8 days left until the movie, are you ready for more Homura?
>>290284212Madoka should be "ready" for ME!
>>290284411Shut up, Homura.
>it's yoursWhat do you do?
>>290284581That's great news! I'll be right back, just getting milk.
>>290284411Homura, please.
>>290284581Be right back, just going out to get a pack of fags.
>>290284411Why?
>>290284483>>290284739Go ERP somewhere else nigger
>>290284523When did he say he was a yurifag
Imagine being stalked by a magical girl.
>>290284212>To this day Devil Homura still has absolutely ZERO doujins scannedWhat the fuck is this bullshit
>>290284581Beat her until it dies and then impregnate her again
>>290284581Fake my death.
Homu pussIn my faceNow
>>290284581Disappear and wear a Mac Tonight mask at all times so she doesn't recognise me if she finds me.
>>290285424>Thinks he can escape marrying a magical girl by wearing a tuxedo and a mask Anon…
>>290285506I don't know if Sailor Moon logic works with megucas.
>>290284212I wonder if there’s any meguca that would be ok with using other girls as sex toys or even bringing them to her man.It’s not that uncommon among straight women
>>290285662Of course it does All elemental magical girls work like the sailor senshi
Damn create a thread just to turn it into samefagging trolling contest with himself, sad.
>>290285325You are a retard there's quite a few doujins scanned where she futa fucks or is fucked by Godoka, or even few yuri ones.
>>290285766Huh?
>>290285792I’m obviously referring to normal doujins not gay shit
I don't care for yuri but I hope there's some lesbian kissing in the new movie just because this faggot won't shut up about yuri.I don't want to see this shit but every fucking thread is nothing but him talking about it, I wouldn't even like it but if it gets the guy to fuck off already than please let it happen. Just the fuck up about yuri, please.
>>290284581I fake my death and resurface months later in a different continent under a new identity with a new name and a mask.
>>290285902Shaky post.I wish what you’re saying about you leaving was true though.
>>290285918didn't you just say you were leaving
>>290285959Just shut the fuckPleaseIt's every fucking thread and you are the only one who wants to talk about this shit. Can you go 5 fucking minutes without mentioning it?
>>290285998But you're the one bringing it up every single time
>>290286034Why don't you just go to the yuri threads since that is all you want to talk about? No one here wants to talk about yuri but you
>>290286072See >>290286034
Homura loves Madoka as a friend and God and girlfriend
You really can't let us have one good fucking thread, huh?I fucking hate Steins;gate
>>290286155Your spoiler makes no sense because Homura is a girl. Saying she has a "girlfriend" is redundant. Just say friend, retard.
>>290285506I think the Mac Tonight mask will throw Homura off.
>>290286180The fact that he spam replied to the first post like this makes it even funnier because it shows he was here from the start, most likely mass refreshing the catalog looking for Madoka threads to shit upHe still didn't find the other one
>>290286201>Is that bait>I must... take itWhy do you do this every thread?
>>290286247>Schrodinger's retard technique
>taking in Kyouko into your family after she loses hers>showing her love and affection>become her everything>end up dating another girl
>>290286329I will do that with Mami
>>290286329Why do you post the same slop every thread
>>290286377Half of this thread is just schizoid regurgitation anywayI'd rather deal with 100 more posts like >>290286329 than how these threads normally are
>>290284212yes, I've been fapping to each girl's luscious legs wrapped in pantyhose every day since monday
>>290286416It's better than yurishitter mental retardation but it's still not good posting
>>290286457Define 'good posting'
>>290286457>good posting>4chanNigga, we're in the anus of the internet. I say this as an oldfag who's been here since 2004.
>>290286499On topic and original>>290286516Madoka discussion spaces are much worse on every other website compared to 4chan
>>290286539>Madoka discussion spaces are much worse on every other website compared to 4chanIt's all yurifags and shippers everywhere, yes, even here.
>>290286639Moderation protects them tooI can't wait for the new movie to send them all to r/SuicideWatch
>>290286668I got banned once for questioning them. I didn't even say anything remotely offensive.
>>290284212I hope she dies
>>290286690Same, I didn't even break any rules.
I really hate how retarded these threads are
I really love how retarded these threads are
>>290286812>>290287031I'd take retardation over homo shipping any day.
Steins;Gate fans are retarded
>>290287161>Implying homo shipping isn't retardation
Here you have the scene where Homura worships Madoka but oh wait the legs look like a vagina it looks like metaphorical sex.
>>290287220Homura only romantically loves Madoka thoughShe doesn't sexually love her
>>290287262Unfortunately for purityfags romantic love usually leads to sex
>>290287237Enjoy your shitty reboot Steins;Faggot. Oh wait you're not even going to buy it because it isn't worth the money hahahah
How would you guys think SGfag would act in his first sex.
How do you guys think Madoka would act in her first sex.
>>290287237Ironic coming from a SGfag. That whole series is rancid garbage but maybe you just can't tell the difference anymore.
>>290287220schizo>>290287262>>290287278Homura doesn't romantically love Madoka.Made me post it again award.
>>290287359Horny
>>290287349definitely would tsundere fave the whole way while I fuck him
>>290287365That's just japanese culture thing.
don't feed the sgfagdon't feed the sgfagdon't feed the sgfag
>>290287448Ai yo
I love lesbians
>>290287479>My feeling is nonromantic loveYep
>>290284581Burst uncontrollably into treats
>>290287507It's ambiguous so you can argue to no end about it
Is there a greater proof that Steins;Gate fans aren't even half as smart as they pretend they are?
>>290287531It's not ambiguous at all, it's objectively nonromantic and not something anyone else can understand not even Sayaka. Sayaka is the only romantic characterYou could say Homura doesn't have a male love interest, that is true (except in side content), but saying her feeling for Madoka isn't confirmed to not be romantic is retarded
>>290284581Fuck her again on the spot just to make sure she's really pregnant.
