>ugh! kimoi! where's my stinky rotten beans, raw fish, and plain rice with a raw egg!?!
>>289761689>plain rice with raw eggthe rice cooks the egg
>>289761689>forgetting about vinegar YWNBJ
Rent free
>>289761689>stinky rotten beansThat seems to be a love it or hate it thing even in nippon.
>>289761689The only time I've gone to Britain I ate fish and chips (mid dish btw) and then had to be rescued from the London Eye by a bomb squad because there was a bomb threat and some Muslim dude ran over pedestrians on the bridge next to it.I bought a newspaper the next day as memorabilia, I still have it in my desk.
>>289761689Fish & chips mogs raw parasite sushi any day
>>289761855left out the curry larping as japanese cuisine
>>289761689Brit bongs have never recovered from this and a Japanese teenager creampieing King Arthur
>>289762065It's true I was the bridge
>>289761689Right here
>>289762065This did happen, I was the bomb
>>289761689You didn't mention Marmite because it's actually good.
>>289761689Black pudding is great. Dumb Japs.
>>289761689It never fails to impress me how much seething this one sentence causes
>>289761750More importantly, what's the correct way to season the egg?[ ] Snoy sauce[ ] Worcestershire sauce[ ] Bullcat sauce[ ] Ash Ketchup
>>289761689I can tell OP is none European.British food has been a punchline for almost a century.
>>289761689Velly velly naisu! OSHIIII~
>>289762833Is that the original saying? I would've expected heaven to have Italian chefs and French lovers instead of the other way around.
>>289761689you lost britcuck
>>289762923Honestly pretty interchangeable
>>289762833That meme is several decades out of date.Heaven is where the chefs are Mediterraneanthe mechanics are Japanesethe male lovers are Italianthe "female" lovers are Thaithe politicians are Swiss (or Scandinavian)the police are defundedthe Germans are irrelevantand all is paid for by AmericansHell is when you look out the window.
>>289763073Yeah it seems pretty 80's. Everything is just slop now.
>>289761689Nobody respects British food, it's not a Japanese thing
I don't want to eat all this but I can.
>>289763115Can confirm. I visited Brexitopia once, and even the cook admitted they only serve British food as a hazing ritual.
>>289761689>get conquered by the brits>b-but our food is better!Classic brown cope. Japs are honorary Indians.
>>289761689Black pudding is delicious. If you don't like you are a talmudic person
>>289763073>Heaven is where >the police are defundedhave you tried not overdosing on fentanyl?
>>289763166that's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>289763227Have you tried living in a civilized country?
>>289763166They should share their food to spread their carb intake. No one is fat when everyone is fat.
>>289761689it's amazing how brits had such a vast empire with access to ingredients from all over yet never managed to make any decent food, and france was right next door, what happened?
>>289763216Brits are now the conquered
>>289763319They declared war on the French. Repeatedly. The French won by doing nothing.
>>289762528Looks tastier already
>>289763249I do.
There is no reason not to be a vegetarian.
>>289762940British police are the #1 license enforcers. They perform over 200 million license checks a year and have never accidentally shot someone while doing it.
>>289763319>muh wine and stinky cheeseOverrated.
>>289763382>seven side dishes and no mainI could not in good conscience serve this to my waifu. Growing girls need meat.
>>289763392sure, but even thats miles ahead of fish and chips.
>>289763479That's true, but compared to guys, girls prefer eating more plant-based foods and sweets and less meat.
>>289761689We're had this same discussion for at least 100 times. Bong cuisine is shit, okay let's move on now.
>>289763249You still need police for minor civil disputes and infractios, or if the local schizo (you) is being too much of a nuisance in public. Defunding the police is just a lefty talking point pretending they aren't a lolbert
>>289761689That's NOT what a Full English breakfast looks like, they made it look gross on purpose.
>>289767413Tne only thing I really love from that are eggs and baked beans with tomato sauce.
>>289762833Europeans are faggots, and no one who has seriously tried british food and german/nordic/eastern european food seriously thinks british food is worse
beans on toast
>>289763221>>289762752Always wanted to try black pudding, but doubt I'd be able to find any in America. At least, not without traveling so far that I might as well just fly to the UK
>>289761689Pretty big talk for a nation whose most famous dish is British
>>289761689What the fuck is that charcoal looking thing under the burned egg?
