Volume 61Uchiha Brothers United FrontChapter 582: Nothinghttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>289713837
>>289765160We avatar now
>>289765217kabuto almost got the succesful ragebait just by saying "uchiha"
>>289765197>"The caves gone back to being a cave"What
>>289765256High talk from a guy who slaughtered his entire family
>>289765197JOBBERasu...
>>289765282>naruto has nunsSo canonically, Jesus was crucified in the narutoverse as well?
>>289765349My thoughts exactly.
I feel like at this point the source material is so shitty, the translator kinda gave up as well.
>>289765435I mean, Zabuza and Haku where have crosses in their graves.
B&W
>>289765160>>289765180I don't really see what makes this sage jutsu that impressive. I feel like any earth release user could manipulate a cave like this.
>Nothing happened: the chapter
>>289765732Itachi looks cross eyed here.
>>289765256It's really ridiculous how all 3 of them paused the fight to discuss this philosophical bullshit.
>>289765471why is she looking at him like that? and then this ear whisper?? >>289765495 wtf!
>>289765365Were the 2 other undercover guys from his genin team from this orphanage too? They also had armor based names.
>>289765749I did. He is one of the few interesting characters in this garbage series.
>>289765347Is this the only orphanage in this entire universe? Why didn't Naruto and Sasuke go live at one as well?
>>289766052Because Hiruzen sucks
Done!
>>289765495>>289765538>>289766168>>289766209Arigatou, OP!
>118 more days of this garbageYou really should just post more than 1 chapter at this point. We all know it's not getting any better.
Hiashi won.
>>289765217>You don't know the Uchiha! We're super strong and cool and were nearly wiped out by 2 guys!
>>289765217>Uchiha wank At what point did Kishi get sick of Naruto as the MC?
>>289765387Doubly so coming from the author's pet who never struggles with anything and only loses when he wants to.
>>289766261Yeah, i would rather not have to read the finale on christmas eve.
>>289766517SRA
>>289766209the cutest Kabuto has ever looked
Could this Kabuto beat Obito?
>>289766772That depends a lot on truth and fantasy.
>>289766532Your math is a bit off there, you got the wrong holiday.
>>289766772Probably
>>289766772100% Obito either loses or it's a stalemate
>>289766772>could Kabuto beat the guy who was afraid to make a move while Solo King was around while Kabuto would beat Solo King if he was alive
>>289765230>>289765256Bringing back Itachi as an Edo was an opportunity for Kishi to fully redeem him, if there was any doubt left. A horrible writing mistake, because there is realistaclly nothing good about Itachi, but no character is allowed to point this out, all blame is shifted to Danzo and everyone in this shitty fanbase is somehow okay with this? Itachi has to be the worst character in the manga, by far.
>>289765282>Kabuto flashbackif this was One Piss we would now get 14 chapters flashbacks.
>>289767762Is Bleach the only one that did flashbacks well?
I actually almost don't mind the Kabuto flashback. He's a villain that has been around for a while.Only issue is at this point he has become an empty non-character enemy with nonsensical motivations, so the flashback becomes uninteresting as an extension of that.
>>289767931>he has become an empty non-character enemy with nonsensical motivationsBut enough about Obito
>>289768031Applies to all major villains at this point.
>>289768042Madara has nonsensical motivations but i wouldn't consider him a "non-character"
>>289765349He reshaped it with his sage jutsu but the Amaterasu is so hot it overwrote the sage art and returned it to its original shape
>>289767931I like his backstory. I don't think his character ever needed such a major role and this stupid edo war should never have happened, but his past is a good story sandwiched between this shit
Sex with Shino!
The 10 Holy Commandments of the Naruto Universe1. The Solo King cannot be defeated2. If you think you defeated Him, it was just His Genjutsu3. If you think you defeated Him and you think you're immune to His Genjutsu, it was still His Genjutsu Izanami4. If you think you defeated Him and you're immune to Genjutsu and he wasn't using Izanami, He let you win because you’re His brother5. The Solo King cannot be controlled6. If you think you control Him, He can break your control, even if it's Edo Tensei, whenever He wills it7. The Solo King is more handsome and better at pleasing women than you. (He is also better at pleasing men and Tailed Beasts, if He wills it.)8. The Solo King is morally unquestionable9. If you think He committed something morally questionable, like patricide, ethnic cleansing and mass infanticide, then His victims deserved it, so refer to Commandment 8 10. If you think He committed something morally questionable, like torturing Kakashi and young Sasuke, and they didn't actually deserve it, still refer to Commandment 8
>>289765230Guess he used his sharingan to copy Naruto's talk no jutsu
>>289765180Madara wouldve died to this btw
>>28976822111. You were talking to the crows
>>289765197so what happened about the "dont kill him" part?maybe sasuke is aware of the medium and realises Amaterasu never kills anything in the first place
>>289768221Holy fucking based
>>289768221Blessed be his name.