What is the best suicide method in case Walpurgnischt has an open ending?
>>290287639>except in side contentElaborate.
>>290287639Why would Sayaka understand Homura?
>>290284581That's impossible, I'm a wizard.
>>290287655Tomoe Mami's Mundane Everyday Life>>290287666Sayaka has felt romantic love. She would understand it if Homura's emotion was romantic love, but it's not.
>>290287639Homura loves Madoka in every way even in kid loving her mom fort da
>>290287703But she doesn't understand Homura as a person? If she did she wouldn't be bitching at Homura after AI YO
>>290287703>Sayaka has felt romantic love.Yeah for Kyouko!
>>290287703Thanks.
>>290287746But not in a romantic or sexual way.Because she doesn't swing that way.>>290287767She would understand if her motivation was romantic love.>>290287779Third world post
Why do people keep spamming about Steins;Gate when I don't see anyone mention it but people who complain about some Steins;Gate fan I never see? Is this reverse psychology or something? A time loop?
>>290287816One of the two people who shit up these threads is a Steins:Gate fag
>>290287812>She would understand>SayakaNo. Sayaka wouldn't because Sayaka, even after being given 12 years worth of memories, does not understand Homura as a person.
>>290287220Another one the hands are reaching for the top of the legs, almost as if she wants to grab her puss
I wonder if throwing tantrums about yuri every day on a basket weaving forum is a fulfilling life.
>>290287857And how do you know that? I literally don't see anyone mention Steins;Gate except people who can never shut up about how it's bad on an unrelated Madoka thread
>>290287816Literally all of the spam in the thread is being generated by a pissy Steins;Gate fag.
These threads are free entertainment
Steins;Gate troons are such lolcows
How would each meguca rape you?
>>290287816I'm pretty sure the Steins;Gate fag roped so it doesn't really matter anymore
>>290287993The archive is your friend
>>290287980
>>290288054>the Steins;Gate fag ropedIf only this website could be so lucky.
>>290288054He's still (rarely) posting.
>>290288065I don't thing a single person in the world cares more about yuri than you. In a way you are the biggest yurifag of all
>>290287901She would understand her FEELING. Stop being autistic.>>290287977>tumblr filenameFitting for someone who needs to go back.
>>290288104>He's still (rarely) posting.>rarelyYeah about that...
>>290288110I don't think I have ever started a discussion about yuri in my life.
>>290288051I don't think any meguca is capable of rape honestly.
Guys, I broke up with Homura. Am I fucked?
>>290287414>Meanwhile in China>Magical love heartfelt elf goddessHii!
>>290288110He's an actual yurifag too btwMA is the only namefag here that actually dislikes yuri.
>>290288181What about kyokofag
You were much more fun when you just waifuposted about Kyouko instead of having the same argument about yuri literally every single day for years.
>>290288104I still have hope
>>290288163Kyouko talks about raping Kyosuke on screen
>>290288181At least madoka anon is fine to just live and let live with it instead of having an autistic meltdown every thread.
>>290288253He just doesn't use his main persona when shitpostingThis https://desuarchive.org/a/search/username/Tabbender/ is him
>>290288172Yeah she's going to kill all men now
>>290288229Screenshot?
>>290288058That will just confuse him even more
Why waste all your time spamming because of Steins;Gate, that anime isn't even good.
>>290288334It's when they're talking next to his house.>Make it so he can't live without you and relies entirely on you>Or if you want I could do it for you
>>290288253If he wouldn't sperg out about it constantly no one would care about him not liking madoka yuri and Madokanon is the ultimate proof of that.I've never seen someone get pissy at him for disliking yuri even though he's apparently more hated than Kyoukonigger
>>290288370Retards worshipping that anime is exactly the reason why this board is as shit as it is now.
>>290288313You've never had any proof that Madokanon is a shitposter. Those posts are clearly Rintab's
>>290288397If you simply posted yuri fanart or whatever instead of insisting your fanart is canon nobody would care about you liking yuri either btwWhen you make an objectively wrong statement you can't complain about people calling it an objectively wrong statement
>>290288379Rape is a really farfetched reading of it, anon.
Sayaka raped me after accusing me of being dense.
>>290288462https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/tabb/username/madokanon/If you really couldn't tell by the ESL.
>>290288379Wasn't it about breaking his legs
>>290288515That tends to make the raping easier
A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act; should I go to prison for it?
>>290288513Very different posting style and Rintab is ESL too
>>290288513It reads differently. They aren't the same guy
>>290288602What the fuck did he mean by this
>>290288709>>290288802You guys are really bad at recognizing posting styles
>>290284581Take responsibility.
Punished Sayaka will punish the homudevil.
Can't wait for trans kyubey
>>290284581Move countries.
>>290288866You just have a grudge against him that's making you biased
I will punish Sayaka
>>290288777>>290288901Steins;Gate tard just has too much free time and not enough life accomplishments to do anything else. But the problem is also that it's easier to spam now than back during the ACK days. You can see the way posts are written use AI scripting in part so the spam looks more organic even though the posts themselves are still retarded.
>>290289080I want to beat the shit out of her so bad
>>290289052The only people I have a grudge against are the shitposters who shit up those threads, so I would have no reason to have one against him if he didn't do that.
>>290289140Kyouko...Homura...
Madoka raped me.
>>290289505KWAB
>>290289505It's called reverse rape when it's the woman who does it
Why did this movie take like 15 years to make?