>>289768660>>289767644
>>289761689Man, this scene is really like pearl harbor for britbongs.
bongsstillseethinghuh.
>>289769085I guess that's also the same shit on the toast?
Food preferred by thirdies with zero education.
>>289761689>>289768660
>>289763073>the "female" lovers are Thai
>>289762833>the police are British OI MATE YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT KNIFE WOUND?
>>289769242you can technically spread it on toast but I doubt that's what it ids.part of me thinks marmite but you wouldn't have it for breakfast
>>289762065I was in London once, saw a police helicopter flying and later saw news about the usual suspect attacking someone with a meat cleaver. This is casual friday in modern Bongistan.
Give me fried catfish with mashed potatoes and gravy any day over blood pudding and offal pies.
>live on an island>drive on the wrong side of the road>drink tea>eat curry>native food is just fish and unseasoned vegetableswhich country am I talking about?
>>289767413Why are you bongs so obsessed with beans
>>289773058Literal wartime rationing
>>289773053Madagascar
>>289761689Dilate,stupid britbong. The slop thta you people have the never to call "food" make you people the walking joke of the world
>>289773053Yeah the similarities between Britain and Japan are actually extremely funny. If the world wars didn't happen they'd probably have become best friends just because they're so similar.
>>289762923You raise a good point but french cuisine and cooking techniques are rather unanimously considered the best in the world and everyone copies them where possible. Meanwhile, french people are stinky.
>>289773726Japs love Bongland (or atleast the romantic interpretation of it from the late 19th century), but when it comes to cuisine, they stop at tea with biscuits and fish and chips like every other sane person does.
Britbongs have pretty good baking tbqh
>>289767413American breakfast platters are betterWho the fuck eats beans for breakfast??
>>289763382>>289763513>>289767413Stop! I can only get so erect!
>>289773667>Madagascarfamously known for its tea, curry, and driving on the leftstick to watching the penguins movie, anon
>>289767498german food is good though, even stuff like hotdogs that americans obsess over was at least invented by a german, no one seriously bothers going out of their way to shit on it like they do for britslop. and the only nordic disaster i know of is that swedish fermented fish, but every culture has at least one weird dish like offal pie
>>289773789>french cuisine>unanimously considered the best in the worldSays who? All the rankings I see usually have Italian cuisine at number one.
>>289761689never had a steamy bowl of 卵かけご飯 with some warm miso? divine
>>289775464Why do you hate penguins
>>289776107Nah all you think when you think Italian cuisine is [Tomato lmao]All Italian food is is spamming the tomato
>>289776107He's posting from the 1950s
>>289771757I don't think you have, mate
>>289763249Gaijin non White make it hard to live in a civilized country
>>289761689There are live squid, bugs, fish eyes, and testicles and some rotten fish, too.
>>289774184>America! America!>God shed his grace on thee!!!!
Why do americans refuse to eat anything that isn't HFCS enriched?
>>289763319World war 2 and rationing destroyed their culinary culture.A nice steak pie or sausage roll though is always good
>>289779928It isn't a refusal, it is just that everything is pumped full of it here because it and corn in general are subsidized so hard. And because so much corn is grown, other things are more expensive
>>289767413>toast >not fried bread
>>289761689>retardedly thick slice of bread, unbuttered, with marmite spread like peanut butterJaps are honourary Americans.
>>289761689Cheese my beloved
>>289762065>midzoomgroid opinion thrown in the trash
>>289780215grim
>>289779922oh man I used to love ketchup on eggs as a kid. I should try it again.
>>289781267Not Ketchup
Someone post that national cuisine rating chart
>>289783618you mean the map that just shows distance from italy?
>>289767644It's easy to find. Try a Latinxer spot they call it morcilla
>>289767644get scrapple instead. it's the same concept but less disgusting (it's still disgusting if you read the ingredients).
>>289783618
>>289773726There was that whole treaty and alliance between Japan and Britain that lasted till about the Washington Naval Treaty at which point Britain decided the US was now its bestfriend. Part of the result of that decision was WWII, but that period of friendship gave the world Japanese high school girls in sailor uniforms because an Anglophile Japanese man became a high school principal and made his students wear them and it spread; school uniforms in general are a British export nobody really talks about or acknowledges, even the modern Japanese uniforms of blazers is a British export. The period of friendship also led to the formation of the IJN under British tutelage which is why Japan still has the most competent Navy in Asia. It also let Japan become a modern state able to beat Russia, do everything it did to the Chinese, and for a brief period match the RN and USN.