>>289765230>i hate you but I understand you>we are both mass murderers
>>289768467>Itachi, thank you for becoming a mass murderer for our sake
>>289765365even small kabuto isnt really cute, theres already something deranged and off about him
>>289765256Philosophy!
>>289765347sex with cute nun lady
Why does every character need a crybaby backstory?
I feel like Kabuto's attempt to TnJ Sasuke in the previous chapter felt pretty weird, is he arrogant and sure he can win 1v2 or genuinely trying to even the odds or just fucking with him or what?
>>289768653Kishi is a hack
>>289765256>philosophybabble in the middle of a fightLOSER SHUT UP LOSER
>>289768653For Kabuto it kinda makes sense at least.
>>289765471
>>289768653Kishimoto is a crybaby
idk, you all brush this chapter off but it does raise an interesting question what's worse1. never have had a loving family2. did have one, but they died before your eyes?
>>289768803>having the hots for Orochimarus onaholeGross
>>289768803Extremely unappealing.
>>289765282>villain pauses his villainous plan to talk about his childhood for 5 minutes
>>289768803man is sasuke gay after all
>>28976822112. Every character would let Itachi fuck them and their spouse.
>>2897688183. Killing your loving family because your manager told you to
>>289768550He needs correction
>>289765376>we're barely scraping bySomeone is clearly eating her fill and more than that you fucking FAT PIG
>>289768742I don't mind philosophy talk, but here it's just nonsensical and empty.>>289768818I don't think that's really an interesting question. Both are horrible and weighting one misery against another is kind of pointless.
>>289765376>we're scraping *huff huff" byThis fat sack of shit HAD to be eating more than her fair share of rations, right??
Karin is lovely but controversial
>>289768818>what's worse>1. never have had a loving family>2. did have one, but they died before your eyesLiterally Saus v Naruto in part 1. We've already seen this.
>>289768221I fucking HATE Itachis redemption arc. He should've been nothing more than a power hungry psychopath. His own "youre my light" Sasuke speech was the peak of his character and was the perfect foil for Sasukes own character arc. Fuck Kishimoto for chickening out with his half passed Snake eater reveal
>>289768865That frame isn't even in the manga.
>>289769098I belong to the camp who think it was foreshadowed, so ...
>>289769305vomit.mp3
>>289769305tranny tier proportions tbqh
Thx for the dailies.I can't seem to find the Chapters 570 - 571 - 572 in the archives. Can anyone share a link to them?Thank you
>>289769452570:https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/289440422/#q289460751571+572https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/289485643
>>289768852>>289768854>>289769394>>289769409faggot tier comments>>289769305hot reverse vagina bones>>289769452use this filter to find shit btw, it's easier - https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Daily%20Naruto%20Chapter/filter/text/page/1/you're welcome
>>289769452https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/289440422/#q289440422https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/289485643/#q289485643
>>289769285It was foreshadowed, but that doesn't mean it was executed well.
>>289769781>hot reverse vagina bonesIs this the power of american education?
>>289770149I wasn't being serious you tard, but those lines she has on her back that are always exposed look weirdly erotic, Fū has them too, guess Kishi has a thing for that
>>289769305Womeme in this manga are disgusting. Only Tsunade looks fuckable but that's because of the giant tits. Kishi is a homosexual.
>>289769781Reverse vagina bones are called Venus Dimples
>>289769305?
>>289770411I disagree. It's just Karin and maybe Sakura.
>>289770411AHEM
>>289770699>Tobirama cells God I wish
>>289765399>>289765376>>289765347So is kishimoto a catholic ?? There are a lot of christian and catholic themes in naruto ??? But i believe the depiction of nuns with white veils means they are catholic.>inb4 muh buhdisimmuhh.Those are catholic nuns.
I had a weird dream today. Kishimoto himself visited my house and I showed him my manga collection and my other collectibles, then I boot up some playstation games on a massive CRT and he's impressed. then he suddenly says he has to use the toilet and leaves entirely and I'm thinking yeah he's a busy man I understand why he can't stay longer and play video games with mewtf brain
>>289770411Go back to bleach gooner
>>289765197>>289765180Kabuto 1 - Itachi 0
i had a dream where itachi fucked my girlfriend and sisterbut sadly I woke up
>>289770749YES MY SAND QUEEN
I’m so bored of this story. This story would be so much better if Naruto rapes Sakura
>>289771086Yeah? Because Bleach clears! Kubo understands the female body.
>>289771377Sasuke...
>>289771110In my dream, he was fucking Konan and whenever anything besides a moan came out of her mouth, i told her to shut up.