>>290289581Redesigns are hardPrease understandaru
>>290289155>so I would have no reason to have one against him if he didn't do that.When did he ever do that though? I don't think I ever see him shitposting
>>290289581They wanted to dodge the woke eraWhich honestly is perfectly understandable
>>290284212Eight days plus six months for BD release as that's when I'll see it.
>>290289660The mid-2010s were a mistake.
>>290289652Circular reasoning fallacy
wtf is on Madoka's arm anyway
>>290289581If you want the truth, anime movie production usually takes around a year or two. It was delayed on purpose just like the Eva movies
Do you guys think this'll be the last movie or are they gonna jerk us around for another 15 years?
>>290290001Madoka is about to be walked home gently.
>>290290001Should be the last. It's the last thing Uro has written for Madoka unless it's split in parts
>>290290001>Movie goes for 120 minutes This is obviously not the end.
>>290290001Overrated Doujin but Homura being a gross pervert was nice
7 days
>>290290759Kyoko looking like she's a general or something
>>290290272>overratedPlease tell me another foot and smell focused Madoka doujin
>>290284581>these replieswtf why does /a/ hate her
>>290292312Because she's evil and gay
/pmmm/ meetup when?
>>290293091LolOne of us would be an actually cute real female, several cute guys and a few ugly goblin incels nonetheless there would quickly be gay sex orgy.
>>290292113I predicted from her redesign that she’s a noble, like a queen or princess. Maybe that’s actually what’s going on
>>290293198>One of us would be an actually cute real femaleBased off of?
>>290289752Magical bow that combines with everyone’s heart.
>>290292203bitibiti’s pseudo-book 4 opens with a nice footjob shot.
>>290293266That's just my headcanon of what a meetup would look like. I actually haven't decided which one of us is a real girl yet
>>290292678Neither of these claims are true, and that’s why you hate her because you’re both
>>290293340We all know who it is
>>290293340We are all manly men except for the witch named "Mon Amie".
>>290292968True. He should stop posting the same objectively wrong thing that get disproven by a simple screencap over and over again. This shouldn’t have to be posted so many times in response to the same person.
>>290293198I like how you imagine several of us being attractive . That's cute.
>>290292312We're tsunderes.
Meduka rabu
>there will never be another anime as epic as Madoka
>>290284212I hope is homura and plot dont make up some lizard salamander was controlling her since rebellion.
>>290296841HeyNice gif
>>290296617I missed youFinally a non cringe ritual poster
>>290296617I remember you
I also remember akuma now
I had a dream about Kaiten again. I didn't actually see it but it was out and I was spoiled that Shi was a good guy and that Madoka turns into a kid at the end.I spent most of the dream thinking about ordering Chinese food late at night before I started watching it. I woke up before I could decide
>>290288397If i'm more hated than the other so they actually care.Anyways when i make a post against a yurifag i get punished, one post against a yurifag is enough to get me b&. I dont know how other anons do it.But if i do it i get punished, i just can talk soft things.Anyways i dont care if im more hated in place with where there are many yurifags. I still remember the yurifag larping as antiyurifag in 2024 for month, one can't know who is real and who is a liar
>>290297026I haven't had any dreams about Kaiten yet but I do sometimes about media I get excited for
>>290297065How have you been, Max?
>>290293198>One of us would be an actually cute real femaleYou have high hope. I dont think in this thread and "the other" in 4chan there are a cute female. Maybe just a female.Most here are older too, i expect that.I think you can expect cute women in a meetup where fans of madoka magica are younger from other online sites. But i can't understand new trends or memes of z generation so i would avoid.
>>290297167Great, I'm so excited for the release.Did you have a good week?
I wish i only was a generic ugly, i would go to a meet up in that case. But i'm so ugly that i would shine a lot and people could tell me apart even among other uglies.At least i hope anon dont believe me how surreal i look and think i'm somewhat not ugly. Is how i cope.But the reality is...
>>290297239Yeah, I guess I've been alright
News worse endings keep coming to my head the last days. I want to see kaiten know to stop this bad thoughts .Another Awful endings:>Kaiten being 2 hours about new characters and a continuation, Holy quintet mostly ignored and for next movie, "walpurgis rising-walpugis falling">2 different Madokas, the first one is different>Homura was never wrong because it was a lizard controlling her>Niggisa staying forever with the holy quintet
>>290297727>>Homura was never wrongTRUE
>>290290759>7So close. I'm ready for urobuchi master piece. We are not ready to understand the modern shakespeare.
>>290286329what >>290286359 said but add ">ignore that last step actually"you motherfuckers suck.
>>290287682Show powers.
>>290284212HOMURA STEP ON MY COCK
>>290298943That's fucking hot
>>290292312The average heterosexual enjoyer of this franchise is only into homura for the cuckoldry, they would be emasculated by someone who can shoot better than them. while the jogger is a retard by saying that homura is the top, she is absolutely a fake out top. She will absolutely mog anyone shes with long term socially without even trying regardless of how insecure she is inside.
>>290289610theyre all so awful i cant stand it. madokas outfit especially is stupid and ugly. it kind of reminds me of samus's cut down suit from fusion with its stringy parts.
>>290298943Am I really meant to believe that this thing could do that?
Imagine her trying to suck you off for the first timeThe devil would be so embarrassed, but I know she can do it>>290299100I like Sayaka's, Homura's and Mami'sI'm alright with Kyouko's But Madoka's is just... We probably won't see much of her in it anyway, so at least in my head the idea of 'Madoka is meguca outfit' will just be how she was during Rebellion
>>290299167All of that happened years before he started posting in Madoka threads
>>290299016>The average heterosexual enjoyer of this franchise is only into homura for the cuckoldrywhat cuckoldry
>>290297727Wow so smart mr lizard was actually the main villain all along
I want to cum on her faceWould she let me?
