Chapter 47: Zant the Usurper King
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>>290245508>Bitch you live like this?
>>290245508>Pathetic
>>290245565>>290245579Hug her, bitch-ass. Come on you've done it how many times already?
>>290245742That one adviser looks like Yeta.
>>290245687giwtwm
>>290245687I think he just wanted a cute mesugaki to bully himYou could have avoided all of this
>>290245537>>290245547same desu
>>290245729ExCUSE ME? BRO. BRUH.
>>290245729Midna............
>>290245853>Remembering that harmless but embarassing goof you did 20 years ago
>>290245783BASED LOYALPEOPLE
>>290245687>ywn be bullied by kid midnajdimsa
>>290245729they had to know...
>>290245687Imagine the entire story but it’s Midna turned into a child
>>290245924>My name is Zelda Twilight Princess. You killed my father, prepare to die.
>>290245967>I am the King of Twilight!>Well, I didn't vote for you
https://youtu.be/6Os2FauUZBs
>>290246085Hey! You're not getting that move until the next game!
>>290245537>>290245547me too brobut in imp form
>>290245537The Egg of the Perfect World sure is different in this version of Berserk.
>>290245678Why does her dad look like a normal guy and Zant is a fucking monster?
>>290246132>No, Zant. You are the demons
>>290245879It was 20 years ago
>>290246108>This can't be! I'm in control here!
>>290246029>defeated by NTR
>>290245687Ah, so that's how he got mindbroken. Being teased by a loli.
>>290246230Is this a fight or an album cover?
>>290245729Midna wants - no - NEEDS the knot.
>>290246203How dare you
>>290245783Get fucked Zant. The people know who their real leader is.
>>290245810Fi is getting juiced up.
>>290246299cute penguin
>>290245870>I will calmly await him on my throne>visibly sweating>>290245879He's just like me...
>>290246324Oh right. The fucked up part.
>>290246200>Pulls a giant knifeIt's over
>>290246003>Midna in that second panelDamn, that's one strong look of contempt.
>>290246271Oh hey I remember that boss in DMC2
>>290246029ENTER THE EIGHTH APOSTLEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fp3r5HodpTE
>>290246387>bullshit Fate powers ACTIVATE
>>290246461You didn't have to go that far...
>>290246106Fi can do whatever she wants.
>>290246461>You're just a...tiny KEK!
>>290246474SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
>>290246132Pot meet kettle, Zant.
>>290246177>Master Sword begins shaking uncontrollably with bloodlust
>>290246253Yes.
>>290246299Cutie.
>>290246552Bros...
>>290246324Poor guy.
>>290246387>I SMELL DEMONS APPROXIMATELY FIVE FEET TO YOUR LEFT
>>290246461>You're just a tiny cuck!Woah, you can't say that Link.
>>290246530DESERVED
>>290246552I almost feel bad for him...
>>290246612>LINK STOP THIS SAPPY BULLSHIT AND STAB HIM. THIS IS BORING
one good reason why i cant have sex with Midna?
>>290246699>Satan would NEVER trick me
>>290246661GRIFFITH
>>290246721Zant... Give it a rest...
>>290246721Because you're ugly and a cunt, Zant.
Done. Zant was just a funny little guy.What was your harshest rejection?See you tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev4TJQ6BZAY
>>290246710this dude is a soiface machine
>>290246790Thanks OP.>What was your harshest rejection?I don't wanna talk about it.
>>290246790Thank you, OP.>What was your harshest rejection?I don't recall...
>>290246160He got to lay pipe in Midna's mom whereas Zant is tfwnogf
>>290246687>basedZant
>>290246726>>290246732freaking popped the cunt
>>290246732>Gee! How terrible!
>>290245678I just want to know, do the Twili have pointy heads or do they just like pointy headgear?
>>290246790Thanks, OP.Once I offered a date to a girl I really liked but I was so boring afterwards she asked if I was kidding about dating.
>>290246530give 'em the old one-two
>>290246721She ain't real
>>290246790I told a girl I knew for years I liked her and she never spoke to me again.I wasn't fat or ugly. Just awkward
>>290245909Midna ass.
>>290245966That's kind of what the imp form isbratty mesugaki
>>290246160lack of imp pussy
>>290245687bratty lolina is too powerful to be in any game
>>290245579Kiss her you fool.
>>290245678Why is he the only one who looks like a freak?