>>289771703how are you posting, you're supposed to be sealed inside totsuka
>>289771086>posting fanart to try and make a point Lol
>>289765435No it was Mohammad who was crucified canonically in their universe in the sand nation. Kishimoto mentioned this in an rare interview.
>>289771761This guy needs a spin off one shot
>>289771800Shino mentions Confucius at one point so I always thought that the Naruto world actually takes place in the distant future
>>289765578It's Edotensei but instead of corpses you do it to inorganic stuff.In theory it should be a lot more flexible in a bunch of ways, but we're not allowed to waste time on any of that, it's eyewank time.
>>289765256>you see, I forgive myselfokay buddy
>>289771803>tries the exam again>fails>chases a cat around for money>goes home to his wife and kidskino
>>289765347big nun milkers
>>289771899That child was going to be a serious threat to the leaf.
>>289765376I mean... Just one more mouth to feed? Is that REALLY a big difference?
>>289768155The flashback by itself is alright, it's just that the worldbuilding is (as always) stupid and the dialogues between Kabuto and Itachi are very clunky, despite raising some decent themes and ideas
>>289765217More Uchiha wank
>>289769693>>289769781>>289769818Thank you all!
>>289765347I need milkies
>>289768419Kabuto just said the best offense is defense anon
>>289770699>3 of those things are mineDang, i've almost forgot about this.
>>289771377Wow. There's a lot to unpack here, Hinata...
Sex with Nono Yakushi.
Itachi solos the U.S. Department of Transportation.
>>289765578>I don't really see what makes this sage jutsu that impressive. I feel like any earth release user could manipulate a cave like this.No, it organically manipulates the cave at a much faster and greater scale. This jutsu would make Chibaku Tensei against Kabuto completely useless.
>>289765947>Were the 2 other undercover guys from his genin team from this orphanage too? They also had armor based names.just a coincidence lel
Is Kabuto's backstory the most tragic?
>>289773193Solo God would mid-diff our entire reality tbqh
>>289766772>Could this Kabuto beat Obito?Yeah but the only thing he has that is likely to work is the sound-based genjutsu.
>>289768084Nah, Madara's motives actually make sense. He lost all hope for the future due to losing to the Senjuu brothers and turned to a utopian scheme.
>>289773544It's really nothing compared to Sasuke
>>289773544No, it's Solo God. Imagine being forced to kill your entire extended family and your only friend being a furry shark LARPer.
https://files.catbox.moe/t9bk6q.png
>>289766772He's not blind or deaf while phasing so White Extreme Attack will flashbang the shit out of him.
>>289768221Forgot11. If you try to use genjutsu against Solo God, you're trapped in your own genjutsu now
>>289773841He can just sink into the ground or teleport out.
>>289773893And then what?
>>289773971Wait it out. It doesn't last that long.
>>289774005>waits it out>comes back>gets flashbanged againnice planeven assuming Kabuto can't just immediately do it again, he's gonna get jumped by whatever bullshit combo Kabuto cooked up while he was waiting for him to come back
>>28976822113. Itachi knew about the fake tablets but he trusted Hagoromo's plan and the reincarnations of his two sons to defeat Kaguya14. Itachi told Jiraiya to write that book when he was 5
>>289766517Apparently, the Uchiha wank was just padding.Kishimoto was never attached to the Uchiha and would elaborate on them when he didn't know what to do.
Both of Itachi's body counts are above 3 digits.
>>289774623… but only because he raped each his killed family members beforehand.
>called “sage mode”>doesn’t actually improve your wisdom or intelligence, so Naruto just spams bigger rasengan in it
>>289765256>Just like I did.You're not a failure? You wanted to be the number 1 zogbot and accomplished that spectacularly. Not seeing the identity issues here.
>>289774813Does naruto have to say he's wiser and more intelligent for it to work for you?
>>289774849They do it for Shikamaru.
>>289770699There’s an even deeper level:Kakashi let Obito die on purpose so he could get his sharingan
>>289773162True
>>289767733Remember a few chapters ago, when it was revealed Itachi was planning to brainwash Sasuke into becoming a slave that would always protect Konoha in case he ever wanted to destroy it, and Naruto saw nothing wrong with it?
>>289774748>beforehandYou mean afterwards
>>289774813Did we already forget about SAGEruto and his WISDOM?
What's this general going to do once we get to chapter 700?
>>289775403Everything good for Konoha is good for everyone.
>>289775796Sarada gaiden, maybe Mitsuki one shot and Boruto.Then i'm leaving.
>>289775834>Sarada gaiden, maybe Mitsuki one shot and BorutoThose all sound horrible
>>289776102Exactly, you're supposed to hate reading it and laugh along the way.
>>289776421>Exactly, you're supposed to hate reading it I currently am with the current arc>and laugh along the way.I'm not laughing boss
>>289776445Boruto feels more laughbly bad than the war arc desu, which is just boring bad.
