Volume 62The CrackChapter 591: Riskhttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/274143504Previous thread:>>289924970
>>289976412>47 seconds lateOy, this guy has no consistency.
>>289976419It really doesn't make sense how the sacrificed bodies are always present despite being disintegrated in some instances.
>>289976444>indirect Itachi glazing
>>289976520It's a form of henge no jutsu. The original body transforms into an undead endlessly regenerating one, but it is ultimately just a jutsu transformation so when it is disspelled, the original returns.
>>289976488>>289976501How the fuck did Dan die? He can literally go hole up somewhere safe and snipe people without repercussions. Also seems like this should be a Yamanaka ability.
>>289976568Your explanation doesn't make it make sense.
>>289976444>When Itachi isn't around, characters must ask "where is Itachi?"
>>289976525>Mei is useless yet again
>>289976525>Mei humiliation continues Such a usless jobber.
>>289976525>More Mei humiliation
>>289976573This is the weird part. Why did his soul pop out but then get pulled back in? He didn't actually make the hand signs yet. Is this an effect of just knowing the proper hand signs? If so, Itachi could have done the same thing.
B&W
>>289976680So why didn't he just rescind the contract from the get go?
>>289976525>Watch out, Mei might actually do something...>AND TSUNADE INTERRUPTS HER!How many chapters can this humiliation ritual streak last? I don't know if laugh or be sad at this point
>>289976680The color pages are missing at least two.
Yeah, this shit sucks. No idea why you're so stubborn and refuse to do more than 1 chapter OP.
>>289976727It seems likely that he wasn't free to do so until it was cancelled. Just because Kabuto didn't force Madara to do actions doesn't mean that he couldn't; implanting a tag in his head probably makes even Madara controllable.
>>289976680So you're saying that in part 1 Edo Tobirama could've broken the contract at any moment against Orochimaru?Did Kishimoto even think through this for a second?
>>289976812>implanting a tag in his head probably makes even Madara controllableLaughs in Hashirama retconns
>>289976836>So you're saying that in part 1 Edo Tobirama could've broken the contract at any moment against Orochimaru?No, the opportunity doesn't come until Edo Tensei is cancelled and the zombie is free of control for a short time before vanishing, as we saw with Dan.
>>289976865>No, the opportunity doesn't come until Edo Tensei is cancelled and the zombie is free of control for a short time before vanishing, as we saw with DanHeadcannon
>>289976771/nart/ lost
>>289976854Orochimaru didn't implant tags in Hashirama or Tobirama the second time; he relied on the direct control of the contract, which isn't as powerful. In Part 1, Hashirama and Tobirama were in a weakened state when they were summoned and Orochimaru didn't bring them to a battle-ready state until he put the tags in. Kabuto later did something similar with Deidara.
>>289976444>he or sheI know he's a boomer, but does he realize there are more than two genders?
>>289976438>...am gay.
>>289976419sause realises now there's no one left in the world to listen to his whining
>>289976525>Mei too useless to do anything Gee, who would've thought. Also, Madara is a petty little faggot.
>>289976444>itachi dies>itachi glazing continues>itachi zombie dies>itachi glazing still continuesdoes boruto contain itachi glazing?
>>289976595>>289976618If Kishimoto was a little more crazy like Araki, he could've had Dan spiritually impregnate Tsunade here.
>>289976909>/nart/No-life faggot...
>>289976525WHATS THE POINT OF KNOWING WATER STYLE IF YOU CANT DO IT IN TIME IN FRONT OF A FIRE ATTACK
>>289976680That just happend.
>>289976618>>289976638>>289976663Kekraiyabros...
>>289976663JiraiyaKEKS.... I thought Tsunade was supposed to love our hero before he died ...
>>289976573>his incel spirit is so vengeful it still has the willpower to kill women
>>289976909Obsessed
Done!
>>289976680This unironically might be even more bullshit than Madara being able to use Susan without eyes.
>>289977042Good job reposting Kishi's manga, faggot.
>>289976680... and Madera is the sole zombie to know that single hand sign? are you kidding me??