Natto is not stinky at all.
>>289784469Natto made using traditional methods smells absolutely awful.
>>289763166What is Nemo doing there?
>"Those japs and their rotten beans">proceeds to eat literal mold on a piece of solidified spoiled milk
>>289784933Are you on about cheese?
>>289762819garlic hot sauce
>>289761689I'm Vietnamese, i go to Europe countries and everywhere sausage, bread, cheese, butter, fry foods, and shitty looking soup. Europe foods can suck my dick
>>289763073Found the commie redditor
>>289761689Watch american cartoons if you don't like and respect Japanese culture
>>289783863It's interesting that the countries that rate british foods the lowest are also the countries with the most similar food cultures, and japan.
>>289781801Spicy ketchup?
anglo shitholes seething at first world country like Japan will never be not funny
>>289762833europeans have coped for decades at their inferiority compared to brits, it's no surprise really.
>>289773726well, it is the most popular hetalia ship...
>>289786821The level of bong delusions is truly fascinating, but not surprising given how raped, dragged through mud and raped again they got as a nation in the past hundred years. Nobody can survive such a fall with their sanity intact.
>>289786821British people are European, your post is meaningless. And all their food pales in comparison to Thai and Japanese cuisine.
>>289783863That's pretty much just a slop ratio, considering it's based on fads, prices and availability. It's basically pizza, sweet and sour chicken, and sushi.
>manga about japanese 'bread' that in practice promotes bread from europe as the best
>>289762528>try natto>it's just whatever>everyone else with me tries it>same reactionPeople just act like fags for social clout.
>>289784663>old food methods suckNo shit. That's why they are old and not current they suck.>>289783863>visit some italian chain join in glorious nippon land>dirt cheap dishes>everthing tastes like absolutely nothing>entire venue is packed with a line down the streetTruly puzzling but cheap is cheap I guess.
>>289763249You don't get to have a civilized country without law enforcement.
>>289768565Sushi is British?
>>289762065I remember that day, I used to work as chips back then.
>>289763382>>289763513High risk there of getting vaginitus.
>>289769242Wait, aint that Nutella?
>>289763073>the "female" lovers are ThaiBecause nobody knows what a man wants like another man.
>>289763546Fish and chips is a fucking takeaway?It's quick convenient and you eat it with salt'n'vinegar sitting on a public bench using a wooden fork while half pissed.It is not a high culture food unless it is prepared as such
>>289767413better sausages, remove the mushrooms, more bacon, fried bread not soggy toast. beans optional.include a pot of clotted cream, orange marmalade and toastdon't fry any of it in seed oils either.
I actually like British food, but how is this off-hand jibe such effective bait? 100th thread on the same topic with 100+ replies.
>>289763221I prefer a hoggs/groat puddingBrits make possibly some of the best fresh sausages in the worlld.
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>>289796806just brits getting BONGED
>>289776107i imagine most of those voting for italian are all "omg i like, like pasta and pizza" and dont really understand what cuisine is
>>289761689Everyone's always bringing up this scene but nobody ever mentions how the cricket bat sounds like a baseball bat.
>>289767368Yeah, "defund" is the most retarded slogan ever, just say "replace" and it's instantly intuitive without needing a billion "but ackshually"s
>>289796806jp media has been clobbering brit food over the head for a long time (deservedly) so it's fun
>>289781801>1000 to 3000 scouvilleDoesn't even tingle my tongue these days, i've been eating these insane Carolina Reaper sauces for a while.
>>289799783Sriracha isn't really meant to be hot, it's meant to be flavorful. Which instantly makes it better than 99% of "SUPER EXTREME" hot sauces that taste like vinegar and sour milk.
>>289799924Isn't it that stuff form that "and make it extra spicy" meme?
>>289800006This is the first I'm hearing of that in my life.
>>289762940>British police saw this post
>>289780215>unc crashout #693
Japan is number 1 in the world for anisakiasis.
>>289762833Because c*ntinentals are coping after being walked all over by britain for centuries. There is objectively nothing wrong with meat pies.
