They said I can do anything I put my mind to, so I made a Mocha thread without waiting 24 standard mofuhours.
>>290041807Why is Mocha so shit? She ruined the whole bunnisode!
Playing gochicards with Mocha-san
sxarp
Here take this.
Aoyama's Blue Mountains!
>>290042079Cocoa will never be a real onee-chan. She has no experience, she has no imoutos, she has no confidence. She's an imouto twisted by delusions and roleplay into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.All the "validation" she gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind her back people mock her. Her parents think it's cute, but they are also ashamed that their teenage daughter is acting like that, her "friends" laugh at her childish appearance behind closed doors.Imoutos are utterly creeped out by her. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed imoutos to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Everyone thinks her relationship with Chino is uncanny and unnatural.Her childish personality is a dead giveaway. And even if she managed to entice an imouto with freshly baked bread, she'll turn tail the second she realizes Cocoa is an unreliable imouto, just like her.She will never be happy. She wrenches out a fake smile every single morning, and tells herself it's going to be OK, but deep inside she feels the depression creeping in like a weed, ready to crush her under the unbearable weight.Eventually it will be too much to bear - she'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around her neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Her parents will find her, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury her with a headstone with the epitaph "Cocoa, beloved daughter, friend, and imouto", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know and imouto is buried there. Her body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of her legacy are the memories of an innocent and playful imouto.This is her fate. This is what she chooses. There's no turning back.
>>290043777Sexual harass me, blue mountains!
>>290043805This is a very evil post.
>>290044644Truly these people are worse than breasts
Missed my gochiggers.
What is a walking corpse doing in my gochithread?
The Hanako thread died again...
>>290045705Hanako unfortunately has strange posters who repel others. It was inevitable that a thread with her in the OP would die an early death. Faster than even Syaro-chan after her liver failure....
>>290041807Her boyfriend must be a great guy.
>>290041807Ignore and hide troll postsSimply shant reply to trolls
>>290045864But she's a good girl she doesn't deserve that and I wanted to see that OC completed...
>>290045914And report them as well
What is a KT doing in my gochithread?
imagine hugging chino
She is so small and petite, it would be the perfect hug.>>290045966And? Hanako IS a good girl and I adore her lots, but that if her thread gets weird, I will simply not post in it.
S2 is irredeemably bad.
>>290045966I need to correct this brat
>>290046233They can't redeem it without remaking it, and it came out like 11 years ago
>>290045705Good.
>>290046233No you.
>>290046233weak bait
would you do it
gochiusa needs an eight (8) year old character
>>290047093I can agree with that, maybe even more than just one.
Gochiusa needs a multi-episode mini-season for Maya and Maya adventures
>>290047194Maya's slutty mayo adventures.https://n.uguu.se/vnCTgALx.jpg
>>290045969cheen so smug
>>290047093Gochiusa doesn't need any more characters.
>>290047560Personally I'd let Hanako join the gochis.
yura hate
>>290047263Does Maya even know what that is?
>>290047263virooos
>>290047730click on the virus or she shoots
maya stinks
>>290045969Smug wife happy life
>>290047785of what?
>>290045705I should draw some gochiporn during the downtime. Any requests?
>>290047812Uhmm something something maya's mayo adventures
>>290047849very well, I'll report back later
>>290047263ai slop
>>290048058nope, that is some genuine mayo
>>290047808rotten eggs
>>290048121>>290048137>>290048152Upgraded Chinos!>a chino that calls Cocoa onee-chanGood girl.
glu glu glu
>>290048121Chino if she had a good personality.
Burning down Sxarp's house!
>>290049133The fire rises
just took a fat gochishit
Cocoa going to prison on arson charges!
>>290050661Cocowa sparked a fire in my heart
My hotwife Sxarp is so cute
>>290050776Anon lost heart
sxarpo fuwa fuwa
>>290052817sxarp dumba dumba
Love gochiusa. Love Chino-chan. Love the real pals. Hate the current schizo cancer.
what happens when you sniff chino
>>290054078you smell semen
>>290054109
>>290048121She looks like a vampire.
HotSharp so cute and Wifey
>>290054509I love my tube
Why did you shiteaters not post this yet?