>>289976702Did Color fags forget this page?
>>289976680So the top left panel actually implies that Madara couldn't break out of Kabuto's control like Hashirama could later do with Orochimaru?
>>289976988It does, Sakura mentions little poor Itachi to Sarada and the anime has Naruto glaze Itachi during Kurama's final moments.
>>289977074We heard you the first time, spammer.
>>289976663Kishimoto might be a dogshit writer but he knows how to draw these nice moments at least
>>289977022>>289977042>>289976680Arigatou, OP!
why did Kabuto lie to Tobi?
>>289977110What? I'm not the other mentioning that.
>>289977042thanks, OP!
>>289977077There seem to be two levels of control: the basic control through the contract and the tag in the head. When Orochimaru or Kabuto summon the zombies, they usually bring them back in a weakened state so they can be more easily controlled until the tag is put into their heads. It's the basic level of control that Tobirama tried to break and Hashirama could have broken, since Orochimaru brought them back to maximum and didn't use tags then. Madara probably did have a tag in his head, so he didn't do this until the contract was ended and his movements were freed entirely.
>>289977061Kek. You really triggered him
>>289976680KINOKEKWSOLO King AND GOKAGE AND OBITO BTFOThis made me laugh so fucking hard when the chapter released. Holy fuck I love Madara. Just reading this shit is so fucking hilarious.>I was actually fucking pretending >BTW now I'm even stronger, literally u killable btwJEJ of the highest order Shame the rest of the Manga is obito and alien wank fest instead of more of this
>>289976663A kiss on the head? Bro that's your lover, at least French kiss before going back to the afterlife.
>>289977143Just a precaution. No need to give Tobi information he didn't need and couldn't confirm unless he had already turned on Kabuto. Alternatively Kishi forgot, lol.
>>289976663>I have the one in a million chance to meet you again, my beloved>Let me finally kiss you>On the forehead
>>289977074Or OP fucked up
>>289977238That would make Kishimoto unconfortable, please understand.
>>289977268that can be more intimate than a kiss on the lipsyou've never been in a relationship
>>289977269The pages are numbers, most likely whereever he got those screw up the pages and didn't bother because they were "unimportant".
>>289977275He seems awfully comfortable with Sasuke and Naruto frenching each other though...
>>289977305That's incredibly lazy on the colorfags part. They must have been as sick of this arc as everyone else lol
a dead pretty boy like dan still gets more pussy than a living uggo like jiraiya
>>289977310The Fujobucks outweight the icky.
Consensual handholding with Shino!!!
>>289976913Inconsistent writing
>>289976584>>289976501 #>How the fuck did Dan die? He can literally go hole up somewhere safe and snipe people without repercussionsrange limits, need for leadership and on-field decisions>yamanakait is probably derived from them. i figure a body version of mind transfer
>>289976663Jiraiya died protecting the Leaf village, so this could happen
>>289977490>range limitsDoubtful. You also bring up another plot point though - how the fuck did Dan know where Tsunade was?
>>289976488>>289976501>oh, I forgot to put Dan and Tsunade anywhere close to each other
>>289977328lol two dudes kissing isn't even that icky though?? haha like I kind of wanna watch? jk lol
>>289976525>Meibros...I legit laughed out loud.
>>289976618This is so constructed and shoehorned in.
>>289976584his death was an inside job.
>>289976880Can't make the handsigns if you don't have control of your body.
>>289977546>locationa guy with spirit powers probably has great sensing as well
Jiraiyabros...why am i hard?
This thread almost looks organic, nice job there pal.
>>289977679>Madara didn't have control Doubtful
>>289977743Kek. I actually think the quality of "discussion" is worse than usual.
>>289977766I don't understand why you post this every thread
>>289977474It's not inconsistent but it is overcomplicated.
Where is the panel of Yugito being freed?...
>>289977852>Kishi wasting panels on women
>>289977737Like student, like master.
The MC hasn't been seen in 30 chapters now?
