>be me>finally escape the instrumentality project>whole world is a red, post-apocalyptic wasteland>walk for miles, see a half-collapsed house>hear weird moaning from inside>"no way, survivors?">peek through the broken window>it's Asuka>she's getting absolutely railed by Shinji>not the weird part>the weird part is I'm not leaving>I pull out my phone>start recording>start jerking it>but wait, it gets worse>I'm not even looking at Asuka anymore>I'm looking at Shinji's hips>imagining them slamming into me instead>I am now the betaest creature in all of post-Third Impact Earth>Shinji fucking Ikari is my unintentional dom now>congrats, you played yourself
>>290334383>>be me/r/greentext and its consequences have been a disaster for this website
>>290334478Its pretty good English for an EVA amigo, though.