>>289776495I dropped Boruto in the first year because it was so boring/bad. I don't think it'll be as amusing as you believe.
>>289776542I said it'd be funnier than the war, not that it would be funny as a whole.
>>289743237Remember a few a chapters ago when Madara kept saying Hashirama was the best ninja ever because he was the only person capable of healing himself without using hand signs?
>>289777324>Hashirama was the best ninja ever because he was the only person capable of healing himself without using hand signs?No
Spot the heterosexual male character.
>>289778250Kys
>>289778250Obito
>>289765256he's not wrong
>>289765495Kabuto deserved better
>>289765217Kabuto almost triggered another one of Sasuke's racial supremacy rants
>>289774840He clearly failed in his goal of making Sasuke his zogbot successor
>>289766772this kabuto is the closest thing to the solo king, only one step behind. the amount of bullshit he has can put him toe-to-toe with a lot of characters
>>289765197That counts as rotation, Hyuuga btfo again
>>289766772I don't see how it's possible to beat this Kabuto without Izanami.And Obito does have a sharingan, so technically he could use Izanami, but I don't know if he knows how.
>>289778250Naruto and obito
>>289765435Christ and Buddha did the fusion dance and so everyone in the naruto world worships both
>>289778994Lmao
So did you guys know there's a new Naruto tcg coming out?
official art
>>289771899It was a preventive strike against a soon-to-be terrorist. Itachi did the right thing.
>>289771899He caught that little shit eating bread that THEY baked. He had to go.Danzo (peace be upon him) guided Itachi's righteous blade that night.
>>289766772Kishi had to invent a hack specifically to beat Kabuto. If obito can't use Izanami, he loses. Izanami is literally a kubo tier bleach technique. Created solely and only to defeat the power and character right in front of them.
>>289767733itachi's not even the worst character in this cave bruh
>>289765435>>289771046how me her habit and her rosaries and her fucking bible then
will you guys be posting Road to Ninja omake soon? it was released alongside volume 61
>>289782508I'm pretty sure someone already posted it a few volumes ago.
>>289782603mind for a link to the archived post?
>>289768636Gross. She took a vow of celibacy.
>>289765131Holy shit, it has been a WHILE since I read Naruto manga
test
this panel is a tl;dr version of everything happening in Naruto shippuden
>>289765180solo kwab
>>289765538qt
>>289785326Were you testing a necro-bump?
>>289786522Maybe he was testing to see if he was banned.
>>289786522Just "bump" is correct, no need for the necro part anymore. That is an outdated term that doesn't apply to 4chan.
>Just "bump" is correct, no need for the necro part anymore
Now, I will necrobump.
>>289771899What would Kishimoto think if you showed him this fanart?
>>289787913My hero
>>289780115I miss Jman
>>289786638No matter how many times you seethe over it, you're not going to convince anyone. It's necro-bumping and will always be called as such.
>>289765578Thing is, did Kabuto have Doton before becoming sage?
>>289780257Reminder Naruto began during the Bush era
>>289766052>>289766077When they found Nagato and the other two as orphans they said the orphanages are so bad they'd rather be dead.
>>289780014This shit keeps getting gayer and gayer.
>>289770411It's not like he draws men any better.
>>289788680itachi could fuck my wife any moment
>>289788961I don't think Hinata would like that, Naruto.
>>289788054here it's Edo Tensei bumping
Just some food for thought but I masturbated for several hours straight to a kiba chatbot I have and for some reason he randomly said, and I quote:>pollute the legendary Senju bloodline with his own wild Inuzuka seedWhich made me think about how there's probably people in the naruto world with fetishes for people of specific clans. Someone out there probably bought once a porn magazine of something along the lines of "100 hottest yamanaka women!"
>>289789981>chatbotWhy would you do this to yourself?
Shino Sensei is lovingly handcrafted by Studio Bones for rough anal
>>289790088Kiba is not real so this is my only alternative.
>>289789981>wild Inuzuka seed As a Shinofag I can confirm from years of contemplating esoteric Team 8 knowledge that this is 300% something Kiba would say.
>>289790088he's indian
>>289790241300% agreed. Just shocked me a little bit because I was not expecting that at all.>>289790294That's your first thought that came to mind...?
>>289789981>Senju bloodlineWhat is there to delute?They don't have kekkei genkai.
>>289780045Yeah looking forward to collecting the cards.
>>289789981Need a Senju bros prequel of them building up the village financially by selling porn of their finest ninjas and politically marrying off certain Konoha clan members
>>289790710Senju blood is too valuable!>why?It just is!>>289790835You're joking but this probably happened at least more than once in the naruto world
Number 583: Who Are You?
>>289790774You won't become an scalper, will you, anon?
>>289791032Dang, Oro was already grooming Kabuto at such young age?