>>289790548I supposethe skills of modern bread making come from there
>>289800406>There is objectively nothing wrong with [the most mundane food on earth]The criticism lands so well because it's true
>>289800881It's painfully obvious you've never had a good pie in your life.
>>289763073>the Germans are irrelevant>and all is paid for by Americanssometimes you just know
>>289763221Try Morcilla de Burgos, it's a bit like that.
>>289783863>indian cuisine>british and arab ratingskek
>>289786821
>>289762833What's wrong with the German police?
>>289763221>>289762752>>289769544Why call it pudding if it's not sweet? Pudding is for sweet stuff, not meat
>>289780215>Fried Cod and French Fries>Not the most basic bitch ass dish ever devised.
>>289761689Is that fried crispy egg supposed to look bad? It looks pretty delish.
>>289779922bitch don't diss the buffalo wings. Even a mid version is that better than the entirely of Brt*sh cuisine
>>289776107>>289762923France created the core of what everyone considers to be high cuisine. They're no longer special, because they were that influential.
>>289802614brit humour
>>289763319They made curry...
>>289762819Tabasco you heathen
>>289792105Katsu curry is British
>>289806977Curry is Indian
>>289807017No it isn't, curry is a British invention, curry powder is a British invention, the curry powder the Japanese use for Katsu was introduced to them by the British, India itself is also a British invention.
>>289807082>India itself is also a British inventionM-masakaYou're telling me that the White man made... a mistake!?!
>>289806977Japan's most famous dish is definitely not katsu curry
>>289762833So heaven is Switzerland with British police?
>>289761689British food is always given preconceptions based on what the working class eats, and even then it's kind of baffling that it gets so much flak.Nobody talks about German or French dishes despite them largely being the same kind of thing or worse. Nobody talks about desserts either since Euros get blown out by English sweets and puddings.
Carvery roast is fucking lush though
>>289767368To be fair none of that matters if the police either dismiss concerns or genuinely do not even get there until it's too late, or fuck something up and pretend it's not their fault. Saying "but you still need it" doesn't help if they're not doing what they're supposed to to begin with
>>289807098White man made plenty of mistakes. Like not picking his own cotton.
>>289796806Britain gets really, really in their feelings if you rib them about their food. They're very sensitive about it and get genuinely, unironically upset if it's made fun of. They're more okay with insults aimed at their divinely appointed feudal overlords than their food.
>>289767368But do they need as much money as they have now to do that?
>>289762833I get the other ones, but was it a stereotype that French mechanics were particularly bad at their work?
>>289779928Blame Japan for inventing it.
>>289762819salt and pepper
>>289806977That is not Japan's most famous dish what the hell are you on about
Japanese food isn't anything to write home about either,I would put it barely a step above English food and that's just for the novelty and because they aren't obsessed with BEANS BEANS BEANS.Idk if it's some class thing or my algorithm but I have seen a few too many videos where Japs act like some self heating grocery store meal is a delicacy
You can find gross (and gross looking) food anywhere, the problem with British food is how little of it looks good.
>>289817163Most of this is perfectly fine, even the "crap tier" stuff. Like is a smoked fish or a weird meatball supposed to be offensive? Most of this chart looks good, provided you put even a little bit of care into the preparation.I hate Britain as much as anyone else but the meme is forced.
>>289808104>Nobody talks about desserts either since Euros get blown out by English sweets and puddings.What are you talking about? Italian, French, and Greek (actually Turkish) sweets are considered among the best in the world. People talk a lot about German and Austrian desserts, not to mention Belgian waffles and chocolate and Swiss chocolate, and everyone has had Danish butter cookies.
>>289813757Citroen and Renault developed a really bad reputation at one point for unreliable shitboxes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>289817295>Greek (actually Turkish)Turk spotted.>>289808104Especially given that one of the most iconic French dishes is literally just Sunday Roast, France.
>>289817285Idk I've tried most of the crap tier stuff and they are actually just gross. I like scotch eggs thoughBut look at the top of the list, the huge ratio of hotdishes, the jumbled assortment platters. It all looks the same and not particularly appetizing
>>289817163>Chicken tikka masala
>>289817454The idea of jellying an eel (jellying anything, honestly) is vile and revolting, but most of this is just modern people not liking organ meat. Every nation ate organ meat up until fairly recently. Whatever cuisine you like probably has organ meat dishes, which the locals don't really eat anymore, you just aren't aware of it.>>289817505Just like Jap curry, they've modified it enough it is its own dish. Jeets will gladly enough insult you for thinking its real curry. They're as elitist about "authenticity" as Italians, unfortunately for them no one cares.
