Volume 61Uchiha Brothers United FrontChapter 580: Brother Time https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>289688612
Hiashi won.
B&W
>>289714067This dialog is so shitty
>>289714054>>289714067What did Itachi do with the sword?
>>289713864>White Extreme Attack!!!>it's redThe colorist had one job.
Done!
>>289714027>Lower left panelThere it is.
Itachi was better when he was evil. The loving older brother crap feels forced.
>>289713920I find Kabuto to be even creepier than Orochimaru
I feel unworthy of reading pages which have Itachi on them. I'm just too low of a being to witness His Deeds.
>>289714161Grabbed it when Kabuto dropped it, then swung near Kabuto's head and chopped off his horn.
>>289713881this lampshades how dumb uchiha are by spamming susanoo as a defense against everything. its pointless against both sound and light
>>289713940t-theres an ability Solo God doesn't have?NOOOOOOOOOOOO KISHI REWRITE THIS PAGEEEEEE
>>289713933so why is itachi capable of using susanoo then
>>289714478He focused on making the hand, I guess. Being undead could help. Also he's better than Sasuke at it lol.
>>289713837Where's fist bump anon?
>>289713952Kabuto is on the ceiling!? This must be the power of sage mode..!
>>289713902>blck
>>289714016I want this parallel art flashback thing to work, but I dont feel like Kishi earned it. Like most things in the war arc it reads like something he thought up on the spot and just decided to draw it. Kishi constantly inserts memberberries for characters that dont interact enough during the onscreen moments, reminds me of the Nardo and Choji/Shikamaru kid scenes like when did this happen it didnr you just made it up in the moment.
>>289713933Everyone can sense chakra.
>>289713920>>289713933>>289713940>>289713952So this is pretty much where he loses the fight, isn't it? For getting greedy and prioritizing Sasuke over Itachi, and the latter reading him like a book. Had he focused on the Solo King first, it would've been check mate. But ofc, Itachi seems to always know what's going on anyway, so probably not.
>>289714016why wont he just use his scalpel
>>289714054>>289714038Cursed panels
>>289713902Major props to Kabuto, he's the only guy who had managed to make Itachi frown in pain
>>289714595Itachi was farther away so Kabuto made the smart non greedy choice here so it was gg the moment Itachi found the cave.
>>289713933>>289713940This is such a strange thing to create "intrigue" about then "clarify". Just have Itachi say Nagato tracked him before. It's only cheap Solo King wank.
>>289714067>>289714084>>289714307>>289714325Arigatou, OP!
>>289714761I mean, with something like Izanami, yeah, it's always going to be gg before the battle even starts, it's only a matter of whether Itachi feels compelled to use it or not. It's what makes this battle kind of a waste of time, knowing it's something he could've done immediately from the start with no repercussions.
>>289714394Okay, and where did the sword go?
>>289713996Does every Susanoo have these beads to throw at enemies? I thought that was only Madara's thing.
>>289714993We saw Itachi do it before Madara
>>289714027Kabuto would've raped Itachi in this fight if it weren't for you know what.
>>289713968>Don't kill the boar, Sasuke>>289714067>Why didn't you kill the boar, Sasuke?
>>289714161I like Storm 3 showed Itachi actually handing Sasuke the sword (although they changed the order of things, since Itachi cuts Kabuto's horn and casts Izanami first, then he pulls off Extreme White Rage).
>>289714067Corporate needs you to find the difference between this panel and this panel
>>289714669The sword has longer reach with which to stab Itachi.
>>289714980Maybe he gave it back to Sasuke in between panels.
>>289714993Itachi did it first, and technically we never see Sasuke do it; he shoots Enton beads with the same shape, though.
>>289715221Sasuke's outfit looks really gay
>>289715319What do you expect, he got it from Orochimaru.
>>289715050You believe Kabuto is stronger than Itachi in this fight because that's the illusion of reality that you've been presented with. People live their lives according to that reality, the reality of what they consider 'true', but in reality, reality is just our illusions of what we consider true.In truth, your reality of Kabuto beating Itachi... Is just an illusion.