>>290298958>stop hating on moderates!!!no
>>290299421>that would make this movie a 0/10 for me.I mean she won't be in that outfitMadokami will have more screen time
>>290299491Yeah, surely I said that I support radical leftists. Retard
>>290299421>I'm not your jogger schizo retard.Is this the moment when i invoke: >No reading comprehensionMe smart, you dumb, i'm talking like anons now.
>>290298958Were you the power rangers guy or was that someone else? How'd he find you anyway?
Why are there no Walpurgisnacht movie meet-ups online? None for Japan or anywhere else. Rebellion had a lot.
>>290299614Madoka's popularity has been in free fall in recent years. Lgbt retards drove everyone normal away and they only do their meetups privately on their pedocord servers
>>290299614We (at least here) are too few in number and too spread out for anything to workWe also don't have release dates for anywhere outside of Latam and Germany. Maybe if Madokanon and Homuranon weren't the only people from those places they could organize something
You rearfood ran chai zoo
>>290299514but i want her to be cool. I want her to do cool stuff like:Fight to save homura from being killed by QBkiss homuraTell homura its okay, they can work out a compromise together after a friendship speech about what she learned. >>290299592the ponyfag. im not even much of a twitter fag, but lately I post a lot there because you can talk to actual japanese people now and, more importantly, posting here has been made completely dogshit unless you are willing to give this shithole your email address (literally never do this)>>290299582did someone rip madokafags trip because this behavior doesn't seem like them anymore.
>>290299167SGfag is genuinely a disgusting human being. He shakes my faith in humanity a bit sometimes.
>>290299689>the ponyfag. im not even much of a twitter fagWho?Where the fuck did any of this come from? Genuinely did I miss something or did you start following him on xitter or someshit?
>>290299614I get the feeling that sort of meetup is just not a thing in 2026 anyway. theres not even fake movie posters with wataburger night with a waluigi mustache yet and the movie is a week out.
>>290299491Are you a tranny
>>290299689>but i want her to be cool. I want her to do cool stuff like:You will get her doing that without her wearing that outfit. And you will enjoy it>>290299731That reminds me that I still need to make that bingo board
>>290299689>did someone rip madokafags trip because this behavior doesn't seem like them anymore.I'm just happy that in a week i will know the new movie plot.Whatever happens in this thread, even the serious discussion dont matter now. Everything will change next week. No need to to be angry now.
>>290297055Don't be mad. This labyrinth deemed us rowdy and so took action. We are but people who got caught without suffering the witches kiss.
>>290299803you're the one chomping at me at the end of your chain. Im not going to engage with it for the same reason you posted that. >>290299799NO, it needs to be with weapons.
>>290299855>you're the one chomping at me at the end of your chain.Chomping at the end chain?You forgot something: i cant read complex english like that sentence. I can't understand what you say there.
>>290299969madoka anon had pretty clear understanding of other posts i made so yes im gonna assume your trip isnt real now. its rude to crack a secure tripniggers trip glowie kun.
>>290299827This all seems more retarded than what I did with xitter back in February, and that somehow feels remarkable.Thank god Kaiten is almost out and we won't have to deal with this shit for awhile>>290299855>NO,>it needs to be with weapons.Homura will give her a gun or somethingOr maybe Madokami will be carrying that weird bow the enitre time. Who knows
>>290300030I feel like that amazing digital circus fortnight meme when you say stuff like that. why do we care if its out soon? no one is showing it in the US this time. It's basically confirmed right? they specifically dont want us to ave a showing because they dont trust us, yet will show it in SA
>>290300128>no one is showing it in the US this time. It's basically confirmed right?It will be out in your country eventually.Probably in November
>>290300188im going to laugh when a camrip comes out anyway because low trust shithole in SA would too, but I was only okay watching rebellions camrip because i saw it in theatres. I dont want to watch a camrip of a show I havent seen before.
>>290300020
>>290300020I'm the original owner of this tripcode. You can make questions if you doubt. Or ignore this post if you dont care.
The real madokanon could talk spanish. Is easy to prove i'm me.
>>290300328Speak spanish then
>>290300255left can't meme
She really is the cutest
I'm fairly confident it will be bad.
>>290300339 Yo sóy el verdadero, señor anónimo.
>>290300568At the very least it will look goodWho knows about the scipt though
>people still think english is my second language and not my 4th language. There is secrets you are not prepared to know anons.
I was just kidding anons, obviosly english is my second language i dont know others. Movie come soon. Urobuchi masterpiece soon. We should be happy.
>>290300824>>290300970That would be pretty impressive
Mami tomoe is best senpai.
>>290301126I thought you were against lewding the megucas?
>>290301323I was never against that.Only if they look like children or < 15yo little girls.If they look like curvy women(like Mami Tomoe) why i would be against that.
I have never had sex but I think I would be good at it
>>290301452https://x.com/ssspppuuurrr/status/2086266605369991429/video/1
>>290301473Any weeb would considering the kind of shit we jerk off to.3D foids don't deserve us though.
I have no more food so I must leave the house tommorow
Where the fuck is that tripfag Bebe?
>>290301514>posting xitter links on 4chanI can't open that link because i dont have x. You told us you are a tourist, you want to tell you something more about you?.
>>290301473I had sex like 10 years ago with a prostitute. It's overrated as fuck (pun intended). The idea of sex is a gorillion times better than actual sex
>>290301572He is in his house. All things he lived here are something he forgot and left behind. You still care for him but he dont care about you.
>>290301473I haven't had sex in a few yearsIt was fun and I miss having big tits in my face, but I'd rather just jerk off and not deal with any relationship shit honestly. It's not really worth it
Mami titties In my face
>>290301615Fucking my onahole feels pretty good a real woman would br nice i think>prostituteNo interestDont like perfume one bit are they are std ridden>>290301732I want kids...
