Why are elves so erotic? Aren't they supposed to be refined and elegant?
>>290357449Because they’re being depicted by humans who want to fuck them because they’re so refined and elegant.
>>290357449It's the ears.
>>290357449Post best elves and their source material.
>>290357449Refined and elegant is not the opposite of erotic, anon.Plus, HEA is hardly refined.
>>290359386>Plus, HEA is hardly refined.Exactly, her behavior is very unbecoming of her kind.
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>>290357937correct
>>290357559>wanting to fuck knife earsI SHIGGY DIGGY
>>290357449>why am I attracted to attractive people? And other questions by OP the faggot retard.
>>290357449Okay, let me put it this way. Imagine there's a beautiful elf in a story, but she's specifically not for the protagonist. Like, she's beautiful, charming, elegant and so on...And completely uninterested in humans.Then when an elf dude finally shows up, she hooks up with him. Realistically, that makes perfect sense, she's just along for the ride. But it's also de-protagonizing, that the hottest girl isn't interested in the main character.It's like if Failure Frame (just an example) had Seras be a completely platonic friend to Touka, and mention "Oh yes, I'm waiting to return to ELFLAND to marry an ELF."
>>290363261>But it's also de-protagonizingThe way I see it is: If the protagonist didn't make a move on her then it's his fault.
>>290363353I think part of the fantasy is that the girl is the one who chooses you. Obviously, in real life you have to pursue the girl, but that can be really intimidating in these kind of stories.It also means that the protagonist loves her more than she loves him.
>>290363384I don't know, being chosen or chased by a girl who you don't like is not that great. If MC shows even an ounce of interest in her then yeah it would leave a bad taste to have her get together with another guy but otherwise, no harem, no foul.
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>>290357449made for BGC
>>290357449very nice art, i shall bump your thread
>>290357449>Aren't they supposed to be refined and elegant?
>>290363261Bleach did that. It hardly pushes envelopes.
>>290366936not sure how the image of Tolkien elves as perfect beings still persists when silmarillion exists.
>>290366936they are perfect and the fact they enjoy sex further proves that
Washing boards are not true elves.
>>290367232The Quendi are kind of embarrassing to modern audiences.
>>290367382I think Feanör and his sons would fit in just fine with any modern edgelords
>>290367198Weren't people super-fucking asshurt about that for a long time
Sasha my beloved
pits
>>290368567>>290368459dios mio...
>>290357449canon nopan nobra.ALWAYS.
>>290366936>ywn be an ancient man sexing up a cute cave-dwelling Avari gal and watch her almost explode from the intensity
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>>290359748>>290360281I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL
>>290366936Know the difference.
Sweaty unwashed feet.Imagine the smell.
>>290368648I´m only 2000 years old erufu.What is this thing??
But would you wash an elf?
>>290369716would ypu drink erufu feet juice?
>>290357449Elves are for ___
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>>290370881HEA is just sex
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>>290370881happy sex
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