explain why yuri is bad without sounding like a chud
Why do you keep making these Madoka threads?
>>289714152
>>289714152how do you self insert into yuri as a guy?
It’s too girly for my tastes, I need romance that has actual weight.
>>289714299as the guy watching through the screen how the cute girls fall in love and kiss
Yuri isn't bad.Next question.
>>289714299That's what bulldykes are for.
>>289714152Not possible
>>289714152It boring, and I don't like homosexual women.
explain why yuri is good without sounding like a chud or woman
>>289714152The fans are beyond cancerous, trash, trannies and garbage. More than enough reason to not have anything to do with it.
>>289714764I'm a chud bit it's very cute
Your shonen authors are all switching to yuri anons, you will be assimilated.
>>289714152You prove it’s bad yourself by only posting het girls
>>289715082>Two kind of newfag tourist cancer mergingWhy should I care?
>>289714764Girls are cute and hot. Two girls kissing is doubly cute and hot.
>>289714248NEW MOVIE HYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>289715301No it's stupid they should be kissing my cock
>>289715411You can imagine that too if you want. Personally I'm fine with both.
>>289715724You are fine with kissing anon's cock? Anti yurifags are so fucking gay holy shit
>>289714152>>289714764Nothings wrong with yuri, nor a 14 year old girl dating a 26 year old time traveler. Also im the biggest chud in the universe. Uihihi
>>289715823Yuritards will assure you there is secret "subtext" that only they can see in everything then be confused by and completely misunderstand the most basic internet post. This is why nobody take you seriously
>>289715411Pretty sure most of the hate for yuri comes from people unable to understand you can't have sex with fictional characters
>>289714152Some forms of Yuri are just plain overdoing it. I was surprised at how hard Sailor Moon leaned into it, especially between characters who are already spoken for.
>>289715978How this justifies you lusting for that anon's cock?
>>289716082>yuri tranny is a spiritually bankrupt atheist brownoidYep
>>289716254>doubles down kek
>>289716304The fact you didn't even try to deny it is concerning, you really want that cock huh
>>289714152>plain boring aside from fan service and "haha, gay!" gag scenes, no tension of opposites>"fans" are almost as mentally ill as furriesThe reason you're seeing so much yuri in shonen is because japs figured out how to cheat Reiwa era ESG sensibilities by replacing the male self-insert with a girl, so ecchi and non-herbivore romance scenes don't count as sekuhara.
>>289716326Original post wasn’t me, nor was it anti yuriI came here to laugh at you because you deserve it
>>289714764Women are beautiful and seeing beautiful women falling in love is doubly beautiful
>>289716381You came to laugh at me saying you want that anon's cock?
>>289716559I came here to laugh at you for saying that anon wants another anon’s cock and mistaking him for an antiyurifag unprompted and you can be sure this is going to get brought up again the next time you claim to understand this franchise better than us
>>289716371>plain boring aside from fan service and "haha, gay!" gag scenes, no tension of oppositesThere's more romantic progress in most yuri than in most heterosexual romances. So if yuri is boring, wouldn't most romance be even more boring?
>>289715823Pfahahahaha oh nonononono please tell me this is a falseflagAnon must be so confused
>>289715159People dislike battle shounen specifically, not shounen magazines.
>>289716644You came to laugh at me accurately pointing a supposedly another anon wants that anon's cock? Not as gay but kinda gay too, you are too obsessed with cock.
what caused the new wave of madoka posting
>>289716849I came to laugh at your poor reading comprehension and you are humiliating yourself more with every post
>>289714299self insert your penis into your hand
>>289716954So you are saying I was wrong to assume you came to laugh at me saying another anon wants that anon's cock and it's you who in fact wants that anon cock?
>>289717149>copes with shizobabble GEEEEEEEEEEEG
you don’t understand the Good Guys make threads like this
Needs penis. Can't get off without seeing a penis.>without sounding like a chudOops haha never mind
>>289714152I can't be satisfied without a penis. Where is the penis? I need it.