>>290301473I don't know if i needed to know that. Nothing wrong with being a celibate person tho.
>>290301514>xhe takes pride in being a 4cuckRips fent pipeEsl nubrimstone
>>290301473If I was a girl I'd let you fuck me
>>290302058not worth it
>>290301473If you believe that you would be good at it, then you most likely will make that reality when it finally happens! Just like believing you're attractive makes you more attractive.Pro tip: most women love being choked while you're fucking them
>>290301706Remember to hug your sister
>>290301950I guess just keep looking then and try to involve yourself in the rat race that is modern dating.
>>290301473I've only had sex with my wife and its alright, but she's a dead fish in bed and only has sex once in a blue moon. Been thinking about taking up my crossdressing coworker's offer to fuck him. He sent me pics of him cosplaying Homura so I don't know if I can resist.
>>290302138wtf?
>>290302219That was Bebe's catchphrase
>>290302189Whore
>>290301950>I want kids...That's a bigger problem then. Finding someone you'd be interested in dating and having kids with instead of just having sex with is a whole different issue. After High School that becomes a lot harderMaybe try /soc/ or go to some social event consistently or something if you want to find someone to settle down with. Also remember >>290302119Girls do like being choked and being treated a bit rough
>>290302240I will be honest, i don't know almost nothing about Bebe. Only that a tripfag mentioned him that he was part of these threads around a decade ago.
>>290302189It's not worth it, please don't cheat on your wife because being cheated on hurts more than anything:((
>>290302189>but she's a dead fish in bed and only has sex once in a blue moonMaybe talk about having kids? Maybe that would help
>>290302189Don't cheat on your wife with a crossdresser. >He sent me pics of him cosplaying HomuraWhy?
>>290302315I was friends with him back when he was in /sg/ and I talked to him a few times in Chikafuji Lisa's youtube chat. I haven't seen him in a while. Just want to make sure he's alright.
>>290302360It only got worse after having one. She's never in the mood :/>>290302348I probably won't, the temptation is real tho>>290302396Because I mentioned that I like meguca and he sent me those pics after work. He's really cute...
Why is there so much faggotry here
>>290302424I come to madoka threads almost daily since 2.5 years ago and i never noticed a tripfag called bebe or some anon saying he was bebe. I dont knows if helps.
>>290302468>It only got worse after having one. She's never in the mood :/I'm sorry to hear that thenYou still shouldn't cheat on your wife though
>>290302527Oh so you're just a newfag
>>290300824Those who know
>>290302571Yes. Oldfags are from early 2011 at most, i doubt someone here started posting from that year.
>>290302623I started posting in 2014, so i am a newfag too.
I really dislike going outside and seeing the subhumansHate is bad but taking public transit makes me hatefull i hate it>>290302313I have managed one halfway date out of coincidence and forcing myself so far, but i didnt manage to follow up on it I dont even have the energy for friendship Lifes rough>>290302468I dont get it honestlyWhy cheatWatch porn if you mustBut sexless relationship is doomed, so work on thatI highly suspect you of shitposting however
>>290302623I'm a 2011fag and I would never call myself an oldfag(at least I'm not technically supposed to)
>>290302641Not bad anon, i guess you started posting when /a/ was still worth.
I am new as fuck to mado threads but I think everyone already know
>>290302738 /a/ has always been a board of autism
>>290302649>I dont even have the energy for friendshipShit man. It's because of your heart, right?
I watched MM back in the day, only to completely forget it and rediscover it years later
>>290302725Anyone can tell that he is a 2011 oldfag. Personally i think your behavior will tell us if you are lying or not.
>>290302758Your the last real recognizable person to show up to these threadsI mean I guess there was gay madokanon too, but he left after like 3 days. I wonder if he's doing okay.>>290302649>I have managed one halfway date out of coincidence and forcing myself so far, but i didnt manage to follow up on itYou should've if you really want kids, HomurAnon.
>>290302764Ive almost always been aloneI doubt id be doing much better if i was fitterNothing went that well
>>290302760I thought it was about people pretending to be autist. So /a/ is as serious board it seems haha.
>>290302828I believe in you finding someone, it's literally never too late! It happened when I least expected it this time around, we're not even together and there's a strong possibility we never will but I'm still absolutely in love with her and happy with our friendship were we haven't even had sex or kissed. Is that weird?
Does anyone here live near Minneapolis? I'm hoping it comes to theaters here. They have shown anime movies like Chiisana Eiyuu here before. They'll certainly have a showing in Chicago, but I fucking hate driving that far.
>>290302828I'm sure you will find someone one day, HomurAnon>>290302868>and there's a strong possibility we never willI'm sure it will work out. The two of you seem really close and Lesbians are just Bisexual women that haven't been with a guy before>Is that weird?I wouldn't say so
>>290294392damn majima is lucky
>>290289505Akevin Homunash…
If gta 6 leaks and is playable on pc before kaiten it would be very funny
Why where those posts deleted in this thread?Time to see the archives.I can't believe what i'm reading
I love dreaming
>>290303209It will take years for gta 6 to release on PC. They deliberately wait because the console audience makes them more money.
>>290303555I love Homura
>>290303581>GTA.IV.EMBER.ISO
>>290302957Thank you for the faith in us anon, it means a lot.
>>290288602You really think i have english skill to write that?You really think that is my posting style?I didn't write that. Not a single letter of that post is mine.You falsely accused me of spamming cp and now this?Even if other people believe your false accusations against me. I know the truth and how very degenerate you can be against people who are innocent. Pure evil heart.