>>289715354He's had like 3 different outfits since Orochimaru was "killed", he has no excuse to continue wearing the gay.
>>289713851aura farming as the kids would say
>>289713902the almighty Uchiha... taken down by a simple loud firework lmao
>>289715493>>289715354You're either implying orochimaru woke up one day to go shopping or his personal tailor and came back to Sasuke and was like "sasuke-chan who I want to devour in the near future, here's a shirt with an uchiha logo on the back, I am sure you'd like it!", or Sasuke at some point left the compound to get it made.The waist thing he probably just secretly finds it cool because he's a fucking dork.
>>289713982>tracing the Odyssey
>>289714084
Sex with Shino!!
>>289714016...why would Sasuke think that after Kabuto has shown to both be able to slither like a snake and liquefy himself
>>289715833And why was standing on the ceiling noteworthy, it's the first trick they all learnt as a genin
>>289713920Naruto's body horror is underrated
this fight sucks ass, since neither party is really trying to kill the other
>>289715908Kabuto is trying to swallow Sasuke whole to steal his body and to stick a kunai with a new tag into Itachi's head to make him his slave again, both fates worse than death.
might be jumping ahead a couple chapters but why does Kabuto even care about Sasuke at this point? that was Orochimaru's goal but he's trying to create a new self identity beyond Orochimaru isn't he?
>>289715991>he's trying to create a new self identity beyond Orochimaru isn't he?He really isn't. It's a major point of this fight.
>>289716003oh okay. might be misremembering things then
>>289713902Why did no one ever think of blinding the Uch*h*
>>289713881>>289713902>>289713920>>289713933Whole lotta ink saved there, Kishi.
Wouldn't it make more sense to target Itachi first and make him his slave again to 2 vs 1 Sasuke. Stupid to target Sasuke first.
>>289714027owari da
>>289716159Going for the weaker target first to decrease the amount of enemies is actually a sound strat, though obviously Solo King is so perfect that he can't let Sasuke be delt with.
>>289715402I understand now. I kneel, Kishi.
>>289715402How does this relate to fantasy?
>>289714067Waifuya when?
>>289717059You realize that's Sakon's DNA mimicking Tayuya, right?
>>289717146Sakon's DNA was just used to make the second body.
>>289714344it's lame because every character is undergoing/underwent the same chungusification. minato becoming a father figure to naruto, kurama turning into a rawr XD carebear, nagato helping out, gaara losing his edge, all combined into the same arc makes it feel like lame 'avengers assemble!' shit. they all have the exact same interchangeable "i'm a better man now" personality
>>289717177The jutsu used turn that body into the other members is part of Sakon's kekkei genkai.
>Sakon out of nowhere I thought we moved on from this faggot.
>OP dumps the exact same chapter tomorrow
>>289714067Itachi tried to crack a joke but his autistic brother ruined it and gave him nothing to work with so he had to awkwardly say yeah.
>>289714027This is the moment he lost the fight, right? It starts looping from this interaction on because of Itachi's script writing bullshit
>>289713920>i could regain control of one of my strongest pawns!>hm>but sasuke and his maasive uchicock ARE right there>*unhinges jaw*
>>289718195He still has both eyes in the following pages, so I don't think so.
>>289718195>This is the moment he lost the fight, right? It starts looping from this interaction on because of Itachi's script writing bullshitItachi needed to close the loop, and for some stupid reason he chose a very unusual moment to record (Kabuto hanging upside down and stabbing Itachi's crow clone with Sasuke's sword). Maybe the jutsu needs an unusual moment.
>>289718167I think it was something way more clever in the japanese original I hope so
>>289713940sause is such a liability in this whole fight
>>289718519He didn't need to be anything other than a distraction to present an opportunity for Solo King to cast his OTHER "I win" jutsu, just like in the Nagato fight.
>>289714123as expected from sasuke
Izanagi and Izanami as Edo Tensei is some very broken shit that never got properly abused by Itachi. You can retcon your own death (or sealing) infinitely
>>289718418Dialogue might be Kishi's weakest point so I doubt it>>289718167Something about being dead has made Itachi extremely quippy but I kind of like it. I don't blame Sasuke for not playing off of that, when he just has to remember oh yeah Itachi killed mom and dad.