>>289976457>It's safe now, trust me bro>OkUhm, how about no? He could be lying for all sense of purposes. >But the Edo Tensei is clearly undoneHow would they know how a forbidden technique they didn't even know how it works would look like when it's undone?
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282986493/#282986493
>>289977896He certainly used a lot of panels for showing her unconscious on the ground or hanging from a wall...
>>289976488>I would've never guessed this ghost body could be used to safe people as wellReally?
Hiashi won.
>>289977852Where is the panel of Yugito breast feed?...
>>289977972Kabuto isn't smart enough to make the edos lie.
>>289976680ENTER Asspulldara!
>>289978030GAYmoto has much to answer for!
>>289977939We just saw him last chapter?
>>289977994Still the funniest shit I've ever seen on this board kek
>>289976680If he does the Edo release here(?), how did he undo the jutsu prior to this >>289976573?
>>289977994>>289978151The samefagging is pathetic, obsessed-kun.
I'm bored. Should we continue with the next chapter?
>>289976618idk why but that top right panel made me laugh. his very goofy looking face and him saying his name in case Tsunade forgot it or something
>>289977994>>289978151>>289978169Do you guys genuinely want to keep doing this for over 100 days?
>>289978214>>289978195
>>289976638>>289976663I don't like Dan. It's like he's this perfect ikemen and that pisses me off.
>>289978195It'll be a complete shitfest since OP is currently full on samefagging and posting his usual bait shit for his jeet lover.
>>289978195Nah. Let's keep the daily format going
>>289976419Kinda funny Kabuto went and abducted ninjas as sacrifices, but no one noticed.
>>289978301Why?>>289978195You should, or someone should. War arc sucks. Better than the inevitable dead thread that's incoming here.
>>289977994heh, classic
>>289978195I vote no, personally.
>>289978459He'll never give you an actual answer. We saw the "poll" was completely fake. He'll accuse you of wanting to rush the end of the daily so you can bring /shart/ back, as if anyone cares about that dead forced general. So it's really just because he's autistic and wants to do 1 chapter a day, for no real reason than he's autistic.
>4(four) votes
>>289978195>Should we continue with the next chapter?Go ahead, but you can only blame yourself if I happen to step in with my color-corrected scans
This thread is more interesting and its shipping so that explains a lot about this horrible daily declining >>289965653 #
>>289978566Post the poll again and I'll make it 20. Will you still bring it up after that?
Sraske, your other thread is already on page 8, better go bump it real quick!
This daily is a complete shitshow now
>>289978590>I'll shit up any thread that isn't dumped by meTruly, pathetic. >>289978615This is just sad.
>>289960066>Itachi says shisui's eye when used by anyone besides shisui takes 10 years to cooldownWait, did he say the cooldown only applied when used by someone else? So Shisui could've spammed it?
>>289978678War arc just sucks anon. It's not surprising.
>>289978712He'd go blind since it's an MS ability. You people are so dumb sometimes.
>>289978704The only time I ever dumped as OP was chapter 415 though. Remember that one?
>>289978590Does Sasuke even appear in the next few chapters? Who are you gonna brown if he's not in the chapter?
>>289977005but how did that recover not just all her current chakra but enough to reset the forehead gem that takes her weeks/months/years to charge.
>>289978762Name one person without aids that went blind from their MS ability.
>>289978767Nobody believes you. There's no reason you would leave the "allowed" OP alone unless you were him. You shit up threads not dumped by you, because you think any other OP is the jeet and you think browing Sasuke upsets him. Weirdo.
>>289978712Shisui was known for his genjutsu so it clearly didn't apply to him. Itachi's crow needed 10 years to recharge and Danzo coasted on Hashiroids. Both are cases of implants and not the original user.
>>289978831Everyone except Obito...are you being stupid on purpose?
>>289978842Itachi and Kurenai are also known for their genjutsu.Why didn't he just use it on people instead of crying like a little bitch and killing himself?
>>289976525Fucking useless hag. Even Sakura has got a somehow decent fight. Mei the anti Itachi.
>>289978860>Itachi and Kurenai are also known for their genjutsu.Yeah but Ao specifically knew about Koto.
