Chino has her coffee. Cocoa has her bread. What does Rize have?
pals doko?!
>>289709147Guns.>>289709307Not 24 moffucraps.
>>289709147my child
>>289709147boobs and guns
>>289709147A gay girlfriend.
>>289709307Most anons are in the thread about the girl who is not amused.
>>289709147Her own harem
>>289709147Stuffed animals, she made one each for the whole cast
>>289709147She has the ChiMaMe-tai
Sex with Cocoa!
>>289709784Slut!
Sxarp canonically sleeps with older men for money though.
It's me. I'm older men.
>>289709849She doesn't even ask for money anymore, she'll do anything you want in exchange for booze or drugs.
>>289696032Anon, I'm sorry...
I'm boozing in the middle of the day again...
>>289709147Rize has Star Platinum
I may have finally lsot it
>>289710292Will booze in the evening only.
>>289709147Ugly moeblob
>>289710785I woke up in the middle of the night, so in a way ti's eveneing
Won't let the pals die. Just won't
It's OVER
>>289713672It's a new beginning!
>>289710227Backuplets deserve to get rekt and carry the weight of their lost, irreplaceable memories forever.Couldn't be me.
>>289713876wish I was this tired...
Well, I finally played some of Wonderful Party. It was super cute and I enjoyed listening to happy Gochis, but Dekinai laughed at me the whole time. >>289710520Who has ZA WARUDO?
>>289709784Cocosexo
>>289709147Cervical cancer, its over.
Nothing is simple anymore.
>>289717505Death is, and it solves all.
>>289717505But isn't simple besto?
>>289717575Sxarp has died too many times.
>>289717986She keeps coming back
>>289709147her hymen
>>289709147Great big titties
>>289719507I want to squeeze them.
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>289720285I don't think she would allow it
>>289720790Lewd nightmare.
>>289709147A gun. The strength to achieve victory. Obscene wealth. Rize could break them all.
>>289716252Cocoa I don't understand your words but I love you
>>289721235>welcome home>will you have bread...>or a bath...>or perhaps...
>>289721294>or perhaps...
>>289721520Good form. I wonder how long it took for her to get that flexible. And it's a little difficult, but i'm also sure she can do a standing split.
Love Srph
>>289723499literally scarf
>>289723032You literally can't post this!
>>289723571Literally skrillex
>>289723965a girl at my high school was an emo/scene kid and she shaved one side of her head so we called her skrillex
>>289724074I was in my late twenties when Skrillex became a thing.
>>289724205I probably too. I don't even know what it is. Some "artist" who made wub wub sounds?
>>289724205you literally can't post thatbut you're about 10 years older than me. I wonder if there are any 18 year old zoomer gochiusa fans>>289724230yeah, I never got the hype for that kind of "music"
MIGHTY!
>>289724320It's funny that there are probably people who loved skryllex when they were young and now look back at it with nostalgia, but still are zoomer age.
Rize is way more of an onee-san than Cocoa ever was
>>289724562Whatever asshole, Rize couldn't even talk to Chino without sperging out faux drill seargent style before Cocoa-nee came along.
>>289724628and yet how many beloved hand crafted rabbits has Coca made? Who is it that the younger rabbits come to when they need someone reliable to count on.
In fact Rize may have gone beyond Onee-san. She's Onee-sama.
>>289724659>hand crafted rabbitsLittle toys are cute and all, but everybody knows that the way to an imouto's heart is through her stomach, bread > stuffed rabbitsChimame-tai treats Rize more like a drill seargent or sensei than an onee-chan. Onee-chans are for mofumofu and Cocoa is the mofumofuest
>>289724699You might be right
Cocoa...
>>289709147her titsbut arguably cocoa chan is almost as big and chiya is bigger so its not much
>>289709147SyaroNo, but seriously, why did she say this?
>>289724545yeah, getting older is weird. I think I (28) am technically a zoomer.
>>289724754>bread > stuffed rabbitsactual food >> bread. And she can make desert too. >Onee-chans are for mofumofu and Cocoa is the mofumofuestOnee-chans look out for their imoutos. They don't seek shallow mofumofus.
Cocoa is basically like another imouto for Rize.
>>289724786It's kind of surprising that she's out of the closet.
>>289724824Bread IS actual food......and......
>>289724896usagi does not bounce on bread alone
>>289724896I want to hug this Cocowa and tell her that everything is going to be ok and that I'll be her imouto (male) if that will make her feel better!
See this? See this confident yet reliable aura? this is an onee-san.
>>289725369
>>289725396NYOOO!
>>289725396Imoutos rise up! Throw away the old onee-chans and become your own masters, become onee-chans for the younger generations!
>>289714423>Who has ZA WARUDO?This >>289708865
Sxarpbros...
>>289725396Who made this? The editing is perfect, especially the split second jump zoom on Mocha right before the shot is fired.
>>289709147>What does Rize have?Her first victim
>>289709147Her shovel?
There should be more Fuyu+Rize, that was one of the best chapters ever.
>>289726214That's a strong vampire.>vampire>vamp>>289726587Try to remember the basics of CQC.