As always, this pic always brings the usual insecure retards lurking this forsaken place. What a bunch of idiots (including a fag called OP).
>>289817591I don't like trying to mash organ meat into a pudding but I'll happily eat liver with a side of mashed potatoes. Just gotta salt it after it's cooked(not before) and add some chopped garlic.
>>289817429>Turk spotted.I have no horse in this race but I like stoking the flames between Greeks and Turks. Though I will say Turkish baklava is superior to Greek baklava.
>>289816489Japanese food is much preferable to British food.
Imagine having a global empire. global. You have ports in every shore. Trade routes that were undreamt of. And yet somehow you CHOOSE to eat complete garbage. Japanese food sucks, but Japan was an isolated island for some 250 years thereabouts. They had limited choice. Brittan CHOOSES to be awful. In almost every possible regard.
>>289817295Oh yeah, and I guess the Spanish have churros
>>289817966Spanish food is alright but I can't eat it much anymore.
>>289761689>>289762528I am actually kinda curious how 2ch would react to this.
>>289817163What's with their obsession for kidney
>>289817163>>289817505>>289817591If that counts as British then all "Döner" foods sold in Germany also count as German rather than Turkish.
>>289818010Spanish food is wonderful. The Mediterranean in general is an overpowered region for cuisines.
>>289818232It is widely recognized that Döner in its modern form is German, yes.
>>289817163Their naming conventions don't do them a lot of favors either
>>289818232Tikka Massala was invented in Britain, so yes it is British.
>>289817863British food is good and was the best in the world till WWII and then in the aftermath of that war the communist government kept rationing going for another eight years permanently damaging the food culture. British beef was the best and still is the best in the world, has songs about it, though British beef suffered from the foot and mouth crisis which has meant it is still banned for export to some countries including Japan.
>>289818083I think they would take it with humor, from what I've seen they then to post things like "it's to be expected from those filthy jap bastards" when they watch gaijin stuff that mocks japan.
>>289771583He said Thai, not Philippine.
>>289819464Same thing
>>289817163…?! YOU EAT GAY PEOPLE?
>muh British food bad memeWhy don't people just eat some actual British food?
>>289817295>Austrian dessertsI would like to point out that Austria is the only country that serves desserts as main courses.
>>289817591>Jap curryThat's literally British navy rations
>>289817163>crap tier>offal and blood dishes and smoked fishIt's pretty clear this list was made by Americans.
>>289818119It's the cheapest animal organ you can get.
>>289761689Next year will be Princess Principal's 10th anniversary. The series is still going on, by the way.
>>289820192I only eat dykes
>>289762833How about thisHeaven isAn American salaryAn English houseA Chinese cookA Japanese wifeHell isA Chinese salaryA Japanese houseAn English cookAn American wife
>>289821942Japanese houses look nicer than American ones by a longshot. Continental Europe has the best build quality on average though ime.
>>289819309>British beef was the best and still is the best in the worldJapan has the best beef in the world
>>289822024Listen I know that you want to hate on every aspect of America but please control yourselfThe single greatest (from a quality of life perspective) thing about America is the housesAmerican houses are large, comfortable, and well-stocked with modern amenities that people (wasteful though they may be) don't even think about not usingThere's a million things to diss America for but the houses are not one of them.
>>289822126wagyu is a meme, anon
>>289822145A5 wagyu is every bit as good as its reputation. It's just too expensive.
>>289822171it's fine, but there's only really one dish worth making with it, because you're basically eating beef tallow. Most beef dishes call for leaner cuts.>It's just too expensiveI don't care about the cost, cooking isn't about buying the fanciest shit.
>>289822140The build quality is garbage bags held together with matchsticks. You are correct, the houses are large, but there's more to a house. Maybe if you have 4-5 kids an American-sized house is nice? For 2 people, almost any new construction is excessive space.No one who has lived in multiple countries is going to claim that America's winning on houses.