>>289714152It attracts mentally ill retards that make endless threads here instead of /lgbt/>without sounding like a chudIt attracts mentally ill retards that make endless threads here instead of /u/
>>289714152Just ask yourself why you’re spamming these threads on /a/ instead of /u/. The answer is probably somewhere in there
>>289714152You take the blue pill, the dream ends you wake up in Yuribait and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in ShoujoNai and I show you how deep the doomed Yuri goes.
>>289716269Yuri belongs in anime while you're just another retarded invader like fags bitching about loli. Get the fuck out.Shit behavior from shipperfags changes nothing.
>>289714152This is more a criticism of all anime romance, but generally the relationship means nothing. It doesn't re-contextualize the two characters, it doesn't give them any more motivation if they were simply friends and most of the time it is only there either for self insert purposes of the lonely otaku, or simply eye candy. Very seldom will you actually have any personal introspective of someone that previously felt that they were fine in a straight relationship, now realizing that they might be gay. Most of this is simply brushed over, as if that very thought process is not allowed. Most yuri romance shows also seem to just fail to have guys as part of the universe entirely, further alienating people and making the romance less down to earth or even possible to be seen as abnormal.Basically, yuri is like junk food. Its there to feel awesome in the moment, but afterwards you just feel dirty.
>>289716371>>plain boring aside from fan service and "haha, gay!" gag scenes, no tension of oppositesOP said Yuri, not Yaoi. Stop being an idiot.
>>289714299Pussy.
>>289714152No such thing. It boils down to retarded moralcucks or entitled unlovable faggots.
>>289716209Playboy lesbians like Haruka and Sei are seriously missing from modern yuri
>>289717769I know what you are. Then again, it's OP's fault using a Madoka image.
>>289714152I don't hate yuri nor yaoi; while we are at it, it's just that I recognize that one of the deepest truths in existence is that life is ordinarily generated through male and female reproduction. Because I value that biological reality, I naturally gravitate toward stories that reflect it and don't feel compelled to embrace every other kind of relationship portrayed in media.
>>289717821What am I though?This thread isn’t about the yuri genre as evidenced by op posting a het image like you pointed out yourself, so looks like you shouldn’t be here if that’s what you want to discuss.
>>289714152Better question for it’s target audience. As a straight man, lesbians are none of my business
what if you're a chud AND love yuri
>>289717737>very seldom will you actually have any personal introspective of someone that previously felt that they were fine in a straight relationship, now realizing that they might be gay>most yuri romance shows also seem to just fail to have guys as part of the universe entirely, further alienating people and making the romance less down to earth or even possible to be seen as abnormal.Do people actually want to see these kinds of things in yuri? Are you going to say that Sayonara Lara from this season is a masterpiece if it ends up going in that direction. The reason I ask is because from the responses I see in this thread, non-yuri fans don't usually like when girls in yuri reject men.
I always laugh at anyone asking for guys to show more often in yuri than they get butthurt it's just for them to get humiliated by women or to be some asexual satanized mongoloid that only retarded women believe could ever be friends with them
>>289716371>plain boring aside from fan serviceyou're starting to get it. the whole appeal of yuri is you can sexualize twice the amount of women at once and no one gets mad at you if they put dog collars on each other
>>289717769>Brown behaviorJarvis pull up a list of countries that banned homosexuality and describe their skin color
>>289718520Yurifags are turned on by this
>>289718873No we're turned on by the sex: https://mangadex.org/chapter/f458e301-cc64-43d4-9d11-da0e109ef7a2/1
Yurifags will tell you yuri is “the most epic straight male gaze thing evar never ending stream of le boobs” and then show you a panel where two sluts are making direct eye contact with the viewer saying “We fucking hate bois :)” and tell you to just skip to the watching other people have sex part
>>289719014Did you miss the conversation? Yurifags asked if people really wanted to see guys in yuri when they can only be rejected or be friends with the girls. When someone said that they were turned on by girls rejecting guys, a yurifag pointed to the sex scene as an example of what turned him on (which doesn't mention guys at all funnily enough). It's also the usually the people who dislike yuri who say skip to the sex, but whatever.
