>The EVA rebuilds are bad cause>cause...>cause new = bad and old = good>mkay?
cause they shit on any lesson they tried to teach in the original, opting instead for more wish fulfillment to milk the desperate fansthere's more to a movie's quality than its visuals
>>290382587>cause they shit on any lesson they tried to teach in the originalNo retard, they were more explicit in those lessons than the original, it's made by the same people you fucking clown
>>290382624>they were more explicit in those lessons than the originalwhy make a thread about something you clearly haven't watched?>it's made by the same people ..so?
>>290382587The visuals aren't even that great. The CGI in the early movies has aged worse than anything else in the original series
anybody who makes template /v/ threads needs to commit suicide asap
>>290382666How is the message different in the rebuilds, let's hear you
>>290382471>>290382729OP is most likely the Kensuke schizo. The faggot has been stuck on this single shitpost for 5 years now and when we start getting retarded ass thread like this it almost always him
>>290382798>>290382666Why so quiet?
>>290382587>>290382624>>290382666>>290383326>1 min apartAre you fucking samefagging to bait people into a shittt argument?
>>290382471The cg
>>290382587>15:20:05>>290382624>15:21:12>>290382666>15:22:30 >all min apartHoly meds. You arw actually fighting with yourself
>schizo are now having full conversations with themselves and calling it shitposting
>>290382471Cause of that stupid 4 eyes dyke they added. Totally unnecessary character.
At this point I'm just gonna assume that most post are OP because nobody calls Mari a "Dyke"
>>290383686He is literally trying to bait people by replying to himself.
>>290382471Eva was always bad.
>>290383511And you call me schitzo...Retarded Timmy
>>290383511>>290383722>>290383577Why so quiet, schitzo?Too embarrassed after I proved your theory wrong?
>>290383835It truly must be nice to think you're not a fucking retard. So what thread are you from? You're not the Kensuke schizo because your not making shitty Kensuke and replying kek to yourself
>>290383835>>290384276Also faking (you)s is isn't hard retard.
>>290382471>3rd movie: Shinji, you can't just press a magic undo button to fix your mistakes >4th movie: Shinji gets a magic undo aneayAmong many, many other issues.
>>290382471What a miserable existence.This is what you wake up to every failed timeline.
>>290382587It's the same message.4.0 just shows you a happy Shinji and you got made because you're a cynical loser who's still running away 30 years later.
>>290382471imagine sinking your cock into asuka's wet, sopping teenage pussy, the lips fringed with soft red hairs. the feeling of being buried to the hilt in her heat. the viselike quality of her tight silken walls.
He's still replying to himself after getting outted
>>290384705Meds
Another posts that 1 min apart
Good LORD, Kensuke is such a lucky dog
there are only 3 people on /a/me, myself, and a bot
>>290382471Good LORD, Kensuke is such a lucky dog
>>290382587I fucking hate theme/messagefags so much it's unrealIS WHAT IS HAPPENING ON SCREEN FUN TO LOOK AT OR NOT?THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERSSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BEING TAUGHT THINGS BY ANIMEYOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL
>>290384879>>290384944>>290384983uh oh melty
Anime has taught me that Redheads prefer them nerdy and brown haired
>>290385025maybe you are the one that needs meds?
>>290385072And with glasses
>>290384666Shinji is happy because he ran away one last time
Anime has taught me that Redheads prefer them nerdy and brown haired.
>>290385072And with glasses.
Anime has taught me that Redheads prefer them nerdy and brown haired..
>>290385072And with glasses...
>Shinji fucks Asuka>Schizos make bait thread and spamKensuke schizo lost
>>290382471The Disney Sequel Trilogy and the Eva Rebuilds are so much alike that it's scary.>Start with a basically 1/1 remake that replaces the original works legendary visuals with CG Slop. Liberally sprinkle it with mystery boxes that have no answers or plan behind them.>Make a "subversive" middle entry that's pretentiously "meta" in a way that doesn't actually mean anything.>Reach the final movie and realize you have to actually finish the damn thing. Shit out a bunch of nonsensical "answers" to the mystery boxes that were pulled out of your ass at the last second while a bunch of incomprehensible CGI nonsense with big explosions flashes on the screen.
>>290385710>>290382471Thank you proving me point that OP is jist replying to himself because this exact post is from a year agohttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/282639365/#282661341
>>290385854>>290385710>copy pasting post Holy Shit Kensuke schizo fucking lost it
>>290382471Check the double asukas 30th anniversary special on khara youtube is great.>shinji with asuka at end of evangelion is a domensional space created by shinji and he locked asuka in there (trapped on eva in space for years).>connect to rebuild 3.33 beggining.>shikinami asuka is other timeline asuka langley.
i hate mari so much
>>290385935>>290385976>1 min apartKensuke tard is samefagging
>>290386111Shy haven't jannies banned this retard. Jesus you're fucking dumb
>>290382471>>cause new = bad and old = goodunironically this. it's true every single time
>>290385935Their last name is Aida anyway
>>290386777This is getting boring. That shitpost was never funny.But Asuka and Shinji fucking while Kensuke Aida watches is kek
>>290386831Kek only Kensuke schizos who type "Their last name is Aida anyway" would be mad at this
>>290386885To be fair only Kensuke pedo actually makes that Aida joke. He's pretty brown
>AidaIt's in the name actually.
>AidaIt's in the name actually
>AidaIt's in the name actually..