>>289714067How the fuck do you miss a boar the size of a freight train
How strong would Naruto and sakuras son be compared to boruto, this also means he has to have momoshiki in him as boruto does.
>>289718798I think he still loses an eye when he uses Izanami for some reason IIRC, which makes no sense but whatever, he was always planning to go back to being dead anyway so he doesn't give a shit. What I'd like to know is if he'd have cast off the Edo Tensei had he known the real Madara was out in the field, since it's pretty much the only thing in the entire series he doesn't seem to know about in the slightest.
Instead of focusing on kabuto, Itachi arrives at the battlefield to fight against Madara Would he turn the tide?
>>289718807> when he just has to remember oh yeah Itachi killed mom and dad.But he did that for good reason like uuuuuh wanting to prevent bloodshed or something?All praise Solo God The Infallible The Weakness of every Jutsu
>>289718860Yes. His Totsuka Blade is extremely broken. Madara has no answers to that.
>>289718860There seems to be no counter to Totsuka Blade, which Madara wouldn't know he has and so wouldn't take measures to avoid, so pretty much yes, he insta-wins, which is precisely why he doesn't find out about Madara and go fight him. Then again, Madara might asspull a counter anyway, because of course. Both characters are so incredibly bullshit.
>>289718958Presumably another Susano'o can block Totsuka, at least with its armor or own blade. All indications are that even Rinnegan doesn't help once it's hit you.
>>289714054i forgot too
Thanks for subjecting me to an eternity of suffering, Solo God!You know me, I'll happily endure everything as long as it makes others happier!
>>289719008>Presumably another Susano'o can block TotsukaNo
>>289714054that must be the first panel in hundreds of chapters where sasuke seems happy
>>289718952>>289718958>Solo King arrives>Totsuka Blades Madara somehow>lol no u, Izanagi, Madara loses an eye but breaks Totsuka Blade>ok then, Izanami, Itachi loses remaining eye and becomes pretty much powerless>lol no u, my real EMS ability I'd yet to reveal allows me to break free of all illusionsSomething like that, probably.
>>289719057>Thanks for subjecting me to an eternity of sufferingThe blade puts you in a dreamlike state, he's not suffering by any means.
>>289713851Somehow snakes are always more gross than frogs and slugs in Naruto
>>289719057>an eternity of sufferingit's an eternity of drunken dreams. sounds pleasant. compare that to the hellish torment inside the Shinigami's stomach that Hiruzen subjected Hashirama and Tobirama to. They and Minato should be super grateful to Orochimaru.
>>289719057No problem, you human piece of garbage, complete failure, worthless excuse of a middle chapter! You were the coolest!
>>289719272>You were the second coolest!FIFY.
Thank you for killing both my parents and making me an ostracized orphan, Kurama! You're the coolest ever because now you have a name!
>>289719391*fistbump*
>>289719112>>289719126Source?
>>289719391>>289719427lols
>>289719057How can Nagato be truly happy if he can no longer hear Yahiko ravaging Konan with his 10 incher?
>>289718167Sasuke is saying he doesn't view Kabuto as the boar in this situation. it's an implication that his primary target is still Naruto, and Kabuto is just "a snake in the path" temporarily distracting him.
>>289719086>Then it turns out Madara was fighting a bunch of crows this whole time and he gets stabbed in the backGGs
>>289718854Based on how he's been portrayed so far, I think he would not have gone back to being dead just yet if he found out about that
Kurama, Nagato, Itachi and Obito are the Holy Triumvirate of the Coolest Guys
>>289719115frogs and slugs have a more positive cultural association in Japan, snakes do not
>>289719272the thumbs up still makes me crack up
>>289719599>Triumvirate>Four of them
Reminder that on top of being the perfect ninja, brother, son, Uchiha, man, strategist, Konoha patriot, human and friend, Itachi was also the perfect actor
>>289719615>t.
>>289718860>>289718952>>289718958>Madara somehow steals the Totsuka because of course he can and makes it part of his Susano'oYou rike?
