guy and maybe anime only. Demon King seemed interesting, but Kazuma killed him before it got cool
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>>289685721
Nothing made me lose respect for women more than actually dating and living with one. Why the fuck are they so MESSY and why do they buy so much useless shit?
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>>289686741
not liking muscular women is not an uncommon thing
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>>289686741
faggots
plain and simple
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>>289723744
She's a bro through and through. Sometimes she'll want to break your spine but when shit really hits the fan she'll be always there for you
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>>289685187
Forever sisterzoned
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>>289688333
The cutest, smartest, funniest, hottest girl I ever knew turned into a crazy junkie and eventually OD'd and died. Worst shit I've ever been through in my life.
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>>289728568
why didnt you save her
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>>289698207
How?
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>>289728568
If they have an addictive personality there's nothing you can do. If not drugs it would have been alcohol, smoking, gambling, etc.
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>>289728081
There's not liking roided hulkets and then there's not like a pretty and /fit/ gal, the former is understandable, the latter is genuinely homo, darkness is objectively the ideal woman for a healthy minded man (bodywise)
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>>289685721
can confirm
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>>289723904
wiz is so big, not just her chest
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>>289730843
But Aqua isn't one of them
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>>289685187
wasn't there a chapter where Kazuma tried to jerk off to Aqua while they were resting on a stable, but she wasn't fazed about it?
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>>289730987
she weirdly chill with a lot of the weird shit he does, she kept the fact that he's been sniffing their unwashed laundry hidden for ages until he made her cry
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>>289685721
realistically, kazuma and aqua would have been casually fucking.
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>>289685187
Can't a boy and girl be best friends without sexual feelings?
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>>289732456
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>>289732456
Only if the girl is ugly
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>>289732521
If the boy is unpopular there will be too
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>>289732456
If the man is either gay or in a relationship.
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>>289732634
If the man is in a relationship, the woman will get sexual feelings.



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