>AidaIt's inside Asuka actually
>Aida.It's in the name actually
Rei belongs in the rice fields
>>290382471They're bad because they're dogshit. Kill yourself subhuman zoomer nigger faggot.
original's message is something like: "dealing with others brings inevitable pain but you kind of just have to do it anyway because that's what brings life meaning"Rebuild's message is more like: "until you commit yourself to the pain and anxiety necessary to help others, no one will reach out to help you"/a/ obviously can't swallow the rebuild message
>>290388225Do you know what the message was better than the authors?
The message was about getting over lost. Anno, said do people like >>290388225 /a/ obviously can't swallow the Anno's message
>>290388314That Shinji fucked Asuka and Kensuke Aida filmed iy
>>290384666NTA I don't liked because it's too easy. I'm okay with a happy ending but that one doesn't feel earned.
>>290382471I'll let the esl schizo graph explain it for me
>>290382471They're bad because they're pointless. I think they tried with the first two movies, but then the now aged Anno and Tsurumaki couldn't control themselves and just went with wanking whatever parts of Eva they liked while cutting the parts they didn't. Practically this means cutting all the side-characters, and putting more focus on Asuka and Kaworu while especially rubbing Rei into the mud.Production value is good though, but especially the final two lack the strong audiovisual direction of NGE, EoE and much of the first two Rebuilds.
Evangelion is surface level hunk of shit the only character that progresses slightly is Rei while everyone else is simply a good for nothing retarded faggot stuck in their ways and it stays boring from start to finish with nothing to offer muh angels muh evas muh humanity even the humans are expendable and retarded while the infrastructure holds more value than they do seeing they're constantly assblasted about it. Misato is the closest you could get to a real human bean that doesn't cry like a bitch about every little thing and despite that is still a retarded whore that has no idea what she's doing up until the very end.
>>290382471They were bad because they failed to surpass the originals narratively and emotionally + dogshit CGI
>>2903824713.0 is where it lost me (and I presume many others), because it aborted the hype that was the 2.0's ending. 2.0 was a drastic improvement over the episodes it (loosely) adapted and seeing Shinji actually being a CHAD for once and save Rei was awesome. People were really hyped for 3.0, the preview that was shown was the Eva movie everyone wanted to see. But then Anno got too high on his own supply and scrapped everything he wrote because>muh actions have consequences>muh growing up means accepting responsibilityExcept the HACK forgot that there were no consequence for Shinji's actions because Kaworu intervened at the end (this is even acknowledged in the dialogue). So Anno being the HACK he is realizing he wrote himself into a corner made 3rd Impact happen OFF SCREEN, and all the character blame Shinji for it even though it wasn't his fault, and also Rei's dead for some reason even though he saved her, because>muh epic subversive storytelling I am a tragic geniusFucking HACK
Kensuke and Asuka are doing the horizontal mambo right now!
Kensuke and Asuka are doing the horizontal mambo right now.!
Kensuke and Asuka are doing the horizontal mambo right now!!!
Kensuke and Asuka are doing the horizontal mambo right now!!!!
Will this Kensuke pedo faggot ever stop seething
>>290382471Fuck u.
>>290382471They're bad because Eva already ended and didn't need anything else. Stop beating the fucking dead horse.
>>290382471It's bad because it's the anime version of final fantasy 7 remake
>>290382471it's great cuz Kensuke fucked Asuka and asukafags are still buttblasted for 5 years
>>290393843>Kensuke pedo still having a melyYou knoa you should really accpect you lost and move on
>someone points out this is a bait thread>see posts 1 min apart replying to each other>peope actually copy pasting posts from a year ago >Kensuke schizo spamming and melting down >>290393843Yup, bait thread
>>290382471>cause
>>290385191But ay least he isn't an absolutely fucked up mentally detanged psycho who chokes women to see if they are alive.
>>290382471They are bad, cause the source material was already mediocre and they turned it to a shit (which is pretty impressive).>>290382587>NGE>lessonsCheck out the picrel, mate.
>>290394225That's not Baki retard
>>290391601The most pathetic thing was teasing the next movie by the end of the second Rebuild movie, and then make a movie that has all this shit already happened offscreen, and continues as if it was a regular sequel.
>>290394243But it's so funny in how retarded it is that it deserves the Baki picrel. Retard.
>>290382587its not, its shitting on the people that didnt move on from the original eva.
Asuka moven on with Kensuke
The rebuilds were a fun alt romp. They gave us a maximally anti-semitic conclusion, and let Shinji be happy with a deus ex hottie, thereby avoiding stepping on the Asuka/Rei debate. A good time was had by all.
>>290382471Nah. EVA is bad because it's gay and retarded and anyyone who likes it is a turbo faggot. Nothing to do with new vs old. The old ones were bad too
>>290396120b-b-based!
>>290396148>>290396120>1 min apartKensuke schizo everyone
>>290388546Based comparison.It proves that whether depressed or not, Anno has always been a pretentious hack as a director.
>>290396120>>290396148>>290396169one minute apart. eva confirmed for never good
>>290396120This Anon? Won the argument.
>>290396260Warning: poster enjoys Eva. Treat as mentally handicapped
>>290382471It's the year 2026, we are still arguing about EVA..
This thread serves no purpose outside of this schizo samefagging >>290396285. Like who the fuck makes a post like that and calls others mentally ill. Seek help
>>290396285>reddit tier shitposts>calls others mentally illAnon...>>290396285
Kensuke is watching Asuka get fucked by Shinji right now! Kensuke schizo is melting down
>>290397330Not enough ironic shitflinging between Asukafags and Reifags.