Feeding my cute starving Sxarowa
>>290055137Cute new MityaScarp!>Why did you shiteatersRude!>not post this yet?Probably because not that many people use Twitter here.
>>290055269It was on pixiv too. And bluesky.
>>290055490
>>290056407DELETE
>>290056475It's Sxarp after her surgery.
>>290055137Nobody here cares about you, mitya. Just go back to twitter.
>>290056679Thumbnail looks better than the actual pic
>>290056656I care about Mitya.>implying he posts hereThat sure would be nice.
>>290056828>I care about Mitya.Me too.
>>290056656Leave nowAnd never come back
May I ask what's wrong with Mitya?
>>290057837Some people unironically get cute aggression when looking at his art.
>>290056828I see mitya pics all over this board, he 100% posts here.>inb4 it's all you
>>290057993I see he's also particular. I don't see and Yurus. Only Gochis and a very small handful of others.
>>290057993>cute aggressionThis meme is getting old
>>290058392We're all mitya here.
>>290058466>he thinks it's a memeIt's a scientific term for a real psychological phenomenon.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression
>>290058740>without desire to cause any harmThat's different from people who simply get mad and violent at cute things.
>>290047849WIP >>>/b/952476453
>>290058740So this is why I want to squeeze Chino to hug her. It's even worse with Furutani Kaede. She's so adorable, it hurts.
>>290058822That wording in the article is definitely an inaccurate generalization, I agree. I know at least one person who gets really angry when looking at something cute, and not in a playful way, more like in a violent and murderous way.
>>290059006The latter is how "cute aggression" tends to be used on /a/.
>>290059174Hence why I called it a meme. Idiots using a new term they found without understanding it
>>290059264How else are you supposed to call it?
>>290059354Psychopathy.
>>290059354Nothing because it's a shitposting term. I don't understand how you can call mitya's art cute. Namori's art is cute.
>>290059264So cute aggression means you have murderous intent?
>>290059264I suppose you just have to accept it, like "autism".
>>290059476Cute aggression means cute beings attack you in the night.
>>290059432Because it is cute. Obviously it isn't the same as Namori's and Ume-tenteis art, but there's a league of differences when one makes fanart vs the genuine article.
>>290059552Is that why Sxarp is scared of rabbits? Does she have inverse cute aggression?
Computing the inverse of sxarp.
I am once again alive after remembering the stream is returning
It's certifiably cocover.
>>290059552>Cute aggression means cute beings attack you in the night.Maya coming to bully me at night!With her secret Shao-lin pajama attack
I remembered Cocoa and now I'm happy.
I remembered Cocoa creampies
Does chino know?
yes. we even do it every night
>>290063819I can't believe cocoa got addicted to drinking mouthwash
>>290067470IT?!
>>290067613Information Technology
>>290067658Chino is a skilled IT consultant
>>290067613INTER NETTO
what if cocoa drank cocoa
>>290068609
>>290067658Clever girl. >>290068145Cute dunce.
>>290055490>bluesky
>>290070140for me, it's periwinklesky
>>290068657I don't know what that meanswe don't watch western slop here
>>290053018Twin erotic.>>290055137Cute Mityer.
>>290067613
>>290062624I should stop being lazy and update the channel
Fun outdoor activities with Sxarp!
>>290070889Get those smelly feet out of my face and take off your panties, slut
She is here.
>>290058931Amazon Maya, nice.
Where did all my gochifriends go
All my gochipals have died, and I am next.
>>290055490>troonsky
>>290072451Even if it triggers you harder than xitter for some reason, many japanese artists use it and it's much easier to scrape than xitter.
>>290071991I am alive, I think.
pranking chino
>>290073710Rabbit poop in chino's hair.
>>290073710chino-chan getting megged hard
>>290073710I can't believe they stole sxarps boyfriend
>>290073710I remember seeing this while searching for pictures of sxarp because she's technically there in the top left corner
>>290073903that could be any blonde wagie though really
>>290071991Raping Sxarp while her body is still warm!
New gochimandate was just issued. All pals must live!
>>290073939Could be a twin even.
Chino... doing whatever this is with Cocoa.
>>290075006I ride Cocoa every night too
>>290075006chino got fat...
>>290075332Fuck you
dead generalwhat do people even post here for?
>>290075789It's a chatroom for aging ojiisans.