>>289822140The houses are one of the worst aspects of the US, anon. Size is not necessarily a positive, rooms need human scale. Once you can no longer use walls to support furniture, your room quickly becomes awkward to use. Comfortable? You're living in an oversized plywood shed, it can't possibly be comfortable.>well-stocked with modern amenities like what?
>>289763221ODIO LA PUTA MORCILLA
>>289767644>doubt I'd be able to find any in AmericaBlood sausages are made all over the world, check your local Asian market.They're also a very popular seasonal food in Germany.
>>289822261I've lived in multiple countries. And American houses (or at least all the ones I've lived in) are absolutely superior on a raw comfort level than those I've lived in abroad. >>289822273A/C, heating, clothes dryers, fucking garbage disposals, massive hot water tanks, etc ectAnd in some cases it's not even so much a matter of not having them abroad, but being reluctant to use them (both because electricity is a lot more expensive and because they're not quite as wasteful as Americans)But growing up in the US neither I nor anyone in my family nor anyone I knew ever hesitated to crank the A/C whenever and however, or to turn the heat all the way up in our long cold midwestern winters. But my roommate last time I lived in Europe? Would never dream of spend a single shiny centime more on heating than the bare minimum. My landlord before that? Actually lectured me on how I needed to minimize power usage. Etc etc. I've got my own life experience behind me here as well as an understanding of the single biggest difference between (especially) Americans and Europeans. Americans maximize comfort and freedom in the private zone. So comfortable houses, large cars, etc. I hate SUVs myself but you're delusional if you're claiming they're not comfortable as fuck to drive. European public spaces are undoubtedly way nicer but houses? Fuck no. At least comparing middle class to middle class.
>>289823100I think he means aesthetically. As in if you had the equivalent size and amenities the McMansion is less appealing.
>>289821942>An English houseCan you specify? From my experience visiting, those common brick line houses tend tilt and crack like they are held together by some cheap glue.
>>289823100>heatinganon, I hate saying it, but heating is not a "modern amenity">A/CIf you want it, you can get it. You just have to want it enough, yknow.>clothes dryersif you want one, buy onenot sure why you'd need one, when you just put your stuff on a drying rack, though.>fucking garbage disposalsI'll be honest, to this day I don't understand what a "garbage disposal" is supposed to be, do you guys not have trashcans? But if you want one, you can just buy one.>massive hot water tanksIf you want a bigger one, just buy a bigger oneI don't get what you are saying, if you want them, you can buy all these things in Europe. What's the big deal. The difference is that your house is made of brick and not plywood.>But my roommate last time I lived in Europe? You're living in a place with a "roommate", you're fucking poor. Of course, poor people will be concerned about the money they spend, isn't that common sense?I feel like the actual cultural gap here is that you don't want to buy anything you feel would make your life more comfortable and you expect it to just be there? I guess that's the actual cultural difference.>you're delusional if you're claiming they're not comfortable as fuck to driveUntil you're trying park one of those things in Europe. Then suddenly, you'll be very unhappy with the size of your car.>At least comparing middle class to middle class.Yes, generally people don't spend money on frivolous nonsense in Europe, because people Europe have a big aversion to overspending. Just check how many Americans live paycheck to paycheck and how many Americans cannot cover a sudden 400 dollar expense (400 USD is very little money, especially accounting for PPP)
>>289823198Well sure. McMansions are ugly. But they're nowhere near even being the majority of the houses in the US. Maybe among homes built in the past 20 years. But either way the McMansion will be a whole hell of a lot cheaper than a house of equivalent size/lot/features anywhere else in the world. And I really do mean anywhere else in the world. Of course all the external stuff might be better elsewhere even with a smaller house, like living in a nicer city, but that's getting away from the core of the matter, the house itself.
>>289823198>McMansionAnon, just wait until you learn about the 5 over 1.
