Shes the best fucking girlIn the series, and I hate kishimoto’s homo erotic habits by not having the MC and her be the end pairing.>i guess thats to much to ask for, maybe no one was ready for that.
>>289804732I was ready for that.
>>289804784Me too.
>>289804732Your iq is above average, and its a fact that she was in love with naruto since she viewed her dead lovers ambitions in naruto.
>>289804732she's an old lady
>>289804820>Blonde >tits are 106 cm>filthy rich >president of the village>the best doctor in verse.>Anon.Shes an old lady.
>>289804818>she was in love with naruto.When the fuck did she ever show any signs of romantic interest for naruto in the manga.
>>289804919nta and I don't think there is anybut her drunk interactions with shota naruto are pretty good
why is she so sexy bros
>>289804732>naruto ''''''girls''''''lollmao even
>>289804732Tsunade is for Shizune and Naruto is for Sasuke. Each blonde gets a cute baddie with short black hair.
>>289804732I don't read Naruto, but she's also my favorite design, alongside pic related, who is often drawn together with her in fanart and Kurenai Yuhi (another character often drawn together with Tsunade). The milfs of Naruto are far sexier than the younger women.
>>289804820that's the best part
>>289804919she projects her emotional attachment to her dead lover onto him, and she lets him walk all over her in a way she never would for any other character.
>>289804732I know this is a joke post, but unironically she was the best written and looking woman in the show>was an actual 3 Dimensional character with flaws (Gambler,Drunk, fear of blood, sometimes apathetic, lived a lie by using a jutsu to hide her true look and age etc.)>had a good reason to be so(Lost her lover/brother)>refused to become a leader at first, but overcame herself>actually developed as a person and overcame not only her fear of blood, but her own self-hate and doubt>is arguable the best leader Konoha had.>Risked her life to help and save as many people as possible during Pains invationthere are other points here, but i always loved her and think that she deserved more then what she got and even think she should've died at the end symbolizing the end of the Sanin and the new Generation carrying on their legacy.
>>289806692>best written woman in the showi agree but tbf that's not a very high bar
>>289806692>was an actual 3 Dimensional character with flawsShe's a woman in Naruto. To be special she would need some kind of competence or success, not flaws.>becomes a useless drunk for life because her male love interest dies>jobs to bad guy's henchment despite supposedly being a legendary ninja and needs to be saved by a 12 year old>contributes less to Konohas fight against Pain than Konohamaru, as reigning Kage>leadership style is letting more important characters walk over her and praying to Naruto to save her (again)
>>289806975>becomes a useless drunk for life because her male love interest diesHer Love and Brother dies, Witnesses a whole war and her Friend becomes le crazy pedo-murderer>jobs to bad guy's henchment despite supposedly being a legendary ninja and needs to be saved by a 12 year oldHer being afraid of blood is what caused that, later in the fight she man-handles that henchmans boss, though i would argue that the beating she gave should've shown to have more effective that the lack of visible damage would suggest>contributes less to Konohas fight against Pain than Konohamaru, as reigning KageDid you read my post? she literally spends most of the invasion using the slugs and her Chakra to heal people, just because she didn't beat any of the Pains, doesn't mean she was useless >leadership style is letting more important characters walk over her and praying to Naruto to save her (again)This was true for War arc and forward as Naruto was becoming more Gary-stue, though agree with that point
>>289807309All excuses to make her weak and to never allow her to stand on equal footing with the men in the story. Kishimoto obviously was a raging homosexual, and did not like women. They are all written out to be weak, useless, and two faced.
>>289807309>Her Love and Brother dies, Witnesses a whole war and her Friend becomes le crazy pedo-murdererAlmost every character has some sob story attached to them and most of them don't become useless. Even then, having an excuse to be useless does not make her competent.>she literally spends most of the invasion using the slugs and her Chakra to heal peopleYeah, she heals jobbers that contribute nothing to the defense and get revived at the end anyways, then does nothing when confronted by pain herself. She was useless because she did nothing.>This was true for War arc and forward Already when they were dealing with Hidan and Kakuzu her best plan was hoping Naruto, who was tired out from training, had not refined his new technique and really was overall not an outstanding shinobi, would save everyone.And it's most explicit during pain arc, where her only response is prayingNaruto surpassed his mentor at a technique that normally requires months or years of training within a week. She even stops Guy, the strongest shinobi from Konoha, not to help him.