>>290075789We're not alive but we are ok.
>>290075789Old habbits die hard.
>>290075861Aging ojisans use irc
>>290075789/goch/ hits bump limit multiple times a week though
>>290076082It makes me happy.
>>290076082I like seeing chino-likes
>>290076082mofumofu guehehe
>>290076043Tippy avin a sippy!
>>290076082Poor KT...
Everyone forgot about Fuyu.
>>290077210Fuyu is the only new character I like.
>>290077210the blessing
>>290073710I remember this puzzle
>>290077506>>290077665Why do you hate the konekos...
>>290077779Not hate, I just don't really care about them.
For me it's Jinja Ero.
>>290077779Twins are okay.
>>290077890Maybe you're not a koneko person but you're more of a koinu person.
>>290077779Don't hate them, just don't like em.
>>290078076I'm a cocoa person.
>>290077779twins and twiggers should all hang
>>290078199Imagine receiving Cocoa's secret service...
>>290078248..hang together, yes.
>>290078296hang out together*
>>290078199>secret serviceWhat the fuck did she mean by that?
>>290078320..with the meggers.
>>290078277They sometimes open cafes with gochi items. They should introduce the secret service into those.
>>290078296Fleurdian slip or whatever it's called.
>>290078321It's up to your imagination.
Taste testing my wife's pee.
>>290078375Yes. Hang them all out in public so their crimes against gochimanity will be known.Do THAT anon too while we're at it.
>>290078491Which gochibooze should I buy for this weekend?
>>290078649Any age statement whisky at 12 years or over will do.
>>290078633Megging is a human right! This is unconstitutional!
>>290078491Strange blend
>>290078666>12 years whiskyI will trust you on this one, satan.I am also clicking "subscribe" on your gochiboozing gochiblog just letting you know.
>>290078757I wouldn't do it unless you have some basic appreciation for whisky.But it's a fact that almost all of the older whisky is good quality while it's liver roulette for the cheaper ones.
>>290078666I like 12 year olds too.
>>290078837I had whisky before but I am not an expert.>liver roulettelol
Buying a new liver is fairly expensive, you know...
Playing liver roulette with Sxarp!
Playing roulette with Sxarp's liver!
>>290079429buying this scrap a steaky for dinner
>>290079429Making Sxarp play Russian roulette.
>>290079625AI?
>>290079677Retard.
>>290079677Very obviously not.
>>290079543I'll play with her and bring an extra bullet (we play until the revolver is empty)
>>290079836You must not die, anon.
>>290079861But death sounds so peaceful... does it not?
>>290079836You wouldn't shoot Sxarp and Sxarp wouldn't shoot you...
>>290079543This but with quantum suicide ruleset.
>>290079953The players are supposed to shoot themselves though...
You guys are too careless with your lives.
>>290080483Clearly not enough since they're all still here
>>290080551>they're all still hereYou can't know how many have already left us.
>>290080613Feels weird to be a survivor of this fucking shit world.
>>290080049Not necessarily.
>>290079429Playing pregnancy roulette with Sxarp's womb!
>wouldn't be able to distinguish the 4 in a blind tasteI suck at tasting...
>>290075789not a general
>>290081184Maybe they actually all taste the same.
>>290081054Yeah with me
>>290081516We can share her
>>290081559The winner is the one who makes her preggers
>>290081622It will be me.
>>290081650Nuh uh
>>290081650I blame you for this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>290081910Why is she panicking this time?
>>290081993Sxarp can't stop thinking about me and it's interfering with her work (she loves me very much)
>>290081993She forgot the birth control
>>290082093Who should we blame for this?
>>290082135by me
I want to destroy everything.
>>290082157Even Sxarp house?(also she would never say that)
>>290082238Sxarp taking her breakfast to the table (it's water and garden plants)
>>290082268A cup of blood in the morning truly is delicious.
>>290082362>trulyIt says 'really' right there.
>>290082396Same fucking shit.
Uh oh, sxarp is feeling a bit naughty
posting and having fun with the pals... there really is nothing better in life
Enjoying the pointless near end of your life with the pals.
>>290082664What do you mean...
>>290082717I can feel it.