>>289823421>the McMansion will be a whole hell of a lot cheaperyes and a whole lot shittier
>>289823100>A/CThis is a climate thing as much as anything, PNWfags will do the same thing Europoids do where they pretend that it only being unlivably hot 10% of the year is an excuse to not have proper AC. And the newest construction tends to have two-way heat pumps.>fucking garbage disposals, massive hot water tanksGranted, depending on the nation and the size of the house, but these are also some of the easiest things to fix. I think its more cultural as you noted, people will simply not get AC, or a garbage disposal, or a larger hot water tank, even though you are perfectly free to do so, because they are conditioned to penny pinch and "not be wasteful". So the issue is more Europeans than European homes. >I hate SUVs myself but you're delusional if you're claiming they're not comfortable as fuck to driveNah, the crossover is the median American car because they're actually the most comfortable. SUVs feel a bit like piloting a boat.>>289823437Wait until you learn about the 5-over-1 without AC. All the aesthetics of the McMansion with literally zero of the comfort.
>>289823421Theyre cheaper on average vs Europe as the materials are cheaper (I dont mean worse just often easier to access) and land is far cheaper as theres more of it and it doesnt have to work around other old stuff or retarded several centuries out of date legal bullshit. This is all besides the point the argument is making. Its purely down to the design philosophy of how it looks, the layout, and the vibes etc. Id rather a huge expansive Victorian era England styled house/flat than some other countries aesthetic equivalents purely based on those things. Buying one is far less achievable than say a Spanish or Italian villa or an old Japanese styled house but that isnt the point.
>>289823496As a bong whats a 5 over 1? Is it a burger equivalent of a commieblock?
>>289823536>Is it a burger equivalent of a commieblock?imagine building a house entirely out of oil
>>289823555Why do they look like 2010s era McDonald's interior design for the outside?
>>289823536Yeah basically>>289823555But also this. Also try to make it look like the building version of a Corporate Memphis webpage.
>>289823496>PNWfags will do the same thing Europoids do where they pretend that it only being unlivably hot 10% of the year is an excuse to not have proper ACIt's a valid point, if it's two weeks, who cares.You don't need that shit. Of course, those two weeks will be unpleasant, but it's just two weeks.
>>289823406>anon, I hate saying it, but heating is not a "modern amenity"it is if one culture refuses to use as much of it as they really should for their own comfort>not sure why you'd need one, when you just put your stuff on a drying rack, though.they're way way fucking better than airdrying. And it's actually another case of a big culture difference. My roommate last time I lived in Europe HAD a drying machine, she just never used it and insisted I didn't either. Once again there's just that quick difference between Americans not even thinking about it and Europeans being extremely concerned about the electricity cost. You can spin this around to Americans being wasteful or not frugally-minded but I think it speaks more to the American laser-focus on personal comfort. >>289823406>I don't get what you are saying, if you want them, you can buy all these things in Europe. What's the big deal. The difference is that your house is made of brick and not plywood.The house I grew up in in America was made of stone. See you don't seem to even comprehend what I'm talking about. My point isn't some "America good Europe bad" thing but a recognition of the cultural importance in the US for one's personal space to be as comfortable as possible. Nobody in the US is breaking their bank over A/C or heating or clothes dryers. But even if they were, it's not really because Americans are wasteful, but because Americans prioritize comfort above all else. American houses are great to live in. P.P.S. by roommate I meant a sort of host living situation, my roommate was pretty much perfectly middle class and definitely not poor.
>>289823670Nothing like sleeping 5 hours a day and waking up sweaty and angry for 10% of your fucking life when modern people invented a device which solved the problem.
>>289823794What's the point if I only need that device for 20/365 days? You might as well bear with it.
>>289823722>it is if one culture refuses to use as much of it as they really should for their own comfortI have never spoken to anyone who was concerned about heating costs, who wasn't literally without income.>they're way way fucking better than airdryingNo, they are objective worse for your clothing. That doesn't matter if the nicest things you own are brand-name athleisure and graphic tees, but if you do buy things made of natural fabrics, they will suffer in the dryer.>The house I grew up in in America was made of stone. I'm very happy for you, I'm glad you experienced life in a real house.>a recognition of the cultural importance in the US for one's personal space to be as comfortable as possible. My point is twofold. The immediate refutation is that if you want something you can just buy it. But also, that Americans don't do that because they live in plywood sheds.If you guys liked comfort so much, you'd build a proper house and not a firetrap.
>>289823670This is cope. I'm in the PNW and my dad is a boomer who thinks this. We literally have an AC but when it gets hot he doesn't want to use it.Meanwhile he squanders way more on cigarettes, watching goy ball, drinking, etc.