>>290303555I love it when I'm asleep dreaming and it's one of those alternate reality/universe channel dreams. Where you JUST KNOW it's a scene from one of your personal alternate universes
>>290284581Tell her I'm gay then go to the nearest train station and jump on a moving train
In one of them I was shot to death by a past ex girlfriends lover, in another I was still living with my parents house and we had shit taped over the crevises on the doors because a nearby city got nuked
https://youtu.be/v9231kd2_MY?is=yl4V9ZtXTQkbQ5xa
>>290305303Using her hair whips to restrain Homu for sex. Why can't I think of hot stuff like this
I want to restrain Homu for sex
>>290305483Ive been meaning to ask: what is the origin of the term "crack" shipping? I know the meaning of it, but what is the etymology if it?
>>290305303Akemi HomuraKyouko SakuraErika Mamiya Madoka KanameIroha Tamaki
>>290305047 i never accused tabbender of cp spamming, zoophilia or whatever grotesque posting. Because i had no proof.He is a yurifag with proofs and i accused of that.My shitposting has code of honor, a concept that degenerates can't understand.His shitposting is pure degenracy and evil. No comparable. >He thinks he have seen madokAnon shitpostinglol, seems someone want to know the madokanon shitposter version.
Can we at least try to keep the last week retardation free?Just please, no fucking shitposting
Flirting with Homu
>>290303145damn you finally grew some balls to come here
>>290289752>Madoka's bow looks just like a WitchI feel like I should've seen people talking about this. She's never had a bow that looks like this before. She has a normal fucking bow even as ultimate Madoka so wtf is that?
I heard that Majimafag also hates Ruri RocksSteins;Gate is shit btw
>>290306092Something seems a bit different about herWeird
Kyubey bottle
>>290306395Why is there a random city on fire at the bottom of this image
>>290305396What’s the odds she’s going to fall for Miami’s rope trap again for the 3rd time.
>>290306005SG fag is responsible for almost 100% of the shitposting in these threads and he won't stop. You're lucky he's asleep right now.
>>290306454It's possible
Who will be the yurislayer of Kaiten?
I hope Kyubey-chan is actually important to Kaiten
Can Homu be forgiven at all?
>>290302808Theres nothing wrong with admitting to being an old fag. Most people here cant even remember the site before the catalogue. Im from 07 myself>>290305764>he doesn't spam gore or grotesque thingsnot according to that twatter post
The upside-down devil is a tarot symbol of breaking free from something or gaining freedom.
>>290306287Why did Homu and Mami switch proportions?
>yurislayerTumblrshit meme created by a S;G retard
>>290307512Majiwives!
>>290307521Welcome home, idolfaggot
>>290307358>not according to that twatter postEverything make sense now. The behavior, the bad actions and the false superior morality he like to have.Funny is that tomorrow he will give lessons of morality to anons.
>Sees girls>Thinks of a manDo Shit;Gay faggots really?
>>290307621They do be like that.
https://files.catbox.moe/fp4hmy.mp4
>>290305483>>290305752schizo
>>290306149why is this image posted frequently here?
>>290307877Long story short: some 3 letters-wannabe idolfaggot has been shitting up certain threads because of some guy whom he thinks is a SEA guy. This idolfaggot also shits up the /u/ board which he thinks it's his "fiefdom" and he is a Madokafag. He usually makes the Madoka thread there but someone hijacked it with that pic and he's severely pissed about it.
>>290284212So many white fascoid incels in these threads. Can't wait for the great replacement
>>290307368Homura will be the one to break free from Walpurgis
What if they ruin Madoka's character?What if she hates Homura (even though Homura did nothing wrong) and demands to become the law of cycles again?What if Homura does something wrong?
>>290302189Don’t be a fucking faggot and cheater retard
>>290305590Shiptard autismProbably comes from crack the drug, like they’re saying it’s a ship that happens when "the series is on crack" or something
>>290306675Nobody because there will never be any yuri to slay in this franchise
>>290308190Yuricuck admitting to being brown
>>290307512Just like all the "yuri [suffix]" or "[prefix] yuri" shitSometimes it feels like yurifags care more about gaslighting themselves into thinking they’re being pandered to by het shows (like madoka) than actually consuming the genre they like
>>290287977https://youtu.be/-uzWTZt07u8Don't cry little ones, shamiko is here...
>>290308452Kek that's actually pretty funny. Been seeing the term posted for YEARS and i never thought about the origin of it until now.
>madoka movie finally releases>everyone thinks it’s awful>madoka is reduced to a chekhov’s gun>mami and nagisa have little relevance>homura character assassination>everyone hates it and wants to kill urobuchi>but madoka and homura just kissed on screen
>>290284212I love Homura. A lot.
>>290309211>movie is awesome>every character utilized flawlessly>plot is tight and makes sense>awesome action sequences>every scene a screenshot>unlimited rewatch potential>mami's boobs in your face >loli service>no kiss
>>290309211Two things that will never happen
>>290309299Two things that are guaranteed to happen because yuritroons aren’t the target audience but rather people with good taste are
>>290309445Unlike the megucas who all canonically have kids with men
>>290309487>Want to read the good end SOL spinoff manga>Can't because of yuriniggers
>>290309516Scanlators deserve to get replaced by ai
>>290310542>Sheeit
>>290309211>>290309299It's like Lady x DanteIf they aren't gonna do it right than they shouldn't fuckin do it at all
>>290310542Fake my death.
>>290284581Praise the lord for the mother of my children is one of the most beautiful women the world has ever seen.
>>290310542Try to raise it right so it doesn't want to become martyr unlike Madoka
>>290310542Be right back, just gonna buy some milk.
>>290284581>>290310542DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!
>>290310542>>290284581I can't marry both of them
>>290284581>>290310542>make it a point to wear the same shirt everyday for a few months>soak said shirt in seawater>have my brother give her the shirt and say I was lost at sea and that my shirt was all they were able to recoverIt's foolproof.