>>289976549No, Solo King won.
>>289978459I might later when I'm home and if the thread is still dead. No reason to milk this more because of 1 obsessed OP.
>>289978825Dan has a Hokage level of chakra, apparently.
>>289978779Good point. I actually didn't know for sure if he'd appear, reading this last stretch of the arc for the first time myself.
>>289978860>Why didn't he just use it on people instead of crying like a little bitch and killing himself?Danzou ruined everything, somehow.
It's on page 9 now, Sraske-kun... Hayaku...
>>289978251Jiraiya...
>>289976525What's the point of rushing a final attack before the release, even tho he knows he's going to undo the release anyway? Wouldn't it demoralize the kage even more knowing you've overcome the edo tensei instead of quickly killing them with fire style?
>>289979021Who cares?
>>289978590>>289978672>>289978704>>289978767>>289978835You most be one fucking sad individual, i refuse to believe any of this beef is genuinely real.
>>289979122Proof?
>>289978842SHITsui wasn't known for ANYTHING besides jobbing to Danzo.
>>289979172OP has beef with anyone who threatens the sanctity of his 1 chapter general
>>289978767>Heh don't mind me bringing up oddly specific details every now and then. I-I'm definetely not the n-necrobumper..haha.Yeah I think we have cracked the case, once and for all.>inb4 "Huh?"Just stop already.
>>289979225That sounds like something OP would say.
>>289979172Just because I love carving up the lolcow doesn't mean I want any beef out of him
>frognigger
>>289979272This didn't sound as clever as you thought.
>>289979197>IZANAGIED
I think this daily had become as pathetic as the previous forced general. I kneel to the war arc.
>>289979297"Nigger" is not a term that applies to 4chan. It has the wrong definition here. That is an old world term where people would pick cotton in fields.
>>289979197How can someone sucker punch you with your Sharingan active?
>>289979299Oh yeah, sorry for talking about carving up your sacred animal. I know that was very insensitive of me.
>>289976663AHHAHAHHAHAIT'S COMPLETE DOGSHITCAN'T SHIT ON BLACK CLOVER WHEN THIS SHIT EXISTS
>>289979197What Danzo would have done to Sasuke if he didn't have a Susanoo
Hurry up, Sraske! It's fourth in the queue to be devoured by the archive!
>>289979393Do you really believe anyone who gives you attention is a jeet? This site has fucked you.
>>289976444>I DON'T KNOW WHO THE PERSON THAT STOPPED THE EDO TENSEI IS BUT WHOEVER HE OR SHE IS IS A GREAT HERO AND HE OR SHE HAS A MASSIVE AND HE OR SHE WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS A GREAT NOBLE SAVIOUR AND NOT SOME PIECE OF SHIT CLAN MURDERING PSYCHOPATH Very subtle, Kishi.
>>289979483I see that as real recognizes real.
>>289979430>*what Danzo would've done to Sasuke if he wasn't retarded*
>>289976663This whole segment with Dan was extremely unnecessary.
>>289978251Funny, that's how I feel about Minato.
>>289978984I vote for this. Thread is ass right now.
This thread is just fine though.
>>289977994So there's only 1 guy pushing for more chapters?
>289978590>289978767>289978995>289979272There's an indescribable cringe thinking about the obliviousness of this grown ass faggot posting girl anime reaction images and spouting off /pol/ memes. I picture you to look like that guy in the image that gets spammed with the kys narutard comments.
>>289976573AYO HE DOING WHAT????>>289976663kishi can NOT write character conclusions without bringing them back to life.
>>289978986Kind of a cheat for a person who can store reserve chakra physically to get a chakra donation from an edotensei ghost with an infinite supply.
>>289979795Nah, there's only 1 guy(You) pushing for just 1 chapter
>he's mad because another anon is avatarfagging as his waifu
>>289979836>t. Totally not the samefag
>>289979375>How can someone sucker punch you with your Sharingan active?By rewriting reality itself to do>teleports in front of you
Does anyone actually know why OP is so obsessed with the jeet(s)?