>>289823869What's the point of antibiotics if you only need them every so often? What's the point of a car if you only go outside of the same 5 routes every few weeks? What's the point of a fire extinguisher if you probably won't even use it?If 10% of your life isn't worth at least $5000 or so, why are you posting on 4chan instead of assembling smartphones or something?
>>289823906Your dad seems like a great guy.
>>289823938Anon, it being mildly uncomfortably warn is not an immediate concern the way a fire or a bacterial infection are. The fact that you are catastrophizing moderate heat to such a degree really shows what abundant AC has done to your head, no?
>>289823939He's an ultra materialist but when it comes to shit that benefits other people he utterly refuses to partake. Just typical Gen X/Boomer hedonist
>>289823904You're just a fucking moron who refuses to understand the point. Enjoy your house faggot
>>289824045I will, I love the house I own very much.
>>289824035>mildly uncomfortably warn>Germany's heat-related death toll for 2026 reached nearly 10,000Those 10000 people must've been really, really mildy uncomfortably.
>>289824163oh no not the heckin heat deaths aiiiieeeeWho cares, man. I'm still very much alive.
>>289823670my ac broke earlier this summer and I was ready to storm the rental office with a torch after only 2 days waiting for it to be fixed. also I lived in minnesota before and even the cheap apartments there had air conditioning.
>>289824317So, do you live in a house with no thermal insulation?
>>289824317See >>289824035
>>289824348thermal insulation doesn't help when it's 95 degrees with the sun beating down all day and only gets down to 75 at night.
>>289824398It actually helps a lot, because if your house is 23 degrees all day, you're fine.
>>289824390the point is that americans will literally kill people to avoid being "mildly uncomfortable." you are like one of those indians who is convinced that shitting outside is better than using the toilet.
>>289824390>>289824035>be uncomfortable and miserable like meeeeeeeeeeNah>>289824196>if I haven't personally died of it, it's not a problemReally helps me understand the psychology of those pajeets who swim in rivers of filth and sewage, or stand on top of overcrowded trains as a means of transit
>>289824437Okay, but I am sure that if you kill someone you'll be more than "mildly uncomfortable". I'm pretty sure prisons are very bad in the US.>you are like one of those indians who is convinced that shitting outside is better than using the toilet.Not really. I fully acknowledge the benefits of AC, but getting it set up is such a hassle and you can't get it short term when you immediately NEED it, yknow.
>>289824490>if I haven't personally died of it, it's not a problemI didn't say that, I just said it wasn't a problem for me. Generally I think that you should take care of vulnerable people or people with pre-existing conditions, but I can make my own choices. Do you guys not like freedom and shit?>be uncomfortable and miserable like meeeeeeeeeeI didn't say that, all I said is that being very used to air conditioning makes you less resilient towards hot weather. Just get over it.
>-15°C compared to exterior>24/7 >6 month a year>for the last 10 yearsBuild additional power plants faggots. The stupidass stigma against AC i swear. Just because we cherish in our collective imagination pictures of The Great Winter, poor families dying in the snow, hobos huddling around the firebarrel. Feeling comfortable in winter is a deadly need but feeling comfortable in the summer is a decadent pleasure, even though the same appliance will both warm and cool in an efficient manner while releasing 0 toxic gas (wtf is that lol, the 80's were 40 years ago). Warming the air outside..the air above the roofs where nobody lives..the air in the street the fuck you doing in the street nigga get home where it's cool. You know what contributes to overheat? The fucking sun LOL."bare with it". Yeah poorfags bear with it so us richos may pump the heat. What are you a pussy, how about you sweat because i said so.Pardon me not but truly AC scare is akin to being scared of keeping houseplants in the bedroom because they suck up the oxygen but keeping a dog in the room is fine even though the dog consumes so much more oxygen.
>>289824814>-15°C compared to exteriorI'm not a big fan of freezing to death, personally.
>>289824494>getting it set up is such a hassleit literally takes like 10 minutes. one apartment I lived in the landlord would come stick it in the window in may and them come take it out in september.
>>289824869>it literally takes like 10 minutes. one apartment I lived in the landlord would come stick it in the window in may and them come take it out in september.if you're gonna get one, you better get something decent
>>289824868I exaggerated because i don't know what the temperature is outside, i never go outside but for a brain like mine i need cooling i'm the motherfucking CPU.
>>289824900window units work fine for small apartments.
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