>>290082362>A cup of bloodYou reminded me of this dumb song.https://youtube.com/watch?v=uh5lkH4N7_0>a cup of blackened blood
chino is cute if you think about it
>>290079953I really like that image. Syaro-chan looks so cool dressed like that.
nyuu
>>290083099Goth loli is the best.
>>290083099>SyaroWho?
>>290083099I kinda dislike the art and clothes, but I think a little red riding hood cosplay would look good on her.
>>290083188
>>290083145Goth in general is great and she pulls it really well.>>290083152The name in the filename.>>290083188This works well too. Alice should also suit her well.
>>290083188>>290083229>red riding hood>aliceBoth are canon Sxarp outfits.I have also have a poster of Sxarp as Alice.
>>290083216>>290083289Seems everything looks good on her. She's the perfect gochi.
>>290083289Oh damn. I have to rewatch it. She's super cute.
>>290083462Just a chino. I'd do the same.
>>290083462FUCK YOU!
>>290083462Who ordered this?
>>290083532I ordered a cup of chino. This is how they make the chinojuice.
>>290083462Delet this
>>290077210She is very sexy
>>290083687Only when her head isn't the size of the moon. Why are fuyu artists like this?
>>290083572It's paste.
>>290083748It gets squished a few more times until it becomes a liquid.
>>290083152Shwaro my chte6 wife
lemon sex
>>290083462DELET DIS
>>290084118Sexy tube
>>290084118Lemon squeezy !Shwaroo lemon juicys [for me]
Why does scharp wear clothes?
>>290084614She's not a hussy
Despair.
>>290084767None of the gochis are h*ssies
>>290085532cocoa is
>>290084767She should be.
Im anime only who stopped around S3. Did they ever explain the grandpa and the rabbit thing? Was it like soul transfer/reincarnation?
>>290085532Very true.
>>290086030He was always a rabbit, his human form was the curse that Cocoa liberated him from.
>>290087573Cocoa is such a good girl!
>>290087851Cocoa is a bad girl
pink mayo
suta purachina za warudo
>>290088514She's a good witch
>>290083462me mating pressing my wife
>>290090005
chu
>>290088514A cute bad girl.
>>290083687Rude, her head is only moderately large.
>>290090840Meant for >>290083734.
Fuyu is a good girl because she calls Cocoa her onee-chan
for me, it's the twins
>>290091054my twigga
>>290091262Unnerving.
Sxarp is a good bitch
>>290087851/,thread
>>290091830>>290092100cute witch
>>290092385I'd eat the burnt breakfast.
>>290092702I'd throw it in the trash and start eating out Cocoa's
>>290078016 gochipals...
>>290092945U149 and especially Kunoichi are worse, because they never take a break.
>>290092945I love little girls they make me feel so good!
>>290092945>zero discussionThat's literally false, we have lots of important gochi discussions every day, many of which require a particularly high intellect to participate in. He's just jealous he's not smart enough to join us. Many such cases!
>>290092969You just reminded me I had started watching U149 but forgot about it after the second episode.
>>290093065Many have said this and will continue to say this
>>290093065Discuss Sxarp.
>>290093709Sxarp? Yeah, she's my cute wife. She's poor and flat, nobody can compete with her in those aspects. Her skin is smooth, her fluids delicate. Truly an incredible being. We have a lot of fun together, both day and night. I love Sxarp.
>>290094058>her fluids delicate
>>290094148Yes. Such as saliva, urine, and stomach acid.
>>290094336Delicious Sxarp slop.
Go away disgusting gochishitters.
Post Rize's log too.>>290094458You're supposed to gochishit in the gochishitter that's the whole point.
>>290094497RIZE NEVER SAID THIS
mmmmh
>>290093709She keeps stealing my seed
>>290094791Small kinpatsu shoujos tend to do that kind of stuff, it's not their fault it's their nature.
>>290078491Apparently talking about gochi piss and shit is more on topic than gochi booze.
>>290094754>badmouthing other threads = contribution>badmouthing /gochi/ = no contributionThese don't quite fit.
>>290094850Maybe we should start speaking in code, like whisky from on is Sxarp juice.
>>290094918I love sxarp juice.
>>290094935Anyway look at the bright side, even if you can't tell the difference between the four different kind of sxarp juices, you now how the same as 4 times the amount of sxarp juice to drink!
I don't know about any of you fags, but I like gochiusa.
>>290095009Post it.
