Why wouldn't you join it? You get a bunch of new friends, a new (menhera)GF, and a hot Goddess who's too retarded to ask for any sacrifices or active worship, just as long as you're her follower. What are the downsides?
>>290308724Not to mention they're okay with any sort of /a/ depravity, save for necrophilia. It's literally the cult made for anons.
we all worship megumin here
How do I join it?
>>290308724>and a hot Goddessshe's ugly and fatkeep her out of the deal and I'll sign up
>>290309006>she's ugly and fatI can't argue about the ugly (I mean I can, obviously, but it'd be pointless). But how the fuck is THIS fat?
>>290309044>two massive bags of fat in the chest>each thigh is thicker than her midriff and headShe's obese.
>>290309055You're just asking for a fat elf to correct you, anon.(Against your will, of course.)
>>290308724Not to mention you can challenge her to basically any game and win the bet.
>>290309055You may be gay.
>>290308724Since she's a goddess can she make herself small? Like a little smaller than Komekko? That would get me joining Axis in an instant.
>>290308751A cult dumb enough that they would kill their own goddess. Made for anons indeed
>>290309044>>290309246His problem is she got curves unlike the type of woman he is into
>>290308724Why are feet the worst part of any person?
>>290309711Also when they die they get reincarnated to Japan
>>290310075Truly a fate worse than death.
>>290308724I prefer Eris, she and her followers have ever been presented with bountiful tracts of land.
>>290309851they are when the artists are bad, like in the OP picture
>>290309755Megumin is the perfect woman.
>>290308724Sorry I am already taken by a loving, caring and competent goddess
>>290308724>What are the downsides?i will absolutely and happily destroy my finances.
>>290308724Ask her once they finally get to animated her
>>290310993Ayane Sakura will voice her.
>>290310639Eris pads her chest
>>290311046>t. seething Axis cultistEris forgives you.
>>290309851only for peasants forced to walk in the dirt; for a goddess elegantly floating above the shitty mortal realm they must be as soft and pure as a newborn baby's.