>>289719014>a cute anime girl>TWO cute anime girlsIts not that hard retard. The only ones who hate it are faggot troons like you who can only default to ugly lesbians from the west.
>>289719110True that’s exactly what that guy was talking about I really got that impression as well>>289719164Kek harem anime probably literally has a higher F:M ratio than yuri. If I wanted a gorillion female biomass I would watch CGDCT preferably without yuri.
>>289718741Homosexuality was banned in every single white country until the sexual revolution (which was lead by nonwhites)
>>289719231The whole conversation started with someone talking about how yuri doesn't feel realistic if the girls don't start out in a relationship with guys or don't have any interactions with men. It was clearly in line with the topic.
>>289718520>anyone asking for guys to show more often in yuriI can confidently say this never happened
>>289719430No you’re completely right man no sarcasm it makes absolute sense how we got from A to Z you can just let your position stand and speak for itself
>>289714152>yuri is badPurely because of extremely annoying fanbase like it's their whole personality. Some of this retards are even auto misandrist and agp obsessed.Aside from that I have nothing against yuri. Though homoromance doesn't attract me and many others. It's nothing related to self inserting its just the aspect of regular viewers since it doesn't align with ones own romantic orientation view point.
>>289719453Uh see >>289717737?
>>289719516I will admit I did not read that post originally, but you’re guilty of cherrypicking and goomba fallacy.
>>289719420You can say americans mutt.
>Romcom authors are all leaving to do yuri now
>>289719616I could if I wanted to deflect from the Jews.Americans didn’t invent it btw. It started in Weimar in Germany, then after the war went to France as the "French theory", then went to the US. The jew has no country
>>289714152Apparently it humiliates, satanizes, mongrelizes, and castrates men, so I suspect it’s not for me.
>>289719773Yes but enough about Nagatoro
Nagatoro is straight she’s for me
>>289720149Yes, for you, for the whole town, btw it was totally her sister and not her who beat the shit out of senpai while NTRing him in the original webcomic lol
>>289715978>then be confused by and completely misunderstand the most basic internet postBig words from someone confused by the most basic joke
>>289720149But yuri protagonists are straight too
>>289716269>atheist brownoidBut browns are the most religious people. The most atheist people are east asians followed by whites.
>>289720271Orly? Sure it wasn’t a pig rape monster??>>289720369Yeah when im done with em :p
>>289714152Homosexuality is disgusting no matter the gender.
>>289714152>Controls peoples minds>Uses cloning vats only to grind the clones into resources>UFOs are so tackyYuri is bad.
>>289720566Well we wouldn’t want anything distracting our citizens from obeying glorious supreme leader Ching bong chow or whatever would we
>>289720314The fact that he thought that post was from an antiyurifag proves he was serious (at first, then he cope shitposted to drown out his genuine stupidity)
>>289720566Abrahamists are as spiritually bankrupt as atheists. Which is why it’s only abrahamists that convert to atheism.
>>289720620False, only male homosexuality is disgusting.
>>289721330If anything female homosexuality is even worse due to also being feminist
>>289721296I was talking about you Low IQ
Yuri = PurityWhen a girl yuris it immediately tells the audience this girl will not be taken nor stained. She will maintain her idol-like anime girl image and never fall for a bland male MC (not you) or a random NPC. You can love her all you want without fear of being a cuck.Lesbian is literally the perfect form of an anime girl. Imagine having a girl who shares the same interests as you. Secretly drooling over another girl... it's so cute. Conversely, imagine liking a girl who's fond of men. You're inviting a MALE-LOVING entity into your space, which in itself is gay. It's not relatable and therefore you can never truly love her. It's cuck-coded AND gay-coded by design.
>>289718165This is the correct position
>>289721454>posting het girlsYou don’t actually like yuriMany such cases
>>289721367I can’t tell if this is a falseflag or if you literally just flexed your illiteracy on me
>>289721453Yes, being a true yurifag is the only way for a men to be guaranteed to never troon out, meanwhile everyone in the 100 girlfriends thread is a troon already, 100% conversion rate
>>289721432>>286294304
>>289721481Copypastsa has been part of /a/ since the beginning
>>289714299i want to become a hot girl and have sex with other hot girls
>>289721539>being a true yurifag is the only way for a men to be guaranteed to never troon outI’m so glad I didn’t go to bed early tonight Thanks for the kek anonI wonder if you actually believe that
>>289721506You know you could be putting your 'tism into something more productive than this, right?