>>289719649Was he? I could tell he was acting.
>>289719693Only retroactively
>>289719509The manga
Why does /naruto/ hate Itachi so much? not every character needs to have a flaw to be interesting
>>289719686Might as fucking well. He has all the bullshit powers as it is, what's one more?
>>289719057It's funny how re-fucked you are when sealed by Itachi.>trapped in his chakra mech ghost>then trapped in whatever dimension the chakra mech ghost goes to when deactivated>then further trapped in the Pure Land which is another dimension
>>289719748its more hatred for the wasted potential in the final arc than for the characteritachi has zero negative chemistry with sasuke the way they're written, but he *has* to be there with him (yet still explain nothing of significance) because the plot demands it
>>289714016But he can liquify his body wtf?
>>289715782NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>289717504Guess that makes more sense than Sakon being the only one cucked from using his powers because Kabuto didn't get to touch Sasuke (and depends on whatever iffy interactions that Kekkei Genkai might have with an Edo).
>>289719748Good Guy Itachi has both zero personality and zero credibility (since he's *still* the murderer of his entire genome, no matter the reasoning), but Kishimoto portrays him as closest the series has to a selfless Messiah figure.
>>289719748It's just a /nart/ thing, don't mind this general too much, we all know it's a horrible experience for reading Naruto
>>289719748He's the unbeatable soloking, but instead of stopping akatsuki from capturing all the jinchuriki by soloing their leaders, he decided to spend his time alive tormenting the ones he loved the most.
>>289719748He's a horribly written character.
It makes me angry when people badmouth Itachi.
>>289719982kabuto is really tricky, I'd say he's no higher than high age as standalone but then he can summon 80% of the chart, including Madera
>>289719982still don't understand why Rasa is in a joke tier
>>289719982>Itachi in the same tier as the guy he effortlessly oneshotted
>>289719981Fug...
>>289719982Don't know if I'd put Tobi below Nagato
>>289719748The issue stems from the fact that Kishimoto very blatantly retconned the character between parts, so he essentially becomes a senseless character
>>289720018I think KCM2 level characters can probably brute force their way into killing him. But everyone below just gets fucked.
>>289720046I don't see Tobi beating him. He needs to show more than to struggle with capturing bee and Naruto with 6 Jinchuriki backing him up.
Is there a list or perhaps a video detailing all the plotholes, retcons, and other problems with the story and assorted bullshit in Naruto?
>>289720157>all the plotholes, retcons, and other problems with the story and assorted bullshityes, just read everything after chapter 500 or so
>>289720074I think most of the pieces of the retcon were already in place by the time we got the Uchiha flashback at the end of Part 1, but yeah, the wanking Itachi got in Part 2, particularly after his death and the big reveal, really makes him a ridiculous character.
>>289719748why do people hate rey from star wars? not every character needs to have a flaw to be interesting
>>289719748His actions just genuinely don't line up with his stated motivations whatsoever.
>>289719883>we all know it's a horrible experience for reading NarutoWhy, because people here actually point out how shitty and lazy the writing is instead of slurping up this slop of a manga like the lowest common denominators do? How can you be so pathetic?
>>289720278No, because these threads are just always sad and pathetic like (You). Nobody asked for this forced *not* general.
>>289720311>These threads are pathetic>There's no reason for them to exist>No one asked for them>Why am i here? UHHHH A MYSTERY
>>289720278Why do you refer to yourself in plural? Your incessant samefagging is blatantly obvious.
>>289720018Nah, Kabuto is [PAIN] level here.
>>289720105>kill Kabuto >army of immortal zombies hunts you down forever
>>289719982Am I tripping where are the Senju bros?
>>289719982For anybody confused as to why Tenten is at the top it's because this is a tier list based on who has the best ass, not on how strong their current chapter showing isinb4 "she should be at the bottom (hehe) either way"
>>289720871How could Hashirama drop Madara for that Uzumaki thot?
>>289714197Kabuto's color blind.
>>289721023He wanted children to repopulate the clan because he knew Tobirama was a raging homosexual and wasn’t gonna do it.
>>289720397Kek. Proving the point. Good job.