>>290284581>>290310542Wonder why my wife Kyouko is playing pranks on me with her illusion powers
>>290284772>>290285424Mami would drag you to a shotgun wedding
>>290310949How would she know it was me behind the Mac Tonight mask?
>>290310949What about Kyouko?
>>290310542Again, I'm a wizard, so she's a liar.
>>290311625Take responsibility
>>290311625Rape
>>290309419Every official Madoka game is ultra Yuri. They are the target audience for years.
>>290311625I fake my death, change my name, wear a mask at all times and say edgy shit like "I'm a man who was murdered once" when asked about my identity.
>>290311715>Every official Madoka game is ultra Yuri…according to your latest mushroom trip
>>290311625Get Kyouko, Mami and Nagisa pregnant too
>>290311625You sure about this? My girl is Homura and only Homura.
>>290311625Still a wizard.
>>290311625Stop making them pregnant
Why are so many anons planning to be deadbeat dads?
>>290311270Kyouko's more the type that would try to have a quickie with you on your wedding day just to mess with you.Might or might go through with it if you caved.
>>290311894Being a good parent is hardGetting girls pregnant and leaving is easierIt's the path of least resistance
>>290311625Be right back, just gonna buy a pack of cigs.
>>290311894We're all black
>>290312007What if they hunt you down? Magical Girls especially.
Magical Girl of the Day: Heruka-Based in Tibet, currently part of China so three Chinese Megucas now?-Lived during the Mongol Invasions of Tibet-Though despite her village being burnt down she never ended up hating the Mongols for it-Instead her primary aims is to bring peace between Mongolians and Tibetans-And she ends up doing just that by becoming mistaken as a Rakshashi (demon) whom they all unite against and execute-Her weapon is a prayer wheel-Artist is Shino, who also drew Kako-Her witch is Vimala Upadana, which is a reference to a Tibetan Ritual Rice P-Voiced by Shion Wakayama who would go onto voice Dingxiang in Kaiten.
Not me being a cuck raising 12 different anons kids ToTI take>>290311634 back
>Movie is within days of release>Absolutely zero hype or interestMaybe don't wait 20 years in between material?
>>290284581>>290310542>>290311625This >>290285424When the clock strikesHalf past 6, babeTime to head forGolden lightsIt's a good timefor that great tasteDINNER!At McDonald'sIt's Mac Tonight!
How would each meguca react to getting rejected and or broken up with?
So is Homura making new megucas with the phone
>>290312130I can just leave Japan or go into hiding.
>>290312336Homura would throw you in a cage until she can trust you again.
>>290312347Yes>>290312336Poorly but Kyouko and Madoka would handle it significantly better than the rest
>>290312370So Homura is really the devil now lol
>>290312370What if they truly loved you?
>>290312370What would they do?
>>290312336We've already seen how it goes for SayakaMami probably wouldn't be much differentMadoka would be sad but understanding, she'd probably get over it eventuallyHomura would keep trying over and over to impress you and get you backKyouko... I wouldn't advise trying
>>290312674>I wouldn't advise tryingWhy?
>the waifufag who loves Kyouko thinks spamming gore of kids is better than posting yuriYikes! Some Kyoukofags are mentally ill.
>>290284772you gonna pack up the fags?
Are the yuriniggers and the "muh thread quality" fags gone yet?
>>290312684Look at what she recommended Sayaka does when it was happening to her.Then again maybe that's your kink, but in that case you were never series about leaving her and that was your true endgame, so it doesn't count.
>>290312713madokanon the biggest yurifag in those threads just woke up, see >>290312691
>>290312720And if you were serious about leaving her?
>>290312736Then I wouldn't recommend it for the reason I just gave.
>>290312415Then they would probably end up like Sayaka or Homura
>>290312760Better fake my death, then.
One more week left! What are you expecting?
>>290312859The movie trying to convince us that homura is an heckin bad guy and rolling my eyes
>>290312781Homura should go fuck herself.>>290312859That it's not the end.
Imagine having a harem of mentally and emotionally unstable magical girls.
>>290312859Madoka being self-hating and self-destructive won't be addressed all that much. Homura won't be suffering by the end, either because she dies or because she wins completelyAlso Homura and Sayaka won't hate each other by the end. I'm pretty confident in that.
>>290312882It would solve (some) of her problems if she didMoemura puss would save anyone
Would you reject Homura? How would she respond?
>>290312965>Would you reject Homura?No>How would she respond?Rebellion
Sayaka has fallen madly in love with you and is forcing you to be her boyfriend. How do you escape?
I love yuri
>>290313234You forgot the 'jak
>>290296617Freiren
>>290313210Again, fake my death.
>>290296617Date A Live
>>290312965>Would you reject HomuraYes>How would she respondEat a ton of ice cream
>>290312904Uihihi. I guess its time to not hold back
>>290313325It's haremshit
>>290313405Haremgold.Harem and mahou shoujo are two branches of the same tree.95% of mahou shoujo groups end up either all marrying the same guy or the main girl marries him and the others become his concubines.
>>290313454Those are your delusions. Magical girls aren't real you know
>>290313476What is this thread about then?
>>290313454Sailor moon ruined generations of magical girls....
>>290313513*Improved.Without Sailor Moon, you wouldn't even have magical girl groups in the first place. It would be only one girl.
>>290313506Nothing. You hallucinated this thread.
>>290313307Frieren is good, I like.
>>290313645I feel like my brain has become the Internet
>>290313210I move to Eastern Europe and hide in the countryside as a goat herder.