>>289721555Only during third world hours
>>289721599What? How is it autistic to make a basic observation about your post lmao
>>289715301i mean just watch yuri hentai then. It just makes any good story objectively worse and annoying.
>>289716082>masturbates to yuri pornwho are you fooling, anon
>>289715904naruhudo
>>289721610https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22Naruto%20is%20a%20gateway%20anime%22%20/One of the most famous ones is shitting on 3rd worlder anime.Not that you would know newfag.
>>289721727>shonenspic infighting uses third world tactics Color me surprised It is a fact that resorting to copypastas proves you lack the vocabulary to make unique posts each time, which is correlated with low iq and brown skin
>>289721832>shonenspic infighting>he doesn't know that naruto was literally banned from /a/ and that was posted in the threads every timePlease stop embarrassing yourself when you don't know history
>>289721832Stop pretending you are any better mutt.
>>289721910>pools closed due to aids your argument is invalidVery convincing
hows chagen doing nowadays
>>289721910Everyone knows Naruto was banned from /a/.Doesn’t change the fact that copypasta spammers were always low iq brownoids ESPECIALLY when it’s one guy ritual posting his own word diarrhea thread after thread like a child.>>289721911I’m not a mutt. Purely white, and don’t support any third world fetish like homosexuality or feminism.
>>289722035
>>289714152It's just boring.
>>289722088
>>289722111
>>289722088This one made me realize I had a fetish for being yuricucked
>>289722141
>>289722175
>>289722201
>>289722233post more yuricucks
>>289722086>hurr the copypasta that everyone used to get narutofags to fuck off was actually spic infightingI can see why they keep posting it when it triggers you every time kek
>>289722274
>>289722300>everyone was ritual posting the same thing over and over instead of being original Stop projecting your own brown behavior on the whole board
>>289722144Sometimes just 2girls looking_at_viewer is enough but I wish there was a real term for it, searching yuri ntr usually just brings up girls cucking other girls or lgd. It's been a little bit more common recently though
I want to get a lesbian couple pregnant
Yuri tends to be bad because it doesn’t go far enough to cater to the male audience.
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>>289721832>even calling anti-Narushit pasta brownStop pretending you actually belong here and kill yourself already.
>>289714152Feminism and misandry. Even Japanese male yurifags are extremely self-hating.>>289719590I wouldn't really say he's cherrypicking, since if it happened even once in history then it happened. "Never" is too strong a word.
>>289723994Anon no one is stopping you from masturbating to men
>>289724027ah yes the two genders men and lesbians
>>289724060For you it may as well be
says the nosferatu creature that can’t even envision ximself having sex
>>289724136Not surprising a straight man is a monster to a fag like you
lesbians aren’t straight male business
>>289724381I know, straight into the penis guys like you love romcoms and harem so you can pretend you are the girl
Into the penis? What like, the urethra xD
Warning: if you are a yurifag, do not play vrchat. I have concerns this might be the next great pipeline. t. knower
>>289714152But I like yuri despite being a chud.
>>289714299you don't
>>289725885Same
>>289714308You should check out Nagatoro.
>>289714152>explain why yuri is badYurifags exist because of it. That's reason enough.
>>289714152Yuri is fine. It's some of the fanbase that's questionable but you can say this for most fanbases.
>>289714152It ruined slice of life (and vise versa)
>>289727709ha ha ha
>>289727741>filenameObviously not. They are clearly friends.
>>289714152I find it boring most of the time. The relationship stuff tends to be the meat of the story and it just isn't that interesting to me.
>>289727848Yuri has a lot of action works now, you will see with murcielago anime.
>>289727904Murcielago is getting an anime?