>>289979820well she is fighting a guy who cheated the jutsu that itself cheats death
Wow, not finished yet? This is much longer than I remembered–how many chapters since timeskip?
>>289979951Timeskip is 200, so almost 400. And there's 100 still left.
>>289979951700(10) - 244
check out these tumbleweeds >>289977929
>>289980013Oh, wait the timeskip was 244-245?>there are more chapters remaining than all of Kazekage rescue, Tenchi Bridge and Akatsuki supression combined
>>289980104The war is loooong. There are four bosses who each get many many chapters of focus.
We're a few weeks away from Neji begging for Naruto to fuck Hinata in his last moments
>>289980311>Naruto, my name means screw! So you need to SCREW Hinata for me!>oh and try to name your kid after me too
>>289976680So fucking stupid lmao
>>289979252>inb4 "Huh?"Kek. You're saying this to that anon because I said it to you not so long ago.
>>289980090
>>289980311>>289980332It was all for the keikaku.
>>289976525This daily turn on mei is so fucking hilarious. If she didn’t have that fight with Sasuke she’d be in not impressed tier
>>289976618There is no reason to put Dan of all ninjas in this war besides the author needing to use fanservice as a plot device
>>289980393All she did to Sasuke was attack him while he could barely keep Susano'o up. He didn't even try to fight back, because he couldn't. Non-exhausted Sasuke just wastes her with Chidori or Amaterasu.
>>289976779sasuke? an hero of the shinobi world.
>>289976549Random speedreader question... but can someone explain the difference between the diamond mark and the mark Tsunade had in this fight? why did she run out of chakra?
>>289980425She did have enough offensive power to damage his susan at least.
>>289976680Why didn’t he do that in the first place? Was he afraid kabuto would seal him?? So strange
>>289980457>She did have enough offensive power to damage his susan at least.Only the lowest, stage 1 ribcage. When he got a chakra refill, he immediately went to stage 2 and busted out of the room.
>>289977005without the lipstick she looks funny.>>289977022how convenient. thanks op.
>>289976962>Naruto....I have decided to return to Konoha
>>289977051Madara was literally still alive when Orochimaru has learned about the Edo Tensei.
>>289976988We will find out after the storytime when we do all of Boruto (before doing Naruto again)
>>289980697Samurai 8 is first.
>>289977051Well, if anyone in history would be obsessed enough with finding a way to break free of Tobirama's control after their death to figure it out...
This is probably an extreme nitpick, but does anyone find it kind of weird how everyone in this story says they do shit to protect their village, and not their country? Like, Konoha is supposed to be military city of the Land of Fire, right? So shouldn't Itachi say that the shit he did was for the Land of Fire as a whole, and not just for his village? It's just a little weird. It's like saying that soldiers go to war to protect their city specifically rather than to protect their country.
>>289980771Konoha may as well be the land of fire as a whole, nobody knows or cares about the other villages within that land.
>>289980720Right, how could I forget? See you in 2031, brother.
>>289980771Kishimoto had long forgotten that plot element.
>>289980697And whose gonna do that redump exactly?
>>289980771comparing them to normal soldiers dont make any sense, they're ninja raised in ninja villages. if anything they're more similar to monks and warrior monks, which were also unsurprisingly loyal to their temple rather than the daimyos and possibly the emperor too.
>>289980986Will of Fire
>>289980771You expect world building in my uchiha wank manga?
>>289980697>>289980720Pathetic >>289980986The same OP as now. He has no life outside Naruto threads. He somehow believes he's better than the Sasukefag though.
News on the live action? Are they done finding the cast yet?
>>289981133Not true. He also likes to obsess over his jeet.
>>289980720Wasn't Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth also on the cards?
>>289976680OK but seriously who THE FUCK can beat Madara Uchiha after this? And I'm not even talking about Uchiha Madara revived by the rinne rebirth... Nor am I talking about six paths rikkidou madara uchiha with 3 sharinnegans...
>>289981133OP said he wasn't going to do it.