>>289791092Why are there nuns in Naruto?
>>289791092>danzo out of nowhereLazy hack.
>>289791092ORO WAS PART OF ROOT!?Jesus christ, how many bad things trace back to Danzo?
>>289791092Is that supposed to be Aoba?
>>289791104>NO ONE ELSE CAN DO THIS!?This is clearly a trick, no way Konoha shinobi are that incompetent as spys.
>>289791275He blackmails her into working with him and thinks she is the most loyal person he has available.
>>289791284>For Kiri he just copies HakuLAZYmoto...
>>289791389I mean, one could assume her head isn't alright due to blood loss and such.
Ok, I kinda liked the start to this flashback, but now it's become retarded.
Remember when Kabuto was supposed the Medical Chief's son?
>>289791224I think it’s Shikuro, Torune’s father.
>>289791536Kakashi was on drugs.
Did people thought Kabuto had implanted memories before the next chapter came out?
Need him thicker
>>289791083Orochimaru hadn't gone into the deep end back then.
>>289791284>already became a spy who work in foreign land at elementary school ageThis is more impressive than anything Shitachi "Kage Level wise at 5" Uchiha had done in the similiar age but of course no one there to glazing Kabuto endlessly in the story
>>289790710>expecting Kiba to act on logic and not passion
>>289791753>Suna sectionLmao, looney tunes shit.
>>289791284>white boy in Kumogakuresurprised this isn't where he got busted
>>289791536the medical chief: puppet installed by Danzo to cover for Orochimaru's spies. but unironically.
>>289791753>top left panelme in the back left entering kumo's bbw brothel
>>289791284>>289792054And he goes on all these spy missions using his real face. You'd imagine people would catch on at some point.
>>289791092>It's another episode of everything bad can be traced back to Danzo
>>289791032>Kabuto flashback continuesoh...I thought the 10 pages from the last chapter were enough.is this turning into OP?hope this is done tomorrow.
>>289791047Is there a single flashback where Orochimaru isn't portrayed as a pedo groomer
>>289791156Pedomaru...
>>289791284How does a random child pretend to be a villager? Do they not keep track any records? birth certificates?
I the grand scheme of things Kabuto is an excellent shinobi. Any village would have gladly taken him in. The natural talent on display is staggering for orphan with no apparent bloodline limit.
>>289791284KINOOO
>>289791092Of course it's fucking Danzo.
>>289791311A spy with a consistent sleep schedule. Don't see that often.
>>289792054There are white people in Kumo.
>>289792306>>289792318>>289791475>>289791516Arigatou, OP!
you know what. im skipping reading the kabuto backstory
>>289792216He seems at least sincere in this one
>>289791284MR WORLDWIDE
Honestly, seeing Oro get interested in Kabuto that quickly just makes me question why he didn't to groom more genin into his side outside of the fact that Kishimoto didn't want to redo Sasuke's plotline for other characters.
>>289791092Danzo did 9/11
>>289791389>>289791366>Danzo used hypnotism jutsu to delete her memorieswhat an asshole
>>289791092>it’s another “all Danzo’s fault” chapter
>>289791156Orochi is a honorary Kumogakure ninja
>>289791536ok but who was the chief of the leaf medical corps?
>>289791156Based pedo
>>289791092At this point it's amusing Danzo didn't turn out to be Tobi and the "Danzo" Sasuke killed a body double with his memories. Guy really is behind almost every disgrace.
>>289792216In the Nagato flashback he doesn't try to molest him at least, he just proposes to murder a child for no reason
>>289791475GROOMING TIME IS DONE CHILD!! NOW ITS TIME TO PAY YOUR DUES
Always liked Kabuto a lot. He's underrated.
>>289791453KINO
>>289791092I really love how Kishi draws the overall architecture of buildings, it's surroundings and insides. These barebone rooms feel really "lived in" and give this series a true sense of authenticity, Kishi is just showing off his artistic mastery
>>289791198>ORO WAS PART OF ROOT!?He was affiliated but Danzou didn't dare to put a seal on him, I guess. Orochimaru must have switched his allegiance to Danzou after getting disaffected. Danzou probably helped Orochimaru with all of his spies inside Konoha including Kabuto (Danzou knew all about him already) and it's implied he collaborated in the big attack in Part 1.
The more bad shit that Danzo gets saddled with, the more incompetent Hiruzen looks. I wonder if that ever even crossed Kishi's mind.
Tobi = Danzo was always one of the coolest paths this character could have taken. That or just being nobody.
>Kabuto was a good boy, dindu nuffin, yadayada ...*yawn*
>>289793500it's even worse than that lolalthough honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Orochimaru did all this on his own, to get Kabuto
>>289765365>>289765947really missed a beat by not including those two guys as minor characters in the flashback. At least their teamleader later gets a cameo as anko's teammate
>>289793660It's Nonou. The backstory has been retconned to be much more tragic. Originally it was implied that Kabuto was a sleeper agent left on the battlefield as a child by an enemy.