>>289727966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE4270wAeWY
>>289727966Yep
>>289714299Imagine it as foreplay for ffm.
>>289728035>>289728047Oh holy shit. Will it be censored though?
>>289728061To some extent it will be obvious censored, but more likely because they always cut corners with gore by turning everything into blood explosions
>>289728056>Having sex with gaysWhat a fucking faggot you are
>>289728080Well shit.
>>289728086Nothing with fewer than two men/cocks is gay. Stop being a retard.
>>289728723If you fuck a faggot you are a faggot. simple as
>>289728891not if you top, moron
>>289714152It shills the nonsensical idea that women aren’t sex objects for men
>>289714152Girls should have sex with boys so we can have more boys and girls :)When they have sex with girls that means they don't get to have any cute little babies 0^0 that means they'll never get to have children who love them as much as they love each other ToT.The emoticons are necicary as a disarming tool.
>>289714152I enjoy yuri but there's far less yuri with overt fanservice involving sexy big tittied bitches being horny for each than I would like compared to all the series with basic school girls just being cute and kissing sometimes. Basically what I'm saying is that I want more Valkyrie Drive Mermaid
>Saar my waifu should ruin her life and never experience true love to validate my cuckoldry fetishGoyjin aren’t people
Yuri culture it has been overrun by troons and misandrist dykes who just want to invade all the hobbies of straight men and claiming that all their waifus are lesbians Like just look at how that trend has taken over gacha games even in fuckin Nikke and Blue Archive (harem games with a self-insert MC)That’s a reality outside of Japan that you retards don’t want to accept and think that everything is still the same as it was in the 2000's
>Incels (soon to be troons) shacking in fear of yuri stealing their wivesWhat a time to be alive
>>289714152I am a chud and I think yuri is pretty epic actually
>>289714299You self-insert as the neutral observer from afar like a good little cuck
>>289714152it's a sin
>>289729735So is not working.
>>289729575>"Incels"Hi Lilith
>>289729575>yuri stealing their wivesLolYuri can’t steal anything because no lesbian relationship has ever lasted more than 3 years
>>289714299Just wait a few years for the girls’ lesbian phase to endA woman’s sexuality is determined by the last netflix series she saw
Maybe if you keep screaming lesbians are not real yuri will go away, has been working very well so far ho ho ho. But seriously we are taking over, slowly true. but you are realized this didn't you? How you romcoms are increasingly more asexual, they are going to turn into friendship stories and the girls? They will get with each other. You are old. You are dying. But you will live enough to see what you love being taken from you. And it will be glorious.
>>289729990BasedSign me up for this, I need more girls kissing
>>289729990Lesbians are not real and less and less people believe in sexual orientation bullshitLgbt acceptance is a dying fad, in 10 years gayness will have the same connotation as pedophiliaWhat you call "gay culture" will forever go down in history as something that gets mentioned alongside the Epstein files
>>289730428>less and less people believe in sexual orientation bullshitGoogle says otherwise.
Anon is simply coping, the people love lesbians
>>289730528Nah it doesn’t
>>289714152Because it panders to the male gaze and is nothing but fanservice for troon incel purityfaggots who’ve never known a woman’s touch so they compensate with yuri because they don’t take lesbians seriously and don’t think they count compared to dick so yuri is a way for their waifus to remain “pure.”Also yuri in Mahou Shoujo in particular ruined the entire genre and drove out the original female audience.
>>289731606I wish yuritards were as based as you claim, but in reality the feminist cucks itt are a good representation of them
If it was possible to be a chud yurifags then they would be calling out all the woke cucks itt but only antiyurifags do so, this means the "chud yurifags" are larpers.
>>289732031Why would anyone do that when they can just ignore them instead?
>>289714299Fly on the wall
>>289714299As the girl with the futa dick.
>>289714152gay feminist shitnow die
>>289732031None of this has any meaning.