>>289807843> having an excuse to be useless does not make her competent.I never claimed that, i simply claimed that it made her a 3 Dimensional, she had a flaw she had to overcome and overcame, was this somewhat poorly handled? ye probably, but i take this over le-perfect-stoic character #23213 >Yeah, she heals jobbers that contribute nothing to the defense and get revived at the end anyways, then does nothing when confronted by pain herself. She was useless because she did nothing.This really infuriated me not just in Naruto but in other series as well, if you have extras, have them do SOMETHING, Obito warned Pain that Naruto has strong allies, but by the time Naruto fights Pain, Pain suffers no damage or loses anything, Naruto simply gained a few tit bits of knowledge, same thing happened in the war, the extras were so useless he had to give ALL of them Kurama chakra so they could "contribute" to the fight, also i think Nagato reviving everyone was a very retarded thing Kishi included in the story, not only Naruto doesn't face the Pain of war and it's consequences(he's also directly told by Katsuyu that his rampage didn't injure or kill anyone), but we missed on potential drama regarding the fact that the village was destroyed and people were killed directly because Pain came after Naruto.3.I actually forgot about this, i guess another point in the pile of everyone but the main cast are useless Jobbers
Tsunade thread?
>>289804820Age is literally just a number when you can control your biological body
old hags owe me sex
>>289808334
I don't care if I'm caught dead posting in a Naruto thread, but I'm just here to say that older women are the best!
>>289805064She did it sober as well.
>>289804732I need to find that fan fic of her and naruto, where she adults him up and makes him mature through sex. The one were she cures his phimosis and he eats her pussy out like a bowl of ichi raku. As they passionately have sex and we get a cut to the future of a hokage naruto in his office and tsunade in her home taking care of their child.
>>289806975I wish Tsunade was a drunk woman because that would explain all the bad decisions in part 1 and 2, but all her flaws are explained by Danzo, Shizune, and the elders limiting her. The only mistake she made was heckling Nagato and Madara into using powerful techniques
>>289810831Anon she was an alcoholic.
>>289809102yippyyum
>>289806692>is arguable the best leader Konoha had.Had me until this
>>289808257I agree that it's sad how Kishi treated his female characters and the main character syndrome is annoying (over the course of part 2 the world just warps more and more around his two protagonists).But my issue with the claim that Tsunade is better written than other females because having a flaw makes her more 3 dimensional is, that it implies there were other females that lacked a flaw, when the first thing you can point out about any female in Naruto is their flaws and wasted potential.
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>>289811153Yeah, I'd say Tobirama and Kakashi are in contention for the best leader
>>289804732Where the fuck is she during the Boruto era?
>>289811177What do we even know about Kakashis rule?>TobiramaDude literally segregated the Uchias which not only caused their subsequent extermination in the future, but he is also responsible the Jutsu that not only helped the villians kill the 3rd, wage the 4th great ninja war, Revive Madara and in general cause enormous death toll, also he killed Madaras Brother, which caused the latter to go on a path that caused the major disasters of the series.
>>289811188All of the good characters have been retconned out of the verse.
>>289811284We see that Kakashi modernized the village during his rule. Tobirama was also correct about everything he did. Uchiha did it to themselves.
>>289811284>Dude literally segregated the Uchias The Hyuga also have their own segregated part of the village and they weren't getting uppity about it. >which not only caused their subsequent extermination in the futureLet's be real, the extermination is horribly written no matter how you look at it>but he is also responsible the Jutsu that not only helped the villians kill the 3rd, wage the 4th great ninja war, This is the whole "guns kill people" false argument >Revive Madara and in general cause enormous death tollZetsu saw that he was revived, and see above>also he killed Madaras Brother, which caused the latter to go on a path that caused the major disasters of the series.It was kill or he killed. Is he supposed to know Madara would become so unhinged he'd believe a mystical painting on a rock? If Tobirama died, do you believe Hashirama would have gone down a similar path?You're trying to blame the Uchiha on Tobirama, but it doesn't make sense.