>>289981133The restart was joke from your side of the branch, stop with the revisionism.
>>289981235And yet, here we are
>>289981204Grown ass man making these posts.
>>289981276...at the regular dump? What does that prove?
>>289981297And?
>>289976525>self-humiliation thought dialogueSo what fetish does this cater to, after establishing a few days ago the defeated female turn on
Next chapter when? This thread is horrible
>>289981330Tomorrow
>he really intends to spend years making Naruto threads on thia dying boardI really hope you aren't just fucking around about restarting.
>>289981330Later today if the thead continues being shit like this. I might post just to see OP have another breakdown. It was pretty funny last week.
This thread is pretty nice
>>289981402I agree. I always feel good when i see how sad you posters are.
>>289981204I've only watched the anime version. Is the manga Rock Lee spinoff any good?
Ok, let me try to save the threadHow come the edo zombies were immune to the infinite tsukuyomi?
He's still whining about a daily he can simply not post in.
>>289980440The diamond mark is an indication of her extra stored chakra using some special jutsu (that she only also successfully taught Sakura). It is supposed to be built up over days and weeks and months of excess reserve that they put in, and the diamond mark shows that they have it. It's supposed to be a huge reserve, on top of being a Senju.The body lines and the reverse diamonds shows that reserve being used.
>>289981446>How come the edo zombies were immune to the infinite tsukuyomi?Targeting all living creatures failed to target the undead. Considering that their undead status is ignored for pretty much everything else, though, it's a strange loophole.
>>289981442Haven't read or watched it, that's why I thought it'd be fun to get to read it with anons
>>289981446Because Kishi wanted Naruto to say goodbye to his dad.
He's still whining about staying to 1 chapter a day. The meltdown is going to be hilarious, i can already tell.
>>289981442>Is the manga Rock Lee spinoff any good?The anime is funnier and added more jokes like Neji's cross-dressing getting played up a lot.
>>289981377Your failed general is not coming back no matter how much you try to hijack this daily and force it to end faster. You burned evert bridge on that. It's not happening.
>>289979662Yes but Minato has the cool fight and supposedly unique skills.
>>289981471and she didn't use it during the Pain arc because she spent chakra on healing people with slugs? thanks for the answer
>>289976457>even fucking madara is wanking itachi despite not knowing him
>>289981511It's called a daily chapter thread. You're the only one who wants it to be multiple chapters because you want to burn through in a month so you can dedicate your resources to artistically boosting your low-quality Naruto threads with fake poste and feign success.
>>289981446I don't know if talking about more of Kishi's shit writing is saving the thread
>>289981534>>289981599Ah sweet. It's like a pregame meltie.
>>289981599>artisticallyAutocorrect being a bitch. It's "artificially".
>>289981563During Pain's Assault, she had anbus protecting her while she had to sit still for the AoE/slug on village.Hundred Seal is a self-regen buff while retaining fighting ability.
>>289981506c-crazy Tay!
Why can't you people be normal?
>>289981534>>289981599>>289981631Yeah. I don't care about the general you keep bringing up, but since you're all worked up, why don't you actually tell us why you're so dead set on the 1 chapter a day thing. >>289981628Kek
>>289981663>peopleIt's a single person who has some blood fued against the daily.
>>289981712Says the schizo who constantly brings up a dead general. You're just as bad.
>>289976680would it have been better if madara just disappeared here and never returned or if he returned after tobi gets defeated instead of the kaguya thing?both are equally funny>overly busted character finally shows up, it's seemingly invincible>just fucking disappears>remains the strongest character for the rest of the series>leaves the mystery of just how powerful hashirama really wasor>madara disappears>story plays out the same>black zetsu betrays tobi and makes him cast rinne edo tensei again>madara is back as the final bossthen again, how was madara supposed to return, anyway? the rinne tensei requires madara's body to exist for his soul to return, no? did madara think this through? was he expecting to return as a decrepit old man?
>>289981683Again, it's a daily chapter thread, not a daily double chapters thread or daily volume thread (we all know how that one went lol).