>>290095039I posted (not) it.
>>290094754You should not even mention it.
>>290095009Wow it's really really rare to find another Gochiusa fan what are you doing here?
>>290095086He mentions it because he wants people to look there.
chimame riding a banana
Taking a nap with Sxarp (in her bed)
>>290095476What is this imagery supposed to evoke?
>>290095477imagine the smell
>>290095551It would be so overwhelming, I would die of joy
>>290095551Her house is full of holes so it's impossible for it to smell.
>>290095847Must be cold in winter.
>>290095847FUCK YOU
>>290095847>Her house is full of holesSxarp house is often used by the Tedeza family as a target for testing new anti-materiel rifles.
sniffing smelly scrap
>>290096967the temperature is over 36C I understand her pain
>>290096967>hot limit>hotHow's cocoa related to this incident? Seems like sxarp can't stop thinking about her.
>>290094336That doesn't look very appetizing.
>>290097740Why not? There's literally an image of Sxarp attached to the spoon so it must taste good.
>>290094482Canned gochibread? I don't think hoto bakery would approve this.
>>290094482This is so sad.
>>290094482Would.
>>290097740Is this better?
>>290098294it's glowing
>>290098341This is what happens when you put radioactive shit in your coffee and you drink it every day
>>290098574Poor chino had ton be sold to a brothel.
>>290098667She's going to get used to it
drippy
Why can’t you pals just be nice pals?
>>290099183We're not pals
>>290099281Why is chino so FUCKING rude?
mogu mogu
>>290098294Dear god, is that fluorescing?
post The Big Cheen
>>290099281I’ll be the judge of that best pal.
Somebody here had better post The Big Cheen… or else
>>290100471Or else what? You won't do gochishit.
>>290100530
>>290100592I think if Cocowa tried to beat me up it would her cute little punches would be extremely soft and cute and the things would be indistinguishable from mofu mofu, so bring it on!
On which order would you rape the gochis, and which gochis would you make watch?
>>290100658Stop! You’ll die from excessive mofuness! Your body can’t handle it!
>>290100667Twins first, the other can watch.
>>290098294but that's fake and the sxarp slop was real
>>290101043
>>290101135Sure is nice of them to let cocoa have a birthday cake in prison!
!
>>290101135The twins don't have any rights, they are Cocoa's property so she did nothing wrong.
What happened here?
>>290101344What did tippy see...
The twins are literally Cocoa's cats if you think about it.
>>290103599Chino got NTRd...
>>290103756Cocoa is for Sxarp alone. The twins are using the power of money to sway Cocoa but it won't work.
>>290103907Sxarp should become a koneko too.
>>290104021>tooNo you don't understand, Sxarp is her one and only koneko.
>>290070983feels about right for an adventure themed piece >>>/b/952551194
>>290104093Sxarp is my koneko.
>>290104095Doesn't seem good for her private parts
>>290103599>>290104021>>290104247A cat is fine too.
I had a dream about playing a game with the gochis where I would try to identify them just by the skin color on their arms. I got Sxarp, Cocoa and Chino right but mixed up Rize and Chiya. We then came to the conclusion that Sxarp was the whitest and Cocoa the brownest. Cocoa became a little upset and started pouting, it was pretty cute. The end result was: Sxarp > Chino > Rize > Chiya > Cocoa
>>290105240My brown wife Cocowa.
>>290105337Bread is brown after all. Cocoa is so smart
>>290098039Cocoawa my beloved /g/ochi wife
>>290098039Cocoa should drop all that useless UNIX stuff and start learning about S-expressions (Sxarp expressions)
It's so fucking over.
>>290106349It is what it is.
>>290106349Wrong.
chino-chan cute
>>290106010>took hours to boot
>>290106349It's actually over this time
>>290107817Nyo, it's not over. Everything will be daijoubu.
>>290108012>diejoubuAnyway, full VN stream when?
>>290108088I don't know but probably after the Aria stream in just 2 days!
>>290108210Everyone must have forgot...
>>290108012Who is Sharo?
>>290108415It's a mistranslation of "Syaro".
>>290104247
>>290108415We will never know.
>>290108415A special kind of potted meat product, comes in a can, available only in Colmar, Japan, a Republic of Gochiuzbekistan. It's meh.