>>289732031Anytime spent on that could of been better spent reading yuri doujins, internet drama is usually pretty dumb and worthless
>>289714152Not all relationships are sexual ones. It would be like saying all male hobbies are like Tom from Finland drawing. Would you really like it if every depiction of something just looked like this? Even if it is set dressing with lesbians. Yuri is the same way. If two girls fall in love, they better have just as good as if not a better relationship than a straight couple would, not just "They showed up on screen together and gave eachother bashful/bedroom eyes". I want to see full-on dating and not bait.
>>289729477Thankfully nobody in japan gives a shit about the woke misandrists.You are right that these misandrist scumbags are a problem. Doesn't mean I'll change what I like because of these same people, that is so retarded, if you're truly a real man you stand your ground.
>>289732112Ignoring degeneracy isn’t what chuds do
>>289732031Absolute cope. I'm literally a chud and I'm very anti leftist and everything these mfs believes in and I will never not like yuri, because it's a genre that has never and will never be at all related to lgtb BS. You are too new and underage to understand why.
>>289732314I agree, I actually support normal yurifags defending their hobby against these invaders but they don’t do so. They always side with the invaders for some reason, and against the people defending their het hobbies (such as Madoka, what op posted) against the same invaders trying to claim those are yuri.Yuri is only gatekept by antiyurifags and this thread proved it again, you had cuck posting and male hate slop posted earlier and no yurifag called it out
>>289732353Then why aren’t you calling out all the woke troons itt?Or even op for posting het girls while making a thread about yuri
>>289732362Ihate all males that arent myself
>>289732314Based unironically. Ceding ground to people you hate is why they won.
>>289732324Nigga this is 4chan
>>289732382Now watch as no yurifag calls out this post.Btw, if you hate the people you’re not attracted to, that just means your attraction is performative. You’re a faggot.
>>289732410And degeneracy has its own meaning here. Newfag feminist cancer is degenerate. Lurk more
>>289732413Most yurifags would also hate potential yuri destroyers
>>289732438So >>289732031 was right, got it.
>>289714152the bad people like it and anything the bad people like is bad.
>>289732450I also hate sjws and chuds and any kind of zealot behaviour that isnt mine
>>289732382You are bad and gay and have now been called outChud Yuri is real
Tabb is ACK 2.0
>>289732469No you don’t Hating men is woke
>>289732494My reasons for hating men are justified
>>289732529No You’re simply a liberal redditor who does what netflix tells him
>>289732486True
>>289732353Yuricucks do tend to be chuds, hence why Naoko Takeuchi is anti-fujo and hates gay men.
I love yuri but I hate all other yuri fans because they are incapable of enjoying it in the same way that I do.
>>289732752Yuritroons are also ultimately homophobic because the reason they’re scared of gay men but fetishize lesbians is because they don’t take lesbianism seriously and think sex doesn’t count unless there’s a dick involved, hence why they consider women going at it with other women as proof that their waifu still remains “pure,” because they don’t view lesbian sex as real sex after all.In an ironic twist of fate antiyurifags ultimately end up being less homophobic than yuricucks, since they consider having a lesbian fetish as cuck behavior meaning they take lesbians seriously and consider them on the same level as straight relationships or relationships between gay men.
>>289732264unless the yuri is appealing from an extreme character design point of view i strongly prefer adventure yuri or other types of shows. Romcom types which are entirely focused on the couple meeting at school or otherwise doing nothing but reveling in relationship drama are anathema to me.Stuff like citrus, cruddy, strawberry panic, sakura trick are all garbage, bloom intoI want stuff like Madoka, Nanoha, symphogear, otome survival. I want a main quest, I want adventure. I wont turn my nose up if its good enough but usually there has to be some kind of awakening moment. tooru from kobayashi explaining why she is nice to people from near its release date are an example, yuru yuris peerless yurifag comedy is another.
>>289733040>since they consider having a lesbian fetish as cuck behavior meaning they take lesbians seriously and consider them on the same level as straight relationships or relationships between gay menWhich is the only rational stance to have since cuckoldry is emotional not physical You still get cucked if your partner kisses someone else even if there’s no sex
>>289733173>I want stuff like Madoka, Nanoha, symphogear, otome survivalLooks to me like you want het and only pretend to like yuri. Those shows are het.
>>289733443>Symphogear>Het