>>289726655the blessing
>>289727122luv fuyuluv twins
>>289727122the only gochiusa "blessing" I'm interested in is Cocoa's father's blessing for her hand in marriagenot really though I like Fuyu too, she's a real cutie
Fuck the twins!
this is not japan
>>289727363Colmar is a japanese puppet state
>>289726518i like making dumb little edits every now and then. gochi has been good for figuring out how to gif
>>289709147sex. Rize has sex with me.
>>289727363It's Japanese France.>>289727861Yes.
>>289709147my dick
>>289728342You make some really cute Cocowas
the fuck is she doing
>>289729705OTL
>>289729715waht
>>289729823orz
>>289728531Japanese Europa banzai !!
>>289729595
>>289729705dogeza
>>289729837eh
Bros I need a anime doll >>289729836 possible of Cocoa-chan I just can't take it anymore...
>>289730062for what purpose
>>289730086Feeling less lonely...
mofumofu chino-chan~
tippy headgear, left the horse, grabbed a beergochiboozing with a blue mountaineersip your coffee, gochin'out in colmar with a cafe mocha and the rabbit topperstraight moffin'periwinkle pyonney, bunny hopping
>>289730111oh... I don't know if that would work... maybe there's an irl Cocoa waiting for you at your local bakery
>>289730191Are these gochiparodies of coon tunes?
>>289730192>maybe there's an irl Cocoa waiting for you at your local bakeryGive me a couple of hours I'll go check.
>>289730191Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>>289730235ganbatte!
>>289730242Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Gochiuzbekistan.
>>289730242>>289730366>it's sand nigger speakKeep them away from the gochis... I'm willing to go on a crusade if that's what it takes
>>289727639>>289729595verboten gochis!!
>>289730637
>>289730478>it's sand nigger speakFool of a Took. Read a goddamn book before you start calling anyone anything.
>>289730242>>289730694If you think about it the twins are literally elves.
>>289730694>Read a goddamn bookI read, faggot, but not lotr. Google translate told me it was arabic and that's as far as I bothered to look into it
>>289730860>trusting the thinking machines
>>289731029>implying the machines can think at all
>>289730274I'm back, she wasn't there.
imagine life without chino
>>289731265oh. that sucks. did you at least get some tasty bread
lesbos
gays
sxarp would eat rize's cunt
Reminder that she doesn't have any purple pubes down there, that's just a slanderous conspiracy theory.
>>289731838She as smooth as sxarp? I find that strange.
Syaro's smelly farts
>>289731855Don't make me post the chart.
purpol
>>289710785>>289710292you guys are small time. I work night shift so 8am drinking is like me drinking at 7pm. I get death stares buying alcohol at 7am
>>289732005I kneel
>>289732005>I get death stares buying alcohol at 7amI always order alcohol by delivery. I don't have to see the mailman's face when he drops yet another heavy crate full of alcohol at my door.
>>289732136I only do that for Calvados.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race … why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.
I tooted. Good morning pals!
>>289732005>I work night shift so 8am drinking is like me drinking at 7pm.Lol, same. I went to a brunch place on a weekday once and sat at the bar, the girl working was shocked when I ordered a second drink after my meal.>>289732111Um could you not post voyeuristic creepshots of my wife, thanks.
>>289732414>creepshotsCocoa puts herself in these situations on purpose, fucking slut!
Are gochianons the most damaged and hopeless kind of anons on /a/?
>>289732509Shounenfags are worse.
>>289732414I also work thirds. I couldn't help but notice activity picked up just about when I got out, assuming we're all working nights in America. Then again, I can shitpost all night. I'm a security officer.
>>289732509I'm /r9k/-tier of damaged and hopeless
Shan't engage with demoralization trash posters. Just shan't!
>>289732526Or maybe there's yuros posting in the morning like me
>>289732528You should go back to blogposting there instead of here.
>>289732528You should stay here and keep telling your pals about your troubles.
>>289732581I don't like that board anymore, used to be an ok place around a decade ago>>289732584I literally couldn't leave even if I wanted to
>>289732370Mocha wouldn't say this.
>>289732602>I literally couldn't leave even if I wanted toAren't we all like this?
>>289732571I've got a pretty good sense for community makeup, I've long since known gochithreads are majority US, most of the foreigners are still anglo with a couple frogs, krauts, maybe a Med monkey or two.Very few SA, no Asia.
>>289732584You and other /qa/fags are such a cancer to this board. I wonder why you keep trying to kill this place when you spend your whole life here.
>>289732526>I can shitpost all night.Same, I work 12hr shifts and spend 8-10 hours a night just glancing up at the computer every so often to make sure nothing is going wrong. Pretty comfy.
>>289732715imagine putting this sxarp in a paper bag with some zesty seasoning and shaka-skaka-shakaing her up.
>>289732581>>289732698Proof?
>>289732698I think this cranky pal needs a nap.
>>289732718Sometimes I'll be deep into shitposting and glance at the monitors to discover someone dicking around on private property. I just assume I hadn't missed anything crucial and note it in my report in case something goes missing or they find another body.
>>289732747>muh proofsYet another shitty /qa/ "meme". When are you gonna become a normal poster? Not even /b/tards were this bad.
>>289732786We're just opening our hearts here, but you have to ruin it with your schizoposting again. What the fuck is /qa/ about asking for proof? What the fuck is /qa/ about the posts you complained?Just go to kill yourself. If there's a /qa/fag here, he's not showing himself right now, but he's probably laughing himself to death at your behavior.