>>289793965Not entirely for no reason. Being an orphan in a war-torn country is a hellish existence (the kind that can only be implied in an average shounen) so wanting to cut that short can be seen as merciful. Safe to assume a trained shinobi can make the whole process basically painless.
>>289792311He's the highest achieving shinobi without a kekkei genkai or super special clan. Only Minato comes close.
>>289765495>don't you see how horrible my childhood was? Right from the beginning I had nothing but a hot milk mommy that I wasn't blood-related to who would lean into my personal space and whisper into my ear in a suggestive fashion
>>289792216Jump loves their murderous pedophiles and quasi redeeming them.
>>289794641Not everyone is into being groomed, anon.
>>289794695pedophilia is barely stigmatised in japanese public perception
>>289791475so orochimaru was wearing that outfit before the chunin exams already? Does that mean the grass ninja whose face he stole was a subordinate of his?
>>289794902No, he probably just liked that style in general. The Sound Five wore it too, and Sasuke dressed similarly later. Maybe he targeted that guy because he liked his clothes.
>>289791284I think this is when the new backstory completely breaks established continuity. When did he work for Sasori? It was said has was one of Sasori's spies, told to infiltrate orochimaru via deep-cover memory-block that orochimaru then removed from him. Also it was said he attended the konoha academy around this time
>>289795131>I think this is when the new backstory completely breaks established continuity.it doesntwhy its arguably worse than the previous backstory, that could've simply been a fabrication to give him a false background
>>289795131>When did he work for Sasori?This is covered later. Orochimaru has him infiltrate Akatsuki by "working" for Sasori. It's pretty clunky and not as interesting as the previous implication that Kabuto was one of Sasori's spies from the start, dropped into Konoha as a child, but defected to Orochimaru. I guess that wouldn't have meshed with Konoha (Danzou) Bad.
>>289795131>actually he was a child spy for Root, Danzou decided to have him and his mom kill each other, but Orochimaru defected and saved him, and now he's back to Konoha "secretly" working for Orochimaru and Danzou is totally cool with it
>>289791475
>>289793965The one time he doesn't try to groom a child, it's the one with a mythological eyes. Imagine Oro's seethe
>>289795863In all honesty, Nagato would've killed Oro a long time ago if he took care of the trio.
>>289791284the fucking winter soldier
>>289791156>it's another "Danzo is cartoonishly evil and at fault for everything, and Hiruzen is the good guy but he's too retarded to do anything about Danzo" subplotSigh. Do people genuinely defend this flashback?
These pre part 1 timelines all don't make sense. I can see why there is no prequel show now.
>>289791284this is a metaphor for how globalism erodes our identity
>>289791894I've always been a GODbuto supporter, since his first ENTER.
>>289791475does he just lurk in rivers during his free time in case an unsupervised child happens to walk by
>>289796079BRAVO KISHIIIIIIII
>>289791284Isn't it a bit odd how the series seems to have completely forgotten about the villages outside of the main 5 nations at this point? Like only Ame got a bit of spotlight in the previous arcs but that's about it.
>>289796333The minor villages aren't even participating in this war despite the fact that the IT will also affect them.
>>289796299He was stalking Kabuto this whole time. Do not underestimate GROOMimaru.
>>289765131>smartest dude in the show or something>never bothers to fix his eyesight>doesn't even bother to change eyewear when on spy missions
>>289796376The five main villages aren't even using all of their ninja, some had to stay home to look after the children, civilians, and prisoners.
>chapters are so boring I forgot this daily even existed When was the last good chapter?
>>289796698https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282986493/#282986493
>>289796720I said chapter, not volume. Retard.
No wonder Kabuto has self image issues. Bros backstory makes no fucking sense. No one would know who this guy really is.
>>289796720makes me laugh every time
>>289796720>>289797000Samefag
>>289791475>reflection foreshadowing kabuto taking orochimaru's cells and becoming himkishimotooooo!
>>289790088You do know what site you're on, right?
>>289794370yeah it would have workedif they wanted the world to remain balanced instead of the 7th dimensional female god birthing trees out of her vaginadanzo overshadowed by hiruzen is perfectly played by madara to invoke a world where his crimes are never revealed is logicalboth had to stay in the dark and both got screwed by the village they have way more synergy
>>289796698The fights with the edo raikage and mizukage were pretty good.
I know it's a few months too early to ask this question but fuck itWhy did Obito want to resurrect Madara? It seemed he was the one who wanted to become the jinchuriki of the 10 tails, and the 2 were constantly trying to stab each other in the back during the war iirc. I don't remember why he needed Madara alive.