>>290309211>>290309299>Movie is just okay>Opinions are divided but no one thinks it's bad>Plot makes sense but is just kinda boring>Some of the characters are wasted but there's little to no character assassinations >Madoka isn't character assassinated but feels pretty useless in her own movie>There's fanservice but it's clear that Mami's tits are smaller so it's shit>The soundtrack is good but most of it is reused from the original anime and rebellion>Ending is nothing to write home about but is serviceable>There's only a few fight scenes but they are really cool >People wonder why the original and Rebellion were so much better>There's a scene that might've been a kiss but it's too ambiguous to say if it was one or not
>>290314435>>There's a scene that might've been a kiss but it's too ambiguous to say if it was one or notI feel like this might happen
>>290314476>I feel like this might happenIt would be a nightmare scenario for these threads but I hope it happens just because of the bants that would be caused by it
>>290314435>a scene that might've been a kiss but it's too ambiguous to say if it was one or notThat is impossible. You’re describing something that literally cannot happen. It’s extremely obvious when two characters kiss
>>290314592>>290314476Something like that already happened in the concept movie. Madoka and Homura being really close face to face in the distance
>>290314730You're completely delusional if you think this was intended to be a kiss lmaoI swear yurifaggotry is gonna be a registered mental illness in a few years. Or is it just a subset of irony poisoning?
>>290313307Overrated garbage
>>290314476There could be an actual unambiguous kiss and our dear frog here would call it proof that they're straight.
>>290314793Do you ever take a break from this?
>>290314592A silent neck-down shot of Madoka and Homura where one them starts hugging the other slowly could do that maybeThat or >>290314730Both could work as being ambiguous if SHAFT decided to add one in like that
>>290312734I dont watch yuri, i would not understand yuri threads so i dont go there.You are more close to yurifags because you like making fanfics like them.
>>290314844Do you?
>>290314793You'd be surprised how much anime on general does that. Here's picture where Homura's glock looks like Madoka's ____
New mami magical girl outfit is underrated. She has classy manners, she always wanted look classy, an alt costume that do that is good for her.
>>290314881I refuse to believe two different people in the universe interpreted that frame from the concept movie as a kiss, you’re samefaggingI know yuritards are delusional but this is flat earther level unironically come on nowAnd no the scene you described wouldn’t be a kiss eitherI don’t know why yurifags keep insisting that they will "sneak in" yuri when that never happens Yuri is always extremely explicit
>>290314958Here see this is another example.You’re not describing something that was intended by any staff member. You’re describing a drugs trip you’re having.Actually. Maybe that’s why they call it crack shipping. Huh.
>>290315013>refuse to believe two different people in the universe interpreted that frame from the concept movie as a kissI'm not even that yuripilled but better believe it
>>290315053Scared of a little innuendo huh
>>290315013>only one person in the universe can have a specific opinionACK logic.
>>290315013You are fucking dogshit at telling people apart. >I don’t know why yurifags keep insisting that they will "sneak in" yuri when that never happensWhat's the middle between a kiss and no kiss then if it's not a fucking maybe kiss? And where the fuck did I say that there was going to be a kiss in the actual movie?
>>290315013I dunno, looks pretty suspiciously like a kiss to me anon. But you'll just assume only one person is saying that (its actually me posting from my smart fridges)
Isn't checking out lower teeth lewder than a kiss?
>>290315159There are only two people in this thread anon, him and Akem--- i mean the yurifag.
>>290315204Maybe but I'd rather kiss Homu than check out her teeth
>>290314910Yeah, I'm going to take one right now
>>290315078>I'm not even that yuripilledYou keep making trusting you harder and harder.>>290315106Gay shit is never ever conveyed through innuendo. Never happened and never will. When the team wants gay shit they're always painfully obvious about it. Go watch stuff that's actually for you.>>290315175>What's the middle between a kiss and no kissThere is none.>>290315187If this is a kiss then Homucifer's downwards arrow under her neck is a reverse paizuri invitation. This actually unironically makes more sense and requires less assumptions btw.
>>290315286>Gay shit is never ever conveyed through innuendoYou know that's wrong and Madoka wants to appeal to general audience that's why the yuri and sex stuff is subtext
I don't know what are you guys talking about, implied kiss, showed kiss or whatever. But I believe Sayaka was molested in one of the pvs.
>>290315175You are wasting your time discussing with that anon. Autists brains struggle with ambiguity. Black and white thinking is a autistic trait
>>290315320I know that’s correct and yuri subtext isn’t real. Madoka has no yuri in it because it’s het and all the characters are canonically straight.You are not the target audience.
>>290315356She deserves it
>>290315359There are things that sometimes get left ambiguous in fiction Homosexuality isn’t one of them
>>290315356>handholding uncensored
>>290315407Yeah see thsts a perfect example of what that anon was talking about. Thanks for helpfully demonstrating black and white thinking for us.
>>290315458>misunderstanding and misusing a concept this badWhat was that about autism? Lol
>>290315485Not understanding jokes is also a sign of autism.
>>290315356sex sex sex sex
What if there's a dyke kiss but it's not meant to be romantic, kinda like in the grand inquisitor but between two women
>>290315521With Madoka
>>290315377Whatever have the sex metaphor they're on top of a big golden uterus
>>290315694Yuricucks really hit new lows every week
>>290315749You don't understand art and that's ok
PISSEDyaka
>children gore spammer trying to judge yurifagsThe joke writes itself
>>290315818You dont understand. He has to spam gore to save the west and the white race or something. Madoka yuri is genocide.
>>290315766Art isn’t used for homo shit lol
>>290315356>devilmu taking advantage of brainwashed sayakajust like my doujins
>>290315694I never noticed that.
This thread was quick
>>290316758>Only lasted a day>Wasn't very on topic but most was of it wasn't retards arguing about yuri so it was still fun posting inGood thread
See you next thread!