>>289804732She's 50 anon. That's weird.
>>289811284uchiha shits should have had their own country... in the BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
>>289811513And you are gay.
Tsunade threads sadly never last as long as Rangiku threads.
>>289811513
>>289811188Ikemoto hates the naruto universe, its aesthetic, characters and themes. He would balk at having to use any returning character besides Shikamaru.
>>289811658That's because Bleach has superior girls
>>289811701I'm very charmed
>>289811450Same Anon(is there an abbreviation like NTA but for being the same anon?) I'm kinda memeing the truth is Kishi wrote a poor allegory for segregation and it's consequences, the world building in general is poorly written and major events are hand waved, rather then properly explained: We are told that Uchias were emotionally rich and volatile people, but this was never properly shown, in Sasukes flashback they all seemed like normal folk and even in Itachi's backstory none behave like the spastics they're supposed to be.>Kages are walking armies, yet serve the Di-emo >Ninjas were supposed to be hired mercenaries for third parties, yet this is forgotten after The first three arcs,>Besides the Sand and Leaf, none other region or village is properly explored beyond basic descriptions>Some Jinchuriki are allowed to walk around frilly to symbolize people treating the "other" cruelly, yet at the same time they're walking nukes that are sought after for military potentialthere are tons of other points, in short Kishi was a "potential" writer
>>289812029I think Kishi is just straight up a hack who had appealing art. We all know his editors did some heavy tard wrangling and a lot of early Naruto seemed to be straight up ripped, or inspired, from HxH. Part 2 got worse as it went on and doesn't hold up well for re-read value. Kishi did have nice art and attractive character designs though.
>>289804732i prefer temari
>>289812267Its kushina for me
>>289804732should i watch naruto?
>>289804732I was all in for it and would have liked toHave seen this
>>289812303Part 1 and if you’re going to part 2 watch it all the way up until the pain arc.
>>289812303 Only the fight Scenes, the few good moments here and there are not worth watching the whole thing
>>289805081She's the best thing to come out of Naruto. Easily in the top 5 sexiest anime sluts ever.
>>289812296Now post something that's actually from the manga. Kushina looks like a plain jane.
>>289812303Of course you should. It's a classic. Stick to a fancut that condenses the anime and preferably sticks to the manga.
>>289812461
>>289812303No, unless you just want to be inspired by the creativity while ignoring the awful writing.
>>289813205>same face syndromeI forgot how souless Kishi's art became.
>>289812303Eh. Why not
>>289804732>by not having the MC and her be the end pairing.Where do you guys get these wild fantasies? This is a mainstream commercial product. Go read some niche hentai manga if you want a 12 year old to end up with a hag.
>>289806975>>contributes less to Konohas fight against Pain than Konohamaruyou forgot when she saved everyone from shinra tensei? All those pain henchmen could be revived and none were the real body anyway.
>>289808257>Naruto has strong alliesyes naruto had the frogs
>>289813943She saved random jobbers that would've been revived anyways at the cost of conceding to pain without a fight (so if he wanted to he could kill them anyways).
>>289804732>Shes the best fucking girltrue ans i bet she has the biggest bush im the show
>>289811117>the world just warps more and more around his two protagonistsoutside of the hagaromo shit no it doesn't
>>289812303its more of a read
>>289814013yea bro a village is only worth its 3 srongest people
>>289813993Yo dead ass wa da fuck hapin to dem nigguhz in boruto yo ??
I think most of you are more turned on by the idea of her fucking a teenager or a 12yo than you are by the character.
No, it's Tenten
>>289812317did they... you know?
>>289806975kabuto was stronger than orochimaru anyway
>>289814326No because they're both gay.
>>289814147How about Tsunade try fighting herself instead of sending incapable fodder to fight and then exhausting herself healing them while they accomplish nothing?
>>289804732But enough about sakura.>inb4.You’re gonna tell me you wouldn’t fuck that ?
>>289814326She definitely pulled his forskin back to wash it
>>289808369That artist really loves big fat boobs and big areolas.
>>289804820out of 10!
>>289815009Built for ?
>>289811284didn't read. uchiggers were a problem back then and even after getting cut down to 4.