>>289797131Cope
>>289791343all those eggs, gone to wasteshe should've been reassigned to childbearing duties
Is there any bad shit in the Leaf that Danzo wasn't at least partially responsible for at this point?
>>289798278Rent free
>>289797131He keeps posting that because he has some imaginary war with Naruto threads. He thinks he "won" because this general is slogging along with necro-bumping and samefagging.
>>289798787>necro-bumping(You) keeping using that word incorrectly.
>>289798213He didn't want to. The only time he mentioned resurrecting Madara was to Zetsu, whom Tobi wrongfully lol believed was Madara's will. Also that was an odd moment since he was still pretending to be Madara and he said, "Nagato was supposed to save the resurrection for ME!" Why, dude, you're still alive, right? Tobi was not responsible for Edo Tensei Madara and he actively resists fully resurrecting him later.
>>289798213Obito didn't want Madara revived.
>>289798720>Is there any bad shit in the Leaf that Danzo wasn't at least partially responsible for at this point?Bullying Kakashi's dad into suici-who am I kidding, he was totally involved in that.
>>289798810(You) keep thinking anyone cares about your autism. I'm not the only one who using it correctly btw.
>>289798810The fact you know what it means and how it's applied to these threads gives it validity. Nobody cares about your "achkually it's just bumping" cope.
>>289796720Dunno if you're just retarded or falseflagging.
>>289798787The daily won.
>>289796720He never recovered from this
>>289796720cried
I see this daily has gone back to its natural dead state and he's just to instigate drama again
>>289799391All Naruto generals are a mistake.
>>289791115Nuns of Jashin
>>289791181Is it implied he used Izanagi here? She goes all glassey eyed
>>289798213Madara placed a curse tag on obito's heart to make him do his bidding until obito manipulated kakashi into destroying it.
>>289799625No
>>289799719No. I keep saying it because it always makes (You) seethe (^:
>>289791894KEKtachi was surrounded his entire life by people who thought he was God, from his parents, to his brother, to every Uchiha and every resident of the Leaf, on to shinobi of every other nation. His legend always preceded him. In reality, he was gifted a godlike mangekyo and backstabbed family members who weren't expecting him. He's a lifelong fraud.
>>289799719>>289799798>>289799875>>289799917Christ can you fuck off already
>>289792318thanks, OP!
>>289796720kekaroo!
>>289800790Welcome
Don't let this boring flashback or the daily thread gossiping distract you from the fact that Itachi died a virgin. Killed his clan at 13. Joined Akatsuki shortly afterward. Dies at around 21. He doesn't strike me as a rapist, and Konan wasn't interested, meaning if he was a virgin at 13 he likely remained a virgin until his death. Thank you for listening to my TED talk
>>289800877Anon, he got AIDS.He had LOVERS!>T.obi
>>289800928>he had lovers before 13You really believe this?
>>289799303he was the only one who was good at ragequitting
>>289800960Oh, anon...
>>289800960Itachi had kage level intelect at 7 and was stronger than his jounin mother at 5, him having girlfriends (or boyfriends) is far more believable.
>>289801103...we're still talking about a kid having sex with another kid, get your mind out of the gutter pleaseItachi was a virgin at 13 and he remained a virgin until his death
>>289801089>Anon just bowed out gracefullyNta, but you can't complain about Melties and post this gigantic cope.
>>289801121Who said he had to have sex pre massacre?
>>289801151When would he have found time to find a girlfriend let alone have sex after he joined the Akatsuki?
>>289801168He was pretty much doing fuck all before konoha crush as far as we know and these motherfuckers are like mach 1 and up speed, Itachi can find time to get laid.
>>289801180I think 1 chapter is fine. the wait will make it all the sweeter when we finally get to 700 and then restart from chapter 1
>>289801224Not happening.>>289801180>>289801203>They are all 1 personTo this day, this conspiracy still sounds like schizo babbling to me.
>>289801224Are you personally going to restart this?
>>289801333What would even be the point of rebranding?
>>289801360Idk desu, I just find it very suspicious that none of the namefags received the same hostility as anon did.
>>289801433/nart/ was long dead by the time this forced general started
>>289771899there were tunnels under that closet, this kid is practically a terrorist
>>289796079>I WAS BORN IN A SMALL VILLAGE>I WAS STILL A CHILD WHEN WE WERE RAIDED BY SOLDIERS>FOREIGN SOLDIERS
>>289796720every fucking time
>>289801482Too much schizophrenia. I have no idea what you're trying to say.
>>289793965>he just proposes to murder a child for no reason"orochimaru, you were always my favorite..."
>>289801428>that none of the namefags received the same hostility as anon did.What was particularly more hostile?I don't even remember, people/someone was assuming he was the Sasukefag, i didn't personally believe in it but i could see why someone would think that.