>>290246790Thanks OP. I remember liking this fight a lot in the game. It's a great balance of goofy and deranged.
>>290232090Y'know, you don't see a lot of True form Midna/Wolf Link stuff out there, do you?
>>290246661sigma looking motherfucker
>>290246732MIdna's "I just saw a penis" pose.
>>290246721You could never please her, not even in imp form.
>>290246790Thanks OP >What was your harshest rejection?Never tried to get with a girl
>>290245687>Zant driven on the edge by bratty loli teasingWow she wasn't kidding, the events of TP really were Midna's fault.
>>290245729Deepest darkest fantasies...>>290246349Kek>>290246003I'm not saying I agree with Zant here, but I am saying I UNDERSTAND where he's coming from...
>>290245687What loli bullying does to a man.
>>290246790>harshest rejection"UHH sorry but um, no"still stuck with me. being awkward is a curse. also girls hate cold-calls.
>>290248774imagine if she stepped on him, mushing her toes into his face while mocking him
>>290246530Link swinging the Master Fist HOLY SHIT!>>290246721You aren't a blonde twink wolfboy blessed with the Power of the Gods by Fate, sorry. >>290246790Thanks.>What was your harshest rejection?I don't wanna think about it.
Loli Midna > adult Midna > imp Midna
Loli Midna < adult Midna < imp Midna
Loli Midna > adult Midna < imp Midna
scantily clothed midna > naked midna
where's my nigga mo?
>>290249966Yeah where is nigga mo
>>290246003I get it, man
>>290246519
>>290246726Rest in piss
>>290245579[X] Comfort the Imp
>>290245687So this all happened as an elaborate form of brat correction?
>>290252405look at that bare legyou know she was asking for it
>>290246790Thanks op
>>290249966Molagnies
Chapter theme: https://youtu.be/Mswys8eO5Dk>>290245537Most disappointing face reveal ever.Also, I don't recall him being into Midna, but maybe it's just been way too long since I played the game.>>290245687So it all WAS her fault, after all.>>290246043Switch to: https://youtu.be/6Os2FauUZBs>>290246324That is fucked up.>>290246519You have a point, Link. But remember, the hero of time alluded to your people being safe in the Twilight Realm, so your suffering might in fact not be greater than his.
>>290254896The closest it gets in game is right before he nearly kills her with Lanayru when he's trying to convince her to swap sides I think. But I also haven't played TP in a while.
>>290246530The Legend of Zelda: Masters of Teräs Käsi?>>290246661>you can't understand the true form of Giygas' attack>>290246726Damn>>290246790Thanks for posting, OP.>What was your harshest rejection?Not even that other anon, but
>>290245729"it's been a while since I rode on you".kek nice
>>290245687Maybe mesugaki midna is her best form
>>290246108How wet was Midna here?After telling her beta orbiter to fuck off and having her new extremely strong bf, who's a legendary hero, completely humiliate the afore mentioned orbiter?
>>290246721You're not a dog
>>290246790>What was your harshest rejection?Cannot be rejected if you don't try...
>>290248471>>290255474But that's the thing. If you don't try, you are rejecting yourself.You're not giving yourself a chance, you're denying yourself opportunities, you get rejected by youself.That truly is the harshest rejection right there.
>>290255532Nice try.I never tried because, honest to god, I've never met a girl I could see myself with for a long time.Not to brag, but I did reject girls (twice) who proposed to me because I couldn't see myself in a relationship with them.Inb4 gay / asexual, I'm not.Maybe I'm just a loner by nature or unable to grow close to people, i don't know.I do know I'm abnormal though...otherwise I wouldn't be here I suppose
>>290255588>I've never met a girl I could see myself with for a long timeYes, that's because of your inferiority complex and I'm only taking the piss with that one.If it's as you say and I take your word for it, that's different, sure. But otherwise, not trying is the worst thing you can do.
>>290255738>not trying is the worst thing you can do.I agree, that goes for anything not just girls.
>>290255532In my case I've never been interested in romance
>I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA SOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE IMP WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER IMP BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK MIDNA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER IMP PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE MIDNA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK MIDNA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT MIDA HELP ME FUCK MIDNA SO HORNY FOR IMP ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING WOLF LINK AND FEELING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING AGAINST YOUR BACK I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA Is this really the kind of motivation an antagonist should have?
>>290256610It's very relateable