>>289721023Even Hashi knew not to stick his dick in crazy
>>289714325thanks op.
>>289719883>/nart/Get over that dead, failed general of yours. Also, this daily has long outlived it and has nothing to do with it btw.
>>289721223Kek
>>289721418How is this one a success?
>>289721787>started from chapter 1 and making its way to chapter 700 despite numerous attempts to shut them downSounds like a success to me.
>>289715221its not that bad, Oda did worse with Sanji in whole cake island (almost exact same last page)
>>289721418Wasn't mine but it always makes you seethe just mentioning it, so I like to bring it up since this *not* general is just as bad.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282986493/#282986493
>>289722890Exactly
>>289722890This is exactly what these threads would be like if not for dedicated samefagging and necro-bumping. Just look at it right now lol
I don't care if it's cornyI still like Sadness and Sorrow
>>289719742Page?>>289719718No, i could tell before the reveal.
>>289723611>Page?You're lucky I'm bored, so I'll spoonfeed you, speedreader.
>>289723720Aight, i stand corrected.
>>289723408>Sadness and SorrowIts pretty pitiful how none of the sad songs from Shippuden are anywhere near as iconic as Sadness and Sorrow, or hell, even some of the more obscure sad songs from part 1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDcGNy1THbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyAK6lywxvk
>>289714067This is like a marvel quip
Part 1 was so peak
>>289714356he is
>>289724298agree but i did like this one from shippuden>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwFa3IKSLOosadness and sorrow is simply on another level
>>289714067If I hadn't dropped the manga before this point, I would have dropped it right then and there after this
>>289714356>I find Kabuto to be even creepier than Orochimaru
>>289715402based
>>289719748Itachi has a lot of flaws huh
Part 1 was so mid
>>289724475>AI slop
>>289724475lel
>>289715402SOLO GOD SOLOS REALITY (TRUTH)
>>289718167Genuine kek
>>289719748Itachi has bigger problems than being flawlessAnd he actually is does have flaws, but the story ignores most of them. I think the only one acknowledged is that he had a habit of not trusting other people and wanting to do everything by himself.
>>289719748A lot of the hate comes from needlessly mind raping his little brother twice, and then planning to lobotomize him in the name of Konoha's elders because he doesn't know how to undo the trauma he inflicted on Sasuke. Besides that, his kit is almost exclusively one shots and ass pulls.
>>289719057Itachi we're breeding (at the request of Nagato)
>>289714027oh no, the infinite regeneration zombie was stabbed by a regular sword
>>289718807>Something about being dead has made Itachi extremely quippy but I kind of like itIt's kinda like he turned in his 2 weeks notice at work and is trying to not look TOO pleased
>>289725540The world isn't ready for Itachis with paper jutsu
>>289719883Care to elaborate on this general could possibly result in people disliking Itachi?Surely, if the complaints held no water then no one would care enough to change their opinions over it, right?
>Mhhhm fhhmmmmm muhmhhhmmhhh huuummmm.Braaaap>cough cough cough snifffff
>>289719883>/nart/ thingPeople have been hating Itachi on here since the first storytime you newfaggot.Itachi also receives hate elsewhere and even during the manga's run, you genuinely live in a bubble if you think people shitting on Itachi is a new thing.
>>289722890kek this one always gets him mad
>tumbleweeds Back to the natural state of this general i see.
>>289713933Colorist goofing again by making Itachi's Susanoo fist look like Sasuke's Susanoo at first.
>>289730361Why do you necro-bump?
>>289728804>>289729568>>289730442Get a life already, jfc
>>289730497>says the no-life who refuses to let his dead threads archive Poor thing.
Been a while since I last read this, when is the point where it's revealed Yugito was alive all this time and she fights Madara to save the 5 Kage again?
>>289723371>If not for dedicated samefaggingThat thread already had 1 dedicated samefag.
>>289730591>No life is when you post in a thread after waking up
>>289727077>>289729568>>289730361>>289731720OPrink the fecaloid necrobumper
>>289715782kengan memetics have been creeping up on this storytime for some reason
>>289732972>>289733002>>289733083Really seething over being called out, huh?