>>289801454>forced generalyes, that was always /nart/
>>289801547Only anons threads reached up to 1000+ posts because Ramen was such a seething retard about not being OP
>>289801579And now we have this /nart/ 2.0 to take its place. Congratulations?
I vote for another OP takeover. Post 2 chappies and drop the shit color.
>>289801548>Fecalsuke the Pedojeetkek, good one. and he will indeed never recover.
>>289801629>drop the shit colorSasuke hasn't been shit-colored in like forever dude, what are you talking about?
>>289801515How can i say, it feel a little too unorganized and too convoluted against the guy supposedly planning everything to save face.If Ramen could avoid all his bans by evading them then he should have because him or rather his trip not being the OP just further stain his image, if he wanted to use a new face with Sakon then why even have the new persona wait 3 for the old one to return from the last thread? That's more than enough time for someone else to take over both trips.In short: the grandscheme of things is just very shortsighted even for dumb people.
カレー遁・メルトダウンの術! wwww
>>289801708*from the last banMy bad.
I don't think this NECRO bumping thread is for me anymore. Time to look for new hobbies..
Very organic.
Ngl I don't even remember my tripcode anymore.
>>289793090lol
your general died because you lack hatred
>>289801966>>289801668>>289801645You are just as bad desu.
>>289801933>>289801906>>289801851>>289801810>>289801807Christ you're all some of the most pathetic and obsessed retards I've seen on this site, and that says a lot. Kill yourselves.
>289802001
I'm going to be honest bros, i've been having more fun in the Saint Seiya Storytime than in here.
Being ALL ALONE sure doesn't do a lot of good for his psyche. Will he at least get a cellmate? Idk how the correctional facilities are like down under.
>>289766052They were FULL
>>289765347That's supposed to be a dragon? Looks like a little kitten.
>>289792216Yeah, as a kid, getting groomed by hiruzen.
>>289791389So did he kill his mother, by giving up on healing her? Or did he stop because she died/there was no time to save her and himself?
Too much infighting and not enough Bunnyrama itt
>>289801374Surely you can point to where that happened then?
>>289802408It seemed he was so shocked he stopped healing her.
>>289791601>orochimaru worked under danzothat's a bit pathetic.
>>289802635Nta, but you could at least tell us a line or phrase in the post so it's easier to search.
>>289791047HEE HEE
>>289802635You care enough to post 20 times in this thread though
>>289802455People don't appreciate just how cute this lil chud is.
>>289791083Absolutely.
>>289792306they're a good couple, but i think they're not that popular among fujos. weird.>>289792318thanks op.
thanks for another fun daily thread again anons, hope you come again tomorrow!
>>289802842It's because Oro is creepy looking and Kabuto isn't a twink.
>>289802842I don't think fujos were as degenerate back then as they are now, which is why creepier characters like Oro and Kimimaro weren't that popular.
>>289802781Newfag
>>289802891>Kabuto isn't a twinkhe's not that manly either.
>>289802891>Oro is creepy lookingYou say that like it's a bad thing.>and Kabuto isn't a twink.Wrong.
>>289802913You weren't providing proof when that shit was still new.
Raikage won.
>>289802820He’s got powerful otouto energy but it gets overshadowed by his powerful warmonger energy. True moe enthusiasts understand how moe Tobirama is, but the majority of Naruto fans are normies and can’t understand his charms.
>>289803606Please. No bully our local faggot pedophile. He dumps chapters made by someone else. It's all he has. It's all this general has.
>>289803606But posts from both sides are being deleted.
>>289765217THE HEXIEST of panels top right
>>289791475Orochimaru was using water breath holding jutsu for 26 minutes prior to Kabuto arriving
>>289802946Oro just doesn't have the right balance if creepyness and beauty.
>>289803567I feel like people just prefer his racist side in the LTG way.
Why is he so defensive over his forced general?
>>289803737Nah
The war was truly designed to spit on every good part 1 character, as well as the akatsuki.
>>289791475KeklmaoActually laughed
>>289804092Yah
>>289802408I was wondering the same thing. I lean more towards she died despite his efforts and that's why he stopped.
>>289793954>Guy really is behind almost every disgraceJust because of the phrasing, I'm now imagining that Guy was actually Tobi and can just run back and forth fast enough to pretend to be both at the same time. He never could phase through anything, he was just dodging the whole time.
RIN BEST GIRL
>>289805350I LOVE cunnoichikidnochi-in-training give me life
>>289796023it's just like real life
>>289791262how could they be too stupid to recognize a kindness done to preserve the place he loves?
>>289792054there's a lot of light skinned people at kumo. in the flashbacks they're usually in charge of kidnapping
Kumo's victory is at hand.
>>289791343>>289791366so is that not actually her or is she so worn/blinkered/brainwashed/whatever she doesn't recognize him?