>>289812303If you want to watch it, try the first couple of arcs. Know that everything after the retrieval arc and before Shippuden is filler. Curry of life is sort of canon I think. But it's a long enough series I think you should read it, but watch the fight scenes
>>289812029kishi tried to tackle some serious allegories but ditched them in favour of powerlevel faggotry in the end. he tried to portray issues about segregation, prejudice, blind hatred and shit like that just to write how Uchihas are naturally predisposed to madness and that sometimes a very powerful Uchiha is destined to chimp out and be put down like a rabid dog by Senju or it's relative.
>>289810831She was the best option considering most others in the village are idiots. Tsunade is a person that had to take up the mantle and exercise responsibility because the village is in dire straits between their leader getting killed and their backup options being awful. She’s thrown into bad situations made worse by an immortal snake monster, a terrorist org, and the living will of Uchila hate. The Nagato taunt worked out in their favor because Naruto wouldn’t survive Shinra Tensei. If Jiraiya didn’t get folded like a retard Pain would have been stomped out by her and him teaming up.
>>289804732>GOD WHY DIDN'T NARUTO END HIS BLOODLINE WITH THE GERIATRIC HAG INSTEAD OF THE LITERAL PRINCESS HE GOT WHYYY
>>289804820
>>289815009 I think sakura would have been the proper choice from a narrative standpoint. At least considering how boruto was a cash in sequel.
Tobirama sexo
>>289811658Let's fix that
>this thread againYES
>>289811701So she used to be flat when she was S1 Sakura's age.Are those even natural?
>>289811513>50yo women look like THAT?!
>>289820483Chakra tanks. Kind of like how Chouji uses bodyfat as an energy reserve, only she directs all of it to her chest using medical ninjutsu.
>>289813205Post one were she wasn’t pregnant and producing milk.
>>289804732the gambling is offputting desualso she's a jobber
>>289805064holy titcow?
>>289823838Arent most women in this series jobbers
You cowards wouldn't like her without her youth jutsu
>>289810963Tsunade was correct not giving Shikamaru jonins to go after Orochimaru and Hidan, using the sand and genin as reinforcement. She can trivialize Sasuke issues in part 1.
>>289804732Naruto is literally her grandpa reincarnated.
>>289824802We haven't actually seen her true age form, only her fake youth and shriveled form she takes after the hundred healings side effect. She wouldn't look decrepit because she has a good chunk of Uzumaki youthfulness from Mito. She'd just have crows feet and creases on her face and I'd smash.
>>289824802isn't she only like 60 tops? it's been a while since i read the series but iirc that wasn't supposed to be her 'normal' form
>>289824802Jiraya did. He always did.
Anyone notice how most Naruto threads nowadays have the same images, talking pointe, and posting formats?
>>289825215that's most threads on this board nowdays
>>289824890Any time reincarnate is used it's not even correct for the context. Edo tensei are also 'reincarnates' at times. The extent of Naruto and Hashirama is that in their lifetimes they were each subtly influenced by the power of a common ancestor against whoever was being influenced by Indra. Being a chakra transmigrant is being cursed by someone's unfinished business, not direct reincarnation.
>>289822842So what she is hot in the verse even tsunade said that she grew up to be a fine young lady and jiraya said she was a hotty tomboy ?
>>289824890Naruto isn't. If you paid attention you would know. Naruto and Hashirama both inherited the will of Asura. Which is kind of one of the weakly done themes about the manga. But both are very different people even though they had similar goals from a similar desire
>>289805081cute
>>289804732It's weird that, while drawing some of the least fetishized girls of his contemporaries, Kishi went above and beyond to make every single one of them a useless damsel, almost as if to compensate for not drawing pure caricatures like some of the other guys. Are you allotted a certain amount of "put woman down"-pointsyou have to distribute over your shounen manga by your editor? Must every last retard who feels threatened by the presence of a woman with real agency be catered to? I think the niggers at Jump HQ would be surprised how many boys wouldn't mind this sort of thing at all, especially if used somewhat sparingly.
>>289820401This doesn't even have any of her defining features.
>>289804820and i was young when i watched naruto
>>289824643if you consider 1 loss a jobber sure
>>289827553Explination I heard is that hes actually very conservative in his